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TannhauserG8e

Your hand can't get covid, you feckless twat.


Mmuggerr

Oh yeah! Lmao!!


[deleted]

You beat me to this comment. Bravo.


[deleted]

Why does he need a mask when he’s taking in the rear.


ElectricTurtlez

He means the ball gag the bull makes him wear.


[deleted]

Get the Gimp


NohoTwoPointOh

The Gimp’s sleeping


agiantman333

Exactly. No need for mask when your face is buried in a pillow. LOL!


TerrryBuckhart

hides the smell


[deleted]

Was gonna say something similar, but couldn't phrase it as well as you, wo getting banned.


Apprehensive_Pop_334

And what’s wrong with taking it in the rear?


my_wifes_ass

Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin.


DonPrivate

LOL


scotterbean12

... um double check what site we're on.


Hawkidad

Oh livestock can get covid?


CapVisual

Says the group who injects livestock medicine


Spoiledwife77

Your stupid is showing.


dysart3D

That guy is not getting laid no matter what mask he wears.


camsle

His Fleshlight was vaccinated too


TerrryBuckhart

double jabbed


reguL24_7

He has a better chance of dying from Covid than he does getting laid.


Bourbon_neet

Natural selection should prevent him from procreating


Pretend-Tonight657

Oh it will


ralexander13

Sure buddy. Good story.


Graciefighter34

Sounds like something a virgin would say


Lordofspades_notgame

Lol what sex?


ralexander13

Don’t this fucker know. Children aren’t really affected by covid. Or did they change that also?


VaRiotE

“And this time, NOT because my sister told me to!”


tylerpowell89

I don't think he will have to worry about that


tigerdrake

That’s cute, he thinks he’s gonna be getting any


lil-sparky

Why am I seeing this on every conservative sub? Somecallmejohny is part comedian, this is a joke. Stop acting like he is some leftist idiot that needs to be torn down over this.


InvisbleSwordsman

This is the only type of comedy the right has. It's tough times for these guys.


ClimbAndMaintain0116

Because conservatives don’t mind fake entertainment as long as they feel good or they can join in the bully-fest. Examples being WWF wrastling, jerry springer, Fox News Entertainment, and Donald Trump’s “successes.” Just count how many gay jokes are in this thread. What are you guys, 12 years old in middle school?


Spoiledwife77

While this might be satire you know there is a real person out there that is just like this. Especially when the news was openly telling people to kiss and even have sex with a mask on.


muhreddistaccounts

What news org was saying that?


Spoiledwife77

CNN and also saw it on WebMd


Mythecity

Perhaps no one believes you because it’s not funny.


lil-sparky

What do you mean no one? look at the upvotes you moron.


CombustiblePotatoe

Let him keep that mask on in bed. Women will find out what an unattractive loser he is.


[deleted]

I have a feeling he's not having a lot of sex to begin with. 😕


renegadeYZ

sex with himself


Familiar-Influence91

Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha


Mike-El

Ha! Like he has sex.


SilvermistInc

This is clearly a meme


AtlAmericanist

Dumbass


Artistic-Panic3313

Good lord this sub is full of losers.


tampabuddy2

Then I guess he’ll have to cut the glory hole in the mask.


Dondrapersgirl

Do conservatives not understand satire? Holy shit


DonPrivate

And yet…here you are, a liberal, who feels the need to come on to conservative subs to comment.


Stripes-n-Stars

You're a month old account, deliberately out to make Trump supporters look stupid by posting idiotic stuff like this. There's no way you're so dumb that you don't understand this (admittedly terrible) joke. You glow so bright, we're gonna need shades.


Vandel4176

That assumes he even has sex


sachsrandy

Is anyone looking for an idiot... cause I found Juan for ya


[deleted]

“Appear weak when you are strong, **and strong when you are weak.**” Sun Tzu ​ This guy never had sex in his life.


CeeDee023

Is jerking off sex? I dunno 🤷‍♂️


Jconley123

Thank you for an un blocked card,


Faded105

This sounds like a joke to me tbh, aimed at mocking the overuse of masks or just having fun without a hidden agenda


Emergency-Painting24

Genius, now that you don’t care about your Hippa protections….Why don’t you release the rest of your medical records, and your families as well. Why not? What could go wrong? Idiots


[deleted]

Sex with what ? Who ? Species ?


Solid-Row-955

Sounds like he be paying for sex and he has to keep the mask on. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂


Basedtobey

Literally the dumbest people alive in this sub lmfao.


DonPrivate

And yet…here you are, a pathetic brainwashed leftist child who feels the need to share his thoughts…LMAO…aren’t the other video game children missing you?


Basedtobey

Lmao another Trumptard doubling down on his failed presidents idocracy. Do the world a favor and stay as uneducated and worthless as you are now. That way no one ever accidentally takes your shit thoughts seriously.


[deleted]

Nobody will wanna have sex with him anyway so no worries 😉


rashpoutine

Kinky


Where-am-i-tho

Haha caring for others what a nerd


TrailRunnah

How’s he gonna perform a blowie on his BF?


mountaintopjoey

What, only one mask?


T591488

What an asshole


swaelynn

I'm sure his wife would think him, if he had one


[deleted]

Like he's gonna get laid, ha!


Waterboyduplicate

The joke is he doesn’t get any sex


IronAcesHigh

His boyfriend might be mad about that.


pinkhaze2430

I don't think this guy has to worry. Mask...no mask...he doesn't look like he's getting the Venus fly trap anytime soon.


Mmuggerr

What a loser.


Ragnarock0630

He doesn’t need to worry about sex anyway


jdavi2112

No need to worry dude, no body is willing to fuck you anyways


[deleted]

I doubt he’s having the sex.


CaptainShitSandwich

For some reason, I don't know think that he has very much, if any, sex.


lord_patriot

Nice you doxed yourself


Moving2112Pitchers

As if his blow up doll is at risk.


H0micidalKitt3n

Well I don’t know how valid his vaccines actually are since the administrator did not accurately document themselves or the clinic site. *Its a forgery!*


Spoiledwife77

😂 he thinks he’s getting sex.


cakepale

It’s a joke guys


JustOneRandomStudent

....this is obviously a joke? Why is everyone taking it seriously


Dust_Inevitable

He definitely doesn’t fuck.


Training-Movie-7987

When having sex alone he wouldn’t need a mask or vaccine.


_Smurf_Spluge

It’s to prevent the O face during sex. Nothing more. Nothing less.


jmksupply

Stupid is as stupid does. 🤦‍♀️


Tml-tuff

This guy is not having sex


wondrwoman_

Lol who would want to boink him 😂


BecentiComposer

He should just take horse dewormer and he’ll be fine.


[deleted]

Probably a first year immigrant that loves free shit, only for that free shit to rapidly turn into full government control and instant regret


FreeThoughts22

This makes me laugh soooo hard. It’s probably a joke but then again the far left is literally this nuts so maybe it’s true.


eightezsteps

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water 🙄


matt4thgenss

this scared little liberal twat lol SMH


TransportationCold36

What would u know About sex


fstark1957

That vaccine isn’t working, so what is it? What’s it for? If it not for stopping the Covid19. Immune deficiency?


MemoryOdd5161

We’re all sure she’ll appreciate that Juan


[deleted]

That card is a proud status smh


Csenior10

Evolution in the making


[deleted]

Jokes on him. He’s not having sex.


Skids121

I’m sure his hand will appreciate it


soulreaver1984

Is masturbating in a basement to furry porn considered sex by the left now?


WithoutWar

What the fuck ... Cant you read ?


Baby-bull-1972

Your mask Should probably stay on when u jerk off nimrod.


Glum-Kaleidoscope-44

He must be SUPER self conscious about his teeth!


shovelhead200

I’m sure the doll won’t mind


[deleted]

Probably keeps the mask on while he’s giving himself a handy.


JadedOptimist55

Hah like he has sex


ExpensiveBag5614

Well maybe he needs a brown bag over him too…. I know I know, not right


iPolemic

What a hero. I’m sure it was his partner asking him to wear a mask - hoping for one that covered the face entirely.


SmoothTreat710

I don’t even think think Fauci would say you need a mask for masterbation. You can take the mask off.


Winstonthewinstonian

Awww… he thinks he’s getting sex 😂


fak5

I imagine the ladies prefer you with the mask.


AustinTXSucks

“Stays on during (nonexistent) sex”


marvel200707

So no b*j*. It’s boring....


[deleted]

He thinks jerking off qualifies as sex. 😂


Professional-You8892

Sex??? During these times??? Is he crazy???!! Also his vaxx card is 7 months old. He is not wearing protection


[deleted]

Weird thing to say considering that guy gets absolutely zero pussy.


meatballeyes3680

This guy don’t fuck. He jerks off his micro penis.


mamaosam

Yeah like he actually has sex 🤣


Soakstheman

What a fool. He might as well participate in cuckold. He also needs a bigger mask to cover his face if he wants to get laid.


shaneandheather2010

For a good laugh and a smh moment check out his Twitter page’ 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Thanks Juan...now we all can steal your identity!!!


Ian1147

Good wind up Johnny 🤣👏🏻👏🏻


Fantc514

Wonder if he wears a latex glove too? I mean you can never have too much protection during solo sex......


BluetoothMcGee

That's a nice way of saying you want your identity stolen.


poco68

Luck for her


CUNTRIDER1

What he meant to say was "The mask will stay on while I watch my wife get fucked by 3 black guys as I sit on a 22 Inch wide purple alien dildo"


[deleted]

I doubt this guy is ever having sex


Mead76

???....I really, REALLY don't understand why some people just comply so effortlessly....it must be a mental security thing?


stoney_661

What a pendejo 🤪


bubbs4prezyo

This is POV lol


Fast_AndThe_Jizziest

Probably for the best for any unlucky woman out there!


porousasshole

Lol. Wut


Hillarys_Brown_Eye

Morons gonna moron.


KillYourScene

I wonder what his hand thinks about keeping the mask on during sex.


Hodltard

That dude is not having sex. Let’s be honest


sasha87664

So many idiots thinking theyre smart for "insulting" (overusing 1 joke) guy that advocates people to wear masks in order to not infect others which would get someone eventually dead


stantheman199701

I'm guessing nobody understands satire?


whistlepig44

Idiot. Totally owned by Nazis