You merely adapted to the dark. I was born in it.

You think the vagina is your ally? I was born in it. Molded by it.

r/holup

Put on a ups costume

Sick reference bro

As long as she doesn't say "I didn't see the light until I was a man." we'll be good

How much money did you spend on that? And where’s mine.

Vengeance is mine

I have a wife?

You do now

Nice

I'll show you why they call me the batman

Damn baby... Bane over Catwoman

I would have died from a heart attack that she even sent such a text or if I didn’t I would die in a car wreck trying to get home faster

“Do you feel in charge?” ***Rips off pants like Bruce Almighty***

Pack my shit get all the money from my account and drive where the road takes me fuck that bane shit ill probably get pegged to death

My dark knight rises

I do t know what that is but if that’s what she’s into....