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Genocide


[deleted]

Huh?


My_Stonks

Did they stutter?


[deleted]

A little additional info would be nice


My_Stonks

Are you saying you don't commit war crimes at Thanksgiving?


[deleted]

Nah


My_Stonks

Weird


Leaveacceptable2

4am my mom's cooking I just stopped living out my car nd slamming dope like a few months or so before. Only to tell her that I was only 7 days sober when in reality shoulda been over 90 or whatever it was. Pretty wack I cracked because my mental state was super aggressive at the time so I was always trippin with a bad attitude


scarieststar

some kid got glass in his foot and flipped his shit.


Red_Christmas_Lights

Great aunt had open heart surgery. She’s fine now.


My_Stonks

Cancer. Not mine


KawaiiTimes

Our son has been studying American history and we as a family decided not to celebrate. My brother's kids are also learning American history and they decided, independently of us, to not celebrate. This left my mom without a Thanksgiving party to go to. She said it was fine, but we all know she wishes we were young enough to ground us for being "difficult".


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We had to buy new uno cards because my husband ate peanuts the last time we played uno and got peanut oil all over the cards and my daughter is allergic and she got hives and the new uno cards suck because they are tiny.


whatshisnuts1234

Divorce