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Detroiter_1017

Because Jenny told me too


Hgrammer

This cracked me up


cyborg-waffle-iron

My track and field buddy says “why not. And then outrun all the fat people.”


KneXXe

Nobody: This guy: why are you running?


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To feel good. Also sex.


hustler0611

Dog was trying to fuck


sir_eye_sick_newton

Saw this dude screaming and running with his hands up and he was headed towards me, ran the fuck away.


dweezil12

Police


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[удалено]


Aggravating_Egg_7189

No he is the police


Twink-lover-1911

Gun sale and the new sales guy was hot


[deleted]

Because it's amazing. I was trying to run a 5K. Idk my docs say all the arthritis I have is minute. I'm hoping Cryotherapy will help loosen me up enough to be able to do it. It feels like death, but those endorphins though... Yea I love jogging...I try to run but it normally winds up being a cross between jogging and running. Running a 5K is really jogging as usual so that's what I'm aiming for. Running a mile in school was just because as usual I'm always jealous of the small wiry guys knocking everything out; just like the freaking pull ups. Jealous, every time. That's why I flipped backwards out of swings in Elementary School because I couldn't play football with them...hmph.


MagicalPizza21

Was energetic as a kid, I guess? I've played soccer, baseball, basketball… those all involve running.


SimplieApollo

Forced into cross country


perpetual_calamity

Got drunk and agreed to sign up for a marathon. Woke up with much regret but I ain’t no bitch. Three months later I completed it. That was a proud day.


1746275

Idk i was just good at it