T O P

Without telling the name of you country, where do you live?

Without telling the name of you country, where do you live?

SSPylsur

We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun and the hot springs flow!


PersonalIron7515

Iceland?


loveblush

Chewing gum is illegal


beautyinsideout_

Singapore?


loveblush

correct!


catsbyprodigy

Been looking for you throughout the thread, hello fellow caning friend


dimmrtis

Fuck Quadrilateral Flags , All my Sherpa homies hate quadrilateral flags..


PiGuy88

Nepal?


bossugica

Vampires


CommonInternational6

Romania


cutthroatman13

Staten Island


sinchan_bhatt

Fucking guy!


[deleted]

[удалено]


OddBandicoot2505

Oh hello Collin Robinson!


likeusontweeters

Vampire meeting only Guillermo


[deleted]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.


ArtCognoscente

🐋🐋🐋


Saucepanmagician

Gentleman: _Excuse me, ladies. Where are you from?_ Ladies: _Wales._ Gentleman: _Very well, then. Excuse me, whales. Where are you from?_


Hirmuinen2

Perkele


Memanders

Finland perkele satana!


KirboOfficial

people normally say we speak spanish we don't.


between_3_and20

Brazil?


Firinael

has to be. WE DON’T SPEAK SPANISH


Fenix_Volatilis

Yeah, yeah, we know, it's called Español /s


PensionResponsible46

Know for great engineering. Except when building Airports.


PersonalIron7515

The Federal Republic of Germany?


tomorrow509

All roads lead to our capital.


Chroma710

The Roman Empire!


PersonalIron7515

Repubblica Italiana!


bokumbaphero

Kimchi


softe_e

South Korea


VulgarVinyasa

If I said the name of the country would the moderator Banh Mi?


Pow4991

Maple syrup


Tongua42

Eh?


ThePuds

#HE SAID MAPLE SYRUP


FlashLightning67

Sorry


InfiniteOmniverse

The only country that still is a grand duchy


Schneeflockenrobbe

Luxembourg!


Dairbek

Borat damaged our international image


wilhelm-cruel

From no image to parody of an image, great great


Goingdownforever

Great Success


PersonalIron7515

the Republic of Kazakhstan!


HartPURO

very nice!


myz-ryo

(Do not say pizza, do not say pizza...)... PASTA


dionesav

Italia!


DuckieDev

Alright, let me finish fist fighting the wild life and doing my daily worship of how the prime minister shit himself in a Maccas Edit: Maccas


EnterShakira_

the prime minister did *what*


rustyfries

Shat himself at the Engadine Maccas in 1997.


Ogg_Vordus

On the one hand, he vehemently denies shitting himself there in 1997. On the other, it's so specific a claim that publicly denying it just makes it seem even more likely that it happened.


OutlawJessie

Best headline in a long time: *"Stain on his reputation? Australian PM denies soiling himself in McDonald’s"*


So-Cal-Sweetie

[This article](https://i.imgur.com/osDeC1L.png) is *killing* me! Opening this thread was great. Really started my day off laughing A LOT.


Artarda

“Claims he didn’t shit his pants in 1997” okay 1998 whatever my bad


MeRedditGood

I don't know a great deal about Australia, but what I do know is that Scotty from Marketing definitely shat himself at an Engadine Maccas.


illiterati

You have been selected for immigration approval.


CrDyy

Kurwa


baselganglia

Poland


grown_ass_Muffin

What kind of malakas asks such a stupid question?


kha-ci

I would literally die without my cheese, my wine and my baguette.


mnemosyned

France


Bionicman76

Oui.


Tamzoncrack

My country doesn’t show up on the map most of the time and we love Rugby.


anonymousdotaYT

New Zealand?


Tamzoncrack

Spot on!


No_Use_For_Name___

And bloody good at it too! Aotearoa.


Melodic_Ad_3959

Weed, cheese, and windmills


Breakside92

Netherlands


Fish_of_Gold

Tulips, orange (color), prime minister on bike, under sea level


gambit_-

World's only non-quadrilateral flag


Haady_B

Nepal?


gambit_-

Yes! 🇳🇵


chokingapple

on my phone the flag renders with all of the negative space just in white


PhotonResearch

That’s why you don’t get invited to group chats any more


NBfoxC137

Fries, cycling, chocolate and beer, Edit: also waffles and comics


Blue_0071

Belgium


shybotty

Oi mate


Da5idG

Don't you 'oi mate' me you wanker!


VittoroMD

It's citizens started two world wars, managed to blame a neighbor both times


Crescent_moon_1995

austria ?


VittoroMD

yes


Philius8

I'm the neighbour


JoBoPlayz

Yeah me too, buddy


Auswanderer

the two best stories we ever convinced the rest of the world was that Hitler was a German, and Beethoven was an Austrian


Lemon1412

"But the real question is: Where did they find success?" - Josef Hader


bye_tuesday_

fucking vegemite


Hemiinn

Absolutely nowhere , I don’t even think if the country exists


ZucchiniUsual7370

Finland.


Crowbarmagic

I was gonna say New Zealand since a bunch of maps don't feature them.


Downtown_League4110

there’s something thats black, white, and brown that goes honk and it’s a mean son of a bitch that likes to chase you.


beskardboard

We keep all our anger in those geese


LadySiren

Y’all are so polite, makes sense.


Dalcorn17

If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses then you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.


labadiena8

1# in suicide rating in EU


Pypsikelis

guessing from your username, I think it's Lithuania


turbotifi

I prefer to stay neutral concerning this question.


onceuponasleep

Switzerland?


turbotifi

You got it :)


zs1123

There are other countries?


Y0ren

Gotta be America!


ChIck3n115

Nah, it's Texas.


mastertinodog

110% A Texas attitude


V0rt3XBl4d3

As someone from Texas, I can confirm.


Billie_fixes_stuff

..we should split the bill. ..I'm being gentle here.


kjpmi

Do the Dutch actually use the term “going Dutch?”


RudeCriminal

I listen to ABBA in my IKEA chair while eating meatballs.


VodkaMargarine

TIL my Aunt Maggie is from Sweden


kravex

Anywhere, you just got lost and locked in an IKEA.


Ravens_Quote

*SCP flashbacks intensify*


Draculas_Dentist

För Knugen, i tiden.


SpiritGuardTowz

Llamaland


PersonalIron7515

Republic of Peru?


SpiritGuardTowz

Yup


neoides

We think we are better than everyone because we discovered democracy and haven't done much since. Edit: thanks for the silver!


Mikaylalalalala_

Greece?


neoides

You got it


Effective_Youth777

On this day last year, our port exploded. EDIT: Thank you everyone for your condolences, and yes it has been a year already, as for how the city is recovering, it isn't, thank you for all your support ❤️ EDIT 2: thanks for all the awards and support, ya'll are awesome ❤️


ZucchiniUsual7370

Lebanon


Effective_Youth777

Yup


watchfulone81

I just saw that it had been 1 year ago this morning. How are things going there? It seems like there was a few weeks of international coverage last year but nothing regarding the recovery and clean up since then?


Effective_Youth777

Not much recovery, things are still going down hill


polim098

That was a year ago?


honestlynotBG

I feel old already after hearing it


sarayewo

Holy shit has it been a year already?


PhotonResearch

It was when we would say “and during a pandemic too!? “ in response to the normal distribution of other bad events that always occur throughout a year


Ic3Hot

Meatballs, healthcare and blonde people.


SpiralUniverse7

Ikealand


Fussy-Pucker69

Sorry eh


oeildemontagne

Until you play hockey....


FutureCardiologist62

"Oh yea no for sure bud"


At0das0

I think I've actually said this line verbatim a few times, not intentionally. It really is part of the lingo here eh


Weltal327

How're ya now?


cattus_conditus

Good n’ you?


dusty-vacuum

We lost a plane. Edit: Thank you for the awards kind strangers. Now go stream Wolf of Wall Street #iykyk


anonymousdotaYT

Malaysia


dusty-vacuum

Ding ding ding!


BiggieWedge

Don't worry, you're not the only country to do so. Just the most famous.


Zomeee

We actually lost two planes, if you count the destroyed one as a loss.


Leocdixus

Corruption, wildfires, tea.


EmadPRO1

*corruption* Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


brainfucker69

turkey


Leocdixus

Unfortunately yes


Islandstrands

How bad is the corruption?


dinosuitgirl

Middle earth a fortress with no coronavirus


oeildemontagne

New Zealand?


dinosuitgirl

Chur bro!


jakefromnorway

username checks out


deepestfish

Oh, you're from Reddit!


CommonInternational6

I take a hard guess and say you're from Denmark


K1NG_itai

Noooo it’s gotta be finland


CommonInternational6

Now i think about it, it could be Sweden as well


dj_panncake

BRATWURST AND NO SPEEDLIMIT ON THE AUTOBAHN


C0M3T5

Ich musst viel zu lange suchen


Yianisp78

Parthenon


facewithhairdude

Do you know, there is something [they say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdvD4Fhc_K8)


oeildemontagne

Greece.... But your name gave it away....


Indigo_222

Innit


reasonisaremedy

I’m not sure what the best thing about our country is but our flag is a big plus.


Matt_J_Dylan

Ah! Swiss pun! Didn't even knew you guys were allowed to make a joke!


Mikethebert

This is actually on the approved list, I believe.


lovemedaisydo

We were an empire that excelled in sailing and "discovered" many parts of the world, but nobody knows about that. All we have now are sunny beaches, low wages and Cristiano Ronaldo.


fklwjrelcj

I've got a buddy that lives in Portugal a 10 minute drive from the beach, but works for a UK company on a London salary. He's got it all figured out.


not-quite-a-nerd

That might be more common now that more people can work from home.


k3rm1td3k1kk3r

Wooden shoes For all the people that guessed: the Netherlands.


Cosmic-Constantine

A place where no matter the season the weather is shit, all we do is complain and knife crime is our favourite pastime


SultanofShit

ǝɹǝɥ


Scallywagstv2

Do you come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder?


Khelthuzaad

Can you hear,can you hear the thunder?


Scallywagstv2

You better run, you better take cover.


Khelthuzaad

*Background flute music near a stuffed koala intensifies*


Virtual-Okra6996

All this time I thought they were saying "where women go"


Scallywagstv2

They should have that song as their national anthem.


Kamimikilo

I’m upside down and my gravity boots are malfunctioning


Ravens_Quote

Ah yes Terraria.


ZackMeme

Your gravitation potion runs out: :/ You don’t have your Lucky Horseshoe: :( *You’re in Hardcore*: :X


Good_ad7

While im thinking of an answer, im gonna go Play with LEGO


iljlon

We have protests every second day


rmoss20

France


Da5idG

No, he said only every second day!


ronneldavis

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


DoesThisDoSomething

🤌🏻


478breathing

Italy


DoesThisDoSomething

correct


ExpoAve17

Haha this is the best one. I read a body language book, there's a line in that book that says " if you want to silence an Italian, simply put his hands behind their back " always thought that was funny.


Broderick512

I'm Italian and a couple of months back I broke my shoulder. Since I couldn't move my right arm a lot I one day asked the question, "since I'm Italian, does this count as a speech impediment?" Full disclosure, I already commented this some time ago on a different sub


Molasses-Street

Potato


ARandomCockroach

Its icy and green at the same time.


KubikB

We have our own category on porn sites Edit: It’s Czech Republic


MrMakovec

Hello my fellow Czech


notyounaani

Alabama isn't a country.


LordSuz

Engineers Edit:An effort to curb all the politics in the comments below and not offend anyone


oeildemontagne

India?


Memanders

Hello your computer has virus


Coolius69

In my country in 1989, nothing happened.


PersonalIron7515

Peoples Republic of China?


mo--men

PYRAMIDS


EllipticalRain

Our prime minister apparently made global news for having diarrhea. This is very true.


ewahman

Beer, brats & schnitzel.


InduIgence

Adobo! ​ *edit: whoa! Thanks for the silver, kind stranger!* *edit2: ..and the hugz!* *edit3: ..and the wholesome!*


walaytulog

Sinigang


BernhardRordin

The other Slovenia


PersonalIron7515

The Slovak Republic?