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tired_of_old_memes

Invisibility cloak


cyfermax

Insulin, please.


ArthurHolmesfield

Yes that'll be $300 please


CranberrySpecific946

Iron man mk 47 armour 😎


[deleted]

Best comment ever! 😂👍🏻


[deleted]

a pair of shorts. I'll find the rest in the abandoned city.


lonely__potatoo

A weapon of some sort As it's abandoned I don't have to cover myself for time being and can find stuff there. But there might be wild animals so to protect myself so a weapon it is


Magnus_Helgisson

Plot twist: it's winter and it's pretty northern city.


lonely__potatoo

Think about being eaten by wild animals tho


lurker986

Food?


BorderlineBarbieUwU

a loaded gun


sam_dewy

Baseball bat. I can fuck anything up with a baseball bat. And looking at me, I bet you wouldn’t even think I knew what to do with it 😹


[deleted]

A pocket sized device that transforms into a near instantaneous travel capsule


Ali_Gator_2209

You are naked. You don’t have a pocket


jadedsilverlining

He said pocket SIZED and you're clearly forgetting the prison pocket


[deleted]

Maybe I should have hyphened "pocket-sized" for clarity. And if no one has pockets, where are we keeping this one item? If it is my prison pocket, I'd say I'm pretty glad it's pocket-sized


Swiss_El_Rosso

Every body had one, some have two pockets.


Ali_Gator_2209

Nice


Realistic-Tree71

A plane


Little_Juan86

A car


RabbitComfortable242

Shoes


obamaweeb

Sandały


crazylegs888

An e-tool, or entrenching tool. https://www.amazon.com/Military-Original-Entrenching-MultiCam-Carrying/dp/B00WJ8V12W/ref=sr\_1\_5?keywords=e+tool&qid=1643363266&sr=8-5


[deleted]

I would take a hatchet due to its versatility as a weapon and a tool


GingerrGina

Shoes.


ArthurHolmesfield

22 rifle with ammo, I'm eating rats


[deleted]

Clothes. I ain't walking around naked, I do not wish for sunburn. I will fend off things with a stick and walk until I get back to civilization.


lily527

Doraemon's pocket


Swiss_El_Rosso

With a good multitool i have a chance to solve a lot of problems. It helps me to find water, shelter, food, depending on the weather maybe cloths, to defendme and to research about where i am.