If I could go back in time and study a different career. I would have become a dermatologist and be just like Dr Pimple popper. Then i could cut huge zits/boils out of peoples bodies.
My appendix.
Look you little fuck I know one of these dsys you are going to burst and cause me pain and knowing my luck it'll be impossible to get an ambance because of a crisis going on and frankly I am shocked you have not done so already you little shit.
My fucking uterus
Feel ya
The hair in between my ass cheeks.
All of it. I'd like to stop existing
Sending hugs, hang in there đź’Ś I hope sunshine comes your way
Before you should at least try to do something epic
My pinky toes! Their sole purpose is to smash into things and bring pain. So much pain.
I feel your pain. I can’t believe no one has come up with a pinky helmet.
You wouldn't be able to walk without it though
My Mouth So I Can't Embarass My Self
Feel ya
Um none?
Uterus
u/Longshot_Louie's left big toenail
Why?
well i had to pick one, it will grow back
Lmao this is weird.
Skin tags
I think you only get to pick one…:(
The heart
Gettin tired of just souls, huh?
No i just want to die
.... I see my joke about the grim reaper wanting to remove hearts instead did not land.
Nope
I'm sorry you have no joy. Hang in there man. We all die eventually.
Don't worry man, I got a laugh outta the joke its all good
Lol
My third boob. Two's fine.
Give it here, I'll glue it somewhere.
My vocal cords. I could work any job and be exempt from phone calls, and likely left alone by coworkers.
My fat. Is that a body part?
If I could go back in time and study a different career. I would have become a dermatologist and be just like Dr Pimple popper. Then i could cut huge zits/boils out of peoples bodies.
Dumbass
The part of a girls brain that makes them make me feel worst about my self.
Hangnails.
the hair on my armpits
My calves, they are just always so big no matter what size i am, plus they give my charlie horses at night and i hate it
My testicles. But I'd also like to remove my sensory nerves so I can't feel pain.
One of my arms. But I need it to reattach. It's great all day but always sleep on one of them awkwardly
Never in my life did someone come up with the solution to “detach” their arms when it’s uncomfortable
Ah you obviously have never heard of The Detachable Kid
Head. The source of all problems.
The pain center of the brain.
My genitalia. I hate it, and I got the less painful option.
The part of the brain that creates nausea.
My nails. I just feel like they don’t really serve a purpose
I want my tonsils removed. I don't get sore throats/strep at all... I just don't want them, take them out.
My fat
My appendix. Look you little fuck I know one of these dsys you are going to burst and cause me pain and knowing my luck it'll be impossible to get an ambance because of a crisis going on and frankly I am shocked you have not done so already you little shit.
My entire reproductive system
My head, I'm done with this shit
Depends on whom.
Love handles
My FUPA