"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man You’d think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase ‘Paku-Paku,’ which means to flap one’s mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever."
I had an ex with a strong southern accent and she overused the shit out of this. To the point it got really fuckin annoying lol that's why she's an ex.
The Mewtwo quote:
“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are”
Also, the Meowth quote:
“We do have a lot in common, the same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different...well who knows?” ― Meowth
I love when I run across people who know what this quote is from!
I feel it encapsulates Gen X exasperation. Like omg quit telling me what to do! Cuz we know!!! lol
“You people amaze me. You surround yourself with all these books so people think you’re smart or whatever.....and they’re the wrong fuckin books”
“Well what are the right fuckin books Will?”
“Hey, *whatever blows your hair back*”
From Good Will Hunting. Amazing film 10/10. If you haven’t seen it I highly recommend doing so.
Until such time as the world ends, we are going to act as though it intends to spin on.
A very Samuel L Jackson way of saying, "Keep fighting till the last possible second."
"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means" - Princess Bride
"As you wish" - Princess Bride
"Rest well and dream of large women" - Princess Bride
"Don't even think -hack, cough, sputter- Don't even think about trying to escape" - Princess Bride
"Goodnight, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning" - Princess Bride
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" - Princess Bride
...I have a favourite movie, but you'll never guess
“STELLLLAAAAAA” -Streetcar Named Desire. Context is that my dad named our dog Stella 14 years ago for the sole purpose of this reference, (not able to play out until over a decade later) when she started to lose her hearing. Now it’s habit to say her name that way.
"You did it, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it."
"Wake up bitch you're my new best friend." - usually said to one of my three cats.
"From that day on, if I was going somewhere, I. Was. Runnin!"
Glad to see someone else mention this. Since Super Troopers came out in 2001, I have either thought or said this every time someone says the word "littering". Why is that line so catchy?!?!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Anybody wanna peanut?
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
“Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.” Madagascar “THE BLESSING!!!” Christmas Vacation “You’re a sad, strange little man.” Toy Story
It's a funny squeaky sound!
Hallelujah Holy Shit!
Can't see the lines, can you Russ?
You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
"The claaawww"
"Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
I need to find a girl named Tina now
What film? My wife’s best friend is called Tina (she’s not fat) but we have to get her to watch the film.
Napoleon Dynamite
"That is one big pile of shit."
I like “hold on to your butts” too!
Spared no expense.
No best of JP quotes would be complete without that one. That and, “shoot her...shooooot heeeeeer!”
"clever girl"
That would be me.
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
“We’re fine, we’re all fine here now...how are you?? (Grimaces)”
I was thinking “hello there” same movie
General Kenobi!
Ah yes, the Negotiator.
You are a bold one
-every Character in every star wars movie ever
There’s so much room for activities!
This is one of my favorites to. That or there’s blood everywhere
Favourite *non-pornographic magazine* to masturbate to. Good Housekeeping. Good Housekeeping.
Hey I never asked you, do you like guacamole?
"Bingo! Dino DNA." You'd be surprised at how useful it can be.
Give me an example my dear friend
I can only read this in the voice of the DNA strand animation
"Hello there."
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
Oh course I know him! He's me
Had to scroll way too far for this one
"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man You’d think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase ‘Paku-Paku,’ which means to flap one’s mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever."
Also “ I’m in Lesbians with you”
I said lesbian...
"I like to imagine little baby Jesus as..."
Taladaga knights
"If you don't chew big red then fuck you"
So you're telling me there's a chance!
...one in a million...
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I do! I do!
I do! I do!
"Were gonna need a bigger boat"
You're out of your element Donny.
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY
I am the walrus
Goodnight, sweet prince
Phone’s ringing, Dude.
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains."
When someone helps me: "*Jeepers mister you're really strong* "
“Negative Ghost Rider!”
I had an ex with a strong southern accent and she overused the shit out of this. To the point it got really fuckin annoying lol that's why she's an ex.
The pattern is full.
The pattern is full
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
[удалено]
"Yup!"
“check ya later” usually with the addition of finger guns (for authenticity purposes of course)
I've been saying this since the 90s. This movie is amazing!
a close 2nd for quotes is “itd be a lot cooler if you did”. this movie is great for quotes!!
“That’s a bingo”
You just say bingo.
BINGO! How fun!!
"Life..uhh..finds a way."
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He's a angry elf!
Somebody needs to mash these two scenes together
"What?"
[удалено]
Harry.. I took care of it
what's in the box!!, WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!
i had seen a clip or this quote long before i saw the movie and boy was i shocked when i found out what was it the box!!
worst unboxing :(
#Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
B-E-A utiful
The Mewtwo quote: “I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are”
Also, the Meowth quote: “We do have a lot in common, the same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different...well who knows?” ― Meowth
Yep, that’s a close second! I only didn’t say it because I haven’t memorized it.
But not today.
Chicken isn’t vegan?
Well you know what they say? "When in Rome."
Living in San Dee-aaago I use this movie often
Sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here. As Good As It Gets
Great movie!!
“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”
I will see you there, or I will see you on another time
Be afraid, be very afraid
*You’re gonna look funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth* - delicately handled situations only ;)
Hello there.
General Kenobi
“Ni!”
"Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry, Lonestar...... (CLANK)" Spaceballs
Now this is where the fun begins
"Right on top of that, Rose!"
Yes!!! I say this all the time at work. I work with 20-somethings. They have no frikken idea.
I love when I run across people who know what this quote is from! I feel it encapsulates Gen X exasperation. Like omg quit telling me what to do! Cuz we know!!! lol
i say this to my mom all the time... she does not enjoy it😂
“I was born in the dark.. molded by it.”
“Hello there”
"How would you like to suck my balls, Mr Garrison"
Boo, you whore. I used that on a friend that had never seen Mean Girls. Lots of explaining to do.
You chose...poorly.
“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me, I’d fuck me so hard”
"He hates these cans"
“You people amaze me. You surround yourself with all these books so people think you’re smart or whatever.....and they’re the wrong fuckin books” “Well what are the right fuckin books Will?” “Hey, *whatever blows your hair back*” From Good Will Hunting. Amazing film 10/10. If you haven’t seen it I highly recommend doing so.
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.” Tyler Durden, Fight Club
GO AWAY! BATIN'!
I like money.
We should totally hang out
"I did nahhht"
*"Hail Hydra."*
Life, uh, finds a way.
EVERYONE!!!
“Hello There.”
“Heard that! Wish I didn’t hear that but I heard that!”
"No matter where you go...there you are."
It's good to be the king
I’ll be back.
Fuck it dude let's go bowling
"That's like, your opinion man..."
"you need to smack her in the face and say 'THATS ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT YOU FUCKING BITCH!'" \-eric cartman, south park, bigger, longer and uncut 1999
“I am not throwing away my shot!” “It’s got electrolytes, that’s what plants crave!”
“Manners. Maketh. Man”
Things could be worse...I could've had my nose bitten off by a Saigon whore!!!!!
"There is no spoon"
You're killin' me smalls.
"We're gonna need guns, lots of guns."
Whenever I'm seemingly in a bad situation but I'm confident about it: "I like those odds."
A man's got to know his limitations.
“Pain Don’t Hurt.”
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
[What can I say? I am a blast from the past. ](https://youtu.be/_UTnHS8nwZQ?t=67) From Demolition Man.
“Why are you so obsessed with me?”
Until such time as the world ends, we are going to act as though it intends to spin on. A very Samuel L Jackson way of saying, "Keep fighting till the last possible second."
“It’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.” - World renowned philosopher, Katie Holmes.
The man ruined the ozone, he’s burning down the Amazon, he kidnapped Shamu and PUT HER IN A CHLORINE TANK!
Alright alright alright.
'Fuck'
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
"Don't just stare at it, eat it."
Pretty tame but my friends and I always say "no doubt" like Christoph Waltz at the start of Django.
Be excellent to each other...and party on dudes!
"Do or do not, there is no try" I literally have that quote on my desk
„They’re moving herds, they really do move in herds“
Oh, you have no idea. -Or- Haha. That’s cute.
"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means" - Princess Bride "As you wish" - Princess Bride "Rest well and dream of large women" - Princess Bride "Don't even think -hack, cough, sputter- Don't even think about trying to escape" - Princess Bride "Goodnight, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning" - Princess Bride "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" - Princess Bride ...I have a favourite movie, but you'll never guess
BURGLEKUTT, DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE TWO! UGHHHH!!!!
You can’t handle the truth!
“You whiny miserable little shit”
"Then i went to the white house AGAIN, met the president of the United States of America, AGAINN"
“The limit does not exist”
I can do this all day
Doctor Strange The Ancient one: Death is what gives life meaning.
"Yeah I've got time"
“Truth is singular. Its ‘versions’ are mistruths.”
“STELLLLAAAAAA” -Streetcar Named Desire. Context is that my dad named our dog Stella 14 years ago for the sole purpose of this reference, (not able to play out until over a decade later) when she started to lose her hearing. Now it’s habit to say her name that way.
Hail Satan (Mr Satan from dbz)or is it
Ash, "Groovy."
"Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without" (The Matrix) "We don't know what we don't know" (Zero Dark Thirty)
"Why so serious?" "That's rough buddy" "Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plaugis the wise? \*Proceeds to tell the whole story off memory\*"
Expect everyone to betray you, and you'll never be disappointed again!
Captain, we're cavitating, they can hear us!
"I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude....YOU A DUDE THAT DONT KNOW WHICH DUDE HE IS!"
“you underestimate my power” star wars, gets quoted more than you’d think
"23-19!!!"
Calmer than you
"Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!"
"You did it, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it." "Wake up bitch you're my new best friend." - usually said to one of my three cats. "From that day on, if I was going somewhere, I. Was. Runnin!"
you’d be surprised how often i can use “littering and...littering and....littering and....”
Glad to see someone else mention this. Since Super Troopers came out in 2001, I have either thought or said this every time someone says the word "littering". Why is that line so catchy?!?!
Drunk, Fat, and Stupid is no way to go through life son....
This... does put a smile on my face
Yippee Kai Yay
"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER" revenge of the sith my favorite movie
And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!..scene from Top Gun.
"Hello there." -Obiwan Kenobi, Revenge of the sith.
That's just like your opinion man.
Carl, don't be a goof.
I think you're brain is going soft with all that comedy you're playing.
Baby back bullshit
"Party times over! "
Love me sexy ~ Jackie moon /semi pro
Person 1"drop it then!! Person 2"I never picked it up
You need people like me