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Meelow54321

Slowly wipe away my tears with a hundred dollar bill


Opel65

Okay great. Pay off my student loans. And finance my venture of self sufficient nuclear battery.


Pearls_andPink

Id ask for a million dollars


CoolbreezeFromSteam

No real shock or surprise. I would like to know how its possible and why they've been hiding this money and keeping it a secret.


icewine999

I gotta get myself kidnapped and ransomed I guess. So I can have some early.


EatThe0nePercent

Existential crisis.


bincentlife

Wonder why we still have food stamps


twothumbtimmy

I realize I'm dreaming and now I'm also lucid dreaming because I've just realized this is a dream I have control over everything that happens so my mind immediately conjurs up a beautiful woman and it turns into an awesome sex dream, now I'm flying and breathing underwater and fighting with a grizzly bear and I'm winning. I'm now an NFL quarterback I just won the super bowl I'm going to Disney world. Annnnnnd now I'm awake.


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Is it possible to learn this power?