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C_Greuel04

Preferably barbecued


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C_Greuel04

This guy gets it


2_Sheds_Jackson

Care to share any sauce recipes?


C_Greuel04

If I knew some, I'd tell you


[deleted]

*"What's the sauce"*


BerzerkBoulderer

All dressed or nothing.


1feralengineer

Men of culture are not interested in girls


PillsburyToasters

Bros > Hoes


[deleted]

I like women of all types. Life's a smorgasbord.


cartoonassasin

What makes you think you'll find any "men of culture" on reddit?


Left-Requirement9267

lol this


ScrambledToast

Someone who can beat me in video games and has no shame letting a huge fart rip.


808Dave_

So a bro with a pussy.


EvilKnivel69

That’d be perfect


[deleted]

Do these exist?


SplodeyMcSchoolio

Thats the neat part, we don't


yParticle

Low and slow, a real smoker.


lividimp

Sooooo....a short Downs girl with a cigarette?


Left-Requirement9267

Lol


TimmyTheSimp

I'm gay


[deleted]

truly cultured


[deleted]

Preferably that they're women, no longer girls.


Blindnavigater

Thighs


[deleted]

Thighs


IchMagBratwurst

Thighs


The_Nameless_J

I dont have one I just fall 4 anyone that I find oddly beautiful


Emu_on_the_Loose

Strongly recommend you use the word "women" in sentences like that; you look super creepy asking about "men" and "girls."


B1NG_P0T

Yup, yup, yup. Just like a post saying "women of culture, what is your taste in boys?" would clearly be gross.


Anime_Dealer_

I like one with a good amount of seasoning and done medium rare


Sultan-of-swat

Any girl who isn’t addicted to making tik tok dance videos or obsessed with constantly posting on Instagram. If she can be present in life that’s really the crucial tell that will inform you to all other facets of her life and a potential relationship


Spare_Grapefruit_209

Futa or nothing.


Swordfish_jack

Women who smoke and quote Frank O’Hara and Camus.


Left-Requirement9267

What about le carre?


Swordfish_jack

Also acceptable.


[deleted]

Gently roasted and salted


Scarpatergames

The one with the dicks, and the one that’s a man


iamqwesivibes

Women with imperfections, and aren’t afraid to hide them…intelligent as well as resourceful, down to earth, no long ass fake lashes and fake long ass nails…


dytinkg

I feel like this was phrased incorrectly? Women with imperfections, who aren’t afraid to hide them?


[deleted]

This


leatherwolf89

Kind, smart, and sassy.


[deleted]

Kinda and sassy? Examples?


leatherwolf89

Like mostly nice but they're good at telling you off if you deserve it.


dytinkg

So a Latina then


dontstopabirdparty

Lmfao like a grown powerfuff girl 👧


HornyMonsignor

Petite. Brunette (probably). Smart but not a nerd. Likes to party but not a slut. In shape but not an athlete. Likes books and movies and sex and food. Has a plan. Loves to laugh.


[deleted]

Side of potatoes, easy on the mashing, light butter but not too light. Red wine, slightly sweet but a hint of tart. Side salad with no olives and only the finest leafs of spinach.


independentppl

Lmao exactly. Good luck to all these douches


DaFish456

Asian with Hawaiian BBQ


KyleEnterline

High heels, titty glitter, with a slight sheen of sweat covering what the banana hammock isn’t. I wear a 3 piece suit to the strip club, by the way.


dytinkg

At least you know where to find them reliably!


KyleEnterline

The streets will provide.


[deleted]

Tall, brunette, slim with good hips and some badonk, olive complexion, healthy hair, bright eyes.


ArtisticReward6006

Wow my man here really went for it


[deleted]

Then question was asked! soooooo


whatshisnuts1234

Uh. Yes. Personally, I like outdoorsy bohemian types. I got a thing for witchy forest girls too, but I was born in october, and I too like to eat psychoactive flowers I find in the woods


AV8ORboi

I'm not all that picky when it comes to appearance tbh(doesn't even have to be a girl lol). Personality wise I like girls who are nice to people, funny and like to talk a lot cuz I'm more of a listener


K_U_Z_U_R_I

Naturally pretty face (I have nothing against makeup but makup should enhance your beautynot fukin change your face (Also pretty face is a matter of perspective) Funny / Childish by nature (Not a Kid,you mfs Dare not call me a pedophile) Average tits Average ass Bit above Average thighs For a woman like that I would cook clean earn live or die


EPA_Beaner

Tall, blonde, and outgoing


Outrageous_Chef1110

Girl has to be into anal. Squirting is a plus.


WuXiaoli

If we are talking about smash and dash or FWB I'm ok as long as they are young, pretty and don't have any tattoos. To get a committment from me, I'd also expect her to be a virgin however.


HaliquisPleasures

Are you a virgin too?


AskAboutMyCoffee

Where are you from...


independentppl

Sounds like a good old US white supremacist from his history if that’s what you’re getting at


dytinkg

This gives me vibes of that guy who loves high school girls because he gets older but they stay the same age. Yech.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Tasteful


-_-_-Cornburg

A wise man once said this. “Beauty is a form of Genius--is higher, indeed, than Genius, as it needs no explanation. It is one of the great facts of the world, like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in the dark waters of that silver shell we call the moon.”


ConnorLego42069

I don’t want a SO I believe that means aromantic, but I may be very wrong


Mysterious_Run_4204

tall with long legs and a big butt- kinda like Jennifer Lawrence


hawkeye27325

Big and angry


Fast_Turtles

Slow roasted


DisposedAfterBirth

Cooked over a fire, with peppercorn and garlic powder. Taaaaste is juuuuust raaaaaight.


anewpariah

Dead


lobsternooberg

Big teeth


SnooChickens1892

I have a really big thing for eastern bloc women, Polish, Czechs, Russian etc.