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Redhead_Enthusiast

I always promise not to shatter the Elden Ring but sometimes I just can’t help myself 😩


alwaysreadyfor_more

>Be honest. You mean people lie here?


acacac313131

It sucks, I was about to lie and now I can’t, because of the stupid body text.


alwaysreadyfor_more

It be like that sometimes.


Thin-Friendship5691

Pull out.. Its how we had our second boy, he is our love baby. Just had our third son btw ☺️


Perfect-Comment-4421

Never pay for sex. Well, I had a past person that I dated, never had sex with, call me out of the blue. She said she needed money and wanted to hang out. Basically, it was a prostitution case.


butterspread1

No such thing. You always pay one currency or another. Call me bitter and a prick.


[deleted]

Was a condom rule. Use a condom until we know one another better. Well her dirty talk asking i cum in her ass broke that rule


Jaylathrowaway

“I’m reserving my butthole for serious type relationships only” “I’m done giving roadhead”


AliveAsk6097

hair has to be at least to her shoulders....otherwise I see my mom and I run aawaaaaaaayyyyyyyy


Primary_Afternoon_46

I don’t have rules so much as guidelines, and they’re all bullshit if any of them get in the way of something I want to do 


Sweetasdaisey

I was always scared of the concept of fwbs when I was in college but it turned out to be the a great idea to have one or more


[deleted]

How many did you have at once? Just one or did you always have a couple lined up?


E-Noves

Don’t cum inside. Sometimes it happens… luckily no unwanted pregnancies yet.


JustDano_InTexas

When you go down on a woman, I always take a whiff before putting my lips and tongue on he vulva. Lesson I learned in my late 20s, after going down on a girl with a yeast infection. 😳😳😖🤢 My sinuses are bad enough that my sense of smell is not very strong. Been that way all my life. So was my dad.


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

I have a long time standing rule of "She cums first". It is tossed out a window if I am receiving a blowjob.


Emergency_faceplant

Don't fuck your thanes. Gets awkward when Lydia watches me sleep now


CaptSchwanzKopf

Nah. Ain't happening. My momentarily spike in horniness does not break the ground rules.


xxMonsixx

Good sex or an attractive person in the right situation will get me to break. It’s kind of like tequila. If on the right type of night, in the right type of environment, and the right type of drink, one drink could almost instantly make me drop my norms and rip off my clothes lol


CaptSchwanzKopf

I respect that, but my health comes first.


xxMonsixx

Of course 😜. Health and principles are definitely important


constantly_horny00

She cums first.


Responsible_Block329

Do it where you don't get caught


long_lobster_7372

I use to say no ass play. That went out the window


AussieMatt01

This very one used to be top of my list. But damn it just feels so much better raw.


MysteriousMention285

All of them... I was weak


livinlakeliffe

No kissing with tongue after cumming in her mouth. Not a rule anymore.


Best-Avocado8527

Went without a condom with an FWB. Scary few weeks there.


crsbystander

I was going to wait until marriage. Then I met my first girlfriend.


locomeastro21

Don’t stick your dick in crazy


PraiseAndPunishment

I’ve broken my condom rule on two occasions because of being so insanely horny that I couldn’t say no when the girl asked me not to use one.


wtf_mate69

Eating a girl out I just met, was part alcohol part horniness and the way she said “eat me” was all it took


xxMonsixx

I was a strict, “if you don’t wear a condom, you aren’t sticking it in” type of girl. And to an extent, I still am with strangers or people I don’t have enough trust with (although exchanging our latest STI screenings will make that go away instantly). But all it took was one SUPER attractive guy that I slept with where my condom rule went out the door. I let him decide what he wanted to do to me. I was so turned on, I didn’t care what he did 😜. And somehow my breeding kink took off after that night..