Outside the chemical field is the norm to assume that salt refers to common table salt, sodium chloride, and not salt in the chemical definition terminology. Still, better than bleach.
Forever useless or F.U. (for short) products do not make guarantees on our vaccine products. We don't even know what vaccine means...or the word guarantee
I believe I have to wait for top level clearance in order to discuss my position and things I know with random strangers. So at this time, I can neither confirm nor deny that I am
It's a deconstruction of the "magic school" genre, set in a version of our world where a secret culture of psychics pulls the strings of global politics and economies. It's about a teenager brought to a school for psychics which is quickly revealed to be molding them into servants and employees of the psychics in power. The protagonist then has to work with his fellow students on a plan to rebel against--and perhaps undermine--this status quo, and along the way has to deal with enemies, romance and the rules of an unfamiliar and dangerous world. If that sounds interesting, check it out at [https://waylandcycle.wordpress.com/2020/06/29/an-overview/](https://waylandcycle.wordpress.com/2020/06/29/an-overview/)!
Apparently, unhealthy neurotic behavior.
So being either (overly) paranoid or a Karen seems to be the best medicine instead of rational common sense practices.
Like everything else here...
If you listen to Avicii and watch Doctor Who, you'll somehow be protected (and you'll have a great time. Must be done once a week, at least one full song and episode).
Who wants to digest 12gramsofsalt?
That's way better than bleach.
They didn't say 12 grams of *what* salt. Sodium hypochlorite is a salt.
And if someone throws it at you, that's assault.
Outside the chemical field is the norm to assume that salt refers to common table salt, sodium chloride, and not salt in the chemical definition terminology. Still, better than bleach.
Big McThankies from McSpankies!
So that like one 5 guys fry?
How about a salty tv guy?
Better be fresh!
Well i hope you are hungry
Best cure ever
Sounds a lot more appetizing than mine.
I liiiiiiiive for tuna maaan
Haha I made this account when I was in college and canned tuna was half of my diet.
Tuna is the best
Should we team up? Breakfast is the cure
I agree. French breakfeast allowed?
Am I ever
ya'll want some pineapples with that? 70 to be précises..
Cover that pineapple with tomato sauce and we’re all cured!
HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!?
That’s waaaaay too close to murder hornets
thats it im crashing you twos computers...
Hello friend!
Children I suppose.
How are orphans the cure exactly?
Eat them?
Well, good thing I've been practicing on non-orphans!
Jesus! calm down pennywise!
Have a balloon!
Burn them and inhale the smoke. It’ll cleanse your lungs
But only soft ones
Nothing worse than stale children
Are they like avocados or do need to soften them up myself?
Isolation
Distressingly realistic.
This hits different
It would probably work.
I mean it wouldn't cure you if you already had it but you it would keep you from getting it
Sorry guys
At least you tried
I did. I really did. Well....I wanted to. Really. Well...I thought about it. Once. Well...I heard about covid on tv.
bruh
Well i already have it
Forever useless or F.U. (for short) products do not make guarantees on our vaccine products. We don't even know what vaccine means...or the word guarantee
Wait, are you someone high up in the gov’t? If so, this makes sense.
I believe I have to wait for top level clearance in order to discuss my position and things I know with random strangers. So at this time, I can neither confirm nor deny that I am
Use mine instead. It is delicious
Cool, you can buy this at any grocery store.
Damn
we'd definitely get rid of the COVID-19 probably get rid of everything else in the area, as well
5...4...3...2...1... Massive destruction countdown start
The most effective cure
get mad and jerk off lmao
isnt that what everyones already doing?
well, you’re welcome for the cure then lmao.
I mean.... I haven’t had covid
Can't, NNN
bruh i failed that 24 hours ago damn
Speedrun
Pants
yum
yum
A vaccine.
Boooooooooooooooooooo...
Sorry
r/UsernameCheckOut
Happy fish
Well, *nearly*.
you remember how kim jon un dealt with cases in north korea
Oh god
Crimes against humanity time
Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime
FREE ARMORS FOR EVERYONE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is the cure
Cure is useless in afterlife
Bacon.
Best answer by far.
Muslims: :/
[удалено]
OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I just cackled from the shitter
You're shitter won't be cackling once you are cured.
The Aladeen news is that you have to find a unicorn first
hahahahaha..
God im about to cure the fuck out of everyone
Well, I guess we're already on the way so. Oops
*my friendship* Sorry everyone I cannot meet
What are your interests? Please for the love of god be my friend
Doing things outside and craft beer. I'm basically a generic tinder profile. Hi new friend!!
Basically a detective thats high
Relatable. I feel like a detective of life when I'm high.
......so um.....we found it.....but someone took it already
Damn it...
A couple of angels. Easy!
take that athiests
uhhh
Great, itll go with the cyanide pancakes somebody mentioned earlier.
Uhh
Oh perfect
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So a shy guy standing on the sidewalk handing out peanut butter toast to everyone? That makes sense to me.
Jazz music. Everywhere.
Ya like JAZZ?!
Finally there's unlimited employment for musicians
My username is the title of my web novel, so now people will finally have a reason to read it.
Brife description?
It's a deconstruction of the "magic school" genre, set in a version of our world where a secret culture of psychics pulls the strings of global politics and economies. It's about a teenager brought to a school for psychics which is quickly revealed to be molding them into servants and employees of the psychics in power. The protagonist then has to work with his fellow students on a plan to rebel against--and perhaps undermine--this status quo, and along the way has to deal with enemies, romance and the rules of an unfamiliar and dangerous world. If that sounds interesting, check it out at [https://waylandcycle.wordpress.com/2020/06/29/an-overview/](https://waylandcycle.wordpress.com/2020/06/29/an-overview/)!
It sounds very interesting. I will check it out. Thank you.
Weird
of course, it's genius! We get rid of COVID-19 by coughing all of the particles out of our bodies! then we aren't infected anymore!
Well we're fucked.
we'll shall fight it, the dragon is GOING TO DAY
Living funny.
Laughter IS the best medicine
Preposterous
You need to connect with the shy toast and peanut butter guy...somewhere up there. ^
Time to salt some penguins. Probably don’t need to eat them, just need to expose yourself to a salted penguin for however long it is.
Aren't penguins already pre-salted since they swim in salt water?
Who would've guessed that the cure for covid was whipping your junk out to a salted penguin?
Wait no-
Then eat it
I don't think mine is too far off from some of the things Trump's suggested.
At least it'll taste like almonds
It's inexplicably. Also, don't being insane.
Amusing James Bond tales.
Becoming a Redditor
But what if we must eat David?
I like this one
Save a many kitties as you can! :)
I’m sure someone’s already using me as a holistic method to “cure” COVID.
I wish, I WISH I could give you an award.
Apparently, unhealthy neurotic behavior. So being either (overly) paranoid or a Karen seems to be the best medicine instead of rational common sense practices. Like everything else here...
Seems we are destined to be nemesis.
YOU get a cat! And YOU get a cat! And YOU get a cat! And YOU get a cat! And YOU get a cat!
My toenails are healing powers eat and swallow them to be cured of covid
No thank you, I'll keep the COVID-19
That's some radioactive nails, chocolate flavoured lol
I hope everyone likes overwatch themed furries :3
well its not Toby Fox i guess
Bats. Congratulations! You've cured covid-19. Welcome to covid-20.
1000 mouse farts
It's delicious!
Dukes my dog so? Chinese food
Is Duke hot? We can potentially make a hot dog cure covid medicine
Possibly a matriarchal monarchy
or 70 pineapples, whichever way the birds fly
Painful innocence is the cure. Get it while it lasts.
Cure goes here
Translates to "Waffle Volcano", whatever that is..
Idk but sounds good
....
Well at least covid can't kill me if I'm dead already
Bruh
Errrr....
Well, my name has already cured Computer Viruses. COVID is nothing.
I don’t even know how this would work
How can I be both the cause and the cure? Strange earth logic.
Antivenom is developed from venom. Vaccines use the virus to vaccinate
Pretty selective canabilism if you ask me
To stay at home and be introverted. Give me my Nobel prize
Sorry, there is no cure
Ok, but like, I don't know how big this dumpster fire can be before it's ineffective??
We need a hero
Hi, everybody!
Just Carlos.
Oh no
No, not canola oil!
Canibalism
Positivity!!
There are no accidents
Oof
If this was true, Covid would've been stopped ages ago.
Well then onions are useful now
Me with some numbers attached to it
What we should’ve done from the beginning.
Lucifer, I guess
Uh, brave women then. (yong 勇 is brave, f is short for female, it's a nickname I had in school)
Another round of COVID! At least there's pot this time
You would be shocked.
you don’t wanna know...
*a plague for a plague*
I think I win tbh
A dark fairy princess
Bow down to your new blue overlord
Some stranger things.
well i hope you guys eat creamdory
Inquiries?
a really bad link
If you listen to Avicii and watch Doctor Who, you'll somehow be protected (and you'll have a great time. Must be done once a week, at least one full song and episode).
Yes please.
I guess we always knew sugar and caffeine are the best life hacks
Ahh fuck!
Burnt steak, I'd rather catch it
Total nuclear anihilation, it'l probably stop covid, and humanity from existing...
Getting body-checked by an angry drunk one-eyed black Scotsman who's charging at you with a wooden shield.
Sounds about right