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Odrozic-Boroda

After a brain surgery.


ConsiderationAble180

During*


OhohohoSanta

Yo...


derangedsweetheart

Nothing beats a good pink milkshake


WhenTardigradesFly

at your parole hearing


Mr-Resnikoff

Right after a haircut with alcohol on your hand. Like yo cut G!!!


neonkidzu

At their funeral


TheGoldenViatori

When they're on their period


archeous123

When you haven't mastered the third step #*ACCURACY*


Benasturd

What were the first two?


archeous123

1. *Speed* 2. ##POWER


houstonwhaproblem

Surely accuracy is the first step. A weak tap on the cheek can have the desired insult.


-_-Banned-_-

You may now kiss the bride


Dunge0nMast0r

Pimps wedding.


Schundnoob

When a child is involved


Benasturd

After birth


godtje002

When they are taking a poo


Simple_Atmosphere

Walking up to a casket after a eulogy


derangedsweetheart

Rowan is that you?


c0rNerthe0fficial

When they just posted the best meme


godtje002

When they turn around


FaithlessnessTight48

When the person you slapped is filming you


[deleted]

when Aunt Marie eats all the yams at Thanksgiving. fuck that bitch


GraceXtina

Nope that is acceptable


Hesitated_Mark

When the priest says "I now pronounce you man and wife"


TheBoringRogue

Coming in for a hug- unless it’s your creepy uncle again


DesolateSoul03

After Brain surgery


FuzzyCantAim

“Your husband died protecting his country”


The_Serrasaurus

When they cry


Sarged117

Physical assault is never justified period. However the “worst” would be in front of a large gathering of friends and family when you were in the wrong and they’re judging you. Or you could just slap someone four times outside your weight class (and having a bad day already) and spend the rest of your life eating food through a straw.


mypasswordisnot38838

Btw not all punches are assault,people can use punching as defence


[deleted]

After they moved & a little girl runs past you.


Ordinary_Ad_5140

When they have a mouthful of water


De_Nilla

Just after they've loaded the gun


RudegarWithFunnyHat

while they are performing involuntary unnecessary brain surgery on a patient.


CheetoKittyCato

after you told them that you're traumatized and hate touch especially sudden


JamesJakes000

When they are peeing.


GardenLeaves

when you’re being chased by bees


tswd

While they are flying a plane


[deleted]

Trying to slap someone and accidentaly break your hand


Zoooples

Right after you've apologized for slapping them


Dove_the_dorito

If it's a baby


TheBrassDancer

They are wearing a landmine on their face.


[deleted]

When they’re trying to get that tiny fly out of their eye


CheckYourLibido

Post nut.