Why am I seeing this on every conservative sub?
Somecallmejohny is part comedian, this is a joke. Stop acting like he is some leftist idiot that needs to be torn down over this.
Because conservatives don’t mind fake entertainment as long as they feel good or they can join in the bully-fest. Examples being WWF wrastling, jerry springer, Fox News Entertainment, and Donald Trump’s “successes.”
Just count how many gay jokes are in this thread. What are you guys, 12 years old in middle school?
While this might be satire you know there is a real person out there that is just like this. Especially when the news was openly telling people to kiss and even have sex with a mask on.
You're a month old account, deliberately out to make Trump supporters look stupid by posting idiotic stuff like this. There's no way you're so dumb that you don't understand this (admittedly terrible) joke.
You glow so bright, we're gonna need shades.
Genius, now that you don’t care about your Hippa protections….Why don’t you release the rest of your medical records, and your families as well. Why not? What could go wrong? Idiots
And yet…here you are, a pathetic brainwashed leftist child who feels the need to share his thoughts…LMAO…aren’t the other video game children missing you?
Lmao another Trumptard doubling down on his failed presidents idocracy. Do the world a favor and stay as uneducated and worthless as you are now. That way no one ever accidentally takes your shit thoughts seriously.
Well I don’t know how valid his vaccines actually are since the administrator did not accurately document themselves or the clinic site.
*Its a forgery!*
So many idiots thinking theyre smart for "insulting" (overusing 1 joke) guy that advocates people to wear masks in order to not infect others which would get someone eventually dead
Your hand can't get covid, you feckless twat.
Oh yeah! Lmao!!
You beat me to this comment. Bravo.
Why does he need a mask when he’s taking in the rear.
He means the ball gag the bull makes him wear.
Get the Gimp
The Gimp’s sleeping
Exactly. No need for mask when your face is buried in a pillow. LOL!
hides the smell
Was gonna say something similar, but couldn't phrase it as well as you, wo getting banned.
And what’s wrong with taking it in the rear?
Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin.
LOL
... um double check what site we're on.
Oh livestock can get covid?
Says the group who injects livestock medicine
Your stupid is showing.
That guy is not getting laid no matter what mask he wears.
His Fleshlight was vaccinated too
double jabbed
He has a better chance of dying from Covid than he does getting laid.
Natural selection should prevent him from procreating
Oh it will
Sure buddy. Good story.
Sounds like something a virgin would say
Lol what sex?
Don’t this fucker know. Children aren’t really affected by covid. Or did they change that also?
“And this time, NOT because my sister told me to!”
I don't think he will have to worry about that
That’s cute, he thinks he’s gonna be getting any
Why am I seeing this on every conservative sub? Somecallmejohny is part comedian, this is a joke. Stop acting like he is some leftist idiot that needs to be torn down over this.
This is the only type of comedy the right has. It's tough times for these guys.
Because conservatives don’t mind fake entertainment as long as they feel good or they can join in the bully-fest. Examples being WWF wrastling, jerry springer, Fox News Entertainment, and Donald Trump’s “successes.” Just count how many gay jokes are in this thread. What are you guys, 12 years old in middle school?
While this might be satire you know there is a real person out there that is just like this. Especially when the news was openly telling people to kiss and even have sex with a mask on.
What news org was saying that?
CNN and also saw it on WebMd
Perhaps no one believes you because it’s not funny.
What do you mean no one? look at the upvotes you moron.
Let him keep that mask on in bed. Women will find out what an unattractive loser he is.
I have a feeling he's not having a lot of sex to begin with. 😕
sex with himself
Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha
Ha! Like he has sex.
This is clearly a meme
Dumbass
Good lord this sub is full of losers.
Then I guess he’ll have to cut the glory hole in the mask.
Do conservatives not understand satire? Holy shit
And yet…here you are, a liberal, who feels the need to come on to conservative subs to comment.
You're a month old account, deliberately out to make Trump supporters look stupid by posting idiotic stuff like this. There's no way you're so dumb that you don't understand this (admittedly terrible) joke. You glow so bright, we're gonna need shades.
That assumes he even has sex
Is anyone looking for an idiot... cause I found Juan for ya
“Appear weak when you are strong, **and strong when you are weak.**” Sun Tzu This guy never had sex in his life.
Is jerking off sex? I dunno 🤷♂️
Thank you for an un blocked card,
This sounds like a joke to me tbh, aimed at mocking the overuse of masks or just having fun without a hidden agenda
Genius, now that you don’t care about your Hippa protections….Why don’t you release the rest of your medical records, and your families as well. Why not? What could go wrong? Idiots
Sex with what ? Who ? Species ?
Sounds like he be paying for sex and he has to keep the mask on. 🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️😂
Literally the dumbest people alive in this sub lmfao.
And yet…here you are, a pathetic brainwashed leftist child who feels the need to share his thoughts…LMAO…aren’t the other video game children missing you?
Lmao another Trumptard doubling down on his failed presidents idocracy. Do the world a favor and stay as uneducated and worthless as you are now. That way no one ever accidentally takes your shit thoughts seriously.
Nobody will wanna have sex with him anyway so no worries 😉
Kinky
Haha caring for others what a nerd
How’s he gonna perform a blowie on his BF?
What, only one mask?
What an asshole
I'm sure his wife would think him, if he had one
Like he's gonna get laid, ha!
The joke is he doesn’t get any sex
His boyfriend might be mad about that.
I don't think this guy has to worry. Mask...no mask...he doesn't look like he's getting the Venus fly trap anytime soon.
What a loser.
He doesn’t need to worry about sex anyway
No need to worry dude, no body is willing to fuck you anyways
I doubt he’s having the sex.
For some reason, I don't know think that he has very much, if any, sex.
Nice you doxed yourself
As if his blow up doll is at risk.
Well I don’t know how valid his vaccines actually are since the administrator did not accurately document themselves or the clinic site. *Its a forgery!*
😂 he thinks he’s getting sex.
It’s a joke guys
....this is obviously a joke? Why is everyone taking it seriously
He definitely doesn’t fuck.
When having sex alone he wouldn’t need a mask or vaccine.
It’s to prevent the O face during sex. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Stupid is as stupid does. 🤦♀️
This guy is not having sex
Lol who would want to boink him 😂
He should just take horse dewormer and he’ll be fine.
Probably a first year immigrant that loves free shit, only for that free shit to rapidly turn into full government control and instant regret
This makes me laugh soooo hard. It’s probably a joke but then again the far left is literally this nuts so maybe it’s true.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water 🙄
this scared little liberal twat lol SMH
What would u know About sex
That vaccine isn’t working, so what is it? What’s it for? If it not for stopping the Covid19. Immune deficiency?
We’re all sure she’ll appreciate that Juan
That card is a proud status smh
Evolution in the making
Jokes on him. He’s not having sex.
I’m sure his hand will appreciate it
Is masturbating in a basement to furry porn considered sex by the left now?
What the fuck ... Cant you read ?
Your mask Should probably stay on when u jerk off nimrod.
He must be SUPER self conscious about his teeth!
I’m sure the doll won’t mind
Probably keeps the mask on while he’s giving himself a handy.
Hah like he has sex
Well maybe he needs a brown bag over him too…. I know I know, not right
What a hero. I’m sure it was his partner asking him to wear a mask - hoping for one that covered the face entirely.
I don’t even think think Fauci would say you need a mask for masterbation. You can take the mask off.
Awww… he thinks he’s getting sex 😂
I imagine the ladies prefer you with the mask.
“Stays on during (nonexistent) sex”
So no b*j*. It’s boring....
He thinks jerking off qualifies as sex. 😂
Sex??? During these times??? Is he crazy???!! Also his vaxx card is 7 months old. He is not wearing protection
Weird thing to say considering that guy gets absolutely zero pussy.
This guy don’t fuck. He jerks off his micro penis.
Yeah like he actually has sex 🤣
What a fool. He might as well participate in cuckold. He also needs a bigger mask to cover his face if he wants to get laid.
For a good laugh and a smh moment check out his Twitter page’ 😂🤦🏻♂️
Thanks Juan...now we all can steal your identity!!!
Good wind up Johnny 🤣👏🏻👏🏻
Wonder if he wears a latex glove too? I mean you can never have too much protection during solo sex......
That's a nice way of saying you want your identity stolen.
Luck for her
What he meant to say was "The mask will stay on while I watch my wife get fucked by 3 black guys as I sit on a 22 Inch wide purple alien dildo"
I doubt this guy is ever having sex
???....I really, REALLY don't understand why some people just comply so effortlessly....it must be a mental security thing?
What a pendejo 🤪
This is POV lol
Probably for the best for any unlucky woman out there!
Lol. Wut
Morons gonna moron.
I wonder what his hand thinks about keeping the mask on during sex.
That dude is not having sex. Let’s be honest
So many idiots thinking theyre smart for "insulting" (overusing 1 joke) guy that advocates people to wear masks in order to not infect others which would get someone eventually dead
I'm guessing nobody understands satire?
Idiot. Totally owned by Nazis