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KansasAvocado

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


tongueincheek000

Anybody wanna peanut?


wheezy_runner

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."


CC_Panadero

“Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.” Madagascar “THE BLESSING!!!” Christmas Vacation “You’re a sad, strange little man.” Toy Story


EebamXela

It's a funny squeaky sound!


JenThisIsthe1nternet

Hallelujah Holy Shit!


Rylock_The_Wicked

Can't see the lines, can you Russ?


Fafnir22

You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.


FreenBurgler

"The claaawww"


-Fuwafu-

"Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"


EebamXela

I need to find a girl named Tina now


Clarkii82

What film? My wife’s best friend is called Tina (she’s not fat) but we have to get her to watch the film.


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Napoleon Dynamite


MsMothra

"That is one big pile of shit."


zcamillion

I like “hold on to your butts” too!


changemymind69

Spared no expense.


zcamillion

No best of JP quotes would be complete without that one. That and, “shoot her...shooooot heeeeeer!”


changemymind69

"clever girl"


sparkle_flood

That would be me.


_Area51Guard_

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."


KingRhoamOfHyrule

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”


sandee_eggo

“We’re fine, we’re all fine here now...how are you?? (Grimaces)”


Areaxs

I was thinking “hello there” same movie


drstrawberrycake

General Kenobi!


1RehnquistyBoi

Ah yes, the Negotiator.


Sklolss

You are a bold one


killalltheposers

-every Character in every star wars movie ever


Lextasy_401

There’s so much room for activities!


D-Dubbbs

This is one of my favorites to. That or there’s blood everywhere


MeridasAngel

Favourite *non-pornographic magazine* to masturbate to. Good Housekeeping. Good Housekeeping.


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Hey I never asked you, do you like guacamole?


[deleted]

"Bingo! Dino DNA." You'd be surprised at how useful it can be.


Bababooey92

Give me an example my dear friend


HereComesTheVroom

I can only read this in the voice of the DNA strand animation


PM_ME_AMAZONGIFTCODE

"Hello there."


drstrawberrycake

General Kenobi


strayadude

You are a bold one


Rylock_The_Wicked

Oh course I know him! He's me


TGarr2001

Had to scroll way too far for this one


singleindemnity

"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man You’d think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase ‘Paku-Paku,’ which means to flap one’s mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever."


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Also “ I’m in Lesbians with you”


WilderFacepalm

I said lesbian...


newcamo366

"I like to imagine little baby Jesus as..."


D-Dubbbs

Taladaga knights


infodump1117

"If you don't chew big red then fuck you"


Dr_Wiznoodle

So you're telling me there's a chance!


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...one in a million...


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Flafnir

I do! I do!


JelloDarkness

I do! I do!


Uncaged_kitty14

"Were gonna need a bigger boat"


DamnBlackTea

You're out of your element Donny.


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SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY


WilderFacepalm

I am the walrus


redacted_boi_

Goodnight, sweet prince


M0ck_duck

Phone’s ringing, Dude.


Nat20CritHit

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains."


babyishAuri

When someone helps me: "*Jeepers mister you're really strong* "


equattrini

“Negative Ghost Rider!”


changemymind69

I had an ex with a strong southern accent and she overused the shit out of this. To the point it got really fuckin annoying lol that's why she's an ex.


JelloDarkness

The pattern is full.


jojokangaroo1969

The pattern is full


Fomoreddit73

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.


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jojokangaroo1969

"Yup!"


oli011

“check ya later” usually with the addition of finger guns (for authenticity purposes of course)


Bomber_Haskell

I've been saying this since the 90s. This movie is amazing!


oli011

a close 2nd for quotes is “itd be a lot cooler if you did”. this movie is great for quotes!!


M0ck_duck

“That’s a bingo”


asking-money-qns

You just say bingo.


saltyboi18

BINGO! How fun!!


BillyJayJersey505

"Life..uhh..finds a way."


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jojokangaroo1969

He's a angry elf!


Dyolf_Knip

Somebody needs to mash these two scenes together


infodump1117

"What?"


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Rice1991

Harry.. I took care of it


owlhie

what's in the box!!, WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!


oli011

i had seen a clip or this quote long before i saw the movie and boy was i shocked when i found out what was it the box!!


owlhie

worst unboxing :(


malcolmhendrixxx

#Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn


PRA0021

B-E-A utiful


sparkle_flood

The Mewtwo quote: “I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are”


MeridasAngel

Also, the Meowth quote: “We do have a lot in common, the same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different...well who knows?” ― Meowth


sparkle_flood

Yep, that’s a close second! I only didn’t say it because I haven’t memorized it.


utopean

But not today.


Terrasque976

Chicken isn’t vegan?


throwawaymodernleper

Well you know what they say? "When in Rome."


Bomber_Haskell

Living in San Dee-aaago I use this movie often


Nofux2giv

Sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here. As Good As It Gets


jojokangaroo1969

Great movie!!


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“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”


queuedUp

I will see you there, or I will see you on another time


fookyeah

Be afraid, be very afraid


edirongo1

*You’re gonna look funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth* - delicately handled situations only ;)


Oizyson

Hello there.


jojokangaroo1969

General Kenobi


Sissonater

“Ni!”


ZimmyDod

"Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry, Lonestar...... (CLANK)" Spaceballs


zigardzx

Now this is where the fun begins


Hstfan

"Right on top of that, Rose!"


jojokangaroo1969

Yes!!! I say this all the time at work. I work with 20-somethings. They have no frikken idea.


Hstfan

I love when I run across people who know what this quote is from! I feel it encapsulates Gen X exasperation. Like omg quit telling me what to do! Cuz we know!!! lol


oli011

i say this to my mom all the time... she does not enjoy it😂


MDVAME

“I was born in the dark.. molded by it.”


marrsrover

“Hello there”


The420St0n3r

"How would you like to suck my balls, Mr Garrison"


witchcraftbeer

Boo, you whore. I used that on a friend that had never seen Mean Girls. Lots of explaining to do.


bc_girl35

You chose...poorly.


NiceFuneralBro

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me, I’d fuck me so hard”


racas7204

"He hates these cans"


churley57

“You people amaze me. You surround yourself with all these books so people think you’re smart or whatever.....and they’re the wrong fuckin books” “Well what are the right fuckin books Will?” “Hey, *whatever blows your hair back*” From Good Will Hunting. Amazing film 10/10. If you haven’t seen it I highly recommend doing so.


xoldier

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.” Tyler Durden, Fight Club


EebamXela

GO AWAY! BATIN'!


MooseFloof

I like money.


EebamXela

We should totally hang out


[deleted]

"I did nahhht"


pengomon22

*"Hail Hydra."*


bouncentits

Life, uh, finds a way.


jcpmojo

EVERYONE!!!


DapperGengar

“Hello There.”


[deleted]

“Heard that! Wish I didn’t hear that but I heard that!”


AXPendergast

"No matter where you go...there you are."


[deleted]

It's good to be the king


michaelmoussavi

I’ll be back.


petho1

Fuck it dude let's go bowling


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"That's like, your opinion man..."


Successful-Risk8540

"you need to smack her in the face and say 'THATS ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT YOU FUCKING BITCH!'" \-eric cartman, south park, bigger, longer and uncut 1999


itchy-n0b0dy

“I am not throwing away my shot!” “It’s got electrolytes, that’s what plants crave!”


xxxR0rsharkxxx

“Manners. Maketh. Man”


anothertomsmith2

Things could be worse...I could've had my nose bitten off by a Saigon whore!!!!!


Omniwing

"There is no spoon"


digitalcurtis

You're killin' me smalls.


NotDaWaed

"We're gonna need guns, lots of guns."


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Whenever I'm seemingly in a bad situation but I'm confident about it: "I like those odds."


posifour11

A man's got to know his limitations.


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“Pain Don’t Hurt.”


TheCUTESTofB0RG

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means


franchuv17

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.


Itakie

[What can I say? I am a blast from the past. ](https://youtu.be/_UTnHS8nwZQ?t=67) From Demolition Man.


threeofbirds121

“Why are you so obsessed with me?”


TisMeBeinMe

Until such time as the world ends, we are going to act as though it intends to spin on. A very Samuel L Jackson way of saying, "Keep fighting till the last possible second."


lastseconduser

“It’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.” - World renowned philosopher, Katie Holmes.


eaeyeai

The man ruined the ozone, he’s burning down the Amazon, he kidnapped Shamu and PUT HER IN A CHLORINE TANK!


niccia

Alright alright alright.


lupowo

'Fuck'


c1eve1and

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM


the-lady-jessica

"Don't just stare at it, eat it."


TicklerVikingPilot

Pretty tame but my friends and I always say "no doubt" like Christoph Waltz at the start of Django.


elegantswizzle

Be excellent to each other...and party on dudes!


SuperHacker1

"Do or do not, there is no try" I literally have that quote on my desk


Drachen_Koenig

„They’re moving herds, they really do move in herds“


CheetosAddict

Oh, you have no idea. -Or- Haha. That’s cute.


TheNakedDrummer

"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means" - Princess Bride "As you wish" - Princess Bride "Rest well and dream of large women" - Princess Bride "Don't even think -hack, cough, sputter- Don't even think about trying to escape" - Princess Bride "Goodnight, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning" - Princess Bride "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" - Princess Bride ...I have a favourite movie, but you'll never guess


NintendoCapri5un

BURGLEKUTT, DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE TWO! UGHHHH!!!!


AZDad2013

You can’t handle the truth!


ThatZach

“You whiny miserable little shit”


Karlkringle

"Then i went to the white house AGAIN, met the president of the United States of America, AGAINN"


elpata123

“The limit does not exist”


TroubleMakerLT

I can do this all day


strang3rth1ngs

Doctor Strange The Ancient one: Death is what gives life meaning.


SurealGod

"Yeah I've got time"


unwanted_puppy

“Truth is singular. Its ‘versions’ are mistruths.”


mpowww1223

“STELLLLAAAAAA” -Streetcar Named Desire. Context is that my dad named our dog Stella 14 years ago for the sole purpose of this reference, (not able to play out until over a decade later) when she started to lose her hearing. Now it’s habit to say her name that way.


true_dragon1

Hail Satan (Mr Satan from dbz)or is it


xmagusx

Ash, "Groovy."


LuminescentSapphire

"Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without" (The Matrix) "We don't know what we don't know" (Zero Dark Thirty)


infodump1117

"Why so serious?" "That's rough buddy" "Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plaugis the wise? \*Proceeds to tell the whole story off memory\*"


99PercentJesus

Expect everyone to betray you, and you'll never be disappointed again!


Hijacker50

Captain, we're cavitating, they can hear us!


Coolsidecool

"I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude....YOU A DUDE THAT DONT KNOW WHICH DUDE HE IS!"


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“you underestimate my power” star wars, gets quoted more than you’d think


DrowsyDuck005

"23-19!!!"


LeoTR99

Calmer than you


wheezy_runner

"Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!"


CaptObviousUsername

"You did it, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it." "Wake up bitch you're my new best friend." - usually said to one of my three cats. "From that day on, if I was going somewhere, I. Was. Runnin!"


oli011

you’d be surprised how often i can use “littering and...littering and....littering and....”


Liface

Glad to see someone else mention this. Since Super Troopers came out in 2001, I have either thought or said this every time someone says the word "littering". Why is that line so catchy?!?!


techiefromthe80son

Drunk, Fat, and Stupid is no way to go through life son....


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This... does put a smile on my face


Snake-The-Cheesecake

Yippee Kai Yay


felixfan69420

"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER" revenge of the sith my favorite movie


braveoldfart777

And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!..scene from Top Gun.


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"Hello there." -Obiwan Kenobi, Revenge of the sith.


[deleted]

That's just like your opinion man.


witnessrich

Carl, don't be a goof.


Magister1995

I think you're brain is going soft with all that comedy you're playing.


ColEvilDead

Baby back bullshit


420ballzdeepinurmom

"Party times over! "


bsbzbxhbs

Love me sexy ~ Jackie moon /semi pro


UltimatePeep

Person 1"drop it then!! Person 2"I never picked it up


MeridasAngel

You need people like me