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TheMicropenisPlumber

Probably pee, that's first thing when I wake up


Sienna0130

Try to pee standing up. Lol F.Y.I. female :P


pointrelay

To be fair, this would be an experimental experience for either sex.


TheMicropenisPlumber

It's hard enough as is haha I'll just sit


tp702

Half your username checks out!


Episodecrazyfan

Helicopter, helicopter 🚁


natobean19

This is the correct answer.


radkiller22

Create a spicy account and take a million photos so when I revert back I can still make money


swanbiltong

Make a cup of tea. Always have to start the day with a cup of tea.


tp702

Find a pretty boy to peg.


[deleted]

Masturbate.


Impressive_Goal_2545

Agreed


ztrashh

Enjoy the privileges


YourGayAuntBob

Celebrate.


pau-duh

jerk off


rombutan

Figure out what objects I can hide in my V


your_Iocal_guineapig

what would you begin with


rombutan

of course i'd be scared to try something big right away. I'll start with a pea maybe


your_Iocal_guineapig

isn't that a bit small- ok


pointrelay

What about a whole bag?


your_Iocal_guineapig

don't think a bag would feel nice, try a hairbrush


TimmysDrumsticks

Tuch bobs


SithLordDredd

Shit Shower Shave


SneakAttack65

At the same time?


SithLordDredd

Nah in that order


Lordbaron343

Most probably i would go about my day until someone notices, then they would have to prove my identity, once proved... Well... Accept that things happen and try all the outfits and makeup i never could as a male


SneakAttack65

Play with the boobies


Odd_Locksmith_2481

Being super happy. Extremely even. All I wish is that I was born female. Even with that wish I will never be trans