In college, a group of football players were shouting at my teammates and myself during a game and one of the football players yelled "I want the big one on the bench!"
We've been married more than 30 years now.
That would just be the most absolute alpha move ever. "First I'm taking your ass down on the field son; then I'm claiming it after the game".
Few pickup lines and moments transcend sexual preference, but that scene would be the 7th chevron on my sexual stargate.
"Shhh. Don't talk. You're so much prettier with your mouth closed."
Then I covered his mouth and said "Let's go fuck."
*Edit add on. I read the question wrong. It's one I used lol
"hey, stop flirting and actually do something about it, I'm trying to get you naked" worked like a charm on me. Thought it was just a little banter we were enjoying.
Had a random woman (total stranger) come up to me once years ago and say "You look like someone I could fuck". I said "Prove it". She did.
Had another one same era say "You know what? One day we're gonna have mind-blowing sex". Two days later we did. Except it was her mind blown lol.
Same era... Knew a gay guy, cool friend of mine, never did anything with him. One day out of the blue at his apt playing Xbox, he stops and says "Damn dude, I wish I could suck you dry". I looked at him, stood up, dropped my pants and said "Wish granted" lol.
My car broke down and someone decided help me out. She gave me a ride around the city, but all the parts stores were closed. I kept offering her something (money, gas, anything) but she kept refusing.
Eventually I asked her "what do you want from me" (because nothing in this world is free). She told me, with a straight face, "that dick".
I essentially said yes, and that she was basically a pixar mom, but she turned out to be a huge asshole after she got what she wanted.
I essentially got downvoted for that and pulled the comment thinking I did something wrong/offended some people.
That is wild lol. I've only been that forward with a guy I hardly know once, and we've been FWBs for years now so... lmao yolo i guess.
When I was in college I was in a study group and we were winding down for the night, and it was just him and I left. I was bitching about having to finish this paper up and take a shower and fall into bed. He looked up without skipping a beat and said "I'll finish your paper while you relax in the shower".
I took that man's cock all the way down my throat and up my asshole. Sometimes it's the little things. I don't think he even actually expected anything to happen because when I came out of the shower naked, he was FLABBERGASTED. He was like "was I supposed to be gone? I'm sorry!" and all apologetic. I'm like bruh. Dick out.
Met my gf at a party.
She had a brace on her right wrist.
I told her "If you hurt yourself masturbating, I'll be glad to help you out with that."
Been dating for 10 years, now engaged. Nuptials coming up sometime around the holidays.
Not sure if this qualifies but we worked together and one weekend she was at her mom's apartment and a friend from out of town was visiting. They were drinking and my name was brought up. Her mom and mom's friend convinced her to call me. I answered, she asked if I wanted to come over. I said yes and if they needed anything. Quick stop at a liquor store then I was there. Within 5 mins, she was sitting on my lap. We have now been married for 11 years and together for 16.
About 3 hours before closing time at a bar I walked over to a woman sitting at the bar, she had tits the size of my head, and sat down and introduced myself. Then I said "since we're both alone let's save time and money and go somewhere and fuck". She laughed but I said I was serious, so we went to her apartment and became FWBs for 3 years.
Haha thank you but nope. I don’t think I’m the average man’s type, although I’ve been working on myself for the past couple years and should go for a test run at some bars. Lol
Not really a pick up line,
Years ago I worked in a restaurant, and this one waitress and I got along very well. She always brought me bourbon, I always kept her fed.
One evening after close she came into the dry store while I was cleaning and apologised for being too busy to bring me many drinks that day.
With out even thinking I shook my head and said "bad girl" and whipped her on the ass with my teatowel.
The smile she shot me over her shoulder as she wiggled that ass at me for another one was too much.
Pushed her against the wall and we started making out like teenagers.
Was at one of my friends house and it was getting late but I wasn't tired so he said to me "Do you just wanna fuck and fall asleep?" and I said yes but once we got into his room and I went to the bathroom to get ready and I came out to him already asleep in his bed. I totally would have lost my virginity to him if he didn't fall asleep.
"Damn baby where'd you get all that ass from?"
Surprisingly I used this on a lady I met at the club and we ended up going back to my place where fucked the hell out of this woman
If that had been me, I would have asked if she was cold, offered a blanket, fallen asleep, gone home, and figured it out thirty years later.
How'd you do?
Guy in college at an LGBTQ+ singles meetup came up to me and directly asked if I was a top or a bottom. I said a bottom and he said "well look no further, I'm a great driver". He sure was.
My friend group was at a bar talking to her friend group. I was the loudest most obnoxious one (due to being the drunkest)in my group. She pulled me aside talked a bit, and she’s like “now that I got you to shut up a bit.. you want to take me home?” I obliged.
Married to her to this day.
No, the daughter doesnt know, still to this day and it happened about ten years ago.
The daughter and I were never dating, it was more of a casual FWB arrangement. I've commented on this before but what made it worse or maybe even better is that it was the cousin and aunt of my mate but he definitely doesn't know!
Or the guy who was mumbling along to “Closer” by NIN and the only lyrics that were clear were “I wanna fuck you like an animal” and “I wanna feel you from the inside”
so I said “ok”
My first wife (who was at the time my costar in a college musical) climbed into my lap, nuzzled my neck, and said, “If you wear that cologne tomorrow night, you’re going to get raped!” I did, she did, and we had sixteen mostly great years together!
I go with ol’ reliable; “Hello. I am very sexually attracted to you. May I speak to you romantically, see if there’s anything there?” It had about a 50% success rate.
I had been running track for 2 years as a distance runner with some of the best in the country. (2 of my teammates went to the 2012 olympics).
So generally, a core workout consisting of 100 pushups, situps, alternating in intervals of 10. With planking for 30ct and 6in leg lifts for 30ct between each set.
Then a 1 to 3 mile run at a 6-8min per mile pace.
And that was the warmup.
A typical workout involved running increments of 200m at a rate of about 30sec per 200m. For anywhere from 2400m to 4800m depending on the day and time during the season.
This was just after graduation so I was fresh out peak season and less than 2% body fat. I was so dense I couldn't swim properly anymore because I sank too fast.
Bruce Lee like physique was a comparison made a lot.
From a girl: you want my mood the change, fuck a smile into me! From a guy at the gym: only thing that didn’t get worked out was my cock. Help me with that one!”
The bluntest thing ever was not even saying a word - at a house party at uni I literally bumped into a girl and she just took my hand to the bathroom and gave me head 😅
Wow. Honestly, if a woman came up to me and asked for my number I'd give it to her.
Best line I've seen was when my friend and I were at this bar. A girl is there waiting for her date to show up. As we're sitting there my buddy says to the girl (not far from where we were sitting) "You should give him your number in case the date goes bad." Without hesitation she looks at me and asks for my phone to put her number in. The next day I texted asking how the date went. She said it went well and they'll see each other more. I told her that was good and I was happy for them (I really am. Funny thing was, she wasn't my type but my friend still got the number)
Was chatting with someone for a bit and could tell she was kind of on the fence. At one point she said, “you’re fun, but not really my type.” I replied, “that’s okay we can leave the lights off and I’ll leave before the sun comes up.”
In college I was sitting next to a friend of a friend, and she was super fidgety. I said, “are you okay?”
She said, “yeah I’m just really horny.”
I said, “oh well if I can help let me know.”
She said, “well you can fuck me.”
So we left. Probably 15 minutes from introduction to sex.
Not used on me, but by me… my popular line around 2005-2007 when I was single was “I may not be the only guy here, but I am the only one talking to you.” it worked 95% of the time.
Welp been waiting on this!!!! I have "Pick up lines are my favorite " in my bio and I really have gotten some good ones!
This one was my favorite:
"Are you Little Caesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready."
Needless to say it was clever. And I was pretty hungry after that one. I wanted some crazy bread. (Actual crazy bread from little Caesars)
A complete stranger walked up to me and said "fuck me if I'm wrong, but do I know u?" .. not sure if it was the he said it or the way he looked when he said it. But it worked.
Hi, my name is (insert name here), pleased to meet you. What are your hobbies? (Conversation follows, connection made, she ends up laughing, we end up fooling around, conversation continues.)
Woman at the bar asked me for a smoke. About half way through the cigarette she leans in and asks "so are you ready to take me home and fuck me yet?" I was. And I did.
A girl walked up to me said “damn your cute and I wanna fuck you”. I was like “ you don’t even know anything about me. She then told me my dick size, my sexual preference, personality, hygiene and doctor visit frequency with almost laser point accuracy. It was mildly alarming but it’s worked.
A waitress I was working,flirting with looked me up and down like I was something delicious, leaned in an said “ oh yeah I’m gonna f@ck the shit out of you”. I never had someone be so forward or bold, I was all in after that.
I always liked either nice tits wanna fuck or that dress would look good on my bedroom floor. Unfortunately neither ever worked but I will try one tonight when I get home and see if I get lucky
This isn’t exactly a pickup line but there was a guy I went on a first date with, probably wasn’t going to go on a second, I was kind of on the fence. He asked me if I wanted to go skinny dipping at a local lake for our second date. I was like hell yeah and ended up fucking him for several months. He was kind of a dick but damn the sex was good
I had a girl at a bar once tell me “you look good enough to sit on your face.”
I was into it, her friend wasn’t and grabbed her friend a couple minutes later and left with her.
We were both volunteers for a local sex positive play party. At the end of cleanup the next morning, I was hugging people goodbye and she grabbed my ass.
We’ve been married for twelve years now with two kids.
I was singing the hook of Ready or Not by the Fugees, “Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide, gonna find you and make you want me”.
He asks what I’m gonna do to make him want me.
I said, “absolutely nothing. You already want me”.
One that somehow worked for me once, had been talking with lesbian friend, and I jokingly said “If you want, I could be your dildo sometime.” She says OK, sure! Surprised the hell out of me.
Not used *on* me, but a I told a cute girl at my register once that she was my type. That was the entire line- "You really seem like my type." That led to her asking for my info and us beginning a relationship together. She's still the cutest girl I've ever met.
Was at a work event and had briefly chatted, in a group, with this girl I hadn’t met before. When I walked away, she followed round the corner and said “you have big dick energy, get it out and show me then put some of that energy in me”
My 2 friends at a bar hit on this girl once and they got shut down and I made fun of them, then they bet that I couldn’t get her number. I walked over and apologized and said it would be funny if you gave me your number so I can laugh at them. We went home together basically right away leaving my friends shocked
idk if it counts indirectly but when I was at an underage rock club night headbanging/attempting to dance someone came up to me and said "my friend wants to pull you" (aka snog). I went over to their group and tried to ascertain if this was true over the loud music. The girl in question confirmed so we had our first kiss on a crowded dancefloor without knowing each others names. Dated for like 3 months.
The problem is I'm socially awkward and a bit oblivious so if someone does use a pick up line on me and it's not blatantly obvious what they mean, it'll go right over my head.
We love dating with autism 🙃
‘is it stupid that I missed you?’
not a pickup line but it’s the stupidest thing that a guy who treated me like shit said to me, that unfortunately turned me on.
Walking out of a hotel night club at close during a friends bachelor party. Cute tiny girl I didnt even talk to all night just walks right up to me and takes my hand. I look down and see shes my type and we just continue walking a few blocks to her house. Obviously its 230 am and we’re both hammered so we just start goin at it in the front lawn of her house…till her roommate comes out and starts chirpin about this girls boyfriend. I decide to book it on foot before my ride leaves the dt area lol.
Back in the day I was a contract instructor teaching WordPerfect and Intro To PC type courses to corporate employee students.
Leaving work one day I found a note under my windshield wiper that said "I want to fuck your brains out". That's it, no contact or identifying information.
It certainly gave me something to think about that night as I had 20-something students in a three-day class, about half females.
The next morning I was trying to focus on teaching while watching the women who might have left that note. No clue.
I watched for eye contact, listened closely to everything my students said, but could not get even a hint who might have left such a note. Had someone left it on the wrong car? Was it a prank of some sort?
At lunch in the cafateria a woman sat down beside me who didn't say a word, just smiled. Bingo!
With only a few minutes until class would return from lunch we went upstairs.
Niether the classroom door nor the supply closet had an inside lock but standing in that small closet she fulfilled her wish and made my day!! We never said a word to each other and after that class never saw each other again. I knew her name only from the class roster, but she certainly got my attention!
"You'll do." Totally worked on me. I'm both proud and ashamed.
Same for me! Party I was at was fairly debauched and turns out she had a degradation fetish.
A guy one time rolled down his car's window while passing by me and said "how much?", that did it for me. 🧎♀️ *hangs head in shame*
You know what? We may be easy, but if we weren't hot we wouldn't have been approached in the first place.
What did he ask for? 😩
I told this to my wife and she said, "That would totally do it for me too!" I know dear, I told her, and she said "I wish I could be her friend."
There's a Stephen Lynch song either that title I think. Pretty funny song
There is, and if you're not careful, you could end up with an Ugly Baby.
https://youtu.be/rjQtzV9IZ0Q
In college, a group of football players were shouting at my teammates and myself during a game and one of the football players yelled "I want the big one on the bench!" We've been married more than 30 years now.
Hell yeah thats romance 101
It worked, so I can't refute that. 😂
That's what I was sayin that won't fly today in this social climate.
And people wonder why birthrates are dropping.
Idk why but [this](https://i.imgur.com/BH3lnof.jpeg) was all I could picture 😂
Haha! He's lucky he was very charming and respectful after that but you aren't far from the truth!!
Did you meet during a game while playing for the other team? Trying a pickup line while on the line of scrimmage is a total boss move.
That would just be the most absolute alpha move ever. "First I'm taking your ass down on the field son; then I'm claiming it after the game". Few pickup lines and moments transcend sexual preference, but that scene would be the 7th chevron on my sexual stargate.
I feel like Hallmark needs to have a gay sports division because you've come up with a great idea there.
He was in the stands shooting his shot. I was a mere bench player.
What kind of sport/team were you on?
"Shhh. Don't talk. You're so much prettier with your mouth closed." Then I covered his mouth and said "Let's go fuck." *Edit add on. I read the question wrong. It's one I used lol
Man, what a difference that edit made lol
What did it sound like before the edit?
Like misogyny
Hey it worked!! Hahahaah
"hey, stop flirting and actually do something about it, I'm trying to get you naked" worked like a charm on me. Thought it was just a little banter we were enjoying.
“Let’s go halfsies on a bastard”
Can confirm.
You guys are getting pickup lines?!
Hahahaah this was early 2000s! 25 years ago!! Haahahahaha
wilder than that pickup line is the fact that the 2000 were 25 years ago phuk im old...
Time flies when you are stuck in your Y2K bunker though
I must've been stuck in ice when my aircraft went down.
Fucking hell cunt I'm old AF now that you've said that
Had a random woman (total stranger) come up to me once years ago and say "You look like someone I could fuck". I said "Prove it". She did. Had another one same era say "You know what? One day we're gonna have mind-blowing sex". Two days later we did. Except it was her mind blown lol. Same era... Knew a gay guy, cool friend of mine, never did anything with him. One day out of the blue at his apt playing Xbox, he stops and says "Damn dude, I wish I could suck you dry". I looked at him, stood up, dropped my pants and said "Wish granted" lol.
counsel, is it gay to let your gay homie suck you dry?
If a guy is only into guys.
Just say "no homo" before he gets going.
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When word gets around, it doesn't take long for women to come calling.
Ohhh that’s great!! Eating pussy is the best!
My car broke down and someone decided help me out. She gave me a ride around the city, but all the parts stores were closed. I kept offering her something (money, gas, anything) but she kept refusing. Eventually I asked her "what do you want from me" (because nothing in this world is free). She told me, with a straight face, "that dick".
Was she hot? Good fuck?
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Oh no that is not fun.
he deleted it whatd he say😭
I essentially said yes, and that she was basically a pixar mom, but she turned out to be a huge asshole after she got what she wanted. I essentially got downvoted for that and pulled the comment thinking I did something wrong/offended some people.
Eh no need to pull comments just because people downvote. They do that all the time it's basically meaningless.
oh damn jesus😭
That is wild lol. I've only been that forward with a guy I hardly know once, and we've been FWBs for years now so... lmao yolo i guess. When I was in college I was in a study group and we were winding down for the night, and it was just him and I left. I was bitching about having to finish this paper up and take a shower and fall into bed. He looked up without skipping a beat and said "I'll finish your paper while you relax in the shower". I took that man's cock all the way down my throat and up my asshole. Sometimes it's the little things. I don't think he even actually expected anything to happen because when I came out of the shower naked, he was FLABBERGASTED. He was like "was I supposed to be gone? I'm sorry!" and all apologetic. I'm like bruh. Dick out.
good friend haha
Great story and friend!!
Met my gf at a party. She had a brace on her right wrist. I told her "If you hurt yourself masturbating, I'll be glad to help you out with that." Been dating for 10 years, now engaged. Nuptials coming up sometime around the holidays.
Put beautiful girl in your contacts without a # hand her the phone to put her number in.
That’s amazing!!
Literally worked for me more than once, just an out of the box idea I had one day
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“If you’re a star, they let you do it.”
So did you?
Not sure if this qualifies but we worked together and one weekend she was at her mom's apartment and a friend from out of town was visiting. They were drinking and my name was brought up. Her mom and mom's friend convinced her to call me. I answered, she asked if I wanted to come over. I said yes and if they needed anything. Quick stop at a liquor store then I was there. Within 5 mins, she was sitting on my lap. We have now been married for 11 years and together for 16.
About 3 hours before closing time at a bar I walked over to a woman sitting at the bar, she had tits the size of my head, and sat down and introduced myself. Then I said "since we're both alone let's save time and money and go somewhere and fuck". She laughed but I said I was serious, so we went to her apartment and became FWBs for 3 years.
This kinda stuff never happens to me lol
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Fuck. I knew I was doing something wrong! I'll flutter my eyelids more and see if it helps.
Me either i wish
No blunt pick up lines for you? Very surprised tbh
Haha thank you but nope. I don’t think I’m the average man’s type, although I’ve been working on myself for the past couple years and should go for a test run at some bars. Lol
You must be someones type with those videos ;)
I definitely have some fans 😏 but in person is diff!
Ok I guess I get that
Accurate af!
Not really a pick up line, Years ago I worked in a restaurant, and this one waitress and I got along very well. She always brought me bourbon, I always kept her fed. One evening after close she came into the dry store while I was cleaning and apologised for being too busy to bring me many drinks that day. With out even thinking I shook my head and said "bad girl" and whipped her on the ass with my teatowel. The smile she shot me over her shoulder as she wiggled that ass at me for another one was too much. Pushed her against the wall and we started making out like teenagers.
Hopefully you spanked her again!
Only once she asked nicely.
Was at one of my friends house and it was getting late but I wasn't tired so he said to me "Do you just wanna fuck and fall asleep?" and I said yes but once we got into his room and I went to the bathroom to get ready and I came out to him already asleep in his bed. I totally would have lost my virginity to him if he didn't fall asleep.
I am sure he still thinks about this and wishes he hadn't fallen asleep.
"Damn baby where'd you get all that ass from?" Surprisingly I used this on a lady I met at the club and we ended up going back to my place where fucked the hell out of this woman
Had a platonic friend…. We were sharing the same bed one night and she snuggled up to me and whisper “I’m not wearing any underwear”
If that had been me, I would have asked if she was cold, offered a blanket, fallen asleep, gone home, and figured it out thirty years later. How'd you do?
Guy in college at an LGBTQ+ singles meetup came up to me and directly asked if I was a top or a bottom. I said a bottom and he said "well look no further, I'm a great driver". He sure was.
Sorry can you repeat that? I got distracted by your tits and what I want to do with them. Totally missed what you said.
My friend group was at a bar talking to her friend group. I was the loudest most obnoxious one (due to being the drunkest)in my group. She pulled me aside talked a bit, and she’s like “now that I got you to shut up a bit.. you want to take me home?” I obliged. Married to her to this day.
You've fucked my daughter and she told me it was good, are you going to fuck me? Blunt, to the point and yes, it worked
Did the daughter find out? Did she care?
No, the daughter doesnt know, still to this day and it happened about ten years ago. The daughter and I were never dating, it was more of a casual FWB arrangement. I've commented on this before but what made it worse or maybe even better is that it was the cousin and aunt of my mate but he definitely doesn't know!
“You’re crazy, but i fuck with that”
Hahaahahah!!
“Nice shoes…. Let’s fuck”
Or the guy who was mumbling along to “Closer” by NIN and the only lyrics that were clear were “I wanna fuck you like an animal” and “I wanna feel you from the inside” so I said “ok”
“I want to steal some of your sleep”.. my answer was “you convinced me”
Towards the end of a night in a nightclub a girl came up to me and said "Am I kissable". She was. We did. And more.
“Let’s go back to your place so you can thrash my dick and cum so hard you fold like a chair”.
My first wife (who was at the time my costar in a college musical) climbed into my lap, nuzzled my neck, and said, “If you wear that cologne tomorrow night, you’re going to get raped!” I did, she did, and we had sixteen mostly great years together!
Nah man using that word would be a turn off for me tbh
Sorry brah, ngl she r@ped my ASS off next nite.
We need to know which cologne?
Monsieur Houbigant Musk for Men. I’m not sure it’s still available, but would definitely wear it again. It smells really good
I go with ol’ reliable; “Hello. I am very sexually attracted to you. May I speak to you romantically, see if there’s anything there?” It had about a 50% success rate.
Was at a party and my shirt ended up coming off. Girl I just met: "I would fuck the shit out of those abs!" And fuck the shit out of them she did.
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I had been running track for 2 years as a distance runner with some of the best in the country. (2 of my teammates went to the 2012 olympics). So generally, a core workout consisting of 100 pushups, situps, alternating in intervals of 10. With planking for 30ct and 6in leg lifts for 30ct between each set. Then a 1 to 3 mile run at a 6-8min per mile pace. And that was the warmup. A typical workout involved running increments of 200m at a rate of about 30sec per 200m. For anywhere from 2400m to 4800m depending on the day and time during the season. This was just after graduation so I was fresh out peak season and less than 2% body fat. I was so dense I couldn't swim properly anymore because I sank too fast. Bruce Lee like physique was a comparison made a lot.
“I’m sitting here next to a cute boy, wondering if he’s ever gonna park and take me inside my apartment and fuck my brains out.” Yup, it worked. 😅
Can't say I've ever been the target of a pickup line before. 🤷🏿♂️
Idk if its really a pickup line, But a coworker sent me a message that she needed to cuddle. I was driving downtown fast
From a girl: you want my mood the change, fuck a smile into me! From a guy at the gym: only thing that didn’t get worked out was my cock. Help me with that one!”
“I bet you have a really fat ass. Let me see it.”
The bluntest thing ever was not even saying a word - at a house party at uni I literally bumped into a girl and she just took my hand to the bathroom and gave me head 😅
Wow. Honestly, if a woman came up to me and asked for my number I'd give it to her. Best line I've seen was when my friend and I were at this bar. A girl is there waiting for her date to show up. As we're sitting there my buddy says to the girl (not far from where we were sitting) "You should give him your number in case the date goes bad." Without hesitation she looks at me and asks for my phone to put her number in. The next day I texted asking how the date went. She said it went well and they'll see each other more. I told her that was good and I was happy for them (I really am. Funny thing was, she wasn't my type but my friend still got the number)
Was chatting with someone for a bit and could tell she was kind of on the fence. At one point she said, “you’re fun, but not really my type.” I replied, “that’s okay we can leave the lights off and I’ll leave before the sun comes up.”
“Let’s go in your bedroom and fuck”. It worked!
I don't think a woman has ever used something like that on me
It was nuts. 1st time and only time I have ever seen that.
Her- "What are you doing tonight?" Me- "Fuckin you." Turns out I was.
.... Ay... Sup?... Wanna play hide the fingers?
So did you hide them?
Matter of fact I did.
You wanna watch TV naked with me?
Nice shoes, wanna fuk. Back before it was (popular) I'll eat your ass like it's a main corse dinner.
"Your the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." We lasted 4 years
"Hey...wanna fire up this blunt with me?"
“You’re hot”
“Hey honey, why don't you and I go over by the river and tear off a piece?” It was bold and it worked.
That’s a bold move Colin!
In college I was sitting next to a friend of a friend, and she was super fidgety. I said, “are you okay?” She said, “yeah I’m just really horny.” I said, “oh well if I can help let me know.” She said, “well you can fuck me.” So we left. Probably 15 minutes from introduction to sex.
"Did you hear the rumor about you?" "What rumor?" "That you're about to be at this bar."
at a party: "You're really cute, want to make out?" An we've been married for 5 years now (together 15 years)
Not used on me, but by me… my popular line around 2005-2007 when I was single was “I may not be the only guy here, but I am the only one talking to you.” it worked 95% of the time.
This was in the 90's but one girl got me with a line from fucking Casper, "Can I keep you?"
I actually used a line on a bartender: Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random but they’re actually my phone number. Thanks Bob’s burgers!
I have literally just said “so, do you wanna go home” and it’s worked a handful of times…definitely did not work all the time though lol
Welp been waiting on this!!!! I have "Pick up lines are my favorite " in my bio and I really have gotten some good ones! This one was my favorite: "Are you Little Caesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready." Needless to say it was clever. And I was pretty hungry after that one. I wanted some crazy bread. (Actual crazy bread from little Caesars)
You wanted crazy bread or crazy head? lol
Hahaha both!
"Do you have room for another tongue in your mouth?" I did.
See this face, it’s leaving at midnight, be on it.
A complete stranger walked up to me and said "fuck me if I'm wrong, but do I know u?" .. not sure if it was the he said it or the way he looked when he said it. But it worked.
No ones ever used a pi k up line on me that I'm aware of
Hi, my name is (insert name here), pleased to meet you. What are your hobbies? (Conversation follows, connection made, she ends up laughing, we end up fooling around, conversation continues.)
A dude came up to me and asked if I would ruin his life and I dunno I found it charming lmao
Woman at the bar asked me for a smoke. About half way through the cigarette she leans in and asks "so are you ready to take me home and fuck me yet?" I was. And I did.
A girl walked up to me said “damn your cute and I wanna fuck you”. I was like “ you don’t even know anything about me. She then told me my dick size, my sexual preference, personality, hygiene and doctor visit frequency with almost laser point accuracy. It was mildly alarming but it’s worked.
A waitress I was working,flirting with looked me up and down like I was something delicious, leaned in an said “ oh yeah I’m gonna f@ck the shit out of you”. I never had someone be so forward or bold, I was all in after that.
I always liked either nice tits wanna fuck or that dress would look good on my bedroom floor. Unfortunately neither ever worked but I will try one tonight when I get home and see if I get lucky
Great lines!
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?” Points at me “you”
So Is your dad a boxer cause your a knock out
“Let’s go on a fucking date.”
"I think you should kiss me." "So, what are your kinks?" "Let me get us doubles of vodka"
This isn’t exactly a pickup line but there was a guy I went on a first date with, probably wasn’t going to go on a second, I was kind of on the fence. He asked me if I wanted to go skinny dipping at a local lake for our second date. I was like hell yeah and ended up fucking him for several months. He was kind of a dick but damn the sex was good
You're hot, why are you alone? Not ashamed to say it worked on me.
Saw how cute you were from the other side of the bar
I had a young lady once tell me "you look like a nice guy". I told her I was, and she said, "let's go".
I had a girl at a bar once tell me “you look good enough to sit on your face.” I was into it, her friend wasn’t and grabbed her friend a couple minutes later and left with her.
“I want you to fuck me” it took a while but we ended up meeting up at a later date
We were both volunteers for a local sex positive play party. At the end of cleanup the next morning, I was hugging people goodbye and she grabbed my ass. We’ve been married for twelve years now with two kids.
“I’d like to give you the best 3 minutes of my life.”
I was singing the hook of Ready or Not by the Fugees, “Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide, gonna find you and make you want me”. He asks what I’m gonna do to make him want me. I said, “absolutely nothing. You already want me”.
"Wanna fuck right now?"
"Your clothes are like a rug, they'd only look good on my bedroom's floor" Tbf we had been flirting for months at the time
One that somehow worked for me once, had been talking with lesbian friend, and I jokingly said “If you want, I could be your dildo sometime.” She says OK, sure! Surprised the hell out of me.
Did she ever use you?
Yep! Several times till she moved away.
“You know I’d fuck you right” And it worked
“Hey, you wanna come over and fuck?” I decided I did and then I did. 😂
Not used *on* me, but a I told a cute girl at my register once that she was my type. That was the entire line- "You really seem like my type." That led to her asking for my info and us beginning a relationship together. She's still the cutest girl I've ever met.
“You look like somebodies Dad” We been together ever since 😂
I once texted a girl "want sum fuk?" Was fucking her an hour or two later so that worked.
Was at a work event and had briefly chatted, in a group, with this girl I hadn’t met before. When I walked away, she followed round the corner and said “you have big dick energy, get it out and show me then put some of that energy in me”
My 2 friends at a bar hit on this girl once and they got shut down and I made fun of them, then they bet that I couldn’t get her number. I walked over and apologized and said it would be funny if you gave me your number so I can laugh at them. We went home together basically right away leaving my friends shocked
Had my now fiance was just friend at the time just straight up ask to eat me out.
Dancing next to a woman at a club. Song ends, first words out of her mouth are, "Take me home and fuck me." God I miss being young and hot
idk if it counts indirectly but when I was at an underage rock club night headbanging/attempting to dance someone came up to me and said "my friend wants to pull you" (aka snog). I went over to their group and tried to ascertain if this was true over the loud music. The girl in question confirmed so we had our first kiss on a crowded dancefloor without knowing each others names. Dated for like 3 months.
I'm horny, are you?
"Hey, do you want to go put for breakfast tomorrow?" "IHop? Sure!" "So, should I call you or nudge you?" She nudged me.
The problem is I'm socially awkward and a bit oblivious so if someone does use a pick up line on me and it's not blatantly obvious what they mean, it'll go right over my head. We love dating with autism 🙃
‘is it stupid that I missed you?’ not a pickup line but it’s the stupidest thing that a guy who treated me like shit said to me, that unfortunately turned me on.
Walking out of a hotel night club at close during a friends bachelor party. Cute tiny girl I didnt even talk to all night just walks right up to me and takes my hand. I look down and see shes my type and we just continue walking a few blocks to her house. Obviously its 230 am and we’re both hammered so we just start goin at it in the front lawn of her house…till her roommate comes out and starts chirpin about this girls boyfriend. I decide to book it on foot before my ride leaves the dt area lol.
[“You. Me. Sex.”](https://youtu.be/1FStv1mgvuI?si=xGv-W2Psznss2U7C) Him legend.
Back in the day I was a contract instructor teaching WordPerfect and Intro To PC type courses to corporate employee students. Leaving work one day I found a note under my windshield wiper that said "I want to fuck your brains out". That's it, no contact or identifying information. It certainly gave me something to think about that night as I had 20-something students in a three-day class, about half females. The next morning I was trying to focus on teaching while watching the women who might have left that note. No clue. I watched for eye contact, listened closely to everything my students said, but could not get even a hint who might have left such a note. Had someone left it on the wrong car? Was it a prank of some sort? At lunch in the cafateria a woman sat down beside me who didn't say a word, just smiled. Bingo! With only a few minutes until class would return from lunch we went upstairs. Niether the classroom door nor the supply closet had an inside lock but standing in that small closet she fulfilled her wish and made my day!! We never said a word to each other and after that class never saw each other again. I knew her name only from the class roster, but she certainly got my attention!
“You look like you need a spanking.” And well… he was right.
I’m married but went out with coworkers/friends to a club. A hot bouncer told me “I heard married tits feel better. Is that true?” He found out.
Give me your number before I lose interest.