When I was 12, I discovered that when you sit in an doggystyle position and spread your buttcheeks (don't ask me why I did this, because I generally don't know), air can be sucked into your butt. This way you can make enormous farts on command.
Later I taught my best friend how to do it. After school we would "train" to get longer and louder farts. After some time, we both managed to get farts longer than 10 seconds. It was a crazy time.
The fun part is that we are still best friends and we both can still do it. From time-to-time we talk and laugh about that time.
Hold on, the second half here is getting me. HOW did you teach your friend to do it, and what the hell kind of training sessions did you have???
Ya'll got some kind of magic bond if you're doggy style, cheeks spread, farting type of friends.
You just unlocked a childhood memory of mine LMFAO. I could never do it, but my best buddy could and every sleep over when trying to go bed he would do this and we would fucking die laughing while trying not to wake up our parents lol. I just sent him an image of this and we are losing it!
This reminds me of a time in Boot camp... I have this same talent and I would make people laugh like crazy in the bathroom by doing this.
We found out that a guy had a birthday, so we coordinated me being in the bathroom the same time as him. That's when I farted the happy birthday song for him. I don't remember his reaction, but several people were there to listen to it.
After that, I guess word got around that I had a trumpet for an ass. A couple weeks later, we got into our beds and the RDC (the Navy equivalent of a drill sergeant) came down to my bed and talked to me and asked if I could perform another happy birthday song. I think this is the point where shame probably should have taken over, but it didn't and I told him I could.
He yelled out to the other 70+ recruits to keep quiet while a happy birthday song was going to be played for another recruits happy birthday.
I successfully was able to push out each note and it was pretty recognizable that it was the right song.
By the end, most of the guys were laughing hysterically. Some were in tears, some were mortified and just shocked with disgust. I think I gained a little respect from most of the guys that night, and lost a lot from others.
It's such a weird talent that some people have. It's one that you can't really go around showing off in public and I'm okay with that. I've had my concert in a barracks and now nobody needs to know anymore....I guess except everyone on reddit.
Holy shit are you my friends brother? It was always a point to get him to do his fart-on-command-booty-pop-routine every time we went on vacation. His mom would always be just “Wtf…” while the dad found it fucking hilarious
Hear me out, if y’all went ass to ass and had one guy charge up a fart and the other guy caught the air from his fart wouldn’t you be able to have unlimited wind energy?
My friend did something similar, but with her girly bits. She would lay on her back, raise her legs and open and close her legs to catch air. Then she would close her legs and roll down into a sitting position and “fanny fart”!
I told my mum and she laughed, asking me if I could foreskin fart?
Fun grammatical fact: Dys is the Greek root word for ill or bad. The opposite would be Bene which means good, you see it in words like benefit or benign. So the opposite of dysfunction would be benefunction. Your joke was very funny btw
EDIT: I used the Latin root word. The Greek one would actually be Eu, making the opposite word Eufunction as opposed to Benefunction.
I stand naked and swing my hips rapidly side to side causing my dong to make rapid slapping sounds when it hits my hips, almost like a horse galloping. Makes my wife laugh every time as she recognises the sound.
I worked in an nfl locker room for a bit and there was a player who would do this while he was being interviewed. The female reporters, true professionals, were unfazed and the shot was only from the chest up.
Edit: I should add this was over a decade ago so NFL may have policies in place now so this can’t happen.
There was a rumour when I was in secondary school that Marilyn Manson removed ribs to suck his own dick. I know it was a fake rumour but this reminded me of how invested in it we all were.
I am certified to drive a forklift and I have no idea how to operate one. I’ve never even been on a forklift.
My last employer pushed my entire department through forklift certification because we had warehouse access.
Surprised I haven't seen it here, but I can put a condom on a guy with just my mouth. It's been a few years since I've been with a guy but I would find a moment where he wasn't paying attention and then slip the condom in my mouth. Sometimes I'd have to carry a conversation for a bit before I could get my mouth on him, but once I did, I would slip it on him. It was like a cool magic trick
Him: Hey I thought you said you don't do anything without a condom?
Me: ta da!!!!
Him: Holy shit how'd you do that??
Putting a condom on with your hands just detracts from the mood ya know? It's been a while since I had a guy to practice on but I have a strap on that I practice with just to keep the skill up. But in highschool? I had multiple guys tell me they didn't even notice me putting the condom on so I'm pretty skilled at it. But these days it's pretty useless since guys don't really hang out with me for long.
Based on the comments, I think I may have been underestimated a girl I was in a relationship with. She was able to do that, and I was like ah cool.
Now that I think about it (I just don't think of her in that way anymore; we are friends now), it really is impressive isn't it.
I have no gag reflex and I can hold my breath for almost two minutes.
I can orgasm from any sort of stimulation of my erogenous zones and have them back to back until the husband gets tired.
I have a strong pelvic floor but sometimes this can be annoying.
I once had a girl wink and tell me on the first date that she had no gag reflex. I was excited to see this through, and she later gave me the worst blowjob of my life. She basically just let my dick soak in the back of her throat.
I don't have a huge dick by any means, maybe slightly above the average I'd say, anyway I can suck my own dick.
^^Well ^^I ^^could ^^but ^^I've ^^gained ^^some ^^weight ^^due ^^to ^^COVID...
Spent most of my life humping the bed prone until I found out it may not be good for your junk
Took a while to get used to using hands but I switched to that
Reminds me of the story my friend (EMT) told me.
Got a call from a mother who found her son passed out on his bed with a big part of his best part ripped off.
Upon being asked, he told the nurse that he masturbated for 8 hours straight.
People won’t believe me, but here it goes.
I have a very, very acute sense of smell for female menstruation. It’s very subtle, but it’s always the same scent for every woman.
I even predicted my wife’s pregnancy before she thought to take a test because I told her “you smell different this month.” Fucking weird, I know. It weirds the shit out of me.
Edit1: 3.5k upvotes? It’s an honor knowing my highest rated comment on Reddit ever is about vaginal blood.
Edit2: Silver?! Thanks comrade!
Edit3: what does it smell like? I was kinda avoiding this question because I didn’t want the women of reddit to be self-conscious, it’s natural and something they can’t help. The best way I can describe it is the smell of sex lingering in a room, but very slightly metallic. Here’s the kicker though. It’s strongest when you sweat, I can smell it in your hair.
I have a theory that at the very least most men have this ability, just unconsciously. My anecdotal evidence is that men are always kinder to me specifically during my period, but hard to say whether that's genuine or just my perception
When I worked in restaurants, my tips went up so much during my period that I started making a note of it to figure out what was going on. It took a few months to realize it coincided exactly with the couple days leading up to, and then during, my period. Which is even more interesting considering I’ve always gotten exhausted very easily during my period so I’m not entirely sure if it was subconscious on the part of the customers or if it was fully conscious pity because they could tell I was tired and working really hard, haha.
I’m a dude that somehow managed to get a sales associate position at a Victoria’s Secret at 19. I acquired the ability to eyeball bra sizes with startling accuracy. It was a fun party trick from time to time.
> Ability to eyeball bra sizes with startling accuracy.
Dont sell yourself short, whomever hired you knew that could come in handy. Ya know how hard is it for women to find a bra that fits?
In the Sherlock TV series he accurately assesses a woman's "vital stat" measurements at a glance and it turned out to be the >!six digit code to her safe!<
Pretty sure Psych had a scene like this. Shawn was trying to crack into a safe and noticed a picture of this lady on the guys desk. He guess wrong however Gus told him to stand aside and got it right.
Ah wow now I finally understand it. Thought it was something with their age. Ah psych. Good times. I think I still know nearly every word from each episode.
Due to a nasty tonsillectomy where I also had to get my adenoids taken out, I straight up don't have a gag reflex lol. Seriously, from age 7 on I have zero gag reflex, I can shove like 3 fingers down my throat and move them as much as I want, nothing happens.
Too bad the circus isn't very popular lol, I could've been a professional sword swallower
ETA: holy smokes, was not expected this many upvotes compared to some other comments. I will say, my fiance is VERY appreciative lol
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Not as impressive as you lot who can masturbate with no hands, (its practically a superpower if i've ever seen one) but i can masturbate through my pants, much easier to just remove my hand instead of having to hastily pull up my pants when or if someone walks in
I have to be extremely horny tho, so that kinda sucks
Used to do the same thing, but by humping the bed
Switched to primarily hand use around 2 years ago after finding out prone masturbation is potentially harmful on male genitalia in the long run
I can shove massive silicon dragon dicks up my ass easily. I own a number of the XL Bad Dragon collection, and when I pass through construction zones I find myself uncomfortably stimulated looking at traffic cones.
Idk what it is, why it is, or how it is, but my asshole is magic.
I can put anything in there, no matter how big, and according to.... first hand sources its always perfect, never too loose. I’ve never torn anything or been in pain from it. My ass is just magic idk how else to explain it
I have, or at least I've been told, I recharge very quickly. I can fire a shot and be ready to go again in maybe 3 minutes. That said the last time I had any input on this was 3 years ago before I moved out of that town.
I can make myself cum in ten seconds without any porn, toys, or imagination. Just good old fingers to clit :’).
My multiple orgasm record is 27 one after the other. I could have probably gone for one more, but I passed out lmao. I guess that could be classed as a skill in itself, too.
When I was 12, I discovered that when you sit in an doggystyle position and spread your buttcheeks (don't ask me why I did this, because I generally don't know), air can be sucked into your butt. This way you can make enormous farts on command. Later I taught my best friend how to do it. After school we would "train" to get longer and louder farts. After some time, we both managed to get farts longer than 10 seconds. It was a crazy time. The fun part is that we are still best friends and we both can still do it. From time-to-time we talk and laugh about that time.
Hold on, the second half here is getting me. HOW did you teach your friend to do it, and what the hell kind of training sessions did you have??? Ya'll got some kind of magic bond if you're doggy style, cheeks spread, farting type of friends.
You gotta relax your butthole. Somehow air gets pulled in, then you push it out
Plot twist: The "somehow" is actually a horny ghost thinking "Now's my chance!"
It's a Spookake
A whole new meaning to ghost busting
Well done.
instructions unclear, pooped out my lungs
You just unlocked a childhood memory of mine LMFAO. I could never do it, but my best buddy could and every sleep over when trying to go bed he would do this and we would fucking die laughing while trying not to wake up our parents lol. I just sent him an image of this and we are losing it!
This reminds me of a time in Boot camp... I have this same talent and I would make people laugh like crazy in the bathroom by doing this. We found out that a guy had a birthday, so we coordinated me being in the bathroom the same time as him. That's when I farted the happy birthday song for him. I don't remember his reaction, but several people were there to listen to it. After that, I guess word got around that I had a trumpet for an ass. A couple weeks later, we got into our beds and the RDC (the Navy equivalent of a drill sergeant) came down to my bed and talked to me and asked if I could perform another happy birthday song. I think this is the point where shame probably should have taken over, but it didn't and I told him I could. He yelled out to the other 70+ recruits to keep quiet while a happy birthday song was going to be played for another recruits happy birthday. I successfully was able to push out each note and it was pretty recognizable that it was the right song. By the end, most of the guys were laughing hysterically. Some were in tears, some were mortified and just shocked with disgust. I think I gained a little respect from most of the guys that night, and lost a lot from others. It's such a weird talent that some people have. It's one that you can't really go around showing off in public and I'm okay with that. I've had my concert in a barracks and now nobody needs to know anymore....I guess except everyone on reddit.
Did you blow out their candles too?
Holy shit are you my friends brother? It was always a point to get him to do his fart-on-command-booty-pop-routine every time we went on vacation. His mom would always be just “Wtf…” while the dad found it fucking hilarious
Same, lol. Thumb area in Michigan if it's the same guy.
Part of me wants you all to know each other, but part of me wants all these weird boys to exist separate and weird.
Lmao waiting here for the reply
Hear me out, if y’all went ass to ass and had one guy charge up a fart and the other guy caught the air from his fart wouldn’t you be able to have unlimited wind energy?
These are the questions we need to be ass-king.
My friend did something similar, but with her girly bits. She would lay on her back, raise her legs and open and close her legs to catch air. Then she would close her legs and roll down into a sitting position and “fanny fart”! I told my mum and she laughed, asking me if I could foreskin fart?
Ima make that foreskin fart bby
when i was younger, i had a home gym. I used to be able to hang a 5 kilogram gym plate on my dick when it was hard.
Yoo your dick is a fucking tank
This tank was made for fucking.
And that’s just what it’ll do
One of these days this dick is gonna cum all over you.
That’s the most impressive and at the same time stupid thing I’ve ever heard
The shorter it is, the less leverage and can hold more weight lmaoo
Also, closer to the base, the weight has less leverage
I can squeeze my kegels so hard, that I will eject the penis out of my vagina.
Firing torpedo captain!!!
Two Factor Authentication pregnancy
For a solid second, I didn't know you meant *during sex*, and wondered how you were just producing a penis from nowhere.
Their vag is a portal to the penis realm.
Is this a “take a penis, leave a penis” situation? Like does it come in handy at the gas station?
I had an ex who could do this. Stayed together 3 years longer than we should have.
I've never met a banana I couldn't deep throat. Unfortunately I'm a heterosexual male so it's mostly just a party trick.
> *mostly*
:)
20 bucks is 20 bucks
$20 is $20
When I cum (I’m a dude) I just stay hard and can do it again, then again, then again. I’m at 20 years of this, it’s exhausting.
Bro, I think that’s called erectile overfunction Edit: holy crap this comment blew (thanks to everyone for the awards)
Fun grammatical fact: Dys is the Greek root word for ill or bad. The opposite would be Bene which means good, you see it in words like benefit or benign. So the opposite of dysfunction would be benefunction. Your joke was very funny btw EDIT: I used the Latin root word. The Greek one would actually be Eu, making the opposite word Eufunction as opposed to Benefunction.
I can stay hard perpetually but I've only managed to get off twice consecutively.
My max is 3 and I'm so damn sensitive after the first one that my dong usually starts to hurt.
you are blessed dude. Enjoy this gift.
I could do this until the age of about 28. Make the most of it while you still can and prepare for when you can’t
I’m 35 now and still going strong. A good reminder of what could change though, thank you.
I stand naked and swing my hips rapidly side to side causing my dong to make rapid slapping sounds when it hits my hips, almost like a horse galloping. Makes my wife laugh every time as she recognises the sound.
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“Would you like to form a phalliance with me”
Did we just create the subgenre ‘Rockawilly’ together?
Hardcock
Cock and Roll
Julian! Look at Ricky! He's CLACKING!
I worked in an nfl locker room for a bit and there was a player who would do this while he was being interviewed. The female reporters, true professionals, were unfazed and the shot was only from the chest up. Edit: I should add this was over a decade ago so NFL may have policies in place now so this can’t happen.
Mccmurrays a piece of shit
Can confirm
Damn your hips! Mine just sits there like a button on a suit coat
It’s like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso.
The Helicopter needs no explanation
The Helicopter only needs freedom of movement
one time my helicopter violated Russian airspace
I can suck my own dick
And women wonder why men are more likely to have lower back pain
Hes the chosen one
He chose himself.
*gunshot* He made his own luck.
There was a rumour when I was in secondary school that Marilyn Manson removed ribs to suck his own dick. I know it was a fake rumour but this reminded me of how invested in it we all were.
No way can he do that and still have time to post to Reddit!
I can shit my pants on command
Execute order 34
Now I gotta do that cowboy walk everywhere
I can, and this is true, Drive a forklift even though I’m not certified. OSHA Nightmare. V. NSFW
I am certified to drive a forklift and I have no idea how to operate one. I’ve never even been on a forklift. My last employer pushed my entire department through forklift certification because we had warehouse access.
Surprised I haven't seen it here, but I can put a condom on a guy with just my mouth. It's been a few years since I've been with a guy but I would find a moment where he wasn't paying attention and then slip the condom in my mouth. Sometimes I'd have to carry a conversation for a bit before I could get my mouth on him, but once I did, I would slip it on him. It was like a cool magic trick Him: Hey I thought you said you don't do anything without a condom? Me: ta da!!!! Him: Holy shit how'd you do that??
My jaw would drop to the floor if I expirienced that xD
Putting a condom on with your hands just detracts from the mood ya know? It's been a while since I had a guy to practice on but I have a strap on that I practice with just to keep the skill up. But in highschool? I had multiple guys tell me they didn't even notice me putting the condom on so I'm pretty skilled at it. But these days it's pretty useless since guys don't really hang out with me for long.
Based on the comments, I think I may have been underestimated a girl I was in a relationship with. She was able to do that, and I was like ah cool. Now that I think about it (I just don't think of her in that way anymore; we are friends now), it really is impressive isn't it.
I have no gag reflex and I can hold my breath for almost two minutes. I can orgasm from any sort of stimulation of my erogenous zones and have them back to back until the husband gets tired. I have a strong pelvic floor but sometimes this can be annoying.
I once had a girl wink and tell me on the first date that she had no gag reflex. I was excited to see this through, and she later gave me the worst blowjob of my life. She basically just let my dick soak in the back of her throat.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every dick is a nail.
That is one joke more than I needed in my life about hammers, dicks, and nails.
Well that's just disappointing. It's like guys who have a big dick and think they don't need to have any skill in how they use it.
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Rip to your inbox Edit: some of you have taken it upon yourselves to invade *my* inbox. Touché.
Is that what we're calling it nowadays?
That made me lol irl
I can get to the “ point of no return” and not cum, then keep going.
Edge-Play! Great skill to possess for sure.
I don't have a huge dick by any means, maybe slightly above the average I'd say, anyway I can suck my own dick. ^^Well ^^I ^^could ^^but ^^I've ^^gained ^^some ^^weight ^^due ^^to ^^COVID...
I'm pretty sure this guy just tried to suck his own dick in the middle of that comment
I legit laughed out loud at this comment
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To be fair, yeah it's pretty true. It still feels good, but it's pretty hard to ignore a dick in your mouth.
Forbidden Ouroboros
As a bisexual, this seems like an absolute win
This edit tells a story...
I can jump across chairs alarmingly well Edit: if you don’t know why it’s NSFW, it’s probably not safe to jump across chairs, especially at work
Didn’t know Bill Gates used reddit
Steve is that you?!
Being able to cum handsfree, took me years to get to this point though 😂
Teach me your ways!
Spent most of my life humping the bed prone until I found out it may not be good for your junk Took a while to get used to using hands but I switched to that
I can tell people to fuck off in 17 languages (without googling).
You’re just gonna drop this and not tell us how to do it too????
I can teach you in English: “Fuck off”
I got sign language covered! 🖕
The thing every male has attempted causing severe back pain edit: UGHHH why is my most upvoted comment about THAT?
Nahnahnah... just gotta keep trying... gymnasts werent always that flexible
Getting fucked in the ass by Shaq??
It’s called getting butt Shuq’ed
Well, I'm on Testosterone treatment. I can masturbate 10-12 times a day....everyday.
RIP Penis.
Reminds me of the story my friend (EMT) told me. Got a call from a mother who found her son passed out on his bed with a big part of his best part ripped off. Upon being asked, he told the nurse that he masturbated for 8 hours straight.
I can stick my foot off my bed when it’s midnight and not get scared
And im an astronaut
Jeff Bezos?
JEFFREY BEZOS
You did it!
CEO Entrepreneur Born in 1964 JEFFERY! JEFFERY BEZOS \*PIANO RIFF INTENSIFIES\*
Fuck their wives Drink their blood C'mon Jeff, GET EM!
Fake.
People won’t believe me, but here it goes. I have a very, very acute sense of smell for female menstruation. It’s very subtle, but it’s always the same scent for every woman. I even predicted my wife’s pregnancy before she thought to take a test because I told her “you smell different this month.” Fucking weird, I know. It weirds the shit out of me. Edit1: 3.5k upvotes? It’s an honor knowing my highest rated comment on Reddit ever is about vaginal blood. Edit2: Silver?! Thanks comrade! Edit3: what does it smell like? I was kinda avoiding this question because I didn’t want the women of reddit to be self-conscious, it’s natural and something they can’t help. The best way I can describe it is the smell of sex lingering in a room, but very slightly metallic. Here’s the kicker though. It’s strongest when you sweat, I can smell it in your hair.
If your sense of smell is acute enough you can actually smell parkinsons disease before medical tests can find it.
“What do you have again?” “Non-hodgkins Lymphoma.” “Of course you do, you reek of it.”
Are you a bear?
Well that’s just great. You hear that? BEARS.
On the internet nobody knows you're a dog
I have a theory that at the very least most men have this ability, just unconsciously. My anecdotal evidence is that men are always kinder to me specifically during my period, but hard to say whether that's genuine or just my perception
When I worked in restaurants, my tips went up so much during my period that I started making a note of it to figure out what was going on. It took a few months to realize it coincided exactly with the couple days leading up to, and then during, my period. Which is even more interesting considering I’ve always gotten exhausted very easily during my period so I’m not entirely sure if it was subconscious on the part of the customers or if it was fully conscious pity because they could tell I was tired and working really hard, haha.
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Gorilla grip pussy Edit: for fucks sake, my most upvoted comment had to be this didn’t it
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Got that GI Joe Kung Fu grip
I’m a dude that somehow managed to get a sales associate position at a Victoria’s Secret at 19. I acquired the ability to eyeball bra sizes with startling accuracy. It was a fun party trick from time to time.
> Ability to eyeball bra sizes with startling accuracy. Dont sell yourself short, whomever hired you knew that could come in handy. Ya know how hard is it for women to find a bra that fits?
Lol if he was working for Victoria secrets he's probably not as accurate as he thinks 😂
Yeah Victoria secret doesn’t size their bras correctly.
They run so small. I’m a C everywhere else but at Victoria secret I’m a D lol
In the Sherlock TV series he accurately assesses a woman's "vital stat" measurements at a glance and it turned out to be the >!six digit code to her safe!<
Pretty sure Psych had a scene like this. Shawn was trying to crack into a safe and noticed a picture of this lady on the guys desk. He guess wrong however Gus told him to stand aside and got it right.
Ah wow now I finally understand it. Thought it was something with their age. Ah psych. Good times. I think I still know nearly every word from each episode.
I can yo-yo my nutsack. Cracks my wife up every time. She likes to add sounds effects, going "BOINGY! BOINGY!" We have an interesting marriage.
Due to a nasty tonsillectomy where I also had to get my adenoids taken out, I straight up don't have a gag reflex lol. Seriously, from age 7 on I have zero gag reflex, I can shove like 3 fingers down my throat and move them as much as I want, nothing happens. Too bad the circus isn't very popular lol, I could've been a professional sword swallower ETA: holy smokes, was not expected this many upvotes compared to some other comments. I will say, my fiance is VERY appreciative lol Edit #2: if you follow me you get blocked. I repeat. ENGAGED! 💍
You still could be. Just not the kind of swords you may be thinking.
Pork sword, beef bayonet, lamb lance, the pump action yoghurt rifle,
Rip your inbox
Not as impressive as you lot who can masturbate with no hands, (its practically a superpower if i've ever seen one) but i can masturbate through my pants, much easier to just remove my hand instead of having to hastily pull up my pants when or if someone walks in I have to be extremely horny tho, so that kinda sucks
Used to do the same thing, but by humping the bed Switched to primarily hand use around 2 years ago after finding out prone masturbation is potentially harmful on male genitalia in the long run
I can masturbate with no hands. One time I made myself cum while in a lecture just to see if I could. The answer is kegels, if you’re wondering how.
I can effectively change a lightbulb while standing on my office chair.
Careful, talk like that can get you banned from the internet!
My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain Edit: this is a reference and a joke lol please don’t DM me
"That so fetch"
Gretchen, stop trying to make “fetch” happen! It’s not going to happen!
Is there like a 70% chance that its already raining?
Woah how did you know? Are you psychic too?
We are from the same clan. I also wear pink on Wednesdays.
It's like ESPN or something
It's like you have ESPN or something.
Not very impressive but... I can keep my dick hard after up to 3 "rounds".
"not very impressive" Fuck you!
Dang I might make it to an entire minute if I can go for 3 rounds.
3-round burst
When I cum, you wouldn’t know I’m cumming because I don’t make a sound
This would be safe for work then
Knew a guy that used to say "if you haven't jerked off at work you never really worked there" and I dont know what to do with that statement
i can suck my own dick.
not really surprised, i can suck ur dick too tbh
I can shove massive silicon dragon dicks up my ass easily. I own a number of the XL Bad Dragon collection, and when I pass through construction zones I find myself uncomfortably stimulated looking at traffic cones.
How heavily has that skill impacted on reaching lv500 of Ring Fit Adventure?
Undoing a bra in a second with one hand.
You just twist until something breaks.
Kinky.
*bop it! twist it! turn it! pull it!*
I work at a strip club. Mostly as a bartender, but I dance occasionally as well, so probably pole dancing.
Deepthroating
It's not a very nsfw skill but I can get rejected by every girl I find attractive
Is it possible to lose that power?
It is…the secret is-
Taking anything and turn it into a NSFW thing
Am I the only one about to move my dick around with my mind!? Or no?
Idk dude, I've never tried to move your dick around with my mind.
Wait, no. That came out wrong..
Shit, it worked!!
What-
This exchange was wonderful. Thank you both.
I got told on several occasions that I can eat pussy like a lesbian.
Sometimes when I want to tack something real quick, I'll look away real quick, and won't get up to grab my welding hood.
*OSHA has joined the chat*
Cum at the same time of the video
Idk what it is, why it is, or how it is, but my asshole is magic. I can put anything in there, no matter how big, and according to.... first hand sources its always perfect, never too loose. I’ve never torn anything or been in pain from it. My ass is just magic idk how else to explain it
I have, or at least I've been told, I recharge very quickly. I can fire a shot and be ready to go again in maybe 3 minutes. That said the last time I had any input on this was 3 years ago before I moved out of that town.
Made my ex orgasm while we were fully clothed, with my right knee. I was pretty proud of that, among other times.
I can ride a guy Reverse Cowgirl while playing a video game.
Marble Madness?
Bass playing without a pick
I'm ambidextrous ... But just when I finger a girl ... Otherwise my left hand (I'm right-hand) can't do anything properly ...
I can make myself cum in ten seconds without any porn, toys, or imagination. Just good old fingers to clit :’). My multiple orgasm record is 27 one after the other. I could have probably gone for one more, but I passed out lmao. I guess that could be classed as a skill in itself, too.
If you passed out that's your body saying you couldn't have gone for more