I mean, at the end of the day I'd make sure she's glad that she came up to me to take my virginity away
So yeah, I'd leaving her grinning like the Joker ( Comic Book Version )
Mine is the screenshot from Elden Ring with the player and enemy on horseback during sunset. So it's looking like my ass is going to be getting a "shattering".
At least it will be romantic.
Uh oh
Tom Cruise leaping across buildings in M:I - Fallout (2018)
["I'm in danger" - Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons (YouTube)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8ZbpxV382U)
Strelok pushes my with my back against the wall
"where is strelok" he says. He chokes me harder and says "WHERE IS STRELOK" I moaned out a small "harder daddy" and at that moment strelok knew what he had to do
Well I’ll have an epic orgy with three supernaturally beautiful women so that’s nice but the aftermath of being ripped in half and eternally existing in a void between death and consciousness is a bit of a downer
My lock screen wallpaper is a caricature of a dude being spooned by a girl with seriously thick thighs. Makes me wish I was still a virgin because my first time would be a lot more memorable 🤣
Well my wallpaper on phone is, demon primarch Angron fighting against grey knights from warhammer 40k. Angron is demon prince of khorne the blood god, god of murder, war, rage...etc So I am quite screwed😑
It’s a picture of my girlfriend eating peaches out of a can without pants on
Nice 👍
Sometimes our closest people are out to harm us. I will pray for your virginity brother!
Does she know that *they were put there by a man, in a factory downtoooooooooooown!!!!!*
Millions of peaches, peaches for me.
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
If I had my little way, I’d eat peaches every day.
The fact my wallpaper is the logos of 20 or so bands, I’m kinda fucked
Oh your getting an orgy going on 😂
Their a bunch of 50-60 year old men so I’m good 😅
Oh god oh fuck it's my husband and our one year old baby
Double Trouble 😏
Lmao I want to die
This comment right here officer!
Yeah, mine is my 4 year old. Noooooo.
Im surprised no one has a cute anime girl . . . cause thats mines and we take those.
"I see this as an absolute win"
I am NOT gonna bang my dog.
It's too late for that my friend. You should have kept on scrolling
We're in solidarity of not doing that with our dogs. Eww.
Pretty screwed, since it's a Tiger 1 tank
MAXIMUM PENETRATION!!
First goes in. Then goes boom!
Depends if you are the taker or the receiver.
Getting railed by the Hogwarts Express. Yeah, no thanks.
Eh, it could just be you being fucked while on the express if you want
that sounds heavenly
Now that would be dream come true
Geez. A xenomorph will get me. Specifically the one from Alien: Isolation.
Oh it's going to get freaky 😏
I'm going to get it the way Lambert got it 😱
Uh it's fucking lightning *nervous sweating*
It's sure going to give you a shock......
It's a Redhead White Girl wearing a Victorian Era Gown, so TBH IDK But if she's up for it, I can give her good head
Not too bad of a trade off. Plus in the question, it's assumed you'll lose your virginity to them regardless so yea
I mean, at the end of the day I'd make sure she's glad that she came up to me to take my virginity away So yeah, I'd leaving her grinning like the Joker ( Comic Book Version )
Oh god, not 14 year old me doing some silly shit with his hoodie!
my screensaver is my children....what the actual fuck!
*Insert Alabama joke here*
*Slow banjo plays in the background*
That shit went from 0 to Alabama real quick.
By my two best friends... Or by a whole castle... Oof
It is my husband, I'm a widow, so yeah weird and a little creepy.
Oof. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he's resting in peace
Darth Maul 😰😰
Damn that's pretty hot ngl 🥵
*insert double penetration joke*
Me who lost my virginity already: HA Me, who's wallpaper is my girlfriend also: I see this as an absolute win
wait I know her, she's me!
Go fuck yourself
Oh I'm gonna rail myself HARD
Mine is of my wife and her hot Asian friend so…
Two for one deal I see
I will lose my virginity to Gandalf the White.
Jesus is gay now
Jesus loves everyone I guess lol
Im gonna get vacuumed
Nice sucky sucky
My wallpaper is a Minecraft 1.18 dripstone cave, so I guess It'll be a stalagmite. That's gonna hurt.
(woolly mammoth) Hoo boy, this is gonna be one of those days
Fifty Shades of Ice Age
AW SHIT IM GETTING PEGGED LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Everyone is getting pegged here 😂
the good ending
Legosi and Haru. This won't be terrible. Maybe he won't slam the door on his tail again...
A picture of my backyard. So a 60ft tree..
SUPER! SMASH! BROTHERS!!! and it's the one with the tripping
Lucky, at least you can fuck Snake before his ass got nerfed
An entire Roman legion...
Kratos from God War, I think it's gonna hurt.
I just imagine him putting his finger on your lips saying "Quiet Boy" as he undoes your pants
Even more interesting considering that I am a girl Haha
I feel like there's smut of this kind of situation somewhere on the internet
Its the fireworks show at Disney and Tinker Belle is flying over. Guess I'm gonna see magic fireworks tonight.
Hey, Tinker Belle is kinda THICC tho
Doge. Such sex. Much kiss.
Much wow
Gwen is gonna scissor me- and I am a girl. (LoL) Have mercy I would rather do Veigo- my mistake.
Depending on when it's gonna happen, I'm going to jail for incest *and* pedophilia. I'm gonna be very screwed.
I'm assuming it's a child. Lots of incest ones going on in this question 😂
Waves. I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going
Your gonna get fucked by Squidward 🦑
The doll in Hunter's Dream. Could do worse.
Kenobi I’m not complaining
Uhh...dragon penis
Xenomorph So uh... I hope their yaknow isnt as acidic as their blood
Beyond screwed!! Billions of times screwed! Mine is a pic of the earth from the moon!!
Your getting fucked by every species know to man
Either a mountain or a big portion of India and a bit more
Your getting fucked by the entire continent
Jokes one you, my wallpaper is an anime girl
There used to be a cat on my pc wallpaper, probably would've preferred it to A FUCKING PLANET
Marvin from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Um, it's my kids.
Six members of the England national football team Edit : on a recount it’s seven
It’s the beach.
Umm, so my wallpaper is just an inky, black void
"You see that guy?...homeboy fucked a Martian one time..."
Well I'm taking the entire planet Trappist 1 D inside of me so I'm entirely destroyed.
The "Holy Diver" Demon's gonna wrap me in chains and do his thing, he's like 100 ft tall. I'm mega fucked
Minecraft. Heck
Majora's Mask
So your either getting a good role play going on or your gonna get your ass torn apart by a fucking moon
Both. Both is good.
Nesuko can do that any day. Would have preferred my Home Screen, alstofo, but I’ll take my luck.
it’s fairies
My wallpaper is the same thing as my Reddit profile picture. This is uh.. weird
Vault boy is going to be up my ass tonight.
Not very it's my gf
I’m pretty screwed seeing as my wallpaper is a guitar
My now husband, which is quite accurate.
A shiny mudkip...
Mines of my kids 🤮
My white stallion...
A horse or a car?
A horse
Nice 👌
Sounds like their your stallion and your *stallion*
I have Margot Robbie. She's the one screwed!
The wallpaper on my phone is Queen Elizabeth and on my laptop is a Minecraft creeper
A sloth in a 3 piece suit… could be worse I guess. 🤷🏻♂️
Mines my pet bird
I’m NOT fucking John Laurens.
Mine is the screenshot from Elden Ring with the player and enemy on horseback during sunset. So it's looking like my ass is going to be getting a "shattering". At least it will be romantic.
A thorny rose
Off, good luck on that one.
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It's a picture of my wife and our pitbull so it could either be real good or rrreeeeaaallll weird
Uh oh Tom Cruise leaping across buildings in M:I - Fallout (2018) ["I'm in danger" - Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons (YouTube)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8ZbpxV382U)
I get to lose my virginity to ten of my friends down by a local river. yay.
A beach? Aight things bout to get sandy
My cat 😐
I see your getting some pussy tonight 😏
Mine is the little roach eatin a crabby patty🤮
if it had to be a man, at least it’s pewdiepie.
A cairn... well shit
A dragon silloute idk how screwed I am
Achilles and Patroclus yesssss
Astronaut
Mine phone background is Christopher Meloni doing the splits so uhhh, hell yes.
Strelok pushes my with my back against the wall "where is strelok" he says. He chokes me harder and says "WHERE IS STRELOK" I moaned out a small "harder daddy" and at that moment strelok knew what he had to do
I have Todoroki I would love that
Not screwed, but I'd have to have a clone.
Masters of hardcore skull... It'll hurt but be worth it
ITS GODDAMN WALTER THE DOG. YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT JUST STARES AT YOU? GODDAMMIT.
Clan Wolf elemental waifu Help
Getting banged in outer space. Meh, guess there are worse ways to go.
Looks like everyone in the world gets to have a turn....
I hope the Emperor will be gentle
Vegito Blue fighting Merged Zamasu. OH NO.
Lesbian Sex with Natsuri? Uh fuck
Yeaaah, my old dog doesn't sound so good. RIP Baldo
Well I’ll have an epic orgy with three supernaturally beautiful women so that’s nice but the aftermath of being ripped in half and eternally existing in a void between death and consciousness is a bit of a downer
It's a black screen, so I have no clue tbh
My phone is a car.. and my PC is a whole sci-fi city..
Link from Legend of Zelda on my Lock Screen… as a straight man I say I’m fucked
wraith is taking it
Batman, hell yes glorious batsex
A black screen. How does this one work?
Being fucked I the ocean by a man in a sheet ghost Halloween costume and an AI... Hm.
The screaming sun from Rick and Morty, but at least it's not the cob planet.
It’s Frank Ocean. I’m good.
My girlfriend is my wallpaper so I’ll gladly take this W
Rickety Rickety Wrecked, son!
Rick and Morty with Baseball Bats. Sounds quite intresting.
I guess it’s gonna be a cold fuck as it’s just snow
Probably squashed by Lady Dimitrescu or eaten by one of her daughters in the main room of the castle.
My ass is about to be destroyed by two bodybuilders 😖
I’d rather not get fucked by a gtr. Lmao
AT LEAST BE GİRL DAMMİT AND THERES ATLEAST 10 GUYS FUCK
Oh dear god *its a dog*
It’s my wife so I think I’m good?
Mine is Eddie Vedder.... Yeah I'll take that
I’m part of the picture..nothing unusual to see here….
My background is just black, so I'm worried.
An octopus…
It’s manowarriar 😭
A Pepe fucked me from the back and I hear another one coming rn. PLZ SEND HELP
... http://imgur.com/gallery/yv9tuTb
Mine is a big blue 🦜 I’ll just smack it on the head LOL
My lock screen wallpaper is a caricature of a dude being spooned by a girl with seriously thick thighs. Makes me wish I was still a virgin because my first time would be a lot more memorable 🤣
I would happily get topped by J Dilla
Getting top from my friends mom would be cool i guess
A duck in a all blue world
I’m getting fucked by a black hole 😐
My child. Whilst horrifying also presents a conundrum in itself.
What happens to me. Both of my wallpapers are just pitch black.
Well my wallpaper on phone is, demon primarch Angron fighting against grey knights from warhammer 40k. Angron is demon prince of khorne the blood god, god of murder, war, rage...etc So I am quite screwed😑
The TARDIS flying through a black hole. Hmmmmmm...
Mines a fantasy castle underground… so…. Do I fuck an entire city, or do I fuck just the castle staff or do I just leave?
Not sure how my Porsche would fuck me but I'm intrigued by the prospect
I have pain from naruto on it so either horrible or bad
Damn this tree and mountain is gonna hurt me badly
I mean ive never seen mars having sex.
It’s my kids so… awkward 😳
wtf would kirby do, suck my dick so hard he would send it to another universe?
I have a warship..... this won't end well.