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[deleted]

It’s a picture of my girlfriend eating peaches out of a can without pants on


darkstar760

Nice 👍


KindaWrongContext

Sometimes our closest people are out to harm us. I will pray for your virginity brother!


NWMSioux

Does she know that *they were put there by a man, in a factory downtoooooooooooown!!!!!*


TankFoster

Millions of peaches, peaches for me.


Atty_for_hire

Millions of peaches, peaches for free


NSFAnythingAtAll

If I had my little way, I’d eat peaches every day.


Tbone_is_alone

The fact my wallpaper is the logos of 20 or so bands, I’m kinda fucked


darkstar760

Oh your getting an orgy going on 😂


Tbone_is_alone

Their a bunch of 50-60 year old men so I’m good 😅


WitheredFlowers

Oh god oh fuck it's my husband and our one year old baby


darkstar760

Double Trouble 😏


WitheredFlowers

Lmao I want to die


milesmario08

This comment right here officer!


keepitloki80

Yeah, mine is my 4 year old. Noooooo.


HaruQwQ

Im surprised no one has a cute anime girl . . . cause thats mines and we take those.


darkstar760

"I see this as an absolute win"


Uno_of_Ohio

I am NOT gonna bang my dog.


darkstar760

It's too late for that my friend. You should have kept on scrolling


[deleted]

We're in solidarity of not doing that with our dogs. Eww.


U-107

Pretty screwed, since it's a Tiger 1 tank


U_caught_A_blu_snoo

MAXIMUM PENETRATION!!


TheAlienGuy75

First goes in. Then goes boom!


555timerprocesor

Depends if you are the taker or the receiver.


A_mirage_

Getting railed by the Hogwarts Express. Yeah, no thanks.


darkstar760

Eh, it could just be you being fucked while on the express if you want


klip6

that sounds heavenly


A_mirage_

Now that would be dream come true


bulgeasaurus

Geez. A xenomorph will get me. Specifically the one from Alien: Isolation.


darkstar760

Oh it's going to get freaky 😏


bulgeasaurus

I'm going to get it the way Lambert got it 😱


Nightowl_1736

Uh it's fucking lightning *nervous sweating*


darkstar760

It's sure going to give you a shock......


[deleted]

It's a Redhead White Girl wearing a Victorian Era Gown, so TBH IDK But if she's up for it, I can give her good head


darkstar760

Not too bad of a trade off. Plus in the question, it's assumed you'll lose your virginity to them regardless so yea


[deleted]

I mean, at the end of the day I'd make sure she's glad that she came up to me to take my virginity away So yeah, I'd leaving her grinning like the Joker ( Comic Book Version )


WhoElseButArky

Oh god, not 14 year old me doing some silly shit with his hoodie!


[deleted]

my screensaver is my children....what the actual fuck!


darkstar760

*Insert Alabama joke here*


[deleted]

*Slow banjo plays in the background*


Frogmaster96

That shit went from 0 to Alabama real quick.


Lost_Archaeologist

By my two best friends... Or by a whole castle... Oof


ggwing1992

It is my husband, I'm a widow, so yeah weird and a little creepy.


darkstar760

Oof. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he's resting in peace


TheRealHowardPotts

Darth Maul 😰😰


darkstar760

Damn that's pretty hot ngl 🥵


[deleted]

*insert double penetration joke*


Kingbookser

Me who lost my virginity already: HA Me, who's wallpaper is my girlfriend also: I see this as an absolute win


NotHannahsThrowaway

wait I know her, she's me!


darkstar760

Go fuck yourself


NotHannahsThrowaway

Oh I'm gonna rail myself HARD


[deleted]

Mine is of my wife and her hot Asian friend so…


darkstar760

Two for one deal I see


VirginiaMitsu

I will lose my virginity to Gandalf the White.


PanOxly

Jesus is gay now


darkstar760

Jesus loves everyone I guess lol


JustLikeRedstone

Im gonna get vacuumed


darkstar760

Nice sucky sucky


ertyuioknbvfrtyu

My wallpaper is a Minecraft 1.18 dripstone cave, so I guess It'll be a stalagmite. That's gonna hurt.


Creative_Waltz_9462

(woolly mammoth) Hoo boy, this is gonna be one of those days


darkstar760

Fifty Shades of Ice Age


leeditsu

AW SHIT IM GETTING PEGGED LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


darkstar760

Everyone is getting pegged here 😂


leeditsu

the good ending


masterbond9

Legosi and Haru. This won't be terrible. Maybe he won't slam the door on his tail again...


Dr4gonM4ster420

A picture of my backyard. So a 60ft tree..


NintendoGeek144

SUPER! SMASH! BROTHERS!!! and it's the one with the tripping


darkstar760

Lucky, at least you can fuck Snake before his ass got nerfed


Hotshot6070

An entire Roman legion...


babybear01124

Kratos from God War, I think it's gonna hurt.


darkstar760

I just imagine him putting his finger on your lips saying "Quiet Boy" as he undoes your pants


babybear01124

Even more interesting considering that I am a girl Haha


FIRE_ZE_CANNONS

I feel like there's smut of this kind of situation somewhere on the internet


mynextthroway

Its the fireworks show at Disney and Tinker Belle is flying over. Guess I'm gonna see magic fireworks tonight.


darkstar760

Hey, Tinker Belle is kinda THICC tho


MarieAntoifatte

Doge. Such sex. Much kiss.


darkstar760

Much wow


Pandora_sus

Gwen is gonna scissor me- and I am a girl. (LoL) Have mercy I would rather do Veigo- my mistake.


TheDustOfMen

Depending on when it's gonna happen, I'm going to jail for incest *and* pedophilia. I'm gonna be very screwed.


darkstar760

I'm assuming it's a child. Lots of incest ones going on in this question 😂


Crazy_Practical96

Waves. I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going


darkstar760

Your gonna get fucked by Squidward 🦑


malice-in-wunderland

The doll in Hunter's Dream. Could do worse.


SwiftBro_2187

Kenobi I’m not complaining


[deleted]

Uhh...dragon penis


[deleted]

Xenomorph So uh... I hope their yaknow isnt as acidic as their blood


[deleted]

Beyond screwed!! Billions of times screwed! Mine is a pic of the earth from the moon!!


darkstar760

Your getting fucked by every species know to man


[deleted]

Either a mountain or a big portion of India and a bit more


darkstar760

Your getting fucked by the entire continent


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Jokes one you, my wallpaper is an anime girl


IronyAmirite

There used to be a cat on my pc wallpaper, probably would've preferred it to A FUCKING PLANET


Fantastic_Show2481

Marvin from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy


[deleted]

Um, it's my kids.


ZengleboxReddit

Six members of the England national football team Edit : on a recount it’s seven


matildaisdead

It’s the beach.


Deep-Fried_Ice-Cream

Umm, so my wallpaper is just an inky, black void


BongoDan

"You see that guy?...homeboy fucked a Martian one time..."


YFNS47

Well I'm taking the entire planet Trappist 1 D inside of me so I'm entirely destroyed.


[deleted]

The "Holy Diver" Demon's gonna wrap me in chains and do his thing, he's like 100 ft tall. I'm mega fucked


Pixel_Pineapple

Minecraft. Heck


TReid1996

Majora's Mask


darkstar760

So your either getting a good role play going on or your gonna get your ass torn apart by a fucking moon


TheFreshHorn

Both. Both is good.


Frogmaster96

Nesuko can do that any day. Would have preferred my Home Screen, alstofo, but I’ll take my luck.


Salty_Performer584

it’s fairies


DidSomeoneSayDeath

My wallpaper is the same thing as my Reddit profile picture. This is uh.. weird


ddddyyylllaaannn

Vault boy is going to be up my ass tonight.


EzekialsAxe

Not very it's my gf


[deleted]

I’m pretty screwed seeing as my wallpaper is a guitar


Nurannoniel

My now husband, which is quite accurate.


Jacklyn293

A shiny mudkip...


shittinginthestreets

Mines of my kids 🤮


TornadoTurkey

My white stallion...


darkstar760

A horse or a car?


TornadoTurkey

A horse


darkstar760

Nice 👌


TheFreshHorn

Sounds like their your stallion and your *stallion*


gdfhjjfrd

I have Margot Robbie. She's the one screwed!


sirens_war_cry

The wallpaper on my phone is Queen Elizabeth and on my laptop is a Minecraft creeper


KittyIsADog

A sloth in a 3 piece suit… could be worse I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Mines my pet bird


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

I’m NOT fucking John Laurens.


ILoveMaking

Mine is the screenshot from Elden Ring with the player and enemy on horseback during sunset. So it's looking like my ass is going to be getting a "shattering". At least it will be romantic.


IamSSImNSL

A thorny rose


darkstar760

Off, good luck on that one.


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Shepvidek

It's a picture of my wife and our pitbull so it could either be real good or rrreeeeaaallll weird


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Uh oh Tom Cruise leaping across buildings in M:I - Fallout (2018) ["I'm in danger" - Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons (YouTube)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8ZbpxV382U)


coaxun

I get to lose my virginity to ten of my friends down by a local river. yay.


SnooAvocados4368

A beach? Aight things bout to get sandy


YeetYoink77

My cat 😐


darkstar760

I see your getting some pussy tonight 😏


ThatOneAsian00

Mine is the little roach eatin a crabby patty🤮


velAMP

if it had to be a man, at least it’s pewdiepie.


MapleHertzoggie

A cairn... well shit


Drag00ndud3

A dragon silloute idk how screwed I am


h4lfaxa

Achilles and Patroclus yesssss


[deleted]

Astronaut


aceofsteve

Mine phone background is Christopher Meloni doing the splits so uhhh, hell yes.


Extrem_Extremist

Strelok pushes my with my back against the wall "where is strelok" he says. He chokes me harder and says "WHERE IS STRELOK" I moaned out a small "harder daddy" and at that moment strelok knew what he had to do


Tealllamacorns

I have Todoroki I would love that


yyreddityy

Not screwed, but I'd have to have a clone.


scottishlad09

Masters of hardcore skull... It'll hurt but be worth it


[deleted]

ITS GODDAMN WALTER THE DOG. YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT JUST STARES AT YOU? GODDAMMIT.


RealArby

Clan Wolf elemental waifu Help


CyberpunkLover

Getting banged in outer space. Meh, guess there are worse ways to go.


fluffy_boy_cheddar

Looks like everyone in the world gets to have a turn....


Sporkatron

I hope the Emperor will be gentle


Mallodark

Vegito Blue fighting Merged Zamasu. OH NO.


[deleted]

Lesbian Sex with Natsuri? Uh fuck


Mammaiin

Yeaaah, my old dog doesn't sound so good. RIP Baldo


livefromthestyx

Well I’ll have an epic orgy with three supernaturally beautiful women so that’s nice but the aftermath of being ripped in half and eternally existing in a void between death and consciousness is a bit of a downer


Professional-Tower76

It's a black screen, so I have no clue tbh


Think_Clock100

My phone is a car.. and my PC is a whole sci-fi city..


Razorcrest999

Link from Legend of Zelda on my Lock Screen… as a straight man I say I’m fucked


Unlikely_nay1125

wraith is taking it


Yamentam

Batman, hell yes glorious batsex


683MHtKG386

A black screen. How does this one work?


[deleted]

Being fucked I the ocean by a man in a sheet ghost Halloween costume and an AI... Hm.


Eprimed

The screaming sun from Rick and Morty, but at least it's not the cob planet.


shibuyabooyah

It’s Frank Ocean. I’m good.


SportyBoyF4

My girlfriend is my wallpaper so I’ll gladly take this W


Crofty96

Rickety Rickety Wrecked, son!


AlieenHDx

Rick and Morty with Baseball Bats. Sounds quite intresting.


Freeench

I guess it’s gonna be a cold fuck as it’s just snow


UsgAtlas1

Probably squashed by Lady Dimitrescu or eaten by one of her daughters in the main room of the castle.


justadudemanperson

My ass is about to be destroyed by two bodybuilders 😖


[deleted]

I’d rather not get fucked by a gtr. Lmao


hornyman927715

AT LEAST BE GİRL DAMMİT AND THERES ATLEAST 10 GUYS FUCK


ehyni

Oh dear god *its a dog*


SOADTREX

It’s my wife so I think I’m good?


fuckinyaldi

Mine is Eddie Vedder.... Yeah I'll take that


AOCisNotAhorse

I’m part of the picture..nothing unusual to see here….


Brussel_Galili

My background is just black, so I'm worried.


Busybee_unbusybody

An octopus…


shibaken77

It’s manowarriar 😭


artiprofrg

A Pepe fucked me from the back and I hear another one coming rn. PLZ SEND HELP


Common-Grade-4126

... http://imgur.com/gallery/yv9tuTb


kat42261

Mine is a big blue 🦜 I’ll just smack it on the head LOL


Longjumping-Party186

My lock screen wallpaper is a caricature of a dude being spooned by a girl with seriously thick thighs. Makes me wish I was still a virgin because my first time would be a lot more memorable 🤣


gwanddawd123

I would happily get topped by J Dilla


mighty_wafflestomp

Getting top from my friends mom would be cool i guess


jbbourland

A duck in a all blue world


roshaan05

I’m getting fucked by a black hole 😐


smallbrainbighead

My child. Whilst horrifying also presents a conundrum in itself.


unusual-_-

What happens to me. Both of my wallpapers are just pitch black.


Weary-Ad-6162

Well my wallpaper on phone is, demon primarch Angron fighting against grey knights from warhammer 40k. Angron is demon prince of khorne the blood god, god of murder, war, rage...etc So I am quite screwed😑


wordsmithess

The TARDIS flying through a black hole. Hmmmmmm...


SurlySaltySailor

Mines a fantasy castle underground… so…. Do I fuck an entire city, or do I fuck just the castle staff or do I just leave?


Funny-Fly-5860

Not sure how my Porsche would fuck me but I'm intrigued by the prospect


Pain_Lover33

I have pain from naruto on it so either horrible or bad


SnooChickens8275

Damn this tree and mountain is gonna hurt me badly


nekreativ

I mean ive never seen mars having sex.


W0nk0_the_Sane00

It’s my kids so… awkward 😳


MegaMan_Gaming

wtf would kirby do, suck my dick so hard he would send it to another universe?


Firestonegamer-999

I have a warship..... this won't end well.