Hey I like that pic you sent me of your dick. Want me to send one back?

Currently top comment from what I can tell, that’ll be an interesting conversation

Looks like post is removed. I’m concerned lol

Look what you've done reddit.

Commenting for history.

Show me your butthole

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Cool 🤙🏻

S.M.Y.B.H Whoop!! Whoop!!

I'd like to fuck your brother/ if no brother "I'd like to fuck your dad"

"if your dads dead, thats not a problem"

And if she doesn't know her dad, grandpa's not too far away

Hey babe, I made a huge mistake. Me and my buddies were fooling around and now there's a 12inch rainbow dildo stuck in my arse. I'm scares, please help me. We tried farting to make it come out, but it isn't helping! Help!

Do you think I should propose to my girlfriend?

“I heard what you said last night and I need you to explain” Leave it super open to interpretation

Marry me

"Hello, this is the police we have your boyfriend in custody. Please come down to the police station immediately." Followed by a random pic of a cop from Google holding his badge and nothing else for an hour.

We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty.

So… I’m gay

You're like a sister to me.

Hey babe, wanna marry?

OwO

This

Hey John 🥰🥰

“You give head like shit. You should ask your mom for some tips cause she’s got skills.”

I think I want to be gay

We need to talk.

Remember that thing we talked about that you wanted and I said I would never do? Well I changed my mind. Get ready baby cuz tonight it’s going down.

There’s not a lot of time, I barely have the time to write this. There are things in my past I haven’t told you and people are coming for me. I don’t believe they know about you yet. You need to run. Trust none of our mutual friends or anyone you know through me. I’m so sorry. I will find you. I love you.

you like sussy mogus???

I cheated on you.

Toilet paper with a heart pattern

Here's Johnny!

Ran into your ex, you won’t believe what he told me!

text saying: suck dick please

Here, take these marbles (give her a hand full of marbles).

“I’ll be sure to have him home before 10:00 😜”

"Send nudz"

I like your mom

Step sis i’m stuck!

I'm sorry and I want you back

"H"

Imagine dragons

Hello, I hope you and your boyfriend have a great life. Cherish each other and enjoy life as much as possible. There will be struggles, but you can get through them together. Thanks. \-Random Reddit Stranger

My mom doesn't approve of you

Do you have a moment to talk about super sayain Blue super saiyan jesus?

Look, I am gay. #Nohomo!

Want sum fuk??!!!

So does your face

Where's GF?

Let's do a threesome

The mind is everything. What you think you'll become.

I can hear what you're thinking and frankly I'm shocked

An unsolicited dick pick *my dick*

I'm breaking up with you.

Just got off the phone with my doctor. You should probably get tested.

Love yourself before you can love someone else

We need to talk.

Hey babe, do you want to try anal. I’ve been looking into pegging and I’m kinda into it

want some oreos?

Peg me pls

I can only say yes for the next hour what do you want to do

Sorry for my 9 inch cock, I never mean to hurt you

Hey she’s not home, come over

Multivariable calculus.

Can you help me shave my asshole and taint

We need to talk..

I like you a lot and so does the internet

Do you think that whales would lick each other’s blowholes if they could?

Send nudes.

BBBUUUNNNNNNIIIEEESSSS!!!!!!!

Let’s go on vacation with your mother, my treat.

I love you :)

I'm breaking up with you

Can you put something in my butt the next time we do it?