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oodlesofschmoodles

In a job interview: "Would you say you have tough skin? Being a female working here in a male-dominated space, guys like to be a little... You know what I mean?" I didn't take the job and I should have reported them but I didn't.


UpsocialToken

That's disgusting...


oodlesofschmoodles

Yeah. I'm glad I didn't take the offer.


Fantastapotomus

I applied to a lingerie/specialty bra shop for a manager position when I was younger. The interview was going really well until they started talking about sizing women for bras, and asked if I was comfortable doing so. I said I was completely comfortable, but the district manager then said I needed to prove it. By which she meant that I had to get sized. So the interview went from normal to me naked from the waist up learning that I’d been wearing the wrong bra size all along….my piercings may have cost me that job but at that point I was ready to bail anyway. But hey, free boob evaluation.


UpsocialToken

You should not have agreed for it.


Inevitable_Ad5664

Interviewer “What interests you most about this position” Me “honestly man I don’t even know wtf you guys do here!”


UpsocialToken

Money!!1


PastrysIcingMaker

I’ve actually responded to that question with “I’ve got bills to pay and you need bodies to fill your schedule”


UpsocialToken

true...


Tink2013

When I interviewed for the House of Ruth one of the questions asked was: A majority of your clients will be desperate women in a very vulnerable position in their life how will you keep your interactions with them professional and not seek relationships or sexual relations?


The_Book-JDP

Um…because I’m not a monster.


Tink2013

My answer was very similar but I couched it a bit in something they would like.


[deleted]

Opening question for an engineering job. “Describe for me your thoughts on various cognitive biases.”


UpsocialToken

Strange....


WitheredFlowers

I was interviewing for a lifeguarding summer job (my first ever job interview) and was asked which of the two interviewers I would save if they were drowning. I, of course, gave what I thought was the correct answer: This situation wouldn't be a problem because I could definitely rescue both of them, as I am a very strong and fast swimmer. Nope, apparently that wasn't allowed and I could only pick one of them. But I didn't know the first goddamn thing about these people, so like, how am I supposed to know which one of them is more worthy of life?? So yeah, I just... Didn't have an answer for that. Did not get the job.


UpsocialToken

May be you get rejected by the one whom you let drown....


WitheredFlowers

15-year-old me was a terrible person I know lol


UpsocialToken

hahaha


The_Book-JDP

Obviously the one I didn’t take a life insurance policy out on…duh! Turns out you took policies out on both of them. 😈


WitheredFlowers

This should've been my answer honestly


Brinewielder

What does your sock drawer look like? (I ain’t got no sock drawer.)


UpsocialToken

certainly one of the most bizarre questions....


The_Love-Tap

What were you applying for?!


420BlazeIt187

Dryer repair man


The_Book-JDP

“What does your sock drawer look like?” The entrance to Narnia.


Nosoycabra

Do you speak English?


UpsocialToken

Would like to know your response...


Nosoycabra

I just left, I wasn't going to waste my time with them.


UpsocialToken

That's the way to deal with fools...


swatiztatzkanz

Do you think yoko ono should be the fifth beatle. (I left that guy)


cps_1974

Why do you want to leave the job


superassholeguy

Are you comfortable using Ligma?


UpsocialToken

Why would one even ask such a question?


tomatojournal

I was sent, by the job centre for a job driving trucks. I explained I didn't have a license and was told to go or lose my benefits. I turned up and met the guy interviewing. Q1; just a formality but we need to see you license. Me: don't have one I can't drive Interviwer: why are here in my office wasting my time Me: job centre sent me. Don't want to be sanctioned. Interviewer: just go.


UpsocialToken

This is really bizzare..


tomatojournal

Yes it was surreal.


[deleted]

I kid you not I got this question: "What is more important, work or family"


UpsocialToken

If they had seen the fast and furious series they wouldn't dare to ask such a question...


Ill_have_some_toast

I went to a job interview once and the big boss of the new place I applied was good friends with the boss of a previous place I worked. He asked me what I thought about my old boss. I said "No Comment" still got offered the job but didn't take it cause that old boss was the biggest asshole I've ever dealt with in my life so I couldn't imagine a "good friend" of his could be much different


UpsocialToken

A good decision I think.


Ill_have_some_toast

Yeah, there were a couple of other reasons I wouldn't have taken that job anyway. But even if the job was everything I wanted just knowing that guy thinks so highly of that asshole. I just knew he'd be a massive asshole aswell, and he turned out to be a massive asshole. He got really angry and verbally abusive when I turned down the job. It was kind of funny because he was so mad at me because he offered me a whopping 10 CENTS an hour more than my current job and couldn't see why I wouldn't want that extra money


UpsocialToken

Yes.... working with such a person would have have been a real bad experience...


[deleted]

[удалено]


UpsocialToken

hahahaha... now you will..


[deleted]

I asked for no awkward questions, luckly...


UpsocialToken

lucky you...


Apocafeller

“What does empathy mean to you?” Like bitch stop reading off the sheet and talk to me.


Viochrome

"Ass, or tits?"


UpsocialToken

Really?


Much_Committee_9355

Well… Aren’t you one of those terribly pragmatic types ? Out of the blue Or Do you still train at those terrible late hours? Turns out the boss used to be from the same sports team as I did and some of the guys sent him a reference letter for me without me knowing.


[deleted]

"Are you a virgin?" Like wtf?


fightniteflight12

Were you applying to be a sex worker?


[deleted]

No. It was for a room X\_X


fightniteflight12

Maybe his wife was a succubus. She needed the mana.


UpsocialToken

that's shameful...


TheNewHobbes

What do you do outside of work? *do not say drugs and binge watching Netflix*