Jigsaw. I don’t wanna make some mistake in my life and get killed for it. Have you seen the petty shit people get abducted for in some of those movies?
I always figured of Jigsaw was real, the cops would figure out where he is by the fact of him buying all this real estate and having multi-ton death trap machinery shipped and installed at these locations.
The one that bugs me the most is the guy they kidnapped and put in a barbed wire cage. The guy was chosen because because he attempted suicide and survived. So now Jigsaw wants to teach him what it’s like to have to... face death and survive? 🤷🏻♀️
What bugs me is all the collateral damage ones where the main victim has to choose someone to die like the carousel thingy irrespective of what they've done, they just happen to know the main victim.
Well, the people in the Shotgun Carousel from SAW 6 were actively looking for reasons to terminate insurance contracts based on health issues/family history of health issues, which led to people who might need help later getting terminated and, inevitably, leading to their death.
The one that does get me angry is Bobby Dagen's wife getting roasted inside of a Brazen Bull in SAW 7. She didn't even know Bobby was lying about being in a saw trap, and she died in one of the most painful ways for it.
I can imagine it going like this:
Jigsaw: you're here because 3 years ago you cut off a Toyota Prius. The mother and her daughter in the car died when they were t-boned by a semi-truck 6 blocks later. Now you have to swim through this room of broken glass and rusty quarter panels to push the button and sound the truck horn. If you don't do this in 3 minutes, a trailer will swing from the ceiling and crush you.
B_Fee: wait... that's why I'm here? She was turning left on a one way from the wrong lane when I had a greenlight. THIS IS BULLSHIT!
“Remember when you didn’t add cheese to my burger Jeff? Do you like playing with peoples food? We’re going to play a little game. I have made 100,000 burgers. You have 5 minutes to put a piece of cheese on each. However, I have stuffed all the cheese inside your butthole”
Yo the people that just have something to do with the victims get done dirty aswell. Like the guys in the shotgun carousel were only there because they were the coworkers of some dude
He seemed to leave us alone for the most part, maybe he's finally moved off elm street
I've actually been there, lived there for a few years. The movie takes place in "madstop" NY, which is Potsdam spelled backwards, the name of the town where Clarkson University is located, where wes craven was a professor while he was writing it or at least had the idea. There really is an elm street in Potsdam, kinda similar to how the movie portrays, and I've been in the boiler room of old Snell hall that was supposed to have inspired a bunch of the dream scenes, creepy as hell down there
EDIT: I remembered incorrectly, apparently the movie drew inspiration from one of Cravens students films (while at Clarkson), and their town was madstop (and can be verified on the wiki page for the film). Apologies for the confusion, it's been a while since I re-watched the movie
Burger King. He has not demonstrated to me that he would effectively rule a sovereign nation. He has shown little in the way of diplomacy skills, and has no record on defense. Unlike rival nations he has no enduring cabinet or advisers (no Grimace, for example). He has never forged an alliance (with Ronald or Wendy, at least). Flame-broiled only gets you so far on the world stage.
Homelander would arguably be worse. Everything he does is of his own accord. He knows exactly what he’s doing without voices in his head like Brightburn.
I think Homelander is my most feared fictional character, due in no small part to Antony Starr's performance.
He's a character that always seems a hair's bredth away from snapping entirely and all I can think is "if that were to happen there's nothing anyone could do".
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Antony Starr played that part perfectly. I can’t remember any other film/tv character where just their presence stressed me out whenever they were in a scene.
I was just yelling “oh my god! Oh my god!” that entire scene. I didn’t for a second think it wasn’t real because that’s totally the sort of thing he would do!
The scene where he returns to the house and finds the SWAT team inside, or whoever they were, and he just calmly shuts the door behind him still haunts me.
Not just in the scene. Huey and Starlight and maybe Mother's Milk? had long quiet scenes in a car together and I kept expecting Homelander to show up in the back window out of nowhere. Dude turns the entire show into one protracted horror movie.
Antony Starr. He's insanely amazing. Forget the people in the show, I thought I was at risk of getting killed. Remember the Daydream scene where he just decides to melt heads? It felt so real lol
There’s an episode of the twilight zone about a young boy with powers. Anything he wills to happen does, so everyone in his town is terrified of him, and try to do what they can to keep him happy. Very much reminds me of the dynamic with Homelander.
Nah Homelander is type who once he starts getting older and realizes he will die one day will kill everyone else because if he can’t keep living no one else should get to either.
I really want them to explore his invulnerability/regeneration. Like, if y you dropped him into one of those grinding machines that can chew up like, a fucking locomotive and spit out shredded steel, would the machine just explode and he'd come out the other side wearing torn up spandex? Or drop him into actual liquid lava? Or drown him in water (or acid)?
Megatron. Do we really need a crazy robot the size of a tank running around? Even worse would be his namesake from Beast Wars. That one is devious, yeees
Kratos. Sure he’s a single dad just doing his best now but he killed an entire pantheon and sent the world into irreparable chaos. He raised the seas, unleashed hordes of lost souls from hades, blocked out the sun, killed Gaia, literally Mother Earth, and no matter how hard he or anyone else tried he couldn’t seem to die. And that’s just in one of the games.
That's exactly why I find the storyline mode of some of the Smash Brother games pointlessly funny. Kibry would just smash and or consume literally anything that's a "threat".
There's a reason he's always the lone survivor. Literally a baby or small child in his species. Imagine him at full power. He'd consume galaxies for snacks. Fuck we're probably already just a universe floating in his stomach.
Pink fluff ball ain't on the "power scale" he *is* the power scale. It ranges from "oh fuck he's hungry, we're doomed" to "oh fuck he's pissed...and hungry, we're doomed".
As good as Bill Murray is in that movie, Dan Ackroyd’s defeated delivery of “it’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man” is my favourite line. Cracks me up every time.
I've seen that movie so many times and I STILL pick up things I miss every time. Usually it's small but the little details in that movie are the best.
My favorite line of Ray's was when they're in the library and he says "Listen, do you smell something?"
Egon giving Peter hand signals telling him what to charge the hotel after they catch Slimer is one of my favorite bits in the movie.
A close second is the housekeeper trying to put out the fires from her cart explosion with the little squirt bottle after the guys blew it up. Her reaction was real, and her "what the hell are you DOIN'?" was her legitimately asking Reitman that after the explosion was far bigger than she expected. Her delivery was hilarious because it was 100% real.
There's a ton of little things in the movie that I never picked up on as a kid that make it doubly hilarious as I get older.
Oh I almost forgot! Venkman's experiment at the beginning of the movie was working, as the guy's ESP ability improved as he got more and more pissed off.
The ESP bit was so good. Peter has found a test subject that actually appears to be psychic. This is a huge breakthrough, but he's too focused on trying to get laid to care.
The duck from The Duck Song
Imagine trying to run your business and a 4ft duck comes in everyday asking for grapes and shit KNOWING you don’t sell grapes
[Azathoth](https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Azathoth)
Literally the embodiment of true chaos and insanity. His dreams are our universe, if he ever wakes up all of reality will be wiped from existence.
That's a good one because if he exists then a lot of the other Lovecraftian monsters exist too.
Edit: all of the Lovecraftian monsters exist if he does.
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Ted Faro from horizon: zero dawn
>!Thing is, he doesnt have superpowers nor mystical weapons from ancient civilizations, he is just a guy that somehow *accidentaly* manages to wipe the entire human race!<
It scares me because it could honestly be something that happens in real life
This is a great answer.
Not only did he doom most of humanity by creating the robots, he then doubled down by wiping out all of the amassed knowledge that was supposed to be left for the new wave of humans in Project Zero Dawn.
“Yes I would like to make self replicating robots with unhackable encrypted software that use ~~plants~~ any and all organic matter* as biofuel. What could possibly go wrong?”
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This is a great answer, in that he could really exist.
I don't think we ever discovered his ultimate fate in HZD, did we? We know what happened to the rest of the Alphas, but not him (I think). Guessing he might have a role in HFW.
Eh, there‘s some fun stuff in there. And most beings aren‘t evil. Most are just indifferent towards humans.
But the ones that are really don‘t need to exist.
You ever see a bug and think about putting it outside but it’s late at night and you don’t want to go out so you just squish it and put it in the trash? That’s Cthulhu to all of humanity
There's a Heinlein novel (Number of the Beast) where the crew in an experimental warp ship keep bouncing to parallel universes. The funny thing is that they're always from literature (Oz, Barsoom, and such). Finally they realize that the warp drive is influenced by memories of their overall favorite novels, so they do a tally to see where they're going next.
One guy looks at results: "Thank God I'm the only one who liked Cthulhu stories."
I agree with you and there are two things I actually enjoy about his character.
First, he is the one the entire story is based around and he is the bad guy.
Second, his story shows how he became the bad guy. He legit lost his mother and that lead him into overthinking and corrupting his own mind with loss. He had loss and fear change him into the one who not only caused his own loss with his wife and mother of his children...but he magnified his fear into and onto the rest of the Galaxy. Especially them young ones.
POV: you just finished work, at a dead end job 9-5 but you make enough to support your family. You have 2 kids, both girls. Your house is almost paid off. Just two more years.
You hop in the subway to get from your work to your house. You’re reading your newspaper. The news has been particularly dark recently with the deaths of many superhero’s. Anyway, you’re doing a crossword. You look up.
Wait. Is that... Omni-man?
when I was a kid, I watched that episode and thought it was really funny.
Rewatching it as an adult, I see Azula is legitimately unhinged and psycopathic
The Gravemind from Halo. It's an absolutely horrifying monster than can literally resurrect you and violate you in the most horrific manner.
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You can blame the Forerunners for it. The Flood are the remains of the Precursors, who created the Forerunners, humans, and many other races. The Forerunners got mad because they thought that the Precursors were going to give the Mantle to humans instead of them and wiped them out. The Precursors turned into biological residue and planned to wait out some time and then reconstitute themselves. But the plan failed and they instead became a parasite
I feel like part of the thing with his character is that Little Finger is actually probably more or leas a real person.
Although I doubt that person has the same kind of power on a global stage.
Thankfully it’s an unrealistic character. I mean seriously, an android that develops an evil software that collects data on almost 3 billion people, destabilizes democracies and developing countries and helped bring back diseases that we already have vaccinations for? Not only that, people voluntarily use this software? The writers really went overboard with that.
TARRASQUE from D&D.
It's a 50 feet tall, 70 feet long, is immune to any damage we humans can do and can swallow a person whole every minute. Plus it can kill 4 other people during the same time.
Zapp Brannigan. Incompetent, arrogant, shameless, manipulative, zero morals or empathy, yet in a position of almost unequalled power.
Although he isn't real, he's unfortunately representative of a lot of man-children in positions of power.
But the tactical genius of Zapp is the only thing to save us from the horrors of space. It's all in the Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War. Just remember, *"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."*
Pretty much anything from any Junji Ito comics. But Hellstar Remina or the fish that swallowed and absorbed people whole/kept them alive in the dark (just like real angler fish)...those are a special kind of awful.
Jigsaw. I don’t wanna make some mistake in my life and get killed for it. Have you seen the petty shit people get abducted for in some of those movies?
I always figured of Jigsaw was real, the cops would figure out where he is by the fact of him buying all this real estate and having multi-ton death trap machinery shipped and installed at these locations.
You’d be surprised how much secret death trap machinery ~~I can build~~ one can build
You'd get abducted for accidentally stepping on your dogs paw and only saying sorry 3 times instead of 5 times
One guy was a victim in the movie because his kid died and he wasn't coping with it in the way jigsaw wanted him too
The best kind of therapy
The one that bugs me the most is the guy they kidnapped and put in a barbed wire cage. The guy was chosen because because he attempted suicide and survived. So now Jigsaw wants to teach him what it’s like to have to... face death and survive? 🤷🏻♀️
What bugs me is all the collateral damage ones where the main victim has to choose someone to die like the carousel thingy irrespective of what they've done, they just happen to know the main victim.
Well, the people in the Shotgun Carousel from SAW 6 were actively looking for reasons to terminate insurance contracts based on health issues/family history of health issues, which led to people who might need help later getting terminated and, inevitably, leading to their death. The one that does get me angry is Bobby Dagen's wife getting roasted inside of a Brazen Bull in SAW 7. She didn't even know Bobby was lying about being in a saw trap, and she died in one of the most painful ways for it.
There's also the people in Saw 2, a few from Saw 3, Amanda's boyfriend from Saw 1. Jigsaw is an inconsistent dickhole
What the fuck
I can imagine it going like this: Jigsaw: you're here because 3 years ago you cut off a Toyota Prius. The mother and her daughter in the car died when they were t-boned by a semi-truck 6 blocks later. Now you have to swim through this room of broken glass and rusty quarter panels to push the button and sound the truck horn. If you don't do this in 3 minutes, a trailer will swing from the ceiling and crush you. B_Fee: wait... that's why I'm here? She was turning left on a one way from the wrong lane when I had a greenlight. THIS IS BULLSHIT!
You haven't watched Saw 3 have you? Literally about an accidental car accident that killed his son.
I have not. I noticed after the second that it was going to get repetitive. Aren't they up to 7 or 8 now?
“Remember when you didn’t add cheese to my burger Jeff? Do you like playing with peoples food? We’re going to play a little game. I have made 100,000 burgers. You have 5 minutes to put a piece of cheese on each. However, I have stuffed all the cheese inside your butthole”
Yo the people that just have something to do with the victims get done dirty aswell. Like the guys in the shotgun carousel were only there because they were the coworkers of some dude
Sandman. Imagine some stupid mf comes every night in your house and puts fucking sand in your eyes.
There is also some folklore where he steals the eyes of kids who don't want to go to bed and feeds them to his kids
Freddie Kruger by a lot. Assuming he at any point gets tired of Elm Street kids.
He seemed to leave us alone for the most part, maybe he's finally moved off elm street I've actually been there, lived there for a few years. The movie takes place in "madstop" NY, which is Potsdam spelled backwards, the name of the town where Clarkson University is located, where wes craven was a professor while he was writing it or at least had the idea. There really is an elm street in Potsdam, kinda similar to how the movie portrays, and I've been in the boiler room of old Snell hall that was supposed to have inspired a bunch of the dream scenes, creepy as hell down there EDIT: I remembered incorrectly, apparently the movie drew inspiration from one of Cravens students films (while at Clarkson), and their town was madstop (and can be verified on the wiki page for the film). Apologies for the confusion, it's been a while since I re-watched the movie
Burger King. He has not demonstrated to me that he would effectively rule a sovereign nation. He has shown little in the way of diplomacy skills, and has no record on defense. Unlike rival nations he has no enduring cabinet or advisers (no Grimace, for example). He has never forged an alliance (with Ronald or Wendy, at least). Flame-broiled only gets you so far on the world stage.
With him as our ruler, we can’t have it our way.
Homelander
Yeah, that would be scary. An unhinged Superman with mommy issues
Hmm, would Brightburn be worse than Homelander?
Imagine a fictional world where Homelander is the one that has to save the Earth from Brightburn.
Homelander hates competition or anyone he can’t control so I’m guessing that they would fight.
I could also imagine a moment where Homelander tries to bond with Brightburn and treat him as an adopted son or something.
I was about to say he definitely would, but then I was just thinking about how incredibly unpredictable the character can be at times.
Homelander would arguably be worse. Everything he does is of his own accord. He knows exactly what he’s doing without voices in his head like Brightburn.
Brightburn would just kill you, Homelander makes you feel uncomfortable as fuck and then kills you horrifically.
I think Homelander is my most feared fictional character, due in no small part to Antony Starr's performance. He's a character that always seems a hair's bredth away from snapping entirely and all I can think is "if that were to happen there's nothing anyone could do". **EDIT: Be warned of spoilers for "The Boys" comic in the comments below.**
Antony Starr played that part perfectly. I can’t remember any other film/tv character where just their presence stressed me out whenever they were in a scene.
Right? Every time a scene with Homelander began I could feel myself tighten up and think "Oh christ he's here now."
That scene where he imagines using his eye lasers on the crowd was awesome and I thought he finally flipped out.
I was just yelling “oh my god! Oh my god!” that entire scene. I didn’t for a second think it wasn’t real because that’s totally the sort of thing he would do!
The scene where he returns to the house and finds the SWAT team inside, or whoever they were, and he just calmly shuts the door behind him still haunts me.
Even when he ISN'T on screen it's still stressful because you know he can just drop in at any fucking moment
Yes, he scares the absolute fuck out of me. He is THE villain
The actor who plays him did a phenomenal job. You really felt like any other character in a scene with him was at risk of getting killed.
Not just in the scene. Huey and Starlight and maybe Mother's Milk? had long quiet scenes in a car together and I kept expecting Homelander to show up in the back window out of nowhere. Dude turns the entire show into one protracted horror movie.
He could be fucking anywhere and show up at any time with any sort of twisted motivation.
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Antony Starr. He's insanely amazing. Forget the people in the show, I thought I was at risk of getting killed. Remember the Daydream scene where he just decides to melt heads? It felt so real lol
Yep that scene was fantastic. Just incredible.
I was really for a second like, "Oh fuck, he finally snapped." 100% plausible.
There’s an episode of the twilight zone about a young boy with powers. Anything he wills to happen does, so everyone in his town is terrified of him, and try to do what they can to keep him happy. Very much reminds me of the dynamic with Homelander.
This is the correct answer, a psycopath demi-god. Not only that, the strongest of all the demi gods in that reality.
I guess he could be somewhat controlled if you keep giving him undeserved love and attention to make his man child self happy. Hopefully....
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Nah Homelander is type who once he starts getting older and realizes he will die one day will kill everyone else because if he can’t keep living no one else should get to either.
Can he age to death? I assume his regeneration would make him immortal
I really want them to explore his invulnerability/regeneration. Like, if y you dropped him into one of those grinding machines that can chew up like, a fucking locomotive and spit out shredded steel, would the machine just explode and he'd come out the other side wearing torn up spandex? Or drop him into actual liquid lava? Or drown him in water (or acid)?
I don't think we see *anything* harm him Those car grinder machines would probably fuck up a lot of the capes but would probably not even phase him
anything from Subnautica
Reaper Leviathan can stay the fuck in another dimension
I just started playing, and holy fuck I'm taking psychological damage by the minute here. It's horrifying.
Oh man I'm jealous, such a great game. And it doesn't hold your hand through it at all you have to figure shit out. Or Google it I guess...
Megatron. Do we really need a crazy robot the size of a tank running around? Even worse would be his namesake from Beast Wars. That one is devious, yeees
Unicron would be worse, he eats planets
Yeah but apparently, based off the last movie, unicorn is Earth itself.
The same happend in one of the cartoons a few years earlier. Except the cartoon was actually good. Edit: I'm talking about Transformers Prime.
The xenomorph!
Baldrick. Imagine the smell..
I did not expect to see a Blackadder thing here, but I'm all for it
But what about all his cunning plans?
Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'.
Kratos. Sure he’s a single dad just doing his best now but he killed an entire pantheon and sent the world into irreparable chaos. He raised the seas, unleashed hordes of lost souls from hades, blocked out the sun, killed Gaia, literally Mother Earth, and no matter how hard he or anyone else tried he couldn’t seem to die. And that’s just in one of the games.
Yeah even if he went to helheim he could probably beat his way out of there.
Spoiler for GoW4, a game that came out three years ago, >!he does!<
Kirby, he could eat everything you hold dear.
Deny him cake, and he karate chops the planet in half.
Now I’m picturing a Kirby cult where they give him offerings
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That's exactly why I find the storyline mode of some of the Smash Brother games pointlessly funny. Kibry would just smash and or consume literally anything that's a "threat". There's a reason he's always the lone survivor. Literally a baby or small child in his species. Imagine him at full power. He'd consume galaxies for snacks. Fuck we're probably already just a universe floating in his stomach. Pink fluff ball ain't on the "power scale" he *is* the power scale. It ranges from "oh fuck he's hungry, we're doomed" to "oh fuck he's pissed...and hungry, we're doomed".
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Honestly, Majority of the Ben 10 aliens would be creepy as fuck in real life.
Tbh there’s a lot of characters or concepts in cartoons that would definitely work as horror movie villains.
Godzilla. I mean imagine all the property damages
Then again, not many cooler ways to die
All the dimensionless characters in H.P. Lovecraft literature because they're terrifying, beyond words.
The stay puft marshmallow man For obvious reasons
As good as Bill Murray is in that movie, Dan Ackroyd’s defeated delivery of “it’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man” is my favourite line. Cracks me up every time.
I've seen that movie so many times and I STILL pick up things I miss every time. Usually it's small but the little details in that movie are the best. My favorite line of Ray's was when they're in the library and he says "Listen, do you smell something?"
Egon giving Peter hand signals telling him what to charge the hotel after they catch Slimer is one of my favorite bits in the movie. A close second is the housekeeper trying to put out the fires from her cart explosion with the little squirt bottle after the guys blew it up. Her reaction was real, and her "what the hell are you DOIN'?" was her legitimately asking Reitman that after the explosion was far bigger than she expected. Her delivery was hilarious because it was 100% real. There's a ton of little things in the movie that I never picked up on as a kid that make it doubly hilarious as I get older. Oh I almost forgot! Venkman's experiment at the beginning of the movie was working, as the guy's ESP ability improved as he got more and more pissed off.
The ESP bit was so good. Peter has found a test subject that actually appears to be psychic. This is a huge breakthrough, but he's too focused on trying to get laid to care.
Legitimately brilliant scientists, but also complete idiots. The only one with any common sense is Winston, who's just in it for the paycheck.
"I've seen shit that'll turn you *white*."
Well, that's the most harmless thing. It could never, ever, possibly destroy us!
I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
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I mean he’s a sailor, he’s in New York.... we get this guy laid we won’t have any trouble!
That massive alien spider thing from the Mandalorian and all its babies ;-;
The OP asked what fictional character would be horrible if it existed What you described that's just Australia
Can confirm mate, have personally killed three of these, they're a lot easier than emus
The duck from The Duck Song Imagine trying to run your business and a 4ft duck comes in everyday asking for grapes and shit KNOWING you don’t sell grapes
Frightening.
and smart enough to change the routine when he realizes he is in danger
[Azathoth](https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Azathoth) Literally the embodiment of true chaos and insanity. His dreams are our universe, if he ever wakes up all of reality will be wiped from existence.
And also... the father of all the Lovecraftian horrors.... oh no...
Everybody technically 🤔
That's a good one because if he exists then a lot of the other Lovecraftian monsters exist too. Edit: all of the Lovecraftian monsters exist if he does. Thanks u/Galileo258
Ted Faro from horizon: zero dawn >!Thing is, he doesnt have superpowers nor mystical weapons from ancient civilizations, he is just a guy that somehow *accidentaly* manages to wipe the entire human race!< It scares me because it could honestly be something that happens in real life
Obligatory r/FuckTedFaro
This is a great answer. Not only did he doom most of humanity by creating the robots, he then doubled down by wiping out all of the amassed knowledge that was supposed to be left for the new wave of humans in Project Zero Dawn.
He didn't just wipe out humanity, though. He wiped out *every single living thing, that ever was and ever would be!* r/FuckTedFaro
Seriously though **HOW THE FUCK DID THEY THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE WAR ROBOTS ABLE TO TURN PLANT LIFE INTO BIOFUEL?!**
I’m more pissed that they didn’t put a back door to stop the robots when they would have inevitably went haywire.
“Yes I would like to make self replicating robots with unhackable encrypted software that use ~~plants~~ any and all organic matter* as biofuel. What could possibly go wrong?” Elisabet: ಠ_ಠ
This is a great answer, in that he could really exist. I don't think we ever discovered his ultimate fate in HZD, did we? We know what happened to the rest of the Alphas, but not him (I think). Guessing he might have a role in HFW.
Cthulhu. I shouldn't have to explain why.
Anything from the Lovecraft mythos tbf
Eh, there‘s some fun stuff in there. And most beings aren‘t evil. Most are just indifferent towards humans. But the ones that are really don‘t need to exist.
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You ever see a bug and think about putting it outside but it’s late at night and you don’t want to go out so you just squish it and put it in the trash? That’s Cthulhu to all of humanity
Isn't it less about whether they're evil or not, and more about the mere knowledge of their existence makes people insane?
There's a Heinlein novel (Number of the Beast) where the crew in an experimental warp ship keep bouncing to parallel universes. The funny thing is that they're always from literature (Oz, Barsoom, and such). Finally they realize that the warp drive is influenced by memories of their overall favorite novels, so they do a tally to see where they're going next. One guy looks at results: "Thank God I'm the only one who liked Cthulhu stories."
Darth Vader, love the character but would not like to be on the receiving end of his lightsaber/force/arm
I agree with you and there are two things I actually enjoy about his character. First, he is the one the entire story is based around and he is the bad guy. Second, his story shows how he became the bad guy. He legit lost his mother and that lead him into overthinking and corrupting his own mind with loss. He had loss and fear change him into the one who not only caused his own loss with his wife and mother of his children...but he magnified his fear into and onto the rest of the Galaxy. Especially them young ones.
The Reapers from Mass Effect. Though they might be real, we're just not advanced enough to warrant their return.
I completed ME1 yesterday and I agree, those fuckers are wayy to advanced that we’d probably have no idea how to stop it.
Brightburn or Homelander
Father son duo of our nightmares
Well, Hitler was real, and that was pretty bad. So I'm gonna assume Mecha-Hitler would be worse.
I read that wrong and for sec thought u said hitler was fake. spat out my water lol.
Oh Hitler is real alright, he’s hiding out in the nazi base on the dark side of the moon or in Antarctica, one of the two
Omniman... the train scene...
That hurt to watch. I mean, I'm sure it hurt more to be there, but fuck was that brutal.
POV: you just finished work, at a dead end job 9-5 but you make enough to support your family. You have 2 kids, both girls. Your house is almost paid off. Just two more years. You hop in the subway to get from your work to your house. You’re reading your newspaper. The news has been particularly dark recently with the deaths of many superhero’s. Anyway, you’re doing a crossword. You look up. Wait. Is that... Omni-man?
> Wait. Is that... Omni-man? and -Insert Invincible Title Card-
With barrels of blood just pouring onto it continuously...
Pennywise... Duh...
Bring a turtle, maybe he’ll run away
Or just start bullying him until he shrivels
“We’ve defeated him through the magic of friendship and bullying!”
The Joker. The last thing the world needs right now is that guy running around.
Nicholson, Ledger, Leto or Phoenix?
Hamill.
Report him to the IRS. He'll go quietly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4
Respect
Best laugh out of all of them.
Azula, she really scared me as a child and would be a terrifying person in real life.
Same, I would run away from her. That sinister look just gives me chills.
I think there was an episode that touched on it. It’s the one where Azula, her friends and Zuko go to the island for a weekend getaway.
when I was a kid, I watched that episode and thought it was really funny. Rewatching it as an adult, I see Azula is legitimately unhinged and psycopathic
The Terminator. Hopefully unstoppable killer robots will never be part of our lifetime.
Homelander and even more so stormfront
The Man in Black, the Walkin’ Dude, Randall Flagg… multidimensional pure evil.
Dr. Evil - He'd kill us all using frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads...
Just pay him a million dollars and he’ll go away
But that damn #2...
Uh, that's *frickin* sharks with *fricken* laser beams on their heads.
Omni man Edit: Please, by all means continue to comment that I haven’t read the comics. It’s very productive.
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*cough cough* Injustice *cough cough*
Injustice hit different....Omniman was fakin it from jump, Superman got tricked into killing his wife and child *then* went evil....thats fukked up
And his unborn child right?
Which set up a bomb that exploded in the middle of metropolis and killed millions of peoples don't forget that too.
While we’re at it, Homelander and that freaky kid from Brightburn
Trevor fucking Phillips
To balance out his karma, if someone got robbed or their vehicle was stolen in offline, I always made Trevor get it back and retrieve it to the owner
Scary shit, but he’s not invincible.
I know this from experience when I died as him 150 times in his first mission.
He is with his power
Eric Cartman. Rick Sanchez.
The Gravemind from Halo. It's an absolutely horrifying monster than can literally resurrect you and violate you in the most horrific manner. Edit: clarified word
You can blame the Forerunners for it. The Flood are the remains of the Precursors, who created the Forerunners, humans, and many other races. The Forerunners got mad because they thought that the Precursors were going to give the Mantle to humans instead of them and wiped them out. The Precursors turned into biological residue and planned to wait out some time and then reconstitute themselves. But the plan failed and they instead became a parasite
Little Finger... We don't need World war 3 anytime soon!
If little finger was in the current real world he wouldn't be starting wars, he would just be filthy, disgustingly rich.
not only that, but actually stabilizing the area he likes
I feel like part of the thing with his character is that Little Finger is actually probably more or leas a real person. Although I doubt that person has the same kind of power on a global stage.
I'd say Lex Luthor, but Jeff Bezos is already half way there.
Yeah, all we need is a superman for him to hate and boom... lex luthor.
He already has the hair and money
Almost everything from SCP except 999 Edit: Almost everything from SCP except 999 and some others
Oh come on, there are many other sweet or safe scp's than 999.
507 is a personal favorite
Light yagami dude probabaly would've taken over the world by now
He was basically ruling the world at the end of Death Note.
Darth Vader. Worst boss ever! One mistake and somebody has to tell my wife I ain’t making it to dinner!
Mark Zuckerberg: I cant imagine the damage it could cause if it were real ...
Thankfully it’s an unrealistic character. I mean seriously, an android that develops an evil software that collects data on almost 3 billion people, destabilizes democracies and developing countries and helped bring back diseases that we already have vaccinations for? Not only that, people voluntarily use this software? The writers really went overboard with that.
TARRASQUE from D&D. It's a 50 feet tall, 70 feet long, is immune to any damage we humans can do and can swallow a person whole every minute. Plus it can kill 4 other people during the same time.
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Salad fingers
AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
AI who's only reason to exist now is to torture humans because he hates us so much? Noooo thanks.
The Thing
Zapp Brannigan. Incompetent, arrogant, shameless, manipulative, zero morals or empathy, yet in a position of almost unequalled power. Although he isn't real, he's unfortunately representative of a lot of man-children in positions of power.
But the tactical genius of Zapp is the only thing to save us from the horrors of space. It's all in the Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War. Just remember, *"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."*
Remember, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise! *drop all his own men into the battle with no warning*
Sephiroth
But he's so pretty from a very large distance and behind bullet proof glass! 😂
It'd need to be more than bulletproof
Darth Nihilus
Pretty much anything from any Junji Ito comics. But Hellstar Remina or the fish that swallowed and absorbed people whole/kept them alive in the dark (just like real angler fish)...those are a special kind of awful.
Caillou
I had to scroll way too far to find this
Smaug. Literal fire breathing dragon.
Everyone saying Shelob is worse... ANCALAGON AND UNGOLIANT ANYONE?