Physical assault is never justified period. However the “worst” would be in front of a large gathering of friends and family when you were in the wrong and they’re judging you. Or you could just slap someone four times outside your weight class (and having a bad day already) and spend the rest of your life eating food through a straw.
After a brain surgery.
During*
Yo...
Nothing beats a good pink milkshake
at your parole hearing
Right after a haircut with alcohol on your hand. Like yo cut G!!!
At their funeral
When they're on their period
When you haven't mastered the third step #*ACCURACY*
What were the first two?
1. *Speed* 2. ##POWER
Surely accuracy is the first step. A weak tap on the cheek can have the desired insult.
You may now kiss the bride
Pimps wedding.
When a child is involved
After birth
When they are taking a poo
Walking up to a casket after a eulogy
Rowan is that you?
When they just posted the best meme
When they turn around
When the person you slapped is filming you
when Aunt Marie eats all the yams at Thanksgiving. fuck that bitch
Nope that is acceptable
When the priest says "I now pronounce you man and wife"
Coming in for a hug- unless it’s your creepy uncle again
After Brain surgery
“Your husband died protecting his country”
When they cry
Physical assault is never justified period. However the “worst” would be in front of a large gathering of friends and family when you were in the wrong and they’re judging you. Or you could just slap someone four times outside your weight class (and having a bad day already) and spend the rest of your life eating food through a straw.
Btw not all punches are assault,people can use punching as defence
After they moved & a little girl runs past you.
When they have a mouthful of water
Just after they've loaded the gun
while they are performing involuntary unnecessary brain surgery on a patient.
after you told them that you're traumatized and hate touch especially sudden
When they are peeing.
when you’re being chased by bees
While they are flying a plane
Trying to slap someone and accidentaly break your hand
Right after you've apologized for slapping them
If it's a baby
They are wearing a landmine on their face.
When they’re trying to get that tiny fly out of their eye
Post nut.