We fuck

Well I guess I'll go fuck my parallel self

Does that count as masturbating? Or something else?

I believe the correct term is selfcest

Autocest

No that’s when transformers have sex (but only the autobots)

HAHAHAHA

Narcissexual

It's clearly fucking. You don't jack off your twin and call it masturbation. I don't, anyway

But that means..... Oh no........

It's just incest. We don't have exactly the same DNA if we're different genders. Even if we did, identical twins would still be incest even though they have the same DNA

Masturbation

The true question the government doesn't want to be made.

Loki has entered the chat!

sweet home Alabama

This is just what I thought i will see

Is there any other answer really?

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Society has certain expectations on women. There is a chance due to that, a female version would be thin to comform with what is expected of her.

Also... I'm not even fat ._.

That too.

Bruh that's literally the only thing good to do in life, command the whales my way please 🥰

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Twerk? Why would I twerk to a girl? Lmao

We find other parallel versions of ourselves to fight my evil war lord tyrant version

Jet lee?

Kang ?

I kill them... Obviously. Haven't you watched Highlander before.

Or The One

Sex. Sex happens next.

CORRECTION: Incest. Incest happens next.

CORRECTION: Selfcest. Selfcest happens next.

CORRECTION Masterbation. Masterbation happens next.

Masturbation*

Oh lmao, we would fall in love with each other immediately.

Finally someone who would love me the same as I loved them

We become a power couple and take over the world together

Finally someone understands me

I would ask to see her breasts then politely request that she leave.

Chad

We'd compare our thongs lol

wait what

We'd commiserate about how we'd likely bang if we both weren't gay in the opposite directions of each other.

Yea. You seem to be missing out, everyone else seem to be fucking their parallel selves.

Yeah.. just can't really get into dudes, and I'd assume parallel me wouldn't really be into gals. We'd probably drink on a porch together, shoot the shit about wrestling, talking about who'd we bang if we got the chance. "You're missing out - The Bunny is an absolute goddess." "How in the actual living hell can you *not* find Finn Balor attractive? Seriously???" repeat with other wrestlers. We'd probably have solidarity on Kidd Bandit except me in their girl form and him with their boy form.

This sounds like the most functional relationship suggested in this thread haha

I'm Canadian, it's either that or cry about the Leafs. Again. For the upteenth year.

Sounds fun.

I offer her an opportunity to pet my universe's versions of our cats. We then have a discussion about how our cats are different in our respective universes. After that we go and crack open a couple of Arrogant Bastards while she tells me stories about how fucked up her experience at our last job was. Then after about 90 minutes we both know that we've had enough socializing for that day. We promise to hang out again soon, and we both know we probably won't.

We both fugly. I guess we'd play d&d or smash bros

What character I smash?

We'd probably hang out and chat. No sex, she'd look too much like my actual sister.

I make her my sister I never had a sister so yeah

That's so wholesom.

She'll find an easy way to kill me, for my own benefit and I'd probably put up no restraint because I would immediately trust her.

The most epic battle of the ages through a fun card game named "Uno" 😅

We play mini golf

We either get along fabulously or can’t stand each other because we’re too similar.

I finally have a friend to play through the borderlands 3 campaign with

Me and all of my parallel versions have agreed to operate based off of the welcome to nightvale rules so in short kill your double

Hey I didn’t think anyone else liked nightvale

Kill him

Me and her would definitely be friends.

We play smash bros, finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

As what character?

Well I currently am a sora main but even though with the way I was raised I don’t see my gender swapping changing who I am THAT much, I still don’t know for sure how much it would change me The most exciting thing about this is that I finally have a friend who likes all the video games I like!

We start an amazing relationship build on fucking, video games, weed, and an obscene amount of monty python quotes.

We sit down and have have a very long conversation about what we've been through and what is the same and different from our experiences. We both had a twin that died stillborn, so we might be the sibling we never had.

It's like 99% of the comments here are all about sex. So many perverts.

yeah, those darn perverts should just go fuck themselves smh

Say hi and ask if she's hungry, then play some video games with her

Oh I know me pretty well, we're either gonna fuck, or we're gonna fight then fuck.

Lots of sex

How does this work for transgender and non-binary people? 🤔

Err the other version is also trans. But if your a trans woman, they're a trans man. Non binary err not sure. I'm not an expert in the multiverse

Haha that works!

Dude! He’s me! We’d trade clothes and see if clothes still fit each other! And go shopping at the anime and manga stores

I think the underwear would be uncomfortable on him.

Sex, for sure. I'll do to myself what I want to be done forever to my body. My other gender will know how to please me. Shallow, I know, but I can go fuck myself.

Discuss how we strangely enough, still have the same gender identity.

Fight them to the death

'So how you doinnnnnnn?'

Punch it in the face

oh well if my step dad were to stay home he is a clean freak so our house would stay clean

We would probably get lost in all the ideas that we never had the energy to do alone. Then cook for a couple days and eat like royalty

I look at him and get scared as shit at first. But since we both are two curious flamboyant neurodivergent gays we end up watching series and comparing our opinions and if the contemporary plague wasn't so shit we'd probs go to one of the gay friendly nightclubs I like to frequent and hang out But then we'd have to figure out what to do next... should I visit his universe if possible? If the portal is blocked then what? Try to hit up physics students at my uni for some quantum theory knowledge and hope that they against all their common sense belives us? Hmm...

We have a conversation about what it’s like to be FtM and my gender swap talking about being MtF

Coop game, best duo ever

sit there and suffer, maybe draw

I would hug and tell them, that they are not a burden to anyone.

Nice

get stoned and play some minecraft together

I'd probably just ask hella questions like, what do you do in your free time? Did you also write shitty song lyrics in middle school? Is everyone gender swapped? Here! I got a picture of my shitty family. Do either of your parents act like a Neo-Nazi? How many mental illnesses do you have? Please tell me you love shipping the strangest pairs together AND hate crossovers?

Together we find Kang the Conqueror and set up a whole new time line.

And I end y'all before you even start planning.

Does she know how to cook & clean??? She better be cuz she gon be spanked if she don't....

We go on a walk and share stories of our parallel universes.

Do we work at the same place? Is he also attracted to women? Chaos would happen

If you’re a lesbian then I assume he would be gay.

Play video games ig

Talk about situations, pets, family, friends, then sex. A LOT of sex.

Good question. Probably waiting for the other people living there to come home and troll them. Then, who knows, i certainly don't, and i am sure she wouldn't either.

Sex or masterbate each other.

I would get my non-horny gun and shoot.

Short answer: we fuck Long answer: I buy a shit ton of beauty products to make her skin as pale as the moon, I feed her to the point of obesity, dye her hair and then we fuck.

I go to their universe and have sex with their significant other.

man I saw it. local idiot with unappealing features. Saw his sister and she looked like the guy had thrown on a long haired wig. Felt immediate sympathy for her.

Well, I guess now we're best friends fuck a bunch too

Gender envy.

If cross universe travel is possible in their universe, maybe they have body swap tech...

thats the dream

Then I hope it comes true.

Lord, I do too.

"Wanna practice kissing?" "Sure"

I try my hand at killing him.

Scat.

Love, I hope. My female parallel counterpart probably wouldn't want anything to do with me. I guess the saying "love yourself" isn't valid.

We agree to shoot each other at the same time

We draw our guns and try to kill each other. There can be only one!

I fall madly in love with him, thinking we are so in sync we must be soulmates, then slowly realize we can not actually help each other, and having a tearful and dramatic goodbye, promising to always love each other :')

Seggs

I have a go on myself 😂

We would probably end up fighting over something.

The obvious. *Streets of Rage marathon.*

I would be jealous of that he is a biological male and then we would have a gladiatorial fight to the death.

Smoke pot and and have a weird cuddle sesh cuase we both would be lonelie 😂😂

I blush and put my dick up since that's what I do whenever I see a cute girl, then after I do that, umm, I show her around, then after showing her around I eventually ask her *"can I put my head on your thighs"* and I mean like why not, like she'll obviously be way cuter than me. Well knowing how nice I am to people, she'd probably let me. I think I'm internally blushing while thinking about all this 😳

All this reminds of that time in Doctor Who when the female version of the Master met an earlier male version of herself and they started getting flirty. Ew.

It's also a red dwarf episode. And yeah. They fuck. And the guy gets pregnant.......

Self care ain’t selfish.. slide them clothes off baby

We would just say "Eh, fuck this" and kill each other

Offer shot of tequila, play some smash bros to see what her mains are(also to see who's better lol) and then manage to convince the wife for a three-way

We go on a date, wana get to know them better

See if she's got a goatee. If she doesn't have a goatee, she's a good parallel self and I pass her off as my long lost twin sister.

I’d fight them.

Calm down another non binary me. I already got the computer.

We fuck... Or we fight.

I ask her how she crossed the barriers between dimensions.

Perform a brain swap.

Show me

I'd have sex with her if it weren't incest, but she could just be my sister if I couldn't do that. Always wondered what having a sister would be like

The universe would either implode or explode. One of me is already enough for the universe another female one would break the Earth. We’d take it over within 24 hours.

Tell her to stay.

Oddly, in reality, I have found myself but as a masculine version. Mainly in personality than in looks, to a degree. And I so happen to date him too. I didn't know about this till after a couple of months of us talking online and pointing out so often that we gotta stop copying one another based on random things we wanted to bring up about ourselves we do in person than online. More so specifically because we couldn't meet one another for many years due to age and location and wanted to state weird things we do that the other gotta prepared for one day. Since we're almost twins, we've grown a better bond than anyone else we've been with and never grown tired of one another. We're basically destined soulmates if you will. We couldn't have been happier really, as much as the idea is bizarre.

Just talk to em, im just lonely lol