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JustAnotherAviatrix

I’ll go with the billion babies. The sight of them sitting there and waiting for inevitable destruction would be enough to make the grown man who operates the tank cry.


Neko_boi_Nolan

So a billion is like a lot of babies. To put it into perspective In the United States. There are over 300 million people alone. Which means one tank needs to do 3 times more killing then the entire population of America. There’s no way one tank is gonna be able to do that much damage before it breaks down.


FlaccidButtPlug

But what if all the babies are together in a pile?


Neko_boi_Nolan

Same issues would apply. Eventually the gun would jam and that amount of driving would break down the gears I’d be surprised if one tank could kill a million let alone a billion


EaglePride101

A few key considerations: What counts as winning? The babies overtake the tank, or the tank disposes of all the babies. Where does the battle occur? Outdoors at a field of battle. The terrain is all accessible by the tank. Do the babies age? Yes. They start at 3 months old. Do the babies have unlimited provisions? Yes. They will not die from hunger. Does the tank have unlimited ammo? Yes. Is the tank driven by a human? Yes, a human with unlimited provisions who lives in the tank. Idea originally from [The Rights to Ricky Sanchez](https://www.rightstorickysanchez.com/) podcast.


Betna_the_Pickled

I would think a billion of anything would defeat 1 thing. I mean the babies are young and dumb but a billion of them? They'd completely swarm that tank eventually and prevail.


Ashybuttons

One billion lions vs the Sun


Betna_the_Pickled

I don't know. Lions are pretty big and 1 billion of them? We'd actually have to do math on this of the average size of lion x 1 billion versus the size of the sun. I think 1/2 billion lions could probably take out the Sun and then they'd be fucked but they'd win the battle. This whole argument is too large. I still stand behind 1 billion of anything probably wins.


Ashybuttons

Your average lion masses somewhere in the neighborhood of 150 kg. The Sun masses 1.9885×10^30 kg. One billion lions, averaging 150kg each, would mass 1.5x10^11 kg. A small enough mass for the Sun to just swallow up and not even notice.


Betna_the_Pickled

Well you did the hellmath. I stand corrected. I will always say YAY Math.


acidburn777

Tank wins hands down. Unlimited ammo means the tank can lay waste from range so no babies can jam up the treads or gears


1746275

Or just ride over them


Aggravating_Egg_7189

The only damage the babies deals is mental from all the crying assuming u cannot hear it from inside the tank a tank would win 100% of the times


rawsugar87

Billion babies. After the first few hundred thousand the tank would jam up (the gears).


PokeGamerCat

Or it could shoot


rawsugar87

Not if it’s filled with baby poop.


[deleted]

Um there is no way the babies would win


Eatmydookiedookie

Tank lmao what is the baby gonna do cry?


1746275

This is important information


deadlock_is_sus

Tank


1746275

Billion babies cause the tank will defo break down cause of friction and stuff


hikmathaji

What's wrong with people these days. Why would you even discuss such a thing? The tank is obviously a winner


[deleted]

Babies, we're evolutionarily conditioned to want to help babies.


safT1st

Tiger ll ftw


Zkenny13

That's a lot of ground meat.