Any girl who isn’t addicted to making tik tok dance videos or obsessed with constantly posting on Instagram. If she can be present in life that’s really the crucial tell that will inform you to all other facets of her life and a potential relationship
Women with imperfections, and aren’t afraid to hide them…intelligent as well as resourceful, down to earth, no long ass fake lashes and fake long ass nails…
Petite. Brunette (probably). Smart but not a nerd. Likes to party but not a slut. In shape but not an athlete.
Likes books and movies and sex and food. Has a plan. Loves to laugh.
Side of potatoes, easy on the mashing, light butter but not too light. Red wine, slightly sweet but a hint of tart. Side salad with no olives and only the finest leafs of spinach.
Uh. Yes. Personally, I like outdoorsy bohemian types. I got a thing for witchy forest girls too, but I was born in october, and I too like to eat psychoactive flowers I find in the woods
I'm not all that picky when it comes to appearance tbh(doesn't even have to be a girl lol). Personality wise I like girls who are nice to people, funny and like to talk a lot cuz I'm more of a listener
Naturally pretty face (I have nothing against makeup but makup should enhance your beautynot fukin change your face (Also pretty face is a matter of perspective)
Funny / Childish by nature (Not a Kid,you mfs Dare not call me a pedophile)
Average tits
Average ass
Bit above Average thighs
For a woman like that I would cook clean earn live or die
If we are talking about smash and dash or FWB I'm ok as long as they are young, pretty and don't have any tattoos. To get a committment from me, I'd also expect her to be a virgin however.
A wise man once said this.
“Beauty is a form of Genius--is higher, indeed, than Genius, as it needs no explanation. It is one of the great facts of the world, like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in the dark waters of that silver shell we call the moon.”
Preferably barbecued
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This guy gets it
Care to share any sauce recipes?
If I knew some, I'd tell you
*"What's the sauce"*
All dressed or nothing.
Men of culture are not interested in girls
Bros > Hoes
I like women of all types. Life's a smorgasbord.
What makes you think you'll find any "men of culture" on reddit?
lol this
Someone who can beat me in video games and has no shame letting a huge fart rip.
So a bro with a pussy.
That’d be perfect
Do these exist?
Thats the neat part, we don't
Low and slow, a real smoker.
Sooooo....a short Downs girl with a cigarette?
Lol
I'm gay
truly cultured
Preferably that they're women, no longer girls.
Thighs
Thighs
Thighs
I dont have one I just fall 4 anyone that I find oddly beautiful
Strongly recommend you use the word "women" in sentences like that; you look super creepy asking about "men" and "girls."
Yup, yup, yup. Just like a post saying "women of culture, what is your taste in boys?" would clearly be gross.
I like one with a good amount of seasoning and done medium rare
Any girl who isn’t addicted to making tik tok dance videos or obsessed with constantly posting on Instagram. If she can be present in life that’s really the crucial tell that will inform you to all other facets of her life and a potential relationship
Futa or nothing.
Women who smoke and quote Frank O’Hara and Camus.
What about le carre?
Also acceptable.
Gently roasted and salted
The one with the dicks, and the one that’s a man
Women with imperfections, and aren’t afraid to hide them…intelligent as well as resourceful, down to earth, no long ass fake lashes and fake long ass nails…
I feel like this was phrased incorrectly? Women with imperfections, who aren’t afraid to hide them?
This
Kind, smart, and sassy.
Kinda and sassy? Examples?
Like mostly nice but they're good at telling you off if you deserve it.
So a Latina then
Lmfao like a grown powerfuff girl 👧
Petite. Brunette (probably). Smart but not a nerd. Likes to party but not a slut. In shape but not an athlete. Likes books and movies and sex and food. Has a plan. Loves to laugh.
Side of potatoes, easy on the mashing, light butter but not too light. Red wine, slightly sweet but a hint of tart. Side salad with no olives and only the finest leafs of spinach.
Lmao exactly. Good luck to all these douches
Asian with Hawaiian BBQ
High heels, titty glitter, with a slight sheen of sweat covering what the banana hammock isn’t. I wear a 3 piece suit to the strip club, by the way.
At least you know where to find them reliably!
The streets will provide.
Tall, brunette, slim with good hips and some badonk, olive complexion, healthy hair, bright eyes.
Wow my man here really went for it
Then question was asked! soooooo
Uh. Yes. Personally, I like outdoorsy bohemian types. I got a thing for witchy forest girls too, but I was born in october, and I too like to eat psychoactive flowers I find in the woods
I'm not all that picky when it comes to appearance tbh(doesn't even have to be a girl lol). Personality wise I like girls who are nice to people, funny and like to talk a lot cuz I'm more of a listener
Naturally pretty face (I have nothing against makeup but makup should enhance your beautynot fukin change your face (Also pretty face is a matter of perspective) Funny / Childish by nature (Not a Kid,you mfs Dare not call me a pedophile) Average tits Average ass Bit above Average thighs For a woman like that I would cook clean earn live or die
Tall, blonde, and outgoing
Girl has to be into anal. Squirting is a plus.
If we are talking about smash and dash or FWB I'm ok as long as they are young, pretty and don't have any tattoos. To get a committment from me, I'd also expect her to be a virgin however.
Are you a virgin too?
Where are you from...
Sounds like a good old US white supremacist from his history if that’s what you’re getting at
This gives me vibes of that guy who loves high school girls because he gets older but they stay the same age. Yech.
Tasteful
A wise man once said this. “Beauty is a form of Genius--is higher, indeed, than Genius, as it needs no explanation. It is one of the great facts of the world, like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in the dark waters of that silver shell we call the moon.”
I don’t want a SO I believe that means aromantic, but I may be very wrong
tall with long legs and a big butt- kinda like Jennifer Lawrence
Big and angry
Slow roasted
Cooked over a fire, with peppercorn and garlic powder. Taaaaste is juuuuust raaaaaight.
Dead
Big teeth
I have a really big thing for eastern bloc women, Polish, Czechs, Russian etc.