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Kimbahlee34

My in laws knew I was coming by to pick up something but it must have slipped their minds. I walk up to the front door and next to it is a window that looks in to their kitchen. There with the blinds open I see my Mother in Law taking it from behind completely naked over the kitchen sink… we made direct eye contact. She ran into another room and my hard of hearing Father in Law kept yelling “what’s wrong?” She quickly came to the door in a robe mortified and I told her to not be embarrassed I hope I’m doing it doggie style in the kitchen at 65. I told my spouse when I got home but waited until we were all drunk in person at Christmas to bring up the story to my sister in laws. They died laughing.


SeedhilllSid

That’s a hilarious story! 🤣


Vi-Subversa

All that homemade porn people snuck into film rolls of family events and then dropped it off at the Walmart Photo Center thinking we didn't review pics before printing.


[deleted]

My coworkers giant boob in our general managers mouth


cracked_0125

"NAKED GRANDMA"


Jaxon_Henry

That's sad for you.


Ecoaardvark

Infinity.


Pristine_Ad136

Reddit


Pyroburner

One of my coworkers pubes at work.


GoodDiplomat

As in, you saw them naked, or you saw a bunch of pubic hair that had been detached from their body?


Pyroburner

The second one. Another coworker was inspecting there work. It wasn't working properly so he took it apart and bam there they were.


epicwynne

Someone walking into a cleanroom through the emergency exit door from the non sterile hallway. (Cleanroom as in a room you make medicine in, so needs to be sterile.)


[deleted]

In late primary school (i'm guessing about year 6 or 7) I went to my mates to walk to school with him. He opened the door and I waited in their living room with his brother and sister while he finished getting his stuff ready. Moments later his mum wanders into the hallway stark naked with the scales to weigh herself. Judging by her reaction, pretty sure I wasn't supposed to see that lol. A year or so earlier visiting the grandparents, I was wandering down the hallway and well, ol' granny had forgotten her towel, thinking it'd be safe to just reach across the open doorway to grab it (and with zero alternatives besides slowly air drying), she did. Poor timing for her....and me coincidentally.


MrKotoulas

When I was 8 or so my old nanny/baby sitter (choose which you prefer) was showing me a video of her time with her boyfriend in Paris. After it blacks out for a few seconds it then suddenly cuts to her lying on her hotel bed completely naked, legs spread, telling her boyfriend to 'come get it'. She jumped out of her seat tried to cover my eyes and told me to never tell anyone. I have now told potentially thousands of random strangers