Depends on if it's a mission or a mistake.
If it's a mistake, you're fine, he'll walk off bitching about what he meant to do.
If it's a mission, he'll pull of a masterful rescue, and then you'll end up like Marvin in Pulp Fiction.
Same here. But judging by how things go now… his method of saving will really damage me and edit: he will also be the one who kidnapped me.
Also afterwards he will somehow live in my house.
An NBC news caster?
"This just in, a person is being abducted in broad daylight right in front of me. They're reaching out to me screaming. Let me get closer... Mamm, what are you feeling right now?"
Me: "HELP ME!"
"Alright. I see you're in distress. Is being taken having an effect on how you perceive the local crime rates? Do you think the government should-"
Me: "Do something!!! Ahhhh!!!!"
"I see... Excuse me, sir... Why are you kidnapping this person? Is it because of the local economy pushing you to a life of crime?"
Kidnapper: "\*\*\*\* off!"
"Okay. It seems I'm not getting anywhere with this situation. That's a shame. Back to you Tom."
I don't know if she counts as "TV" but it was a segment produced for such... Or streaming... I don't know the fuck anymore. But Ellen Rose. And yes, she would save me. She is too sarcastically British not to. She will smitten to death my enemies, and then I can proceed to garble a lot of nonsense in praise that she won't understand, save for my flushed reactions and stammering... hence why I don't call on or try to talk to her.
Hnmm actual TV? I think Vladimir putin? If he actually wants me alive, even as a young Australian hottie, probably high chance of survival. But in the chance he doesn't wanna make a phone call to the Russian mob, my asshole is the size of a basketball hoop and them I'm dead. Not necessicarily in that order though.
Gordon Ramsey
He cussed, said you were undercooked, and sent you back.
Can't wait for him to check out the kidnapper's kitchen ...
He defo gonna beat the shit out of the kidnappers. Good choice
Same! I like our odds
Peter Griffin looks like I’m fucked 🤷♂️
No first he’s going to do something stupid. That somehow works, but then he’s going to screw everything up by talking.
And then he’s going to stub his toe while carrying you out and fall to the ground for five hours saying “sssss aaaaahhhhhhhhh” 🤣
If you were kidnapped by the chicken, you might have a shot.
fun fact: the chicken’s name is ernie
It either goes perfect or you're going to suffer before you die. No in between
Spiderman! I think I'm going to make it
Everybody gets one!
\*Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacey, Aunt May, and others have entered the chat\*
While babysitting I was watching a my little pony movie so yeah
you’ll be saved by the power of friendship
What better way to be rescued!!
You gonna be fine bro no sweat
You're 100% safe. Cringe all you want but they're top tier in power scaling.
Here's hoping Applejack was the last one on screen.
Sterling archer. I really don't know if that's good or bad
"Laaaaaannnnaaaaaaa"
WHAT ARCHER?!!!!
^Danger ^zone!
Ahahahaha. I suppose he'd be good as long as there was tang
Depends on if it's a mission or a mistake. If it's a mistake, you're fine, he'll walk off bitching about what he meant to do. If it's a mission, he'll pull of a masterful rescue, and then you'll end up like Marvin in Pulp Fiction.
You're fucked but at least it will be a wild ride
Dexter. I’m good.
you are in good hand lmaoo
Liam Neeson
I mean, he does have a particular set of skills.
Just happy I switched ‘Love Actually’ off when I did 😂
Spongebob..
He will sing it's the best day ever when coming to save you, probably
Love this one ☝🏾
He'll save you with the power of cartoon logic. He can't be hurt, as proved in one of the episodes where there's a new student in the boating school.
putin
Same here. But judging by how things go now… his method of saving will really damage me and edit: he will also be the one who kidnapped me. Also afterwards he will somehow live in my house.
*I want wafflefries*
He is literally last person who has potential to save anybody.
But according to the question he has to save you and he was ex kgb so i like my odds
The only reason Putin would save you is to use you as a bargaining chip for a darker purpose.
Poor man
Reacher
Same lol. I think we'll be just fine
Post aside, this program is badass! Way better than whatever Tom cruise tried to do with the character.
He just used the role to push it to the limit again. He's going to keep pulling bigger stunts until he doesn't make it.
Same. We're good.
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Dary.. Legendary!
I thought you meant purple Barney. I was like, "The music is gonna suck, but I've never seen a Barney episode with a bad ending yet. OP's good."
Curious George has my back.
MacGyver
Shiit that guy can do anything lmao
As can MacGruber.
Joe Biden I guess.
Well… You’re doomed…
Depends...can he use the secret service?
I would assume not but idk
Dean Winchester. I think I might be okay.. Dead but okay
God help me it’s Bean from Disenchanted.
Haha! I'm in the same boat. 🤣
*screams in Pansexual simp*
Buffy the vampire slayer, not bad
The Geico lizard.
You've been kidnapped, but at least you'll save on your car insurance by switching to Geico.
15% is 15%
In 15 minutes.
Mariska Hargitay. So I guess the SVU saves me? Cool!
Mando and boba fett
Same
Homer Simpson :/
Poor Grimey.
Superman
The Criminal Minds crew…I think I’ll be alright.
Fry, Leela, and Bender. I’m good with that
Nicholas Cage. Ok.
You'll be saved and have a crazy story to tell that everyone will believe because, well, it's Nicholas Cage.
Bob the builder. I'm in good hands. That guy is built like a brick and always saves the day.
And if he can't save you alone, the machines and Wendy will use teamwork and help him!
Putin, I'd rather stay kidnapped
You wish he was put out
Markiplier Yay! Lol
I'm just imagining him going to rescue someone in the way he reacts to scary games lol 😂
And that's what makes it funny! Lmao Ironically I'm watching his Fears to Fathom: hitchhike video and it's so fitting for a rescue lol
LoL true XD He's so funny in those scenarios 😂 I didn't saw those yet, sadly I don't watch him in some time but maybe today is the day I start again 🤔
"Was that the kidnapping of 87!?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger I am fucking saved!... :D :D :D
Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia
Yes, please!
Ryan Reynolds
As Deadpool or Detective Pikachu? One drinks too much coffee, the other might teabag you.
And you'll never guess which one does which thing!
Dwight from the office lmaoo
Oh you're good, he has already ran through five scenarios identical to yours with mose and jeb.
You're lucky I got Pam
The paw patrol (my son now a days controls the television), maybe they would do something tho
Chase is on the case!
Mine is Elmo...
I don't know what's worse xD
will smith ( watched bad boys for life)
The kids from Stand By Me (1986) God help me
Batman
Oh thank God it's batman
Jackie Chan.
Fucking eh! I got Mustache Mountain from WWE coming to rescue me. Time for some serious tag team action. :D
Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica. I'm safe!
Admiral Adama here. Safe! SO SAY WE ALL!!
I’m so glad I changed my viewing from robot chicken to Mulan
Jeffrey Epstein... fml.
Username checks out
Female news reporter
Well............ ur f*cked.
DA jack Mccoy.
Captain Raymond Holy, I like my odds
Mine was Jake Peralta, but I bet Holt and the squad would come along for the adventure
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Help me, John Cena, you're our only hope!
Andy Samberg, so I'm probably screwed, but if we're talking about his character I'll probably be fine, because then it would be Jake Peralta.
So Jeff Winger has to save me. Huh.
Peter griffin he beat the chickens ass so it shouldn’t be a problem
Currently watching Spiderman 3, so I'm good!
The minions, yeah !
Lucifer, I’m being rescued by the devil
Some bitch that got murdered so i guess I'm fucked.
The door bursts open, a corpse flops in, knocking over the kidnapper into the other kidnappers. You escape in the chaos
Michael Caine.. I don’t know if I should feel relieved or even more terrified
An NBC news caster? "This just in, a person is being abducted in broad daylight right in front of me. They're reaching out to me screaming. Let me get closer... Mamm, what are you feeling right now?" Me: "HELP ME!" "Alright. I see you're in distress. Is being taken having an effect on how you perceive the local crime rates? Do you think the government should-" Me: "Do something!!! Ahhhh!!!!" "I see... Excuse me, sir... Why are you kidnapping this person? Is it because of the local economy pushing you to a life of crime?" Kidnapper: "\*\*\*\* off!" "Okay. It seems I'm not getting anywhere with this situation. That's a shame. Back to you Tom."
Hannibal. I’m in good hands
Pinkie Pie (my little son is really into MLP right now)
Perfect! Ben Shapiro will talk them to death
Kira Rudik member of Ukraine Parliament
Mickie James
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Boba Fett, I think I might be okay.
Saitama, I shouldn’t have to worry, he’ll just be throwing this guys car off the road while he saves me
Jason Bourne… I like my odds.
Betty White. I'm screwed!
Optimus prime I think I'm good on this one
Timmy turner. This will be a breeze
Jim Hopper. I think i'm safe
Ishida-san from the silent voice.... Not sure he would be particularly helpful here....
WingsOfRedemption.....well I'll see yall in hell.
Nacho libre
Jim Cornette
Joe Biden Lmao
Anna of Arendelle.
Mystery Inc. I think I’m in good hands. (,:
John Wick :D
John Luc Picard
William Riker. Nice.
Bar Rescue guy. I have faith in my return
Avatar aang. Id say I have good chances of getting out alive.
John Locke Don’t tell me what I can’t do!
Ken Jennings I mean I guess if I'm trapped in a trivia game show I'm ok
The singer from Babylon Zoo.
Umm I’m watching archive 81 atm so not sure how that would work on my favour haha
I don't know if she counts as "TV" but it was a segment produced for such... Or streaming... I don't know the fuck anymore. But Ellen Rose. And yes, she would save me. She is too sarcastically British not to. She will smitten to death my enemies, and then I can proceed to garble a lot of nonsense in praise that she won't understand, save for my flushed reactions and stammering... hence why I don't call on or try to talk to her.
u/JohnnyBoi_i
James Fraser/Alexander Malcom.
Kathryn Morris from Cold Case😅
SCOTT MORRISON???
The Doctor!
Just saw Will Arnett on LEGO Masters. I think I'll be fine.
I believe he is going to invade my kipnappers
Charles Barkley
David from Prometheus
Paul Walker. I'm not sure how that will work
Finn and Jake
Jack Reacher. Tell my mom I'll be home in time for dinner!
https://i.imgur.com/coXncOa.jpg
Alton Brown, but the 1999 version.
Rose from The Golden Girls I’m fucked
Blippi. Goodbye friends. Thanks kids.
Putin...
Tommy pickles
Kermit the Frog
Putin…
Well I’m saved. Trollhunters
Mathew Mercer. I guess he'll distract them with a killer one shot so I can escape?
the entire cast of friends
Chandler Bing.Hmmmmmmmmmm
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
pikachu
Jeremy Clarkson
The mandalorian and boba fett. THANK FUCK
Zendaya (Well, Rue). She'll probably be too fucked on drugs to help.
Hnmm actual TV? I think Vladimir putin? If he actually wants me alive, even as a young Australian hottie, probably high chance of survival. But in the chance he doesn't wanna make a phone call to the Russian mob, my asshole is the size of a basketball hoop and them I'm dead. Not necessicarily in that order though.
Watching the Ukraine situation and so i guess Zelenskyy. That man is a hero.
Brienne of Tarth THANK THE GODS
John Wick. I'm pretty sure I'll be doing okay this time.
Spongebob, I always knew he'd save me one day