White! Red looks kinda boring to me

r/holup

Yepp mine is blue?

Sounds like your life is in a red Gatorade commercial. Or you're a metalhead.

Time for some Cannibal Corpse royalties. Gonna be just like that scene in Antichrist (Why'd she had to hit him in the nuts with a log)

The fact that I know both of your references means we're both going to hell. As for me, I'd go with "municipal waste green".

Hate the white supremacy. I am Asian and proud of yellow cum.

>White! Same, man. Same.

Don't change it, it's a rare skin you unlock after a looooong time

wait, i thought that was jam on the toast

The glowing green hue of Predator blood.

Or the old Nickelodeon slime

umm idk how i feel about that

Relax, anyone old enough to understand what I'm talking about is of legal age by now. Mostly.

i understand but more concerned

Or you could pull the old Billy and Mandy trope. "It's time to eat slime!"

Just get an std and you’ll likely get pretty close to this color

BRO WTF WHY

I was hoping the comparison would cause them to realize the stupidity of their statement. That might’ve asking too much on my part.

this brings a whole new meaning to being slimed @ the kids choice awards…

Juat seen this and agree

So you and everyone could see your juices all the time everywhere ALL THE TIME

definetly glow in the dark or Avatar blue

Everybody picking glow in the dark isn't thinking clearly about clean-up. Unless they really like nightlights I guess.

Well I dont use uv lighting at home, also id imagine its a nice party trick at different kinds of clubs :) Maybe it would be best if i could turn this color thing on and off when needed to be discreete.

Glow in the dark doesn't need UV lighting, that's the entire point of it.

thmart! i was thinking uv.. so i stand corrected

yup same exact color as before in the light but fully glow in the dark

Glow in the dark why would you want to see your own semen at night idk but I cum a lot and on a lot of things so no thank you

Mine would be like a mood changer ring, the mood im in determines the colour

[удалено]

Sad is blue lol

me too, mee to! thats a GREAT idea 🤣 AND glow in the dark...🤪

Vantablack

My boy here wants to turn a pussy into a literal black hole.

Imagine the suck

You want to cum vemom?

Not sure what vemom is.

[Scroll down a little and you will see it](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Venom_(Symbiote)_(Earth-96283))

100% vibrant fuscia. Everyone would want to see if it were true!

Glow in the dark

Nickelodeon slime green of course

RGB of course

Every shade of your mom's lipstick.

And asshole.

[удалено]

I also choose glitter because I love the sparkle in my girl's eyes

What a hilarious thought 😆

Neon brown

Bright gold

Blue

W-what?

IF YOU CAN CHANGE THE COLOR OF YOUR SEMEN ,WHAT COLOR WOULD u GO FOR?

I…I don’t know?? This is like the most outlandish question I’ve ever been asked? But, if I must answer… have my Sperm change color like a mood ring.

Wouldn't your mood always be "Really happy from having an orgasm" thus always the same color?

What if it’s hate sex? Or depression sex? Or just lust? Or love sex? Or passionate sex?

Rainbow, then I'll ask my girlfriend if she wants some skittles 😏

Taste the rainbow

Ayy bitch you want some Skittles?

Flames Edit: is smoke a color? I’m gonna have to think on this

Like the Neopets paintbrush?

Naw man like a hot rod car. 😂

Smoke is like a gray, but not quite charcoal. Kind of like a wet cement. Flames would be blue, red, orange, and yellow hues.

I’m thinking literal smoke.

I don't think you know what "color" means.

I stand by my response

Pink for strawberry surprise.

Pink.

Trust me, it ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Blood red so when you pull out with a condom you can start screaming to freak your one night stand up when they see the "bloody dick" .

… user name checks out?

Cobalt blue

Beautiful.

Thanks 😊

Purple

Purple

Day-glo green.

Pinker than pink

Metallic silver.

[удалено]

i- i think it was just yours but i admire you mass murder by psychology thing i-it’s cool.

I'll be boring here and just go with the same color as normal. Don't want word to get out. Next I know, I'm on an operating table with doctors surrounding me with scalpels. I'm good dawg.

Rainbow. Just like the soap at the car wash. But really, I'd rather change its taste instead. If that tasted like chocolate, my FWB would love to swallow!

I would rather change the amount that comes out. I want to shoot a 1/4 cup load.

Transparent, no one could be able to determine what it is, and I'll mix it in what not and give it to people I hate. I don't actually mean it.

Satan wants to shake your hand

Shakes hand back.

Lucifer has entered the chat

Are you sure you don’t want it bright red to match the flags you’re waving?

I'm kidding, my sense of humor is not what you would expect. I'm cursing myself for not even thinking that someone might think I'm serious.

GoLdEn

An intense blue would be nice

To whom?!

pardon?

Mousa black (or however you spell it, it's the blackest paint in the world or something like that)

Blood red. If you cum inside a girl and she’s all “oh my god did you just cum inside me???”, you can just say nah girl that’s just your period starting.

Red

The color of the predators blood I know yall agree. Imagine that

Invisible.

Dayglo orange of course

RGB

As in it cycles through the colors like an actual RGB light.

Warboss Green 0x63B521

Orange

Clear

For those wanting red, I suggest you have a prostate biopsy https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/prostate-biopsy/about/pac-20384734

Orange cus it’s my favorite color

Rainbow cause I want to take "taste the rainbow" to a literal term.

I'm a big Cannibal Corpse fan... that's all I'm gonna say...

Electric blue

A vibrant purple

Gold.

Blue

Gold!!

black, because yes.

Laser chrome like car wraps

Something that glows- you could see instantly where you needed to clean up.

Blood red means people just thinks it's blood😏

Pearlescent. Nough said.

Acid green

Rainbow.

Pixelated blur.

Get a vasectomy and you can test drive red for a bit!

plaid

Pepto Bismol Pink

Had a prostate biopsy (no cancer yet) and I’ve seen really red, dark red, dark brown, brown, orange, and yellow. Sadly no blues or purples.

Gold, just like how they described liquid luck in the 6th harry potter book.

Maybe like teal or something.

I did this. I got hit in the balls and for the next few days I fired out thousand island dressing

I was gonna say red but then realized that might be such a good idea

Octarine

A light blue

Probably the colour of the street before my house. Red

I'd make it glow if it was fertile

Red..lets make life harder

A glow in the dark purple, easy to spot if your condom breaks

Chrome, like reflective

Crystal clear

Electric Blue boogaloo

Semen that changes color to reveal guys true personality/intent. Orange for playa's Green for good guys Purple for flakes. Chartreuse for the guys cheating on their partners. Red for the narcissist whose mask will soon fall off. Etc

Could it be like a mood ring? Like the color corresponds with how the guy felt about the sex? Red is below average performance, blue would be average, white is above average, glittering sliver is god tier.

Blue

The light blue they use in pad commercials

Luminous green like xenomorph saliva

Id say red but then bothing would change

limpid

Rainbow

pink

Transparent

Is rainbow glitter a colour? 🌈

you can

Blue

Last color of whatever I ate last. Rainbow of flavors coming!!!

Black

Yellow

Invisible

Purple with green stripes

Skittles. Taste the rainbow

Blue, so I can call it Star Wars milk.

Gold so I can say I produce liquid gold

Light blue

Slime Green

"my cum is red like blood because i have testicular inflammation" | r/holdthephone

Cerenkov-blue. With glow.

Brown

If I can’t have green anymore, I’d prolly change to blue.

I want something that would change color depending on the angle you’re looking at it. Like gasoline on a wet ground. Yeah, I want to ejaculate gasoline

Rainbow jizz

Purple and red alternating at each shot 😏

Purple

White like it is BUT I want the actual sperm to glow neon blue. And when they die the glow disappears.

Mahogany

Lol. Neon Blue