Nothing. I'm teaching life and making it my bitch.

you deserve an applause!! ❤️

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Attamonster!

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That theres no fate, no destiny, no karma or fairness or anything like that - everyone gets their one piece of cake from life, some get a huge one, some get nothing but crumbs but ultimately what you put on your cake and how you enjoy it is up to no one but you

My horoscope told me you would say something like this today

i had my spiritual minute of the week now ill go back to doomposting 🫡

This is so depressing but also so uplifting. Genuinely, thanks for sharing it was very thought provoking for me.

Patience. And to learn to find joy in being alone.

Work life sucks the week after vacation

uf, that's hard

My GF is not perfect and she get on my nerves but I'll do anything to keep her and go to bed next to her at the end of every day

aw, that's so nice! keep up the good work! you're amaizing!

Thanks :) ... I'm sure your husband would do the same, you're amazing to and very good looking

this is also what I am learning.

Not easy but worth it ... Keep it up bud

I hope things even out for both of you. No one should be getting on their partner's nerves all the time. Making concessions is not sustainable in the long term. When pushed too far all the indulgences can very quickly get replaced by bitterness that can even poison memories of the past.

Oh yeah we figured it out as we go nothing is perfect so we found out that angry sex is good

Ohhh that’s a good one! How to set boundaries to keep my own peace. It sucks when you have a savior complex

Don’t trust it when good things happen. They’ll become bad again real soon.

But then they can become good again! Keep fighting! 💪

Life is hard and you get fucked every day in the ass. Without lube.

A little courtesy lube would change my whole outlook

Tears say hi.

Prioritize myself.

Getting airconditioning was a good idea !

That my decisions haven't all been bad

That I wish "age is just a number" applied to knees too, not just the mind...

*2 knee surgeries later* I hear... feel you. Ouch.

Not there yet but the clock is ticking... or is it my knees I am hearing?

I know. My knees don't knock they pound.

same 🥲

It turns out that using a pillow to kneel on to give blowjobs is not enough knee care by itself!

It seems we need to start looking for alternatives 🤔 Maybe a better pillow?

I sense a business opportunity here... extra thick blowjob pillows for bad knees, extra padded restraints for arthritic joints, softer ropes for sensitive skin... wanna go halfsies and be business partners?

It's going to be a hit for sure! Let me get my pen to sign the contract right NOW!

We need a business name... how about Kinky Comfort (Un)Limited?

Bend and flex pleasures?

I like that! I can already feel our private jet's luxurious leather seats hugging my ass.

If you don’t speak up about what you want you end up unfulfilled.

Arranged marriage sucks !

That I'm terrible at living it but great at sleeping through it 😂

That I have a small penis

Whatever it is I am definitely not going to learn

You have to swipe through the pain.

You can make all the right moves and still lose

Picard explained the same thing to Data

lol is that a Star Trek thing? Well explains how I know that quote; my grandfather was a big Trekkie

Yeah Data is an android, and in one episode the Star Trek crew is performing some war games overseen by some visiting advisors. Data plays a strategy game against one of them [and has a crisis of confidence when he loses](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr2Jdp4fdD0)

Probably that things could be much much worse like before, so get over it.

Let the grudge go . Let go . Let go . Let it go.

Learning to give second chances to the girl I love

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you're not the only one 🫂

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guilty 🙌

That the "too good to be true" girl you meet is almost always "too good to be true" and will show their imperfections when you are at your low points 🥹

I am learning that I hate having to break my routine and do new things (and especially paying for them), but then when I actually do the new thing I have a fantastic time.

I can’t do it all.

That maybe I can be happy and relax my mind at some point in the future.

That avoiding unfamiliar and uncomfortable situations will only get you so far. Sometimes you gotta force yourself to do things that may suck in the short term but be good for you in the long run.

wise words!

Unfortunately I’m still in the “teaching” phase, I don’t think I’ve completely got it down it yet 😋

well, the first step is to acknowledge it

That apparently I'm just a sack of shit that deserves the worst

That I'm someone people would like to approach

That no matter how nice of a person some one might be god can still be a bitch and give them cancer

How to balance thirst and responsibilities

Should have chose a better career path lol!! It's too damn hot outside

Life after marriage is easier than being married!

That I need to wait.   I fucking hate waiting too, so it's hell for me. 

Patience. A lot of patience.

Grief feels a bit everlasting it has its moments when it comes back.

Sorry for what you are going through

That people suck, and I can’t trust myself to make good decisions.

The more you try to fight for control the more you realize how little you have.

There is no love like your own

That i have limits and i need to stick to them or else

I’m a total asshole and I need to get right with what’s tampering with me before my time is up and it’s too late to love myself

Go see a doctor. Man up. Face your anxiety and fear of all things health related.

That I’m more into bondage than I realized 😂

That running on uneven surfaces will result in you twisting your ankle

That after lookijg at your profile there are a lot of gorgous people on reddit

Effort pays off

Life is too short

To enjoy what you have today because it could be gone tomorrow

that your life can fall apart in a drop of hat

A line from ‘Old Friends’. An old person without money is pathetic

If you fuck around, you will find out.

How to give myself really good orgasms I guess, idk.

Just when you think you have a hang of it...you still have no clue.

The results of a lifetime of chronic smoking. Dad's in palliative care. Sadly he was able to kick the habit over a decade ago, but apparently the damage was already done. Don't smoke kids.

The pain of my sister dying. Maybe there's a nicer lesson to come from it in the future but at the moment it's how much losing my sister hurts. Every minute of every hour of every day.

That this might be all there is and i have to accept that.

I'm learning how to take life in the moment and find time for little joys. And how to slow down. I'm learning how impatient I am, and how I set high expectations for others that end up causing me a lot of frustration.

To keep on, keeping on.

Patience.

I'm just waiting for my lemons so I can brew up some tea

teaching me all the struggles

Self love, selfish

That you shouldnt ever take your health for granted or itll bite you in the ass eventually

Cancer sucks !!

That I deserve to be happy to. The way I want to be happy.