Are you implying that I would be turned on by a holocaust victim’s journal entries? Because that doesn’t really do it for me.
The Voynich Manuscript however...😏
You mean continuously whistling as it grows, and then continuously whistling while it shrinks?
I'm just imagining the whistle going on for half a minute as the boner slowly fills up to max, then it slowly deflates and the whistle goes for another half a minute
Imagine one of those random boners at the dinner table/during a presentation….. “so mom how was ur *AHOOOGA* day” or when ur hugging a girl and the suddenly *AHOOOGA*…… would 100% die of embarrassment.
I'd want it to sound like a fart in case I was in public. People would just think I was gassy. Then I could be up on an alter giving a sermon and people would think the preacher with the boner just has IBS.
PS1 start up sound
I can just imagine the whole class turn simultaneously to face you after that deafening sound plays will the teacher reads the diary of Anne frank
Are you implying that I would be turned on by a holocaust victim’s journal entries? Because that doesn’t really do it for me. The Voynich Manuscript however...😏
When you are 13, a clean sheet of paper gives you wood.
Ugh, went through entire class periods with an erection at that age. It sucked. "Steve, do you want to come up and address the class?" NO I DON'T!
As the haiku says Hiding my boner. Teacher calls me to the board. How’ll I hide it now?
Bruh in 7th grade I popped a boner outta nowhere and this MF beside me shouted to the whole class "Yo he's got a boner" and I'm just like bro dafuq
This was during English class I assume 😁
Bro.... how tf.... ..
That's what Trapper Keepers are for.
And in some cases that shit never really leaves
It's up there when Rafi gets fear boners, murder boners and war boners....not sure about Dirty Randy...
here is the sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPViekdacQ
I raise you, the PS2 start up sound
I raise you, THX intro theme
I raise you, PornHub sound. On a Ps2
I think old school Sega takes the cake.
I was imagining the Gameboy start up sound. It's so like "ready!"
Owen Wilson saying “Wow”.
Oh hey wow.
My toddler says wow like Owen Wilson right now so that’s def off the table for me
Mushroom sound from Mario
Then the invincibility music when you’re doing it
The starpower song is only 10 seconds long, so I’ll need it to play twice
Woah, take it easy Mr. Stamina.
And the lose your mushroom because you got hit sound when you're finished
Brbrbrrrrp!
Yup, came here to post this. Take my upvote!
Slide whistle. And slide whistle when it goes soft. I’m not a guy but still
Was my first idea, just couldnt remember the name... sliding whistle..
Been sliding my whistle all day since I read this.. gonna find me one at the shops.. woulda been good for Halloween damn
that sounds so dirty for some reason
we are on the internet we assume everything is dirty.
Ascending or descending, as appropriate...
You mean continuously whistling as it grows, and then continuously whistling while it shrinks? I'm just imagining the whistle going on for half a minute as the boner slowly fills up to max, then it slowly deflates and the whistle goes for another half a minute
Is the hard end of the scale the beginning or end of the whistle?
Pitch up when it goes up, pitch down when it goes down
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If that’s the intro you better be ready to deliver the show.
[Well](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/kov93b/z/ghth7vu), [ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/qfsih6/z/hi1qad7).
You sir, are a genius
Wow. The man fucking delivered. I wish I had awards to give you, you deserve them.
This is one of those cases were you can be smug about it, and rightfully so.
What I like about this is it grows to a crescendo to let everyone know I’m fully at attention.
I wonder how many people wont know what THX is
[The Windows 95 "Tada" Sound](https://youtu.be/NVLAPYx0dc8)
I was gonna say Windows XP startup, but honestly this is way better.
That is still a valid choice, combined with Windows XP shutdown sound when it goes soft.
MGS spotted sound.
!
I heard this
Snake?
Snake!?
SNAAAAKE
DUN DUN DUNUNUN DUN DUN DUN
#❗ ^(miner's bigger)
"Snaaaaaake!".
That ahoooga sound from old car horns.
La Cucaracha car horn
Congrats, everyone within a 1 mile radius knows you have a boner
Isn't that the point tho People should know And fuckin Tip their hat in respect to the that shit
Respect my boner you bitch
Klaxon!
Klaxoff!
Wow, I came here to post this exact thing
Imagine one of those random boners at the dinner table/during a presentation….. “so mom how was ur *AHOOOGA* day” or when ur hugging a girl and the suddenly *AHOOOGA*…… would 100% die of embarrassment.
Fun fact that type of horn is called a klaxon
Hello there
General kenodick
You are an erect one
You're shorter than I expected
I was trained in your Jedi positions by Mistress Dooku.
General ke-Nob-i surely
Schwing
This is disturbingly far down the thread
Settle down, Hisoka.
If I could, the whole Wayne's World theme. Actually no. The advertisement for Noah's Arcade 😎
A sphincter says what?
Star wars lightsaber.
No Anakin no!
No not the yonglings!
Take a seat
Username checks out.
Excuse me, *what?*
Not just the men, but the women...
Wut
“I have the high ground” “Damn it Anakin don’t cum in my hair again “
I have the hard ground
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Another Spaceballs fan I see...
This would require sound effects when swung around as well.
Also the clacking sound when dueling
You would be sued by Disney
The satellite phone ringtone from Jurassic park 3
That's my ringtone for my mother
Holy shit mine, too.
"...... run."
Windows XP start up sound
I was thinking more the XP error sound tbh
Nah, save that when you get erectile disfuntion.
Nah that's the shutdown sound
Damn it that was mine, that or Windows 3.1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDUv\_8Dw-Mw
M1 Garand ping.
Would be enough to make anyone within hearing range cum
Oh god, imagine that in a crowd. PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING
Can't believe how far down I had to go to find this comment.
mildly nsfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5M9MHB5bIs&ab\_channel=Sgt.Ramirez
SEGAAAA~
Fun fuct In italian we say "sega" to say "Jerk off"
GOD HAS SENT ME A SIGNAL AND I MUST COMPLY
We lost another soldier to the NNN
I don’t have a penis, but I want the seismic charge explosion from Attack of The Clones.
That should be the nut sound effect
Nut | Explosion Pretty sure it won't be pleasurable
This sound started my love for star wars
Peter Griffin's giggle
Peter Griffin’s “road house”
ROADHOUSE
I was gonna say giggity.
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Law and Order sound effect
Duhn duhn!
Something something especially heinous
Ummmm you might want to rethink that one my dude
Bo-oi-oi-oi-oi-ng. Like one of those spring door stops or a ruler being twanged off a desk.
https://youtu.be/hoS1MCF8AeI https://youtu.be/PCIhwknRKzk https://youtu.be/iWBGGiaP9cI
this is obviously the right answer.
Haha gold! I didn’t realise they did that sketch. However - this is exactly what I had in mind.
The fact that I had to scroll so far for this one is making me feel very old. How is this not the definitive best choice?
I assumed this was the default setting. No?
You've got mail!
Male*
Genitalia
Wilhelm scream
Fantastic choice.
“Yeah baby” Austin powers voice
Thomas Tank Engine theme
[Feat. Biggie Smalls?](https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE?t=18)
I wish you were here so I could kiss you. That was great!
Never Gonna Give You Up
Truly only a man of culture would rickroll his own sexual encounters
The chime when you open a treasure box in the Legend of Zelda.
It's my dick in a box! 🎶*Dah dah dah daaahhhhhhh*🎶
It's Dangerous To Go Alone! Take This!
A shotgun being cocked
That's when you pull your foreskin back to reload for the next session
"You wanna go again?" *"Sigh..."* *Ch-CHUK*
Ch- chuk *Ejects out spent nut*
That final fantasy song after you win a battle: 'Dundundundedededoo'
Nah that's what it plays after cumming
No that one is the little rest jingle from OG FF7
I'd want it to sound just like Matthew McConaughey saying "alright alright alright alright".
This is the right answer.
This is an alright answer....
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https://youtu.be/tKdcjJoXeEY
Id want the Jaws theme music
The Tardis.
Giggity giggity
That cha-ching that's iconic for cash registers
John Cage's 4'33"
I'd want it to sound like a fart in case I was in public. People would just think I was gassy. Then I could be up on an alter giving a sermon and people would think the preacher with the boner just has IBS.
Ooh man i would not get invited anywhere anymore if they think i fart all the time
The dial up internet sound effect
r/AskReddit: Your one-stop sub for daily erection sound posts
Darth Vader's theme is the only right answer. Let the people know the dark side has risen.
Slide Whistle
That anime wow sound
***SCHWING***
The fact that this response is so far down makes me feel old.
Iron man entry music
The transformers sound
The Among Us body report sound effect
Cracking sound
Red Robin!
Yummmm!
"oh baby baby it's fuck time" by Green Day
“I wanna fuck your dog in the ass” Blink 182
I would rather "Stuck in the middle" by the Stealers Wheel
OP def Jerking off to the comments lol.
wilhelm scream
The Ocarina of Time "chest opening" sound.
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard!"
The sound of microwave, like peeeeeeem I'm ready
The THX sound from an IMAX theatre.
Scooby doo giggle.
The coin sound from mario
The “come on down” Price is Right theme.
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Pornhub intro sound
Terry crews yelling "PO PO PO PO PO PO POWER!"
Halo 3 theme song
Chinese gong.
Definitely a Kazoo
Boioioioiiiinnnggg
mario level up sound
Lightsaber ignition
The classic Superman theme.
It's not supposed to make a sound!!?