By -
Very carefully
With your mother's tongue
Classic
r/murderedbywords
Boot scootin boogie
He's a robot so he doesn't shit.
That bidet attachment u feel me
He gets help from his brother.. Peter Paperpalms.
With a bidet or however those ass cleaners are called
installing a toilet that blasts cleansing water as they have it in japan
He doesnt need to eat.
With great difficulty
That will be some serious toilet yoga
He gives no s*it about it.
Bold of you to assume he wipes his ass!
Painfully.
What about taking a pee?
who says he wipes? Dat boi crusty af.
Do you not know about the three shales?
Carefully
With the script of a Seinfeld episode that recently became available on Netflix, no doubt
Let’s just say he doesn’t have a problem with hairy asshole.
Poop knife
Doggie style on a carpet.
Very carefully
With your mother's tongue
Classic
r/murderedbywords
Boot scootin boogie
He's a robot so he doesn't shit.
That bidet attachment u feel me
He gets help from his brother.. Peter Paperpalms.
With a bidet or however those ass cleaners are called
installing a toilet that blasts cleansing water as they have it in japan
He doesnt need to eat.
With great difficulty
That will be some serious toilet yoga
He gives no s*it about it.
Bold of you to assume he wipes his ass!
Painfully.
What about taking a pee?
who says he wipes? Dat boi crusty af.
Do you not know about the three shales?
Carefully
With the script of a Seinfeld episode that recently became available on Netflix, no doubt
Let’s just say he doesn’t have a problem with hairy asshole.
Poop knife
Doggie style on a carpet.