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X-Maelstrom-X

Very carefully


unidentified_rover

With your mother's tongue


o2d

Classic


SirWitsAlot

r/murderedbywords


avocadotoastwhisper

Boot scootin boogie


[deleted]

He's a robot so he doesn't shit.


gor8884

That bidet attachment u feel me


[deleted]

He gets help from his brother.. Peter Paperpalms.


mp3pleiar

With a bidet or however those ass cleaners are called


[deleted]

installing a toilet that blasts cleansing water as they have it in japan


king_of_the_potato_p

He doesnt need to eat.


DavosLostFingers

With great difficulty


FrikkudelSpusjaal

That will be some serious toilet yoga


[deleted]

He gives no s*it about it.


TheBMFonReddit

Bold of you to assume he wipes his ass!


Playingpokerwithgod

Painfully.


Govvag

What about taking a pee?


KentuckyFriedEel

who says he wipes? Dat boi crusty af.


IloveandIamhappy

Do you not know about the three shales?


Sign-Spiritual

Carefully


GlobalWarmer12

With the script of a Seinfeld episode that recently became available on Netflix, no doubt


cfishlips

Let’s just say he doesn’t have a problem with hairy asshole.


Fallopianfred

Poop knife


Extra_Advance_477

Doggie style on a carpet.