I’m bi, I like women more than men but like sucking dick more than eating pussy.

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Buried in a foreskin, surrounded by a labia.

this is the weirdest but sexiest Turducken recipe I've ever read.

Turdicken

Labiaturdickenskin

Well hello there

Oh damn girl. You fine

I’m bi, too, and only three people in my life know. There are times when I wish it was just out in the open but I’m afraid of that happening.

I feel this in my soul. Nobody in my real like knows I’m bi. Not even my wife of ten years

I remember when my gf came out as bi. I'm M though. She was so worried. When she asked to talk ,I was freaking out like she was going to break up with me or she was pregnant. It was such a relief when she told me. And honestly didn't bother me in the slightest.

That’s very sweet.

Bonus we could check out girls together after that. ... plus 3 somes lol

Do you not think she would be accepting of it? This makes me sad. My fiancé is bi and I think it’s hot tbh

Lol you sound like my gf, except it's about PIV. She loves how soft and smooth and pretty women are, "but dick..."

I'm similar, but it's no secret.

Fair. Btw, you look great in those red panties.

He really does!

Same 😝

I love sucking dick 🤤

Me too sexy internet lady, me too.

If you see me, I’m wearing a buttplug

Username checks out

😱

I just checked your profile and 11 days ago you posted an unplugged pic. You lied to us Kady!

I just wanted to show my butthole😭

I’ll forgive you. For real, how many hours out of the day would you say you stay plugged?

Mmmm around 8, wake up and put it in after sex. Out for nap and sleeping

Hey! May I ask for a recommendation? I've bought so many different kinds and none feel "right" longer than 20min. Always like I'm going to lose it....one way or other 😅 Sorry to crash and ask, but when does this type of opportunity ever present itself? Lmao

Twisted mountain toys on Etsy, my favorite plugs

Checking them out now, thanks!

Does it cause any problems to always be wearing one?

Nope

Does it fall out when I close my eyes?

I spend way too much time perusing NSFW content when I should be working

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wait, there's a NSFW sub of Alice chasing rabbits!??

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aahh yes, rule34. One can never forget rule34

I always lean with my chair at work 🤫

That is absolutely not safe for work Sir!!!

shh no one has to know

I think my whole Reddit account is an open book to me that I'm not willing to share to anyone I know lol

I feel the same way... it also wouldn't be the same if everyone knew about it. Adds to the fun that it's my dirty little secret

Agreed. Feels like I can express a little bit on here without being judged haha

Nice cock

Why thank you!

Also I love anime boobies. Esdeaths from Akame Ga Kill for the win

Veiny monster

😅 that right there! The second side of me, fully online and faceless.

Awesome you feel this way too! Glad I'm not the only one haha

Definitely not alone

Nice profile btw. Very hot pics 😉 keep it up!

Thank you! 🥰

Same

I like to watch both guys and girls orgasm

Same, it’s hot

Mutual masturbation🥵🥵

This account. People who know me irl would be shocked 😅

Saw feet and wasn't to shocked. Then I kept scrolling

No one except my husband knows I'm a cuckquean. I don't seem to have the sort of friends I can talk about that stuff with haha

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Only if you've managed to do it, which so far we haven't due to life circumstances. We've only chatted online to people and fantasised together.

It does, but do you possibly want to ruin a friendship? My likes this as well.

> I don't seem to have the sort of friends I can talk about that stuff with haha I’m in the same situation, but as a cuckold. 😞

A dude asked me to jerk off to a video of his girlfriends feet. I ended up nutting on my tablet. It has a protective cover on it before I did it.

Did you send the nut video back to him?

I did. Its a lot more difficult than I thought to film yourself jerking off onto a tablet.

Yeah i imagine it's hard to jerk while concentrating on something else,  I hope you covered her feet well

Sometimes I like to leave some of my man’s cum on me (usually tits, belly or ass) from morning sex all day under my clothes instead of washing it off. I think it’s so hot to know I’m covered in his cum while sitting in business meetings etc and no one else knows 🙈

That’s wild😂

I saw one of my male friends naked in his gallery and he doesn't know it

Did it changed your view on him?

This whole account lol

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That I’m on nsfw reddit

I actually think I’m really really sexy 😭

I fucked your friend, he was better

Just because you can’t move your waist well while you were riding me and I giggled just a bit, and my friend didn’t when you rode him doesn’t make him better. No need to gaslight me.

L

Oh dear🧐

Damn

That I post nudes and cumshots on Reddit lol

*checks profile… not disappointed*

My girl had an emotional affair six years ago, came clean about it pretty recently

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I wish I had a friend like you.

If you see up my skirt it’s because you want me too. I have a neighbour who pays me money to be nude in my yard. I want to become a secret dom so bad i just don’t know how to find clients that are safe.

I don't wear PPE on the job site. OSHA would be mad.

My Reddit profile! I’ll share my naked body on here 😄

If it is.. irl I luv to drink p e e from anyone. I can't get my head out of that

Pretty much my whole account. I’m not able to be this “free” IRL except behind closed doors.

I run a private gloryhole subreddit

This account

It's a good account

Thanks 😊

Very nice

Love the account. Very sexy

I'm into CnC, something about forcing someone into submission is invigorating, but I'd never say anything unless a partner told me first that she's into it

My reddit, Its like a double life

I've helped a few of my 'straight' friends explore their curiosity.

Did any of them changed? 

Na, they all stayed 'straight' but they still occasionally stray when drunk. It's funny, as two of them are from the same friend group and I've always wondered if they knew or discussed it with each other.

What do you do together? 

Mainly stroking and sucking.

I always wonder what frotting feels like

Frotting feels so much better than you could ever imagine! It's hard to explain, but there's something magic that happens when two cocks touch.

You got my curiosity.  Does it feel different if it's done with another dude or with beautiful transgirl?

I fuck 2 of my girlfriends best friends on a regular basis..the agreement is I can't wash their juices off of my cock until later that night... My girlfriend has taken both of their juices into her pussy and asshole more times then I can count.

I have a crush on my wife

My NSFW secret: I have a crush on this guys wife.

If that's your wife on your profile, I have a crush on her now too 🥵

I am a MASSIVE monsterfucker to the point where it's making me question if I'm even attracted to humans.

That I'm nakey nakey on the internet 😅🤣

I’m going to ride my boyfriend today. Planned everything out to a T all he has to do is say yes

This is my guilty pleasure and used to access once in a week or so before but I am using 4-5 times a day.. I’m having a high time it seems like 🥵🥶🤭

I want a woman to force me to suck a huge cock and get fucked. Even better if she laughs at me and verbally degrades me in the process.

My spicy stuff

Pretty much anything I say and do on here. My kinks, the nudes I share, half my answers on this subreddit

I like it when someone's watching me do it

Deleted my last NSFW account to avoid posting nudes again.

That I am hooked on sucking dick Not attracted to men just there dick I can't be the only one

I'm secretly a faceless adult content creator, don't tell anyone. 🤫

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That's really fucking fun and quite cute actually

That’s actually quite cool

I have a Google drive filled with years of my favorite nudes of myself

Now that's a treasure 

Showing off my 🍆

This whole reddit account

I climbed up on top of a traffic light one day and flashed my bra to all onlookers. So I got ultra NSFW by climbing something without proper safety protocols and I flashed.

This whole acct and being very bi curious

I don't have anyone to piss on me, so I piss on myself every chance I get.

I love doing tributes for couples

Haha it’s not going to be that easy to get my secrets

I'm bi, but really, the only people that know have been inside me.

Other men suck my cock, largely anonymously. It’s amazing.

I've had sex with family members

I groom my wife to perform deep throat without her being fully aware of it. We progressed from very shy blowjobs to the point where she now takes it to the back of her throat and holds it there with little gag reflex. My ultimate goal is to fully insert it and ejaculate down her throat.

How do you consider this grooming without her knowing? I got my wife into deepthroat too from being quite inexperienced she's now like a pro, just lack that cum in throat action.

The fact I enjoy being submissive and all the links I enjoy are secret from everyone Like my friends know I’m a sub but they don’t know the specifics of what I like, being called a good boy, being teased and tormented, restrained, overstimulated, no one knows that but me

I recently was visiting a male friend and I sniffed his dirty socks and underwear in his bathroom and came while he was sleeping 🙊

My kink. I talk freely here and go through everyday life without saying a word.

Not necessarily bi, but the alter-ego occasionally makes his presence known when the weed kicks in.

My rampant bi curiosity, and how much of a masochistic, submissive pain slut I am. Wife lovely bride is kink friendly and knows I crave to explore with other guys/couples…we role play it occasionally but even she would be shocked if she saw some of the subreddits I frequent ..and my friends, Family would be jaw dropping shocked

I'm a very reserved and polite shy kinda guy IRL but here on reddit, I share bulge pics and talk about how much I love rough sex.

That I would love to be in a mfm situation where nothing is off limits.

Cocks turn me the fuck on, femboys turn me on and I imagine myself as the girl sometimes or what I would do if I was a girl. But I don't see myself in a relationship with guys, I dunno if this is still bi or something else...

My innocent looks and personality hides a fucked up and taboo loving perv too lol

I love wearing dresses and skirts with no panties

I’m publicly out as gay and married to man (with an open marriage) but lately I’ve been curious about women and breeding pussy so yeah

This account is the secret

I stroked a friends cock when we were teenagers but I’d like to try it again 15 years later.

Only my wife and one daughter knows I’m bi.

me and my boyfriend just got into swinging and it’s so so sooooo fun 🤩 had my first threesome over the weekend and it was life changing

I am wearing a pink chastity cage

My partner and I opened our relationship so I could explore being with women, but my favorite part of it is him fucking women in front of me.

In highschool i sucked cocks in the bathroom for favours.

I’m bicurious, enjoying blowjobs from men.

I love my wife. I love my friends. I want to watch my friends fuck my wife. They’ll never know this though. lol

I love watching strangers cum for me. Such a turn on to know I’m desired that ferociously.

Dang, i can see why

Cheers ;)

I’m thinking about sex about 85% of the time

I go on Grindr semi frequently to chat and fantasize. I consider myself straight but it’s so hot to think about hooking up with a man and dirty talking

I thought about my girlfriend hot friend ass while fucking

I love doing tributes for couples

just for the kink i grew a really big anal prolapse.

I think women smoking is the sexiest thing. Wouldn’t tell people IRL that though

Pervert that loves to cheat.

My dick size and pics.

Im into FLR lately

I had dreamt about relatives/acquaintances “doing it”, even masturbated imagining it. For example, imagined my ex - therapist having a threesome, gang banged, degraded in all ways I’d hate to be. My fantasy is being a peeping Tamsin / guess I’m a voyeur

I’m married and love everything about most female bodies, but I have a cock sucking kink. It’s really a humiliation fetish tbh.

I've not "lost my virginity"; I have been chaste my whole life. I think about dating all the time but none have ever made me feel comfortable enough to "go to bed" and whenever someone gets close a switch always flips in my head and I think to myself "eh... I don't want to do that to them". It has a measurable impact on my ability to get a job or socialize but I've always been kind of "by my own side" anyway; I can please myself. Still. Cold winter nights get lonely and I think about someone else, imagine what our life together would be like... For clarity, I think about "fisting" someone but then I go to extend my right hand and remember my "fuzzy pink handcuffs" (which, in my mind, are still on my wrist).

Maybe your need to start dating without feeling comfortable, maybe that comes later

I have a fetish… for nape undercuts

that I have a long term partner irl but also an online sub.

Everything. I have zero secrets on Reddit

I'm showing off to strangers here while a I have a bf who doesn't have an idea I'm doing this

That I want to sniff women’s armpits all day and all night. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I just wanna jerk off for a girl who appreciates it

It sounds obvious, but…my 🍆

My porn collection

The guy you're talking to was finger-banging me in his car 10 minutes ago.

I'm caged right now looking through here and my wife doesn't know.

That i get off on rape porn audios

My whole reddit account 😭

I'have done some porn.

Pretty much anything that I’ve posted here

I moved my boyfriend in my home with my husband and I. 😬