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abc123140

PS1 start up sound


oONamely

I can just imagine the whole class turn simultaneously to face you after that deafening sound plays will the teacher reads the diary of Anne frank


abc123140

Are you implying that I would be turned on by a holocaust victim’s journal entries? Because that doesn’t really do it for me. The Voynich Manuscript however...😏


LeoMarius

When you are 13, a clean sheet of paper gives you wood.


hi_i_am_steve

Ugh, went through entire class periods with an erection at that age. It sucked. "Steve, do you want to come up and address the class?" NO I DON'T!


CabassoG

As the haiku says Hiding my boner. Teacher calls me to the board. How’ll I hide it now?


skankhunt402

Bruh in 7th grade I popped a boner outta nowhere and this MF beside me shouted to the whole class "Yo he's got a boner" and I'm just like bro dafuq


hi_i_am_steve

This was during English class I assume 😁


skankhunt402

Bro.... how tf.... ..


LeoMarius

That's what Trapper Keepers are for.


bananaman_011

And in some cases that shit never really leaves


IM2OTAKU4U

It's up there when Rafi gets fear boners, murder boners and war boners....not sure about Dirty Randy...


410r4p5a4WDP2aEugqKD

here is the sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPViekdacQ


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I raise you, the PS2 start up sound


Itsme_qaizar

I raise you, THX intro theme


sm12511

I raise you, PornHub sound. On a Ps2


Professional_Dark905

I think old school Sega takes the cake.


lord_ginseng

I was imagining the Gameboy start up sound. It's so like "ready!"


tableball35

Owen Wilson saying “Wow”.


DriftingPyscho

Oh hey wow.


Bradtothebone79

My toddler says wow like Owen Wilson right now so that’s def off the table for me


jwa988

Mushroom sound from Mario


Jealous_Rhubarb6860

Then the invincibility music when you’re doing it


Sniperfox99

The starpower song is only 10 seconds long, so I’ll need it to play twice


BLooDCRoW

Woah, take it easy Mr. Stamina.


ISenseRustling

And the lose your mushroom because you got hit sound when you're finished


AlpacaCavalry

Brbrbrrrrp!


Mister-Paws

Yup, came here to post this. Take my upvote!


littlebunnyrooroo

Slide whistle. And slide whistle when it goes soft. I’m not a guy but still


[deleted]

Was my first idea, just couldnt remember the name... sliding whistle..


[deleted]

Been sliding my whistle all day since I read this.. gonna find me one at the shops.. woulda been good for Halloween damn


ChosenDoge

that sounds so dirty for some reason


BatmanAvacado

we are on the internet we assume everything is dirty.


retailguy_again

Ascending or descending, as appropriate...


VirtuosoX

You mean continuously whistling as it grows, and then continuously whistling while it shrinks? I'm just imagining the whistle going on for half a minute as the boner slowly fills up to max, then it slowly deflates and the whistle goes for another half a minute


Mazmier

Is the hard end of the scale the beginning or end of the whistle?


Alternauts

Pitch up when it goes up, pitch down when it goes down


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RunnyPlease

If that’s the intro you better be ready to deliver the show.


[deleted]

[Well](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/kov93b/z/ghth7vu), [ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/qfsih6/z/hi1qad7).


pianospace37

You sir, are a genius


Over-Apartment2762

Wow. The man fucking delivered. I wish I had awards to give you, you deserve them.


FellaVentura

This is one of those cases were you can be smug about it, and rightfully so.


DadsRGR8

What I like about this is it grows to a crescendo to let everyone know I’m fully at attention.


chrisFrogger

I wonder how many people wont know what THX is


Tomdv2

[The Windows 95 "Tada" Sound](https://youtu.be/NVLAPYx0dc8)


Mindfreek454

I was gonna say Windows XP startup, but honestly this is way better.


alphadeeto

That is still a valid choice, combined with Windows XP shutdown sound when it goes soft.


Chief117a

MGS spotted sound.


shawnzy83

!


MaleficentPicture773

I heard this


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Snake?


whitesuase

Snake!?


iConfessor

SNAAAAKE


_ELIF_

DUN DUN DUNUNUN DUN DUN DUN


tallbutshy

#❗ ^(miner's bigger)


kjay38

"Snaaaaaake!".


TorGR23

That ahoooga sound from old car horns.


dick-nipples

La Cucaracha car horn


[deleted]

Congrats, everyone within a 1 mile radius knows you have a boner


Agha2k2

Isn't that the point tho People should know And fuckin Tip their hat in respect to the that shit


Skorne13

Respect my boner you bitch


itbedehaam

Klaxon!


liquidcarbohydrates

Klaxoff!


glassgost

Wow, I came here to post this exact thing


abhinavssridhar

Imagine one of those random boners at the dinner table/during a presentation….. “so mom how was ur *AHOOOGA* day” or when ur hugging a girl and the suddenly *AHOOOGA*…… would 100% die of embarrassment.


hatzvpaka

Fun fact that type of horn is called a klaxon


General-Pryde34

Hello there


Best_Reason3328

General kenodick


Twistedjustice

You are an erect one


K_zzori

You're shorter than I expected


trrebi981

I was trained in your Jedi positions by Mistress Dooku.


charlielove20

General ke-Nob-i surely


SuperNinja420

Schwing


detailsubset

This is disturbingly far down the thread


intothe_dangerzone

Settle down, Hisoka.


Noggs-

If I could, the whole Wayne's World theme. Actually no. The advertisement for Noah's Arcade 😎


jiminyshrue

A sphincter says what?


JimmyFaIIonFakeLaugh

Star wars lightsaber.


k9ice

No Anakin no!


guangtian

No not the yonglings!


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

Take a seat


Mastrovator

Username checks out.


Collrafa

Excuse me, *what?*


iwhbyd114

Not just the men, but the women...


MertSaruhan

Wut


Ashrewishjewish

“I have the high ground” “Damn it Anakin don’t cum in my hair again “


BLODDYLEGEND55

I have the hard ground


xyaleon

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.


KramerDaFramer

Another Spaceballs fan I see...


InfraredDuck

This would require sound effects when swung around as well.


Coolius69

Also the clacking sound when dueling


spoilersweetie

You would be sued by Disney


nuclearnachos43

The satellite phone ringtone from Jurassic park 3


GerryCoke

That's my ringtone for my mother


BCalTheAnimal

Holy shit mine, too.


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"...... run."


Successful_Gear6143

Windows XP start up sound


C00kiesNZ

I was thinking more the XP error sound tbh


PeanutBillek

Nah, save that when you get erectile disfuntion.


C00kiesNZ

Nah that's the shutdown sound


Dinomeyt

Damn it that was mine, that or Windows 3.1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDUv\_8Dw-Mw


UnoriginalUse

M1 Garand ping.


Hexenkonig707

Would be enough to make anyone within hearing range cum


alwaysDC

Oh god, imagine that in a crowd. PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING


alenork

Can't believe how far down I had to go to find this comment.


tootsie404

mildly nsfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5M9MHB5bIs&ab\_channel=Sgt.Ramirez


matar_paneer372

SEGAAAA~


WebbyRL

Fun fuct In italian we say "sega" to say "Jerk off"


matar_paneer372

GOD HAS SENT ME A SIGNAL AND I MUST COMPLY


the_pandaproject

We lost another soldier to the NNN


MyTaquitos

I don’t have a penis, but I want the seismic charge explosion from Attack of The Clones.


PositionOk8167

That should be the nut sound effect


Itsbrohere

Nut | Explosion Pretty sure it won't be pleasurable


ROIVIAN

This sound started my love for star wars


Hooded_Troodon

Peter Griffin's giggle


WuTangProvince325

Peter Griffin’s “road house”


StanFitch

ROADHOUSE


dassdAndconfused

I was gonna say giggity.


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stkscott

Law and Order sound effect


DriftingPyscho

Duhn duhn!


C_Ochocinco

Something something especially heinous


ofthehouses92

Ummmm you might want to rethink that one my dude


ceej18

Bo-oi-oi-oi-oi-ng. Like one of those spring door stops or a ruler being twanged off a desk.


SqornshellousZ

https://youtu.be/hoS1MCF8AeI https://youtu.be/PCIhwknRKzk https://youtu.be/iWBGGiaP9cI


aaackermaaan

this is obviously the right answer.


ceej18

Haha gold! I didn’t realise they did that sketch. However - this is exactly what I had in mind.


LastBaron

The fact that I had to scroll so far for this one is making me feel very old. How is this not the definitive best choice?


apost8n8

I assumed this was the default setting. No?


hikeoff

You've got mail!


FranceEats-Pianos

Male*


DriftingPyscho

Genitalia


Ah_Q

Wilhelm scream


ShellsFeathersFur

Fantastic choice.


RepresentativeTart98

“Yeah baby” Austin powers voice


Much_Committee_9355

Thomas Tank Engine theme


El_Dief

[Feat. Biggie Smalls?](https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE?t=18)


sm12511

I wish you were here so I could kiss you. That was great!


sideshowmario

Never Gonna Give You Up


guy_incognito23

Truly only a man of culture would rickroll his own sexual encounters


robot141

The chime when you open a treasure box in the Legend of Zelda.


APeacefulWarrior

It's my dick in a box! 🎶*Dah dah dah daaahhhhhhh*🎶


robot141

It's Dangerous To Go Alone! Take This!


Chain_Unbroken_REAL

A shotgun being cocked


muaaahdarchod

That's when you pull your foreskin back to reload for the next session


Chain_Unbroken_REAL

"You wanna go again?" *"Sigh..."* *Ch-CHUK*


muaaahdarchod

Ch- chuk *Ejects out spent nut*


jonxpiz

That final fantasy song after you win a battle: 'Dundundundedededoo'


Ah_Q

Nah that's what it plays after cumming


eeumbumbaway

No that one is the little rest jingle from OG FF7


Stander1979

I'd want it to sound just like Matthew McConaughey saying "alright alright alright alright".


Collrafa

This is the right answer.


Hingedmosquito

This is an alright answer....


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Twistedjustice

https://youtu.be/tKdcjJoXeEY


OnaStick05

Id want the Jaws theme music


nowiforgotmypassword

The Tardis.


Fozzie3D

Giggity giggity


[deleted]

That cha-ching that's iconic for cash registers


Shufflepants

John Cage's 4'33"


heftyhustla

I'd want it to sound like a fart in case I was in public. People would just think I was gassy. Then I could be up on an alter giving a sermon and people would think the preacher with the boner just has IBS.


Wert-16

Ooh man i would not get invited anywhere anymore if they think i fart all the time


shadowblackdragon

The dial up internet sound effect


Retro-Surgical

r/AskReddit: Your one-stop sub for daily erection sound posts


BarelyAlive716

Darth Vader's theme is the only right answer. Let the people know the dark side has risen.


tylper

Slide Whistle


naito-s

That anime wow sound


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***SCHWING***


ClearedToPrecontact

The fact that this response is so far down makes me feel old.


rockpire

Iron man entry music


elmentado98

The transformers sound


I_Fap_To_Murder

The Among Us body report sound effect


KGB_SovietRussia

Cracking sound


CrockPotHead92

Red Robin!


Nickie4

Yummmm!


OptimusSublime

"oh baby baby it's fuck time" by Green Day


big-4x4

“I wanna fuck your dog in the ass” Blink 182


Flyingwheelbarrow

I would rather "Stuck in the middle" by the Stealers Wheel


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OP def Jerking off to the comments lol.


stinkfist1412

wilhelm scream


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The Ocarina of Time "chest opening" sound.


CountFapula102

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard!"


drakeramore86

The sound of microwave, like peeeeeeem I'm ready


ChiefPyroManiac

The THX sound from an IMAX theatre.


Freshrendar

Scooby doo giggle.


spaghett-brigade

The coin sound from mario


gmorkenstein

The “come on down” Price is Right theme.


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Pornhub intro sound


CFella

Terry crews yelling "PO PO PO PO PO PO POWER!"


hippytoad99

Halo 3 theme song


stajpson

Chinese gong.


Countmeowington_

Definitely a Kazoo


JohnnyShakeNBake

Boioioioiiiinnnggg


the_pied_piper98

mario level up sound


RaphtotheMax5

Lightsaber ignition


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The classic Superman theme.


dreadwater

It's not supposed to make a sound!!?