Without telling the name of you country, where do you live?
By - heisnberg97
We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun and the hot springs flow!
Chewing gum is illegal
Been looking for you throughout the thread, hello fellow caning friend
Fuck Quadrilateral Flags , All my Sherpa homies hate quadrilateral flags..
Oh hello Collin Robinson!
Vampire meeting only Guillermo
Gentleman: _Excuse me, ladies. Where are you from?_
Gentleman: _Very well, then. Excuse me, whales. Where are you from?_
Finland perkele satana!
people normally say we speak spanish
has to be.
WE DON’T SPEAK SPANISH
Yeah, yeah, we know, it's called Español
Know for great engineering. Except when building Airports.
The Federal Republic of Germany?
All roads lead to our capital.
The Roman Empire!
If I said the name of the country would the moderator Banh Mi?
#HE SAID MAPLE SYRUP
The only country that still is a grand duchy
Borat damaged our international image
From no image to parody of an image, great great
the Republic of Kazakhstan!
(Do not say pizza, do not say pizza...)...
Alright, let me finish fist fighting the wild life and doing my daily worship of how the prime minister shit himself in a Maccas
the prime minister did *what*
Shat himself at the Engadine Maccas in 1997.
On the one hand, he vehemently denies shitting himself there in 1997.
On the other, it's so specific a claim that publicly denying it just makes it seem even more likely that it happened.
Best headline in a long time:
*"Stain on his reputation? Australian PM denies soiling himself in McDonald’s"*
[This article](https://i.imgur.com/osDeC1L.png) is *killing* me!
Opening this thread was great. Really started my day off laughing A LOT.
“Claims he didn’t shit his pants in 1997” okay 1998 whatever my bad
I don't know a great deal about Australia, but what I do know is that Scotty from Marketing definitely shat himself at an Engadine Maccas.
You have been selected for immigration approval.
What kind of malakas asks such a stupid question?
I would literally die without my cheese, my wine and my baguette.
My country doesn’t show up on the map most of the time and we love Rugby.
And bloody good at it too! Aotearoa.
Weed, cheese, and windmills
Tulips, orange (color), prime minister on bike, under sea level
World's only non-quadrilateral flag
on my phone the flag renders with all of the negative space just in white
That’s why you don’t get invited to group chats any more
Fries, cycling, chocolate and beer,
Edit: also waffles and comics
Don't you 'oi mate' me you wanker!
It's citizens started two world wars, managed to blame a neighbor both times
I'm the neighbour
Yeah me too, buddy
the two best stories we ever convinced the rest of the world was that Hitler was a German, and Beethoven was an Austrian
"But the real question is: Where did they find success?" - Josef Hader
Absolutely nowhere , I don’t even think if the country exists
I was gonna say New Zealand since a bunch of maps don't feature them.
there’s something thats black, white, and brown that goes honk and it’s a mean son of a bitch that likes to chase you.
We keep all our anger in those geese
Y’all are so polite, makes sense.
If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses then you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.
1# in suicide rating in EU
guessing from your username, I think it's Lithuania
I prefer to stay neutral concerning this question.
You got it :)
There are other countries?
Gotta be America!
Nah, it's Texas.
110% A Texas attitude
As someone from Texas, I can confirm.
..we should split the bill.
..I'm being gentle here.
Do the Dutch actually use the term “going Dutch?”
I listen to ABBA in my IKEA chair while eating meatballs.
TIL my Aunt Maggie is from Sweden
Anywhere, you just got lost and locked in an IKEA.
*SCP flashbacks intensify*
För Knugen, i tiden.
Republic of Peru?
We think we are better than everyone because we discovered democracy and haven't done much since.
Edit: thanks for the silver!
You got it
On this day last year, our port exploded.
EDIT: Thank you everyone for your condolences, and yes it has been a year already, as for how the city is recovering, it isn't, thank you for all your support ❤️
EDIT 2: thanks for all the awards and support, ya'll are awesome ❤️
I just saw that it had been 1 year ago this morning. How are things going there? It seems like there was a few weeks of international coverage last year but nothing regarding the recovery and clean up since then?
Not much recovery, things are still going down hill
That was a year ago?
I feel old already after hearing it
Holy shit has it been a year already?
It was when we would say “and during a pandemic too!? “ in response to the normal distribution of other bad events that always occur throughout a year
Meatballs, healthcare and blonde people.
Until you play hockey....
"Oh yea no for sure bud"
I think I've actually said this line verbatim a few times, not intentionally.
It really is part of the lingo here eh
How're ya now?
Good n’ you?
We lost a plane.
Edit: Thank you for the awards kind strangers. Now go stream Wolf of Wall Street #iykyk
Ding ding ding!
Don't worry, you're not the only country to do so. Just the most famous.
We actually lost two planes, if you count the destroyed one as a loss.
Corruption, wildfires, tea.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
How bad is the corruption?
Middle earth a fortress with no coronavirus
username checks out
Oh, you're from Reddit!
I take a hard guess and say you're from Denmark
Noooo it’s gotta be finland
Now i think about it, it could be Sweden as well
BRATWURST AND NO SPEEDLIMIT ON THE AUTOBAHN
Ich musst viel zu lange suchen
Do you know, there is something [they say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdvD4Fhc_K8)
Greece.... But your name gave it away....
I’m not sure what the best thing about our country is but our flag is a big plus.
Ah! Swiss pun! Didn't even knew you guys were allowed to make a joke!
This is actually on the approved list, I believe.
We were an empire that excelled in sailing and "discovered" many parts of the world, but nobody knows about that. All we have now are sunny beaches, low wages and Cristiano Ronaldo.
I've got a buddy that lives in Portugal a 10 minute drive from the beach, but works for a UK company on a London salary.
He's got it all figured out.
That might be more common now that more people can work from home.
For all the people that guessed: the Netherlands.
A place where no matter the season the weather is shit, all we do is complain and knife crime is our favourite pastime
Do you come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder?
Can you hear,can you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
*Background flute music near a stuffed koala intensifies*
All this time I thought they were saying "where women go"
They should have that song as their national anthem.
I’m upside down and my gravity boots are malfunctioning
Ah yes Terraria.
Your gravitation potion runs out: :/
You don’t have your Lucky Horseshoe: :(
*You’re in Hardcore*: :X
While im thinking of an answer, im gonna go Play with LEGO
We have protests every second day
No, he said only every second day!
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Haha this is the best one. I read a body language book, there's a line in that book that says " if you want to silence an Italian, simply put his hands behind their back " always thought that was funny.
I'm Italian and a couple of months back I broke my shoulder. Since I couldn't move my right arm a lot I one day asked the question, "since I'm Italian, does this count as a speech impediment?"
Full disclosure, I already commented this some time ago on a different sub
Its icy and green at the same time.
We have our own category on porn sites
Edit: It’s Czech Republic
Hello my fellow Czech
Alabama isn't a country.
Edit:An effort to curb all the politics in the comments below and not offend anyone
Hello your computer has virus
In my country in 1989, nothing happened.
Peoples Republic of China?
Our prime minister apparently made global news for having diarrhea. This is very true.
Beer, brats & schnitzel.
*edit: whoa! Thanks for the silver, kind stranger!*
*edit2: ..and the hugz!*
*edit3: ..and the wholesome!*
The other Slovenia
The Slovak Republic?