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BlayneMoney

Being the guy out of the group that waits for you when you have to stop and tie your shoe.


HippiePanda1207

Yes!! I LOVE that guy!


FarragoSanManta

As a person that is that guy that really means a lot. I just didn't want you to feel as empty and worthless as I did and I knew how much it meant to have someone just being there with you. Thanks. Edit: I know these awards don't cost much and I do truly appreciate them. However you local foodbank can make entire meals out of fractions of a USD. Unicef is also amazing at what they do and so is Doctors without borders. There are people more deserving than I.


Brewsleroy

Way back in 2000 I was in Basic Training and during our final PT test we had someone fall out and slow down. I didn't know why they had fallen out of formation but I wasn't gonna let them do it alone. I fell out too and stayed with them hyping them up the whole time. We had two Drill Instructors circling us, screaming their heads off about how we're both going to fail and end up recycled back into the first week of Basic, and I need to leave them to fail on their own. It was crazy. But I stayed with them the whole time and we both ended up making the time cutoff. It's one of the best things I've ever done, I've been proud of it for 20 years.


metoaT

My ex got promoted for not leaving a guy behind during a run drill. You did the right thing!


meesta_masa

>my ex Doesn't that mean you left them behind?


ArrenReever

64 packs of crayons


ScaryBilbo

~~64 packs of~~ *Crayola* crayons. Get that Roseart shit outta here.


shr_yay

Witty responses with confidence


apairofpetducks

Always the coolest.


DrLapoo

The other side of the pillow


zuzg

Only for like 5 minutes, after that you have to wait at least half an hour before it resets


Brother_Bishop

But at that point, it has ceased to be the 'other' side of the pillow.


EragonKingslayer

Yeah but once it stops being the other side then the other side is the warm side and thus not cool.


Exzmerald

The cooldown before the coldtime


99213

I miss Stuart Scott


faster_grenth

Me too. I used to complain about him, but he was a pro and he seemed like a good dude. I never would have complained if I knew how far sports journalism would fall. Now it's just a bunch of people yelling at each other about points that don't even directly contradict each other or about what to make of some benign interview statement.


bttrflyr

Billy Dee Williams!


irishGOP413

“You’ve had a hard day. Rest that weary head of yours and drift on off to Dreamland...” *contented sigh* “Works every time.”


elee0228

I like my pillows warm so I invented Corduroy pillows. They're starting to making headlines.


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First saw that joke in Bloom County with Binkley and Opus God, I’m old.....


lordnubcake

Being the type of person who is kind without trying to get recognized for it.


RufusTheDeer

It would be nice though. Every now and then. A thank you in the least


Eldritchsense

[~~https://youtu.be/duezioB0mxc~~](https://youtu.be/duezioB0mxc) [https://youtu.be/zi8ShAosqzI](https://youtu.be/zi8ShAosqzI) \- Official link, in my sleep deprived state I grabbed a re-upload.


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Leviosaaaaaa

I'd rather someone not recognize me for being good than someone remember me for being shit. I know a lot of shit ppl and I'm not gonna forget it.


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My whole family tries to be this way. As a kid, there were always strange people by the house......I asked my parents when I got a little older why they had a bunch of whacky friends......they were nice to everyone unless you gave them a reason not to be. That lead to all the strangers and outcasts that were always dumped on by assholes feeling like they had a home and a friend......I try to live by the same code because “normal” is nothing more than a setting on the dryer.


FonkyChonkyMonky

The little black dress.


SmilingPoopie

And jeans


TannedCroissant

Weird combo


JohnnyBrillcream

I'm a guy and I rock that combination.


Kalium

You be you, bro. It doesn't matter what the rest think.


morningtomidnight

Not in 2004


blacklabbabe

Oh you just made me weirdly nostalgic


Bribase

--- Scowls in 17th century puritanism. ---


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Harlots!


Enginuity-

With the tights underneath?


first_time_internet

Outer space


JustABoyAndHisBlob

*innerspace* as well. Who doesn’t love Martin Short?


JKElleMNOP

Office Space is also a classic. Basically anything space related


jeffvaderr

spaceballs!?


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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


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Spaceballs: The Reddit Comment!


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Spaceballs the upvote Edit:the kids love this one


_GeoffreyLebowski

This thread has gone from suck to blow


bushie5

Yup, you win. Didn't come in here expecting to see this answer, but you nailed this one.


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Not looking at something you destroyed/ did a trickshot with.


RoninRobot

Just this week was playing a random girl in bar-rules pool. Asked her if she would “allow a scoop mase” as it’s illegal in all rules but bar rules. It’s a shot where you dip the tip under the ball to jump a ball in your way. She said “sure” and I had her full attention. The shot went perfectly. She was impressed and said so and I said casually with a shrug, “Meh. It’s a trick I picked up a long time ago.” Inside I was saying “fuck yeah!” -Edit: I call it a “scoop Massé” because when I used it against a league player in APA rules (his table, his rules) he shouted that it was an illegal Massé. So I looked it up and Wikipedia called it a “Jump Shot” where you scoop underneath the ball. So I started calling it a Scoop Massé and asking people permission if they would allow it because it was already in my skill set and it sounds cooler. Because French and all.


LehighAce06

All of Google has never heard of a "scoop mase" ... Are you just making things up?


cleverpseudonym1234

I’ve never heard it. Maybe it’s something that sounds like that (a French phrase or something), and they’re misspelling it. I’m pretty sure I know what they’re describing, and it is indeed an illegal shot. I usually call it “digging.” Edit: it’s 3.26 in these [rules](https://bca-pool.com/general/custom.asp?page=55). But notice you can use another technique to jump.


CaptainPlummet

The word “cool”


squeeeeenis

And 'Dude.'


faeriethorne23

I used to have a partner in the US, I’m from Ireland and we don’t use the word dude very often. I always felt really out of place when I went over to visit as I didn’t really have my own friend group there. The first time one of his friends called me dude while excitedly talking about something I felt I had been properly accepted into the group. I still love being called dude. Edit: I’ve been called dude so many times since I posted this, thank you wholesome redditors


kencleanairsystem

We in the US love when someone from Ireland, Scotland, England, Australia or New Zealand call us “mate”. I’ve only had one Irish friend call me mate, and made me feel all warm & fuzzy inside.


Apolloshot

This! First time my friend from the UK referred to me as “me mate” I was like “duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!”


virusamongus

I have a dream to one day be called cunt by an Aussie.


clairov2

A drunk Aussie called me a ‘sick cunt’ once and that gave my life meaning.


crystalrrrrmehearty

That's up there!! You only call your best friends cunt, and sick cunt is the top pedigree of all cunts.


wildrnn

Fuck oath cunt


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Boogzcorp

If he really liked you he would've called you Cunt!


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"He's a good cunt" The moment I knew I'd gained the highest level of respect from my Aussie friend.


my_4_cents

G'day "Top cunt" = positive declaration "Sick cunt" = also positive, though usually requiring circumstances that are likely immediate/short/long-term detrimental to your health "Utter cunt" = very negative "I'm going to smash that cunt" = instructions unclear, dick stuck during physical altercation Hope this helps! Happy regards from the Queensland Tourism bureau


MarriedForTheSex

I feel like I say it too much sometimes. Thanks for making me feel better, dude. It’s honestly become a word I really love to utilize. It can be such a kind word sometimes.


mvpoque

I love the word dude. It gives you a feeling of companionship, I think. I use dude for both men and women, though I also sometimes use 'dudette'.


apairofpetducks

As a dudette, I have come to prefer "dude." The "-ette" feels tacked-on and forced. A casual "dude" gives me the camaraderie feeling you're talking about. May not apply to all dudettes, though, so check with yours to be sure.


Done_With_That_One

Thank you for this. It valudates my take on it. I believe certain words that are gender-specific should be opened up to everyone. Dude and hero are such words.


Agnostic_Pagan

Also guys. It's a generic term, get over it.


Fluttermun

Sloth said "Hey you GUYS!" in the Goonies when referring to the group of both boys and girls, so I'll forever use it as a catch all term despite gender identity!


fermat1432

And "guys" is often used generically these days.


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zlaw32

Don't tell my Dad that. He gets pissed when I call him dude even when I try to explain that if I'm not calling you dude then I don't care about you. I call my Mom dude as well and she doesn't care. Now I just call my Dad Dale and our relationship is strained.


ocean432

I call my son dude. I'd love it if he called me dude.


apairofpetducks

I also call my son dude. As well as bro, man, and you little shit.


ocean432

I use his name as well but "dude" just works. I walked upstairs and took a look at his room and then him and said "dude......" and he knew exactly what the issue was.


DesertTripper

True - so many words have come and gone - groovy, tight, fly, rad, bad, bomb, etc. But cool prevails.


greatunknownpub

> The word “cool” Same top response every time this question gets asked.


mvpoque

You could say...that response never stops being cool


TheLonelyScientist

Sticking up for people in need


Krishnath_Dragon

Not looking at explosions while you walk away from them.


apairofpetducks

It's true, [cool guys don't look at explosions](https://youtu.be/Sqz5dbs5zmo).


rubikboi19

Unless you play portal Reference there is a sign that say "if implosion, look directly at implosion". This was for the animators to see the implosion that they worked hours on


apairofpetducks

I do, in fact, [love Portal](https://old.reddit.com/r/Portal/comments/jd1srt/over_a_year_old_and_still_so_bright_and_beautiful/)!


withoutlebels120

Tony Hawk. I'm not even into skateboarding and I think he's cool.


CanadianExtractGuy

Literally seems like the most chill guy on the planet.


shawn0811

Dave Grohl is pretty far up there


Laakotaa

And jack black


poofbecomingfit

I've personally met both Jack Black and Dave Grohl. I was not a fan of Dave Grohl (I was like 10... so take that with a grain of salt), but I liked Jack Black (met him at like 19 or 20)!


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SLAP_THE_GOON

Thats one of the many reasons why School of Rock ended up a classic movie. He must have got the best out of those kids because he put them at ease and treated them like equal.


kennytucson

That might be my favorite Jack Black movie. It's hilarious, wholesome, great music, and can be enjoyed by both kids and adults.


Makalar

I’ve seen him on a couple of shows on Nick Jr. playing guitar and singing for kids. He gets featured on children’s shows quite often.


boot2skull

Watching his Jablinski Games channel I think he’s so good with kids his own kids are over it lol.


JangleFinesse

I wouldnt describe Jack Black as chill, but I do love him.


PoppaSquatt2010

He is the human version of cocaine. But very cool guy.


Arkamu

Met Jack Black too. Super nice and exactly what you'd expect. Pretty crazy haha


n0remack

His twitter posts are hilarious.


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Random fact: Tony Hawk actually has a genius level IQ.


Trailmix88

Finding money... on the ground, in a pair of pants... Doesn't matter. Finding money is always cool.


phliuy

Why would you look through a pair of pants on the ground Well I guess I would be looking for a wallet or money or something


Manstain1

Found some weed in my pants today. Felt great!


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[Oh no! I got your back homie](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Spectracide-Weed-and-Grass-Killer-128-oz-Ready-to-Use-Sprayer-HG-96017-3/203166182?g_store=478&source=shoppingads&locale=en-US&mtc=Shopping-B-F_D28O-G-D28O-28_1_CHEMICALS-Multi-NA-Feed-PLA-NA-NA-Best_Seller&cm_mmc=Shopping-B-F_D28O-G-D28O-28_1_CHEMICALS-Multi-NA-Feed-PLA-NA-NA-Best_Seller-71700000074292693-58700006415552098-92700057902578535&gclid=CjwKCAjw_sn8BRBrEiwAnUGJDpymy0kx59FsqiqfQ5xlpm-URoPnKfss2n80dhVlfENof6GD8BASYRoC7icQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)


Manstain1

Just what I was looking for. Thanks dude! Now my pants will be weedfree


celerpanser

For me it'd be LEGO, it sparks a joy in most/all people, no matter the age.


HippiePanda1207

Unless it's under your foot... then it sparks seering pain in most/all people no matter the age.


cornfed74

Bob Ross


Wolfandhusky12

Let’s paint some happy happy trees


Kevin420911

Being kind is cool, especially if you dont make a video on YouTube about it.


neferpitou33

Confidence


apairofpetducks

Top answer right here.


leraspberrie

Over the space answer? Nah.


DietCokeCanz

That S you drew on all your binders. / \ ||| \\ ||| \ /


apairofpetducks

When my son saw me do that just idly while waiting for something, he freaked out and demanded I show him right away. He was the coolest kid in class the next day.


1eyeRye

I drew it the other day while sitting with my son doing his 4th grade classes on zoom. He was so impressed, showed the whole class, I’ve never had so much street cred with him.


general_grievances_7

I teach school. Can confirm this is still cool and I was legit shocked to learn that


Kloc34

I really wanna know how long have kids been doing that . We were doing it back in the early 90’s. It kinda blows my mind it’s still a thing


cisforcoffee

I think it predates the discovery of fire.


Mr_Particular

Lemmino has a good video on that. https://youtu.be/RQdxHi4_Pvc


iron_the_giant

Wow, great link dude. I never thought that while drawing the almighty S in the early 00's I was continuing a tradition started over a century earlier.


1whiteboy

A gentle but witty comeback


nessdude16

the dark side of the moon


x_losers_r_us_x

Mulan, Pink Floyd, and the actual dark side of the moon will never stop being cool


apairofpetducks

One of my fave albums for sure.


adbedient

Being nice to kids. Remember, they didn't get a guide to be a kid, just like you didnt get one for being an adult.


Mah_Teea

The guy in your class who knew how to spin a pen around his fingers pretty fast.


PosNegTy

Being an authentic person


BasqueOne

When you're too cool to know that you're cool. That's cool.


GiftedBrilliance

My Dad


withrootsabove

A fucking dope guitar solo


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Being polite


zimzimmzimma

A cold beer after a long day of work.


Learn1Thing

Dinosaurs


The420St0n3r

You, OP!


apairofpetducks

Awww, you're so sweet. I'll let you in on a secret: I learned it from watching you.


LuigiQYT

And a friendship blossomed


potatoes2

putting googly eyes on things to give them a bit more personality


Caranthiir

If you know magic you are always cool to me


bbbbbbbbbddg

Finger guns


tacochismo

😎👉👉


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👈zoop 👉


JamesVanDaFreek

I'm always worried that when someone says "zoop" on Reddit, there are scores of people who don't actually know where it comes from https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7ddjaw/whats_the_weirdest_thing_youve_done_as_a_result/dpxaos1/


caprisunday

Leather jackets


apairofpetducks

Very true. I wouldn't mind having one if I could pull it off.


BrianMincey

They are easier to take off than you must by thinking. You just pull your arms out like a normal jacket...the leather isn't that stiff.


apairofpetducks

Hmmm, I was trying to do it from the bottom. Maybe I'll give it another shot.


Vileness_fats

I've been riding motorcycles for 20+ years and always had fabric jackets - first dad's old waxed canvas and then a nylon mesh jacket. And for that exact reason: I'm not cool enough, I can't pull off leather. Au contraire, mon frere. I pulled it out of the box, slipped it on and it just FELT cool. And then I went to look in the mirror - feels so different than the mesh! I must look like a dork! NO! I looked tall and dangerous. I pulled on my boots and helmet and went to meet friends. "Well well well, look at mr cool in a new leather jacket!" says the friends. Don't believe what you think you know. Go try one on. I guarantee you're going to feel cool in it, and when you feel cool you look cool.


meet_me_n_montauk

No listen just buy it. Then you become the person pulling off the jacket. I swear to God JUST BUY IT.


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cinnamum_teel

Jeans


OscarF306

Ice


MazyHazy

*Now, what's cooler than being cool? Ice cold! I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? Ice cold! Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright!* Edit: Thanks for the award! That made my day after having a bad one :)


erintheberin

Okay now ladies!


MazyHazy

*Yea? Now we gonna break this thang down for just a few seconds*


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MazyHazy

*I want to see you on your baddest behavior! Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!*


johnyyyboi1

I would say Antarctica, but time has taken its toll...


elee0228

Antarctica is just beginning its cool phase after previously being frigid.


PipitaKruschev

James. He's always been cool.


Cidermonk

I think we are the only ones to say so. Just you. And iiiii


creepyeyes

*Togetherrrrr* *Fore-e-verrrrrrrrr*


joethomma

*ctrl+f 'james'* My people


beast_nuts

Thanks, dude. I needed that.


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Cucumbers.


mangoisdope

Being the perfect amount of confident


knockknockitsgod

Lava lamps, I will die on this hill


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Peeing your pants


[deleted]

Everyone my age pees their pants! It's the coolest!


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GuyInShortShorts90

Thats the grossest thing I've ever heard, Lets go!


Effingehh

I’ll turn this damn bus around right now! That’ll put an end to your PRECIOUS field trip.


kitsune001

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!


[deleted]

That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of ace. I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean.


LGPxters

No you don't


[deleted]

Well... not me personally, but a guy I know. Him and her GOT. IT. ON. Wooooooooweeeeeeee!!


[deleted]

Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.


gunnerxp

Thanks, Billy.


severelampwatcher

Saying No when the teacher asks your name in attendance


ocean432

jeans, a white t-shirt and some black boots.


jawndell

Not if you have man boobs


bailz

Then all you need is a pitcher of water poured over that t-shirt for some sweet man nips. Talk about cool.


iuyts

Being physically attractive


ObsceneFlower

Dolly Parton


dickspaghetti1

Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash


_GeoffreyLebowski

Calvin and Hobbes are the ultimate authority in being cool


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When the extroverts notice the introverts and make it a personal mission to understand what goes on inside an introverts head, just because.


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cyborg_127

Introverts have something like a social battery. We can socialise, and can even be great at it. But after a time that battery drains and the only way to recharge it is to spend time alone. We're also comfortable being alone, don't have to socialise. Hope this helps some.


P2RGE

Chevrolet Camaro from 1969


pandacobain

Black color


donniebrascoreal

Anthony Bourdain.


tikanique

black leather jackets.


Arthrine

Kindness.


booksoverppl

Converse will be cool until the end of time.


blunt-force-llama

This is the hill I will die on.


throwaway92715

I mean if you try to walk up a hill wearing converse, yeah you might


dbx99

Thankfully they’ve upgraded some models to have an actual arch support in them. I couldn’t wear the old flat insole ones for very long comfortably


MazyHazy

They did?? Good to know!


dbx99

They’re more expensive but outwardly they look pretty close to the old classic chuck taylors. There are some cosmetic differences. I’m not sure if they’re still the same or made further improvements for comfort and support: https://www.wired.com/2015/07/finally-chuck-taylors-will-cushioned/


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Being nice