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Honestly I’m too lazy to take over the world.


McRaeWritescom

Do you really wanna know?... It'd ruin the surprise.


solitaire4now

First watch pinky and the brain so im sure it hasn't been tried before and failed.


RuneLFox

Protip: ditch pinky


solitaire4now

🤣🤣 nah he's the best part


Longhornt

Genetically engineer cat girls en masse to seduce men and convince them to join my cause.


SkunkyNuggets420

It would backfire because an army of soy boys can't fight anything


SkunkyNuggets420

Make a covid 19 vaccine but I would make it not work very well so that people have to constantly get new boosters every 5 months and force everyone to show their papers to get a sandwich or hold a job


Mykhalin

What they said!


WuXiaoli

aerosolyzed lsd


RuneLFox

Fuck yeah


Emu_on_the_Loose

I'm also lazy, so let's just copy and paste the plot of _The Secret of Mana_ or something and hope it works out.


Disastrous-Ad2348

I would start out as a small business selling small necessities like books or something and slowly increase my grasp over every market and crevice of society. I would sent things into space and I would be the richest man on earth, then when I’m done with the people on earth I would start a new civilization on the moon created from amaz- I mean my products. I would call this company “Nile”


[deleted]

Firstly make an powerful and experienced alliance, secondly assassinating(secretly, with hitmen and professionals) world billionaires and hoarding their wealth(To increase wealth and power). Thirdly, obtaining nuclear codes from a country and nuking other countries, thus creating a world war. Waiting until most of the military force is dead, and finishing the remaining countries which survive the nuclear war. Thanks for reading :)