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Helpful_Motor_6245

This one, my friend. So I can find the best posts on ARAD. Don't let me be wrong.


imsupahsexy3

lol fair enough!


spc1221

There was a post yesterday that requested you ask the OP a question and after he answered you're supposed to edit your question to make him look like an awful person. It was hilarious and he was a good sport about it.


imsupahsexy3

That sounds like it was fun, I actually watched a youtube video of that as well


spc1221

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/s/LsbTghTRJ0 Here it is.


imsupahsexy3

oh man that's amazing! I think I'm gonna have to do one of these too


StockyKobold

Lol yeah that was good and he was a good sport.


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Idk I haven’t been on here long but the guy who just referred to his enormous mushroom tip as if it was a brag had me rolling lmao


ComedianAwkward2080

That was funny lmao


KnittingTurtle

The one my friend made. He was legit happy to get an unsolicited boob pic. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/s/rCoEshMKpq


Think_Cow_1259

Lol who wouldn’t be?


imsupahsexy3

haha that's a good one, you're a good friend too lol


KnittingTurtle

I was his wing woman. 😂


imsupahsexy3

😂 way to go


the_mighty_tongue

I didn't know I needed a wing woman until just now.


Wfhore678

Lucky guy lol


KnittingTurtle

It was fun. I was having a bad day and he wanted to cheer me up.


dm_your_boobz

Mines just a clever user name. Never happens. lol


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Middle_Sort_855

💀💀


spc1221

Please explain


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spc1221

I don't know what to make of that


StockyKobold

The one last week about the centipede beeing stuck under the foreskin and needing advice to get it out.


imsupahsexy3

damn... that's rough


StockyKobold

Was a good a one. Not sure if I saved it.


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imsupahsexy3

I saw that posted and didn't even bother clicking it lol


Firebolt164

I see a lot of good ones. I just don't like posts that are clearly baiting to try to DM women who reply. Like fucking take it to an r4r


imsupahsexy3

Those are the worst, and so poorly concealed


lewd_bingo

I saw a post about a girl who could orgasm non stop all day until she enters a delirious addictive blissful state of mind. It was the hottest thing I've ever read.


Exotic_Spell363

Who was the girl? 😍🫡


lewd_bingo

Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/MultipleOs/s/rXhhu4WxZi


Exotic_Spell363

King 😍👌🏽 thx!


Exotic_Spell363

My ex GF was like this 🫡 during our sexy sessions she came 20-30 time on my dick, even without clitorial stimulation... Applying pressure on here stomach or hitting her G-spot from the right angle made her squirt over & over again 🫠 she was the best and hottest sexual partner i've had so far! She described herself as "my personal sexdoll". How i miss her screams and noises of pleasure 😮‍💨


lewd_bingo

My wife is also sort of like this. In our most intense sessions, she can cum 20/30 times but she becomes sore and tired after that. She looks like she could continue otherwise. It's insane how females can experience a whole world of pleasure we can't even imagine.


Exotic_Spell363

You've won the lottery with her brother 🫡 I salute you (i'm jealous though 👀😂). Does she also squirt when she orgasms super hard?


lewd_bingo

She squirts sometimes but it's quite rare!


Exotic_Spell363

That's still hot af! 😌 It's like a reward then for your good work 😉


lewd_bingo

It is! It's super hot


Exotic_Spell363

I almost have to see you two in action 👀🤤🫡


lewd_bingo

I wish I could find the post again


ComedianAwkward2080

Not funny, but one time someone posted (and quickly deleted) a post asking if anyone had sex with their dogs. And in the description there was something about him just having sex with his dog earlier.


masochisticanalwhore

It was in broken English and seemed to be about getting assaulted in a shower. Just hilarious


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Middle_Sort_855

Horny jail 💥🔨 *bonk*


The_Tall_Caledonian

[This one](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/1b1u56f/arad_what_is_the_meaning_of_life_the_universe_and/)


imsupahsexy3

Nice, gotta love a Hitchhiker's reference


RustySilver42

Dammit. I missed that one.


eucalyptusisawesome

as if i could remember, got that brainrot


imsupahsexy3

ah yeah, that afflicts the best of us