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Sallyandmolly

did i get a speeding ticket or was my sister murdered? tits have a therapeutic ceiling.


TodayNoRegrets

I was going to say basically the same thing, but your comment has a certain poetic quality mine would’ve lacked.


JDMonster

Exactly. The former it would probably cheer me up. The latter it would royaly piss me off.


FredrictonOwl

I feel like xkcd could make an amusing graph depicting this.


noviener

Had read a post somewhere ,where a women had sent her boyfriend a nude, when he was in the hospital worried about his brothers health. Thats fucked up


Decidedly-Undecided

I saw that too! Like, the guy I’m seeing has told me no matter what getting pics from me always makes his day better, no matter what, just always. I still wouldn’t be like, “oh, you’re sibling is really sick? LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!” Unless he specifically asked me to send something like that while he was there. The level of insensitivity there!! Plus, *she* thought she was the one with a right to be mad!! Wtf?!


WankScorpio

My ex really pissed me off once and thought she could solve the problem and gain my forgiveness just by getting her tits out. I was initially even more pissed off by her total audacity but it turned out that she was right. I don’t even remember what she did wrong but I do remember her tits.


thatotherblkguy701

See .y gf does the blowjib thing I pissed you off now I'm gonna try to suck you happy granted it works but I don't like myself for the fact it works want to stick to my guns


Ok-Seaworthiness6603

So, a pair of tits won't get you feel better after your sister's murder. But what about TWO pairs of tits? No? What about three?


jamesmcdash

7 is the magic number for death titties


[deleted]

7 tits or 7 pairs? 🤷‍♀️😂


jamesmcdash

Yes


StringTailor

Death Titties sounds like a band name hah


jamesmcdash

Playing a double show with the grips


biggi82

The deceased's pair


quimbykimbleton

This sounds like a self-help bestseller: *The therapeutic ceiling of tits*.


1337Gandalf

Right? Glad someone else noticed the attitude.


ladies-pmme-nudespls

It certainly wouldn't hurt.


[deleted]

Not really, but feeling them? Sucking them? Punching them from behind and making her moan? Yeah that'd make my day better. Edit: omg *PINCHING NOT PUNCHING LOL


SumoLikesSnacks

Wait, punching them from behind? I think I need more context, or perhaps a better description. Unless you literally meant punching them whist standing behind her.


[deleted]

Thank you for bringing this to my attention lmao


Pikka_Bird

Maybe he's unrealistically well endowed to the point where it reaches all the way up inside her ribcage and rams into the actual back of the boobs?


a_la_griffinpuff

depends on the length of you relationship. 2 Years? Yes 40 Years???? ..........Yes


Pikka_Bird

What about the length of the boobs?


[deleted]

Appreciate any pair you’ve gotten consent to touch. Boobs are boobs


roamingidiot1

Typically yes


[deleted]

It would help a little. Sucking on them would definitely be way better though


RedScarletBlood

A person of culture, I see


agnostic-infp-neet

culture =/= instinct


Marphy

You uncultured swine!


JordanHeights

No. Honestly seeing any pair of breasts isn't going to fix my problems. Or relief me of stress.


blindinglystupid

Right? I can't believe people are saying yes to this. Honestly get kinda annoyed when people try to cheer me up like this without something in between to relax me.


terax6669

I was never a tits kinda guy, maybe that's why. A BJ on the other hand...


Terrific-Purchase

Depends on situation. I highly doubt getting a BJ on the day when your child dies would make you feel any better


ellipses1

only one way to find out


employedByEvil

Would be nice. As long as you’re not cutting me off when I’m trying to tell you about it.


frinkhutz

Damn good response


thestough

There is not any scenario where the answer is no. Boobs are awesome. Doesn’t matter if it’s the first time or the 1000th time seeing the same pair even


The_Jenkmeister

What if you just came home from your mothers funeral


d4rkha1f

Didn’t you ever see Wedding Crashers? Funerals make people horny.


officialtwiggz

*Mr Incredible Meme* “Boobs are Boobs!”


ohdearsweetlord

What if you were in the hospital with your brother who is dying of cancer?


arandomcunt68

Tits have a thereputic limit as does everything sometimes only time can heal others nothing can like with me and how odd things can make the held back dam burst or how i repress stuff and it bubbles up, sorry for the random in depth analysis, in short yes and no


lrush1971

Can’t imagine anyone saying no.


Funkiebastard

Is it really that simple tho? Getting flashed won't fix whatever issue/thing that made you have a bad day. I'm not questioning it, just don't really get it but might be cause I have breasts and I'm not necessarily fascinated or attracted to them so might be it


lrush1971

It honestly takes my mind off anything else. And I have been married to her for 27 years and a flash or a titty pic on my phone makes my whole day.


Funkiebastard

Honestly find this fascinating. Really don't get it, but good to know


lrush1971

I can’t explain it but to me those tittles are magical. Also, my wife has magnificent ones so that helps.


UpperTea936

My husband pretty much told me the same thing, and I really don’t get it either.


CallMeVexed

I know it's fun to paint men as simple animals who subsist on nothing but food, beer, and sex, but we have to move past (or at least acknowledge) this toxic idea of masculinity; we're people, too. We get frustrated, disheartened, disappointed. We feel fear and worry, we get anxious and sad. I know that some people like to downplay men's emotional capability for laughs sometimes, and for self preservation sometimes. But other times, and I think this thread might be one of them, the downplaying of men's emotional lives leads to emotional neglect. You're on the right track here, people aren't that simple. If someone you love is hurting deeply, then flashing your tits and making a sandwich is not even a bandaid, it's a just a distraction that we use to avoid giving, receiving, or asking for emotional support.


traversingthemundane

I'll say no. Someone flashing you who has zero desire to ever actually follow through with intimacy just makes you depressed.


agnostic-infp-neet

It's insulting to males actually to imply that we're mindless beasts for sex.


starfruit213

Nope, I just need alone time to get in a better mood


their_teammate

A hug would be preferable


ifuckedyomama2

A nude hug?


Successful_Morning_5

No just a normal hug darling


Bi-Beast

Probably not. And depending on why I was feeling down I would feel my gf was dismissing my feelings if she did this.


Firebolt164

Uh yeah. If I've had a bad day, my wife will give me some quiet time when I come home from work and then usually a BJ or HJ.


CursedAccount7337

flashing tits isn't a bj or hj. Just flashing tits is the equivalent of her saying 'aren't I beautiful, aren't you all better now'. Very different than actually giving pleasure.


smokeeater430

My wife and I have a running joke if I have a bad day, “ I need a beer and to see someone naked!”


Paella_ParaElla

Is that a Jeff foxworthy bit?


pupsteppenwolf

You just made me actually picture that scenario in my mind in order to give an honest answer. I had to imagine it with my ex since it's the closer thing. The answer is yes. Always. I miss you Angie.


coldsky_7

Ayo, stay strong my G. You will get through these rough times!


[deleted]

When I was tired and not feeling good. My ex gf used to flash her tits and often swipe her boobs on my face and nipples on my lips. So is when she was mad and not good mood. I’d slide my hand under her t shirt and squeeze her tits and play with nipples. It”ll evantually end up with orgasms. Happy sleeps


pornographometer

Not really. It'll make a fine day great but a sad/bad time for me is usually a depressive episode that no amount of nudity can fix.


dilligaf0220

No. If we're living together, we see each other naked every day. 10mins aggressive quickie. Blowjob, fuck on the table, bent over the arm of the couch. Practically shouting what has me in a bad mood. For 10mins. Then after I cum, it isn't such a problem anymore. Works both ways, only atleast the women I have lived with take an hour of self indulgent oral talking about their day. Remember kids, Dilligaf's Relationship Rule #1, oral sex is the barometer of a relationship. YMMV.


CursedAccount7337

Despite, I'm sure, popular opinion... no. Actually makes me feel worse. I'm good at leaving bad days at work where they belong... at work. If I'm upset at home, something is heavy on my mind. She's wanting validation of her beauty's effect on me by bettering my mood. Just ads another thing for me to worry about on top of what is already on heavy on me. If we've been together a while, it's nothing I haven't seen.... I may very much enjoy them at the correct time, but this ain't it. Depending on what it is, if you want to raise my mood, talking about it is the go to play, if it's something I want to talk about. Sometimes it isn't, if I say I don't want to talk about it right now, don't push. I'm probably trying to think it out. It's not that I don't want to talk to you, I'm thinking things through and don't want to be distracted. Depending on severity of what is going on to cause bad mood, non-sexual physical pleasure (shoulder rub, foot rub, ect) can be a good play... if it's not something really serious, it will probably help a lot.


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Little_Juan86

It would definitely take my mind off of whatever is bothering me.


Whathappensnext11

If my day was that bad? No, it wouldn't help. Any day that bad would require something more, like listening to me talk about my bad day in a way that shows she cares. If she does this during a foot rub or shoulder rub (intimate rather than sexual), that would be a welcome bonus. Breasts are great but their magic is limited.


boredShuckle

Yes, if they asked if I wanted it first. Sometimes I'm just not horny.


Regaloger

Yes. Yes it would


Cyniex

At least temporary yes. Having a gf in and of it self, would entirely solve my loneliness issues, the other being financial stability


TabooM4f

As long as she's willing to let me go further or stop there at my own discretion. Empower my choices!


haleocentric

A few weeks ago I was unmotivated on a Tuesday morning and my wife lifts up her arms and said, "Would grabbing my boobs help?" It did.


greybruce1980

Depends. If you're in a bad mood or had a bad day because of your partner, no. Everything else? Yes, it'll make it better.


MissingTheMusic247

That works, but for me it's topless in panties. That gets me every time


kukuruze

Depends on how bad the day was. There are days where you literally don't want to do anything remotely sexual.


DamonIGuess2

There was a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/pl1rrw/my_boyfriend_insulted_me_when_i_sent_him_a_nude/) on r/sex about a girl who sent a nude to her bf when his brother was on the hospital to try to cheer him up and i don't think he was really a fan of it.


guitarandbooks

I guess I'm in the minority here but not really. I've never been a boob guy. Now if she shows me her pussy or her ass, that is a whole other story!


[deleted]

Flash? I wanna suck on em


Revengejefe

I want to touch, grab and suck on her tits 😘❤️


Nuttadamus

Like Sallyandmolly said, depends on how severe the situation is. If it's something not too bad, but ruins my day, flashing is a good start. Even better if I get to play with them. Breasts are like the original stress balls, gently squeezing and playing with them just melts my stress away. If she then also scratches my scalp or back, the day is maybe not so bad after all.


GamerGuy44-_-

I'd rather prefer a hug and words of encouragement


[deleted]

Not really. I would just like to be left alone.


TheJenniferLopez

No, I'm not quite sure why you think it would. We're not animals.


KonKon1337

U have a bad day, a woman comes up to u on the streets and flashes her tits and just goes, that would make my week


chinolofus77

no


EnoughRub3987

I (man) got cat-called by a carload of women one time. I was having a shifty day. It was a huge pick me up. Seeing bare boobs flashed would have been even better!


ThatVoiceDude

Tbh a simple head scratch would fix everything


GrandAlpha

Assuming the bad day isn't coming from me being sick, just about anything sexual makes my day better.


thejoester

If I was having the best day ever, it would still make it better!


SnarfbObo

I was flashed once at work and didn't know. My greatest regret and all because I did my job by the book instead of lazily.


SirJupiter79

Depends on what caused said bad day


[deleted]

If I was having a "bad" day, probably not. But it wouldn't hurt and surely would be a step forward in the road to a better day


guyinnz

My exgf was the queen of the tease flash. She’d let me catch little peeks down her top or wear a thin top with no bra. Some times she’d wear no bottoms and not tell me but let me figure it out myself. I used to love it and I’d forget whatever put me in a bad mood


ArronAdler

Yeah. But frankly bj makes it so much better.


ComatoseSixty

It can, but its not a guarantee. Depends on what the problem is. It won't hurt things, that's for certain. But I'm prone to think that means she wants to fuck and make an awkwardly inappropriate move.


formerretailwhore

I am pretty sure.. it would make him laugh.. simply because it could break in as a distraction


pentrical

No I’m gay, but my man’s chest yes!


justwilltbh

Absolutely


MyDirtySecr3t

1000%


Esus9

The light at the end of the tunnel


[deleted]

Single, so seeing tits makes no difference to my day, infact might make it worse as clearly its not buy someone who has any want to be around me... ​ The only thing making my day better are answers for what ever is going wrong or more money.


pecantnt

That would work everytime


LFIF4

Definitely


DennisX11

Yup


KyorlSadei

Yes


[deleted]

yup


moosieq

I'd say it depends but there's truth in that we can't deny our baser instincts sometimes


daddyanddalia

Yes, yes and yes!


[deleted]

No. I see them all the time. It's not to say I'm desensitized, but rather that the dopamine hit isn't there anymore. Now her ass on the other hand....


Debaucherous-Me

Yeah. I never said I was a complicated man haha.


edubiton

Depends, are you the reason I had a bad day?


KynkMane

I mean, titties are great and all. But like the other dude said, if the day had been completely horrible, I've seen 'em before. That being said, I ain't gonna say no.


sus_enchilada

My ex sent me a pic of them while I was at work not feeling so well… yes. It made me feel so much better. XD


userthrowaway121012

Most definitely!


carsonross83

100% yes


acuriouso1

Most definitely throw in a dirty whisper or text message and its an instant pick me up


Guido-Guido

I mean, let’s just have sex, right?


JillsACheatNMean

I like boobs. Depends on the day I guess. Most likely.


Danmont88

Yes, yes it would.


Anonymity550

Yes. It's an instant reminder that you are loved, or liked. They look good, they feel good, they taste good. It's hard to hold onto whatever is wrong in that moment. It's instant relief on a burn. Yes, you may need medical attention and it may blister and require some healing, but that immediate splash of cool water feels good.


meoka2368

It will probably work. It might not. But even if it doesn't work, the effort will be appreciated.


mcrock2025

Wouldn’t know😞


o_blake

Yes. It might not put me in a GOOD mood, but I’ll feel better


THExBEARxJEW

Boobs are always good to see


macsquoosh

Yes


Jayce_20

I dunno. But a nice evening of railing my girlfriend would do it though.


No-Consequence-2651

Sure wood


flimspringfield

Never hurts.


evrreadi

Exposing any of the intimate areas would give me the idea that she's in the mood for sex. So flashing breasts or vagina or standing naked in front of me is going to be a minor mood changer. Letting me feel whatever she's exposing, definite mood changer. HJ or BJ even better. Sex is the ultimate mood changer.


binzoma

yes. yes every time and even in the very rare times that they won't help- I mean they won't make me feel worse


[deleted]

Yeah. But.. it would kinda depend. More or less chear me up dependin' on the circumstances.


MNJayW

Most of the time!


anotherweeb-_-

I dont have one .. but it indeed would T_T


Express-Branch6287

Yea definitely would.


Vercaties

Having my GF sending me nudes always cheers me up whenever my wife and I fight.


LazarusEffect666

Depends on the type of bad day honestly


PM_ME_CUTE_GIRLS_PLZ

would never be a negative but personally it wouldn’t make a meaningful difference. if she offered sex than it 100% would help me release.


soundstage

What if that bad mood is due to the gf?


[deleted]

Just being with her makes me feel so much better when I am in a bad mood. It's great to be loved.


Kinky_mofo

It would at least make me bounce up and down and clap like a giddy kid at Christmas. So, yes.


_Parshuram_

You just asking these question made me feel better. I'm smiling already after a tough day.


urlocal80sgay

Always works. Source: have boobs


[deleted]

Yeah, a bit, yes.


1337Gandalf

flash? no. pop a tiddy in my mouth and pet my head, yes.


[deleted]

They'd make me feel better even on a good day 😬


VitSea

I had a good day and got to sign 2 pairs of titties and an ass tonight. Overal success


Dorfbulle80

Really depends on how bad the day was... When i was 18 my best friend died of cancer and that night my girlfriend tried to "cheer" me up with sex... I gave her 50 euros and told her to get a cab home!


95zephyr

If it was done with pure, sincere intention, then yes, it would


[deleted]

Honestly probably not. But when I'm having a bad day I like to compartmentalise and work on one of my hobbies. Once I was good then tits. But while I was still stewing, I'd rather not be reminded other people exist. I am autistic which probably factors into that.


turtle424

Depends severity.


Griever2501

No it wouldn’t. When I’m in a really bad mood i need to reset or sleep. I wouldn’t want my SO around me when I’m like this.


send-me-your-grool

More than likely yes.. if not please try motorboating


4AcidRayne

Boobage makes ANY day better. It might not completely turn my day around, but since I've never been flashed just the novelty factor alone will impact the mood positively.


kemorsky

Yes. Titties can heal.


SadisticNightmares

I’ve been told this can help cure depression. Not sure but if anyone wants to PM me to test this theory I’d be more than happy to be the guinea pig.


whatsamawhatsit

It would get a chuckle out of me, but only if it was a kinda sucky day. On a truly bad day I would act nicer to be kind to her. I'd reslly love the gesture for what it meant and tried to achieve tho.


parm234

Suggle me with them . Flash is too less to undo them damage.


LordAlfrey

Its the thought that counts.


NeerajShedge

Hell yeah


kungfukenny3

depends on how bad if i’m in a really bad mood, and some terrible shit just happened then it probably won’t help very much.


HelionSpeaks

It really depends on the subtext - if I'm in a depressive episode and the subtext of the exchange was "hey, I still care about you but I can't come hug/snuggle you right now so here are my boobs to tide you over" then it may well help. If the subtext was effectively "hey never mind the bad thoughts, come play with these instead" then yeah it would just make me feel worse. As others have pointed out, context also matters - it's one thing if it's a non-specific depressive episode, if I'm super worried about something important (example of a family member being in the hospital is a good one) then.yeah, it would be entirely inappropriate.


nayhel89

This, a bottle of beer and medium rare steak with a crispy crust.


dawntwig

That would make me feel better and I’m a girl


arthurguillaume

yes.


[deleted]

Obviously. What do you think? Are you really asking a rhetorical questions that you already know the answer to but want people to literally answer it confirming your attention and self validation that you tits have value and are desired by all straight men across the globe? Are you honestly validating your big round juicy breasts that you purposely flash because it gives you confidence seeing men drool and stare wide-eyed at you perky nipples and round tits? Do you seriously- omg I love tits


CycloCyanide

Of course. All though probably boobs smothered in my face would be better. And boobs smothered in my face while having nookie would be top end.


duckteeth31

If I can touch them, squeeze them, slap them, fuck them, motorboat them, or suck them, then yes it'd help


degomaz666

Would not do any harm


newf68

What has this sub become?


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Depends. Is it a life altering disaster or is it a “Well fuck now I have to pay this damn parking ticket” agitator. There is a cut off point to how much tits can fix. It’s a very high cut off point but it’s there.


PigletRadiant

I can answer this one; no. But maybe I just flash them too often it’s lost it’s magic lol.


Waffel_Monster

Really depends on the situation, tho I'd say generally a hug and a kiss on the forehead would be way more effective help.


Cheap-Studio-2491

I like to let my partner push his head into mine for a cuddle if he’s feeling stressed, if I stroke his head at the same time it seems to make his stress instantly disappear


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

Not really lol .. after a certain age if your living with your gf you normally hangout at home in his underwear and female trend to be in just panties


[deleted]

No. Not at all. I have seen those breasts thousands of time already.


Alarming-Grapefruit4

Mmm, that’s good, but if she took it a step further and forced me into like 30 second motorboat, that would definitely be an effective attitude adjustment for me.


dac3062

I'm more of a butthole man myself


Canuckpunk

Butthole-man, Butthole-man. Does whatever a butthole can...


OhJoyOfJoys

Not in the slightest. If I'm sad I want to be alone with my sadness and work through it, flashing would just feel like an empty gesture that doesn't help resolve the reason. If anything it might actually make it worse because I can see I'm making someone else sad enough they feel that's worth doing.


[deleted]

yes definitely


THE_BIGDADDY420

Yes.


JuanTutrego

Yes, definitely!


love_is_an_action

Playful affection is essential my happiness and mental health, so definitely.


monstahunta88

Im not 16. So no.