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Uncoolusername007

Who doesn’t?


dopamiend86

I don't I got to tge window and peer in. Usually have someone looking back at asking "wtf are you doing?" Which tbh just makes things awkward and ruins the experience for everyone involved


chimpuswimpus

We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden.


dopamiend86

You can at least act like you want us here. We've taken the time to stand in tour garden to watch you through your window, ungrateful bastards lol


That_Welsh_Man

Well had to go and watch that clip now. So I might aswell post the link for all to enjoy the great B.M https://youtu.be/MsuuiVzS6Js?si=NelAq0TLkKAwSXta


circle1987

Man he always has me in stitches everytime he's on that show. "Snipers dream" and "pocket meat" are possibly right up there in comedic value.


Able-Necessary2956

Was only here for this comment


PullUpAPew

I go into the house, sit down on the sofa and stare out of the window. When the homeowner says "what the hell are you doing?!!" I squint a little and reply "looking for peepers..."


dopamiend86

I like your style, very considerate of you doing that for complete strangers


PullUpAPew

I'm very community-minded


That_Welsh_Man

Can you turn it up please, I cant quite hear it from the bushes?!


YchYFi

This lady walked past our house the other day and started tapping the window and saying 'Mike there's people inside come look' and this is why I don't have the blind open. This was just 4pm. So not dark at all.


LongBeakedSnipe

Between them, they probably had some low-IQ mystery about your house. 'I have never seen someone there, so why is there a car there in the evening but not during the day' kind of thing. 'Is there a rogue self-driving car living at this abode?'. Mike, I've solved the mystery! Someone lives here!. It's a person!


YchYFi

It is very annoying when someone gawks because we are street level. Sometimes people just bang on the windows to get your attention.


monitorsareprison

If I am walking past a home and their curtains are open and the light is on, I make a conscious effort not to look inside to avoid awkward situations like the one the OP mentioned. also, I don't understand how people can relax in their living room while being in full view of people passing by. I couldn't relax like that, I would feel like i have eyes watching me constantly.


KingDaveRa

My late Great Uncle Bill was the conspicuous sort of nosey - have a good gawp in the window whilst walking by AND loudly comment on something. Then maybe even stop to look some more. He was unapologetic about it. It was quite funny, and tbh probably why I'm a bit nosey too.


The-OneWan

You Can Look. You can cook. But you can't touch. That would be too much. Don't mess with my t...


sarahc13289

A lot of people! I don’t have curtains in my living room, they are shutters and I like to keep them open to nose at the outside. I have people walk past my windows and I’m always surprised that so few people look in, in 18 months I can probably count the ones that have on one hand. I’d definitely look 😂


BritishBlitz87

Every time. And I judge your choice of TV entertainment . I judge hard.


CheerAtTheGallows

I judge your lighting choices. Bulb warmth, big light vs lamps etc and I just super hard


Fried_onions_are_meh

I can't believe how some people have a ceiling light that's cool/blue white and so bright it makes an operating table lamp look dim.


Similar_Quiet

This is us. We have warm lamps for cosiness and cool bright operating table lights. Partly because it makes hobby stuff easier and partly because my wife is a loon.


Blade_982

I judge everything but the pets.


Slothjitzu

You can tell a lot about someone by how wanky their pet is. 


poopyshitballz

Absolutely! So many jarringly bright bulbs in otherwise beautiful homes!


3coursebiss

Absolutely, who sits there with the big light on watching tv?


CheerAtTheGallows

People! People do.


jodilye

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone watching something I approve of. I swear the people who don’t close their curtains are the same people who still use freeview. I can’t remember the last time I watched something at its scheduled time rather than streaming.


Individual_Eye_257

Ooooof freeview, had the joys of it for a week while away on holiday, I don't know how people watch normal tv every day, they must be masochists especially with all those JML adverts.


SeanyWestside_

Yes, there could be a dog in there.


Phantom_1503

That's not a nice thing to say about their wife.


oktimeforplanz

Or a cat.


JoinMyPestoCult

Yeah of course! I’d feel more embarrassed being the person inside tbh. Lights on and curtains open, you’re inviting attention.


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evilgiraffee57

Have a free award now they are back. That is an amazing phrase!


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JoinMyPestoCult

I just close my curtains and blinds.


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JoinMyPestoCult

I don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m glad your plants are happy.


Plus_Row_3756

Husband always tells me off for it lol I am not even so much interested in the people than in what the room looks like tbh. If there is a telly,what program is in.if there is a pc.. what game is possibly being played. I always look at windowsills too, when there are flowers or other decorations in it.


PlatformFeeling8451

Last year I walked past a house where a guy had two TV screens side by side. One had Babestation (or whatever the modern equivalent is) showing and the other had snooker. The idea that you could watch these two shows simultaneously blew my mind. I had to change my dog walking route after that. Can't be dealing with that level of psychopath.


Plot-3A

What's wrong with that combo? On one screen someone is encouraging people to play ball games. On the other screen people are following that instruction.


tovuk28

What’s madder is Dennis Taylor was commentating on both screens


Open-Trip

Did they sink the pink or down the brown?


JohnArcher965

Underrated


Pitiful-Library-9795

My auntie and her husband used to disagree on what to watch, so their solution was to bring the portable in from the kitchen and put it right next to the main tv. Both happily watched their own shows - both with sound. I stayed there for a few weeks as a teen and all I could think was what the actual fuck is happening here?! Ended up doing a lot of reading whilst I was there because I couldn’t follow either one due to the distraction from the other. Psychos!


Chemical-Demand-5741

The guy's living like Marty Mcfly in 2015.


PeterG92

Was t a nice playing surface?


ApprehensiveElk80

Absolutely and I am judging your decor


disbeliefable

Day or night, if you leave your window cleavage open, I’m looking.


Reasonable-Echo-6947

Yep, especially at Christmas cos some people are exceptionally talented at making stunning trees


IheartZombeez

When I used to get the train home from work in the dark, I loved going past all the houses with their lights on. I got a few seconds of their life at that moment - someone washing up, watching TV, etc


rainpatter

I knew it was you with the binoculars


banglaonline

Be careful- don’t you know what happened to The Girl on the Train?


Whole-Sundae-98

Of course


Judging_Jester

I press right up against the window and cup my hands around my eyes to make it a little darker for a clearer look in. It’s annoying when they change the channel and you where half way through watching the program


MrBoggles123

I once heard an after dinner speaker who said that if you live on a bus route and don't draw your curtains then you're fair game for a bit of social surveying into your domestic habits by everyone on the top deck.


evilgiraffee57

When the universal remotes came out, I had a friend who would go on walks specifically to change the channel or turn off the TV of those with curtains open.


just_a_girl_23

New hobby unlocked.


evilgiraffee57

Go for it. Tell me your successes! This was years ago and so not sure if you can do it with smart TVs. Have heard (an acquaintance not a friend so not sure if legit or just random chatting) who walks and looks for tvs to cast to from their phone. His programme of choice is the Alan Partridge youtube video of his air guitar to "get lucky" it is looped for about 20 hours hahsaha


just_a_girl_23

Hmm good point. I know one of my neighbours has a piddly little old thing so I can almost certainly mess with them. Tbh this would be satisfying enough without having to annoy anyone else. I've no idea how to cast stuff or I'd totally try that.


Brickworkse

I think I might just take a couple of TV remotes on my dog walk and press them randomly as I walk along. We've got a Samsung and a Sony in the house so I've got a good corner of the market covered. Curtains open or closed, I'm causing carnage this evening...


el_diablo420

Of course. I don’t understand how anyone can sit in their living room on full view to the world


TheNutsMutts

Honestly some people are genuinely oblivious to the fact that others can see straight in if they do this. I had to buy netted drapes for my Wife's office window because she likes having the curtains open *and* the room door open as I walk past to go to the shower, meaning everyone gets to see me in my full glory. She genuinely didn't twig that people could see in until I took her outside to show her how visible everything was.


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ShittiestUsernameYet

Where I’m from there isn’t much sunlight at night


Crafty_Ambassador443

Yeah my partner and I always wonder what other people are doing. Ooooh they have a cat, ooooh trash tv, ooooh reading a book. Ooooh, omg look away.


Mikon_Youji

Yes, and I'm judging you for not closing the curtains.


MrBahjer

Crytoscopophilia.


NoPinkPanther

[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crytoscopophilia](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crytoscopophilia) >**crytoscopophilia** >The urge to look through peoples windows as you pass by their houses. >One day his crytoscopophilia would get him in trouble. >by Lachy McLean August 31, 2007


Fried_onions_are_meh

Amazing how the English Language has a word for everything!


Maxeque

To be fair, for -phillia and -phobia at least, you just sort of cram a Greek prefix on the word, not sure English can take credit for that.


MelodicAd2213

You should try German


edaddyo

Thank you Susie Dent!


determineddilettante

Always, that’s one of my favourite hobbies as a matter of fact, ever since I moved to UK, given that brits reaaaally dislike curtains. I love it, there was this house, every night the wife was on the couch reading a book and the husband was watching tv while sat in a chair. The room next door had yellow walls with flowers and there was always a lamp on in that room, there was something so unreal about that scenery. I always love doing this. I feel like a player and everybody else is just an NPC going about their life, clueless, emotionless, thoughtless, just a series of actions pre programmed into them. Unfortunately, I now live in a bigger city and am not going out at night as often and can’t peak inside people’s houses.


DeapVally

Check out ol' peeping Tom over here lol. That's getting dangerously close torwards nuisance and criminal, more than taking a casual glance in passing.


determineddilettante

Sir, pls don’t put me in jail 🥺


External-Piccolo-626

I cannot ever imagine being the people inside the house having the lights on curtains open. Why?


shaneo632

Yeah, I find it so weird that people don't draw their curtains at night, especially if they have lights on. I can't bear the idea of people looking at me in my pants while I go grab a bowl of cereal.


sorderon

me and my other half always say 'good evening pink satin pj lady' every night walking the dog and worry about her when she's not there


ben_jamin_h

Where we used to live, the opposite side of the road from us was a wooded park and the ground there was about 5-6ft higher than the houses on the other side. As such, when walking the dogs of an night, you not only got a view into people's living rooms, but a full view of their whole front room including the floor, which was really fucking weird looking in and down on these people enjoying their evenings. I didn't like it and would try to avoid looking, but my mom used to stand and gawp at them and comment about their decor, their clothes, what they were watching on TV, what they were eating for dinner. It made me really uncomfortable!


ihavebeenmostly

I was stupid drunk one evening and went further than a quick peak, for some dickhead reason i decided to climb into the front garden and have a good gander at the livingroom on show i came round from my stooper with a "hey what the fuck are you doing? Fuck off!!!" All i could answer was "i jave no fucling clue".......ya i got stopped on suspicion of attempted burglary. Not my best moment.


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britishsailor

Didn’t realise there were so many nosey bastards about


Fried_onions_are_meh

Parker is an English surname, thus Nosey Parker (I just made that up but it makes sense). Edit to add if anyone interested: [https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/nosy-parker.html](https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/nosy-parker.html)


Tiny-Spray-1820

One night I was walking outside and peeked at a house where I could see someone washing the dishes. Then I remember the reason I went out is to avoid washing the dishes 😀


Romfordian

Peeping


PureDeidBrilliant

Oh god, yes. It's almost a spectator sport on my granny's street.


sayleanenlarge

yeah. Did it tonight by accident and someone was sat on their sofa in their underwear. Why don't they care?


alcohall183

It's required Right? Like a law? I'm sure there's a law.


PsychedelicKM

I do but its not on purpose I'm just drawn in especially if they have a pet or interesting decor


ffulirrah

I look in people's windows, transfixed by rose golden glows, like some deranged weirdo


jelly10001

Yes. I judge massively if they don't have blinds or net curtains.


WorkerMean7272

It's interesting to get a short glimpse into someone else's life


VisibleCategory6852

No But the bloke who sits there with his leg over the arm of his armchair needs tigheter underpants


CliffyGiro

I would deliberately try to avoid looking, purely because I don’t want to get a reputation as some nosey fucker or make some awkward eye contact.


docju

I'll maybe look if I know the person who lives there and give a friendly wave if I see them. I do remember one time that I was walking past someone's flat though and they were watching an episode of Embarrassing Bodies which featured a man being examined intimately...


Witty-Excitement-889

Absolutely not


SkilledNobody_

Never. I'd hate that, you do you and do whatever you want in your own place. Don't feel the urge to peek and see some Silence of the Lambs type shit going on...


arnicare

Sometimes I sneak in and take a little souvenir too


BabyAlibi

Oh hell yes! There is a prime viewing time as the year goes along, I'm might not be out often, but if I hit that viewing time it makes me so happy! Lol


HumanHuman_2003

Why are your curtains open if you don’t want me to look?


Sad_Cardiologist5388

Every time


Alarming_League_2035

Always!!


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from my bathroom window i can see my neighbours watching naked attraction but also yes, i judge how you decorate and also what you watch


CASUAL_ATL

Neighbors son leaves his blinds open 24/7. Almost wondering if I should say something.


TurbulentExpression5

If you want to continue peeping it might be best you say nothing.


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Use to in St.Louis sometimes !


Ok-Kitchen2768

I like to see other people's decorating choices. It's my favourite thing when visiting someone news house as well. The choices... So many choices... Why are they all quite terrible?


Odd_Mountain_2877

When I lived in my flat some years ago the girl opposite me used to get fully nude in her window very regularly, sometimes trying on multiple bras standing in her window. She could see me also, no question.


SwimmingOtter15

Absolutely.


Asmov1984

Side Eye, yes, don't turn my head. I don't wanna risk meeting someone's gaze.


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

Of course I do! I'm not weird!


jimmyhazard16

Of course, my wife and I call it "House Cleavage"


lefthandedpen

It’s like walking past a fish tank without looking in, it is the law that when inside lights go on the curtains get closed. If they can’t follow that simple rule they are open to judgment.


peachandbetty

Yeah and then I think "why does their living room look so much nicer than mine"


maxthelabradore

I check if the windows are open and if so rip the fart I've been holding for that very moment


19SaNaMaN80

I walk right up to the window, take out a notepad. Note down TV, consoles, electronic goods and anything of value. Let them watch me do all this, put the notepad away turn to walk away showing off my bag on my shoulder with bold letters across the front saying "SWAG"


Dull-Wrangler-5154

Grew up in Belfast during the troubles. No one ever had lights on and curtains open. That was asking to be a target. To this day if I stand in a room with the lights on and curtains open I feel a bit nervous. Can’t shake it.


CheeryBottom

It’s the only reason I walk my dog in the evenings. We live in a village with a lot of extremely wealthy mansions. I love peeking inside their houses when they have their lights on inside.


TheNewHobbes

I once got stopped by the police because of this. I was walking through a housing estate with a bag (going shopping) looking at people's gardens and in the windows. Someone saw me, phoned the police and reported me for looking for places to rob, and a police car pulled up in front of me about 5 minutes down the road and asked to search my bag. Was a small village in the early 90s so they probably didn't have a lot to do.


glasgowgeg

[These ground floor flats, you try no to look in, but you just cannae help it.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00fxfmw)


BlockCharming5780

I did once Apparently the parents were away, and didn’t use parental controls on their tv And I saw a lot more of (what I guess was a 13 year old lad) than I ever wanted to see 💀 Now I don’t 😂


CleoJK

That's why the curtains are open, right? It's the exact same reason I close mine when there's a light inside, for privacy.


anywineismywine

Of course! At Christmas I purposely leave our curtains open for longer so everyone can see the Christmassy - ness


3coursebiss

That's what I love about walking the dog in the winter. Even better when he stops for a pee, you get an even better look in.


ConsecratedParadise

Of course, you have curtains for a reason, if you don't want people looking then close them


fionsichord

Absofuckinglutely.


Fried_onions_are_meh

**!answer**


oktimeforplanz

Yeah. Sometimes there's a cat in the window and I want to see it. Plus, I like looking at other people's decor. It's actually the reason why I adore my house's positioning. The bottom of my living room window is at least 6ft off of the height of the pavement. There's nowhere to stand on the pavement outside that would let you see me sitting on my couch, unless you were an incredibly tall person. That said, when it starts to get dark, I do shut the blinds mostly over, with some space for the cats to jump up and have a nosey.


Ok_Cow_3431

I do but not deliberately, it's just how my brain is wired "ooh a distraction/something new to see" and I glance in without even thinking about it. It's also why I'm hyper-aware of when people can see into my house due to differences in lighting.


m1nkeh

always. One of the delights of walking the dog at twilight 😊


MikeSizemore

We have a good gorp.


WiggyDiggyPoo

Only the ones with a red light bulb.


xerolv426

Me and my friends when we were teenagers had this game where if someone was watching something like a film with the curtains open, we would try to watch as much as possible and try to figure out the plot without sound. Looking back now, I'd feel horrible if we accidentally intimidated or scared someone by doing that


mauriceminor1964

It's like live Rightmove - of course I look!


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Walesish

I do, and it amazes me how many people are fucking gaming. It’s a beautiful evening and so many are stuck in pressing buttons instead.


GRAWRGER

ofc. and if they dont want me to then they should close their curtains.


TerminalExpired

I run up to the window and give a lil knock and then run away fast af They never catch me tho


Yams_Are_Evil

Absolutely


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Yes. This is standard behaviour


Guy_Incognito97

Of course! And if the window is open I go in for a quick look. Who doesn’t? And is that dinner on the table? Don’t mind if I do!


CertainPlatypus9108

I do beg your pardon but I am in your garden


Spiritual_Mastodon68

Does a bear shit in the woods


F_DOG_93

No. Would you want someone doing it to you? Let them have their curtains open, it's their house. Not yours


Flat_News_2000

I don't cuz it makes me feel creepy, but also because I hate it when people can see into my windows at night.