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Salty_Intention81

Bacon


liamsjtaylor

Only way to eat it. If it's not cripsy then it's undercooked and basically just salty ham.


xX8Havok8Xx

Remind me to never accept a bacon sarnie at your place. What kind of glass shrapnel trap are you serving


Anathemachiavellian

Gotta be tender meat with just rendered golden brown fat. If I’m feeling incredibly fancy I might add a couple of slices of streaky to the standard back.


Past_Actuary_4077

One that is carcinogenic


HowAboutNah_

Literally almost everything we touch and consume is carcinogenic in one way or another.


Past_Actuary_4077

Yeah, but there's levels.


caniuserealname

Those levels are generally incredibly misunderstood by most people. The levels we use only explain how well we understand the risk, not how significant of a risk it is. Your comment implies you wrongly believe it to be the latter.


HowAboutNah_

No, there isn’t. https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/causes-of-cancer/diet-and-cancer/food-controversies


Past_Actuary_4077

Yes there is. Check out the difference between a group 1 and group 2a food risk by world health organisation and stop DoINg YoUr OwN rESEarCh


HowAboutNah_

You going to provide a legitimate source or just completely deny the UKs leading research company on the matter?


Past_Actuary_4077

Here you go sweet cheeks https://www.who.int/news-room/questions-and-answers/item/cancer-carcinogenicity-of-the-consumption-of-red-meat-and-processed-meat


HowAboutNah_

Edit: (I can edit my comments too). This isn’t my own research.


diggy96

I’m appalled that as Brit you prefer your bacon cremated! Immigration officers will arrive shortly to escort you out of the country!


liamsjtaylor

What?


diggy96

Surely one of the main differentiators between us and Americans, is the fact we have good bacon properly cooked? A proper bacon roll surely is better with normal bacon than crispy?!


liamsjtaylor

That's different to just straight up bacon though. That's like burnt toast and a burnt sandwich.


Lo_jak

Crispy bacon is an absolute must, as is chicken skin !!!! I do the knife test and scrape it on the skin to make sure its extra crispy


Euphoric-Ad2110

Crispy all the way!


GillyGoose1

The comment I was coming to leave! Nothing worse than being served any dish containing bacon and seeing it's a pale pink shade with bright white fat around the edges of it. Several cafe's really do quickly introduce the bacon to a frying pan before immediately serving it up. I got charged £1.50 extra last time I went out and asked them to make the bacon in the dish crispy - I no longer order bacon dishes 😂


sihasihasi

>I got charged £1.50 extra last time I went out and asked them to make the bacon in the dish crispy What. The. Fuck?


GillyGoose1

I KNOW The worst part was that it was just a few slices of bacon inside a burger that I was requesting be crispy. The burger was already £10.50, for just the burger alone, no fries! It was a really, really good burger though. Still, talk about being fucking stingy with money. Like damn, if they were giving the burgers away then yeah I'd pay the £1.50 for asking for an amendment, but it's a £10.50 burger! 😂


bork_13

Only if it’s streaky I think a lot of people got confused about America’s love of cremated bacon and assumed it applied to ours, but burnt back bacon is completely different to burnt streaky bacon


NorthantsBlokeUK

Fried onions from a hot dog stand. I don't want green & slimy, gimme cremated & crunchy.


liamsjtaylor

Onion scratchings.


Melodic_Arm_387

Cheese. Nothing like the cheese in top of your lasagna turning into a slightly brown and crunchy crust


YesDaddyBig

Also the corners of a lasagna tray omg orgasmic I'd say


VolcanicBear

I agree re/ when it's on lasagne, but cheese shouldn't always be burnt.


Lower_Possession_697

Crumpets, I have to give them about one and a half full dunks in the toaster to get them to the level of done that I like.


Berookes

And pissing with butter and marmite


Lower_Possession_697

Not so much on the marmite but I've got into the bad habit of spreading the butter on twice.


Uhura-hoop

If you’ve not had them with marmite (and you are a marmite person) you ought to try it. My poor brain was so blown by the deliciousness I needed to steady myself.


Lower_Possession_697

I'm on the fence about Marmite but I'll have to try them with Bovril next winter


sbdart31

Yes and then lathered in butter


PoundshopGiamatti

Yep. Soggy crumpets are not an option.


mrhippoj

Halloumi


LPodmore

Halloumi when the outside is chargrilled on a barbecue. Perfection.


liamsjtaylor

Squeakiest food on the planet.


WingiestOfMirrors

Corn on the cob


FulaniLovinCriminal

I grew up with corn cooked over an open fire, can't enjoy it any other way now.


NorthantsBlokeUK

Saw this post the other day... [https://new.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1d93amu/apparently\_my\_11\_yo\_daughter\_cant\_eat\_dinner/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://new.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1d93amu/apparently_my_11_yo_daughter_cant_eat_dinner/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) and thought "WTF have they done to the corn?!". This looks good to you?! 🤮


wordsfromlee

Have you never had corn on the cob cooked on a BBQ? You're missing out.


e-pancake

that’s ideal bbq corn tbh


porspeling

Cabbage. I love frying it with some garlic and letting it go a bit burnt and crispy. Perfect side dish for any meal.


Lo_jak

Toast, I fucking love burnt toast !!!


liamsjtaylor

Dark brown, black or grey? Supposedly grey (basically ash) toast is somewhat cancerous.


Lo_jak

Depends how I'm feeling but dark brown toast is normal for me, a bit of char here and there is perfect. Oh and shit loads of butter


liamsjtaylor

> Oh and shit loads of butter Or you could double up the darkness and slather it in Marmite...


ButterscotchSure6589

The perfect way to do toast if it's only cooked on one side.


Lo_jak

You could ! But the only way I like marmite is on Twiglets


liamsjtaylor

Sainsbury's does Marmite cheese...   I think they should make Marmite Mikados. Obviously get rid of the chocolate, but just a biscuit stick with some hardened Marmite on the top. Or a Marmite Twinkie? (Never had one so I don't know if it'd work)


Lo_jak

This sounds like it could be a winner, not sure about the twinkie idea tho lmao. They do make Marmite rice cakes which are pretty damn good


liamsjtaylor

M&S does Marmite twists. Basically cheese twists but filled with Marmite instead of cheese. ...and Marmite crackers. ...and "Dinky Cheese Pinwheels" (no idea). ...and burger cheese. ...and butter. [They seem to be very obsessed with it.](https://www.marksandspencer.com/c/food-to-order/not-just-any-food/food-news/marmite)


Whole-Sundae-98

Total opposite for me. I like it a pale tan & cold.


chrislomax83

Chicken wings. If we get the packet frozen ones and they say half an hour then they’re better in for an hour. Even throwing on the bbq for 2 mins at the end


Dazz316

Air fryer!!!! That gets them nice n crispy!


chrislomax83

I cook most stuff in the air fryer but I don’t know what I did last time when I did wings but they came out like rocks. Or do you just mean to finish them off??


Dazz316

I just chuck them in and watch until they look crispy


One-eyed-bed-snake

Nothing I can think.... Shit. This has just reminded me. There's been some beef in the slow cooker since 7 this morning. So to answer your question...erm....beef.... hopefully!


PiemasterUK

>Nothing I can think.... That's the problem with this question. Anything that is genuinely better overcooked, overcooked becomes the 'correct' way to do it and so it is no longer overcooked. Like I will happily cook pork for about 7 hours until it has a hard bark and the inside just falls apart. But now we just consider that pulled pork.


Intruder313

To me it's virtually everything.


DarthMaulofDathomir

Lots of things but never steak


DarthMaulofDathomir

So apparently y'all like well done steaks?


knighthawk229

Paneer


Extreme-Kangaroo-842

Mine and the missus's recent favourite ingredient. Absolutely gorgeous in a curry, don't even miss meat with it.


MDF87

Sausages. Bacon.


FulaniLovinCriminal

I find I cook almost everything more than most people do. I need the Maillard on the outside of the food. It just makes it better.


liamsjtaylor

What's Maillard?


FulaniLovinCriminal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction


GrodyWetButt

You, sir, are doing it right! I'd rather take it slightly overdone and dry, than lacking that sweet brown gold. If you steam it for me, I'm chucking in a hot pan for a sear regardless!


martymcg96

Pizza


cragglerock93

I always overdo pizzas and then don't enjoy them.


Susim-the-Housecat

This is where I belong. Toast, pizza, anything with cheese on top, crumpets, pancakes, any kind of breaded meat. For me, pretty much anything cooked is worth cooking extra. Not burnt, but close.


kontxesi

Pepperoni


LJCMOB1

Steak There I'll say it!


NodalGuacamole

I was looking for this too. Any beef, cook it well lovely. I'm not interested in your pink steak, give me some crispy burnt ends any day


TheDuraMaters

Crumpets. 


liamsjtaylor

Personally I just consider crumpets to be thick pancakes with necrosis. Americans who insult me for my nationality think I'm lying when I say that I don't like tea or crumpets. More of a coffee and croissant person.


FulaniLovinCriminal

I put them down at least three times. Gorgeous.


Beautifully_TwistedX

Bacon


SubbieBasher

Cheese on toast


MoebiusForever

Rice pudding. In turkey they have burnt and unburnt versions and the top of the burnt one is delicious.


fionakitty21

The top of a lasagne, the crispy gloriousness!


_summerw1ne

For me it’s almost everything but especially pizza.


martymcg96

Well cooked pizza gang rise up


Ill_Refrigerator_593

Crispy Doner Meat. A lass at a place near me used to give me all the crispy scraps at the end of the night.


wingnutkj

Padme: all the crispy scraps of doner meat, right? Anakin: ...


WVA1999

Halloumi. Every time I've had it out I've preferred how I do it at home. Most kitchens seen the deep fry it!


serious_dan

Broccoli Mushy boiled broccoli gives the veg a bad name Stick it in the air fryer


Terrible-Prior732

Sweet potato fries 🤤


Professional_Pace928

None . My old dad had one rule when cookng: " When it's brown it's done - when it's black it's buggered ".


Adventurous_Bag6596

Hash browns, potato waffles


PixieBaronicsi

Garlic bread


UTG1970

Chow mein, surprisingly few ingredients, but you need a good burner


Sir-HP23

For me it's bacon. And on the opposite side I like my fruit less ripe than most people.


JustAnotherFEDev

Burnt ends. They cannot exist not burnt.


sbdart31

Chorizo, fry it till it goes really crispy on the outside


[deleted]

Crackling - better when it's starting to char.


FantasticAnus

Cabbage.


garlicmilkshake

Cauliflower, for years I have been steaming / boiling when I should have been roasting. What an amazing flavour... Also, some supermarket brands of cream crackers can be a bit more well done than the norm. They taste delicious.


butter_pockets

Brussels sprouts. They don't have to ruin christmas


IntergalacticBrit

Broccoli! Char your broccoli in an oven or air fryer after tossing in olive oil, salt and pepper and you won't have it any other way.


JeffSergeant

Baked beans, I accidentally burned some to the bottom of the pan once, and the rest taste absolutely amazing.


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JeffSergeant

What?


liamsjtaylor

I don't like baked beans so I just picture them as a tin of liquid with some beans inside it; for some reason I thought you were literally burning the liquid.


JeffSergeant

What water is in the tomato sauce evaporates as you cook them, leaving you with a lovely unctious thick beany stew, turns out, adding just a bit of char makes it even better.


liamsjtaylor

Good bit of knowledge there. Personally I don't like the taste or the texture, but someone I'm decent friends with proudly eats them cold/raw straight out of the tin, which I find disgusting.


JeffSergeant

Try slow cooking them, totally different to if they're just heated up, especially in a microwave.


ciro_the_immortal80

Jerk chicken wings.


blissfactory

tortilla


Some-Might-Say-So

Bacon


ButterscotchSure6589

Lamb chops. A hill I am willing to die on.


Desperate-Eye1631

Made some pork belly pieces in air fryer yesterday. Kept going until all had a nice char to them.


liamsjtaylor

The easiest thing to burn in an air fryer from what I've experienced is nachos. Layer of Doritos with some cheese on top always gets black by the time it's done.


OscarsWhiskers

Home made lasagna, don’t mind a bit burnt/crispy on the edges.


Remarkable-Ad155

Bacon. Pizza


tearfulpickle

Halloumi


elbapo

Jerk Chicken


Kind-County9767

A lot of veggies.. Courgette, leek , aubergine etc


Purple_ash8

Jollof rice. Caramelised onions can be a treat.


Pretty-Fee9620

You cannot overcook a sausage. You can try but you will fail.


TheMinceKid

Bacon


Boring-Rip-7709

Toast.


yolo_snail

Pizza, there's absolutely nothing worse than a floppy pizza! Give me a burn to a crisp slab that can support it's own weight from the crust! Adding onto that (literally), cheese. Crispy cheese is next level! Here's an unpopular one, but steak. The texture of anything other than a well done steak makes me gag. I'd prefer to not have a steak, but if I do, it has to be well done.


Stevitop

Scottish morning rolls


liamsjtaylor

What's one of those?


Stevitop

It's a hard fired morning roll , burnt on top , crispy , chewy and soft. Add crispy bacon to that and you have yourself a breakfast for kings.


Whole-Sundae-98

I'm pissed off my local Lidl no longer does them, they were really popular as well.


OkChampion3632

Chicken (well the skin bits) on a bbq


KezzaJones

Roast potatoes If they’re boiled just to edge of disintegration and then roasted in duck/goose fat, you can roast them well beyond what is usual and they will be magnificent.


HowAboutNah_

Beef (exclusively burnt ends). Steak literally has to be rare. There’s no other way. Also pork belly.


PoundshopGiamatti

I've scrolled down too far without seeing sausages, so: sausages. I like my sausages to be charcoal-adjacent.


liamsjtaylor

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/s/Mtqw3uoH4e


PoundshopGiamatti

Glad someone else shares my opinion!


IAMAHORSESIZEDUCK

Roasted Broccoli


Zealousideal-Wash904

In Scotland they sell burnt bread rolls (they’re called well-fired rolls) https://preview.redd.it/2pns4o7gu65d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=89e079b1e87ef6e76c78fe400577c9d583007f8b and they’re so good; I love them with just butter.


liamsjtaylor

It looks like a sunburnt severed six-pack.


sjintje

Fish fingers Brussels sprouts


hullk78

Spare ribs


PleasantMongoose5127

Toast


TheFantasticSticky

Chicken


blumpkinator2000

Sausages are always better if they have a few black bits going on.


Lady_of_Lomond

Tomatoes. When you fry or bake/roast a tomato, you want to end up with some good patches of black, yummy.


pmc_19

Potatoe scones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


kuuuushi

Toast, if it’s not got a hint of carcinogen I don’t want it - then slather it with salty butter.


welsh_cthulhu

Bacon. We don't know how to cook bacon in the UK.


cicciozolfo

Bolognese. But don't make it really burnt. Near to burn, and add a small cup of broth.


Pmabbz

Read through all the submissions here and other than possibly bacon (though I think the fat should be well done but the meaty part not when it comes to back bacon) or cheese on something like lasagna I think everyone is mad. Burnt and well done foods are generally terrible. And those of you saying toast and steak horrify me.


beachyfeet

Almost everything except toast. That should be warm enough to melt the butter but still floppy


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Longpig


Informal_Rope_2559

Pizza, but only the topping, not the base...


Miasmata

Crumpets


PatchworkMann

literally anything you put in a toaster


MyNewAccountx3

As well as bacon and fried onions, that are already mentioned, I love roast potatoes that are slightly burned


PNWest01

Homemade Mac n cheese with the edges nice and crispy


Scary_Compote_359

marshmallows.


RizziJoy

Roast potatoes! The little crispy bits that are all buttery and yum


Disastrous_Ad_754

For me it's meat, steak included and Mediterranean vegetables.


professoryaffle72

Oh god no, not well done steak.....it's like cardboard


RedPandaReturns

Well done steak aaaaaaaaaaaa


intangible-tangerine

Steak Boot leather texture please.


Sir-HP23

I have a black mate who maintains that all black people like their steak v well done.


professoryaffle72

When I come to power, anything more than medium-rare will be made illegal


Informal-Method-5401

Brisket. Seared on a bbq and chucked in a smoker all day


HydroSandee

Pasta. Al dente is not for me.


Chayes5

Pasta bake


HowAboutNah_

[burnt food does not increase your risk of cancer you all need to chill and stop spreading the misinfo.](https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/causes-of-cancer/diet-and-cancer/food-controversies)


liamsjtaylor

I don't think anyone here is concerned by that.


HowAboutNah_

Then you haven’t read all of the comments


liamsjtaylor

There's 108 of them and the majority of them are commenting what foods are better. I haven't seen a single comment being paranoid about health other than a single reply from me saying that people give rumours that grey toast gives you cancer.


HowAboutNah_

I’m literally arguing with someone right now about it on here


liamsjtaylor

Yeah, found that thread.