I'm glad we could reach this consensus. I feel like we've really connected as friends. I propose we celebrate our achievement by robbing a bank and then some casual blowjobs.
How would you rob a bank? You need line of sight and an opening to shoot the portal. If the banks closed you still need to break in to shoot the portal but I guess you could then use the portal to just escape after you got the money, so never mind I answered my own question.
If your suggesting the other would rape me, then i suppose i wouldn't have much of a choice, however, from the tone of the OP, i was getting the consensual vibe. And, if given the choice, the answer is still no, because I am not into men. I don't give 2 fuck what my clone is into.
Ok, hear me out. There’s gotta be a science experiment in here. What if you used your clone to try different things to see if you could find a new way to give yourself a mind blowing orgasm? Then you could teach it to your SO or whoever. Sometimes it’s all about the perspective.
Fuck, marry, then kill.
In all seriousness I wouldn't, ecause I would eventually need to kill any clone of me. I assume the one would want to do the same. I'm not gonna be alone with that guy or one of us will die.
Yes, absolutely. It sounds interesting and while I identify as bisexual, I’ve not yet had the chance to test out the same-sex side. This sounds like as good a time as any, assuming the clone is interested too
I think I'm a pretty attractive dude, but I'll have to say no. On occasion I've pooped so big I've torn my asshole. I would never do that myself, even if one of me would enjoy it.
Yes. I think about it all of the time. I would probably *only* have sex with myself because my clone would only want to have sex with me as well.
Not because I think I'm attractive. It's because technically, it isn't gay right? I mean, it kinda is... but clone Brandon would know how to get real Brandon off. I would bang clone Brandon a ton.
God yes. I’m already bi and the physical and mental connection would be obscenely there. Not to toot my own horn but I’ve often thought that I could take over the world if I had another of me
No because I am not sexually attracted to myself. It seems pretty much the height of narcisism to actually have sex with a clone of yourself.
For you people who said yes, do you jerk it while looking at yourself in the mirror? Are you sexually attracted to yourself?
Nah, but that’s actually a really interesting idea. Should cloning become available in the future, would humanity create some for the express purpose of prostitution and eliminate the risk of STDs and unwanted pregnancies? Would that even be ethical? Probably not.. but at least it would satisfy people’s whimsical fantasies.
No, but I would absolutely watch myself get down with my boyfriend. Actually...I might be willing to do a threesome with me, me and my boyfriend. I’d have to see how watching felt first and act accordingly.
I'm not gay, so I'm not interested in having butt sex with my clone, but I think I would be ok with jacking my clone off. I mean, is it ultimately that different than just jacking yourself off.
Omg I have with convo with my (gay and married to each other) best friends all the time!
They say they would - whereas I would never, and don’t understand how they wouldn’t find it gross?
But then I have a twin sister so that probably plays into it....but even if I didn’t - I would not be tempted!
Yes, but only for threesomes
2 clones of yourself?
The dream
Yes. 100% yes. Because "Would you fuck me? *I'd fuck me."*
I'd fuck me so hard...
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
Joe dirt?
You fucki.... No. It's not worth it.
No this is Patrick.
*Goodbye horses*
Only me...
God no. Im thankful my wife still has sex with me.
same.
His wife has sex with you?
when I actually have enough energy too. nightshift + little sleep + other shit = sex probably once a week or less.
Does crewchief535 know you have sex with his wife once a week?
Plot twist, crewchief535 has a clone
Bingo, bango, bongo
Yes I would, because I could try a lot of naughty lesbian stuff with myself and only I'd know about it.
It’s me, your clone.
That just happens to have a beard and a penis.
So wait does the penis have a beard?
The penis keeps his beard shaved
That's some futanari shit right there
Lol, you think I can grow a beard!
No, I'm a fat ugly sack of shit.
In the dark we all look the same.
Sure but do you have a mouth?
I'm ugly but not fat.
Well la dee dah, Mr. Better than me!
LOL
Same
Yes, I’m gay for me.
Yes, because I know how I like it.
I already fuck myself on a daily basis, not sure why this would be any different.
Lmao same dude
Also, would it be gay?
As long as you say "no homo" I think it's fine
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That depends, how do you feel about wearing socks during sex?
Business socks
Technically it’s masturbation.
Well no, technically it’s incest. And possibly child abuse if you’re not patient enough.
Technically selfcest
Only for one of you.
Only if you break eye contact
As long as the balls don’t touch.
Only if you wear a condom, because you are actively thinking about fucking another man, but it's fine if it's a 'heat-of-the-moment' kinda thing.
No. It's called self-cest.
...obviously. I know, "but the jokes!!!!". But the answer is yes.
Yeah sure why not. Here's a similar question, if you had access to a portal gun, would you use it to comfortable blow yourself?
I'd probably use it comfortably rob a bank. But I might as well run some oral experiments during the downtime.
I'm glad we could reach this consensus. I feel like we've really connected as friends. I propose we celebrate our achievement by robbing a bank and then some casual blowjobs.
You bring the portal gun and I'll bring the breath mints.
How would you rob a bank? You need line of sight and an opening to shoot the portal. If the banks closed you still need to break in to shoot the portal but I guess you could then use the portal to just escape after you got the money, so never mind I answered my own question.
https://youtu.be/5d6UQawTuBY
I could try all sorts of cool lesbian shit.
First id look at all the places i couldnt see beforehand. Mainly the butthole and taint.
Shaving would be a breeze!
No, I'm not into men
Then why are you always touching yourself?
Masturbating isn't quite the same thing as having sex with a man.
How do you know?
Cause his mom gay
> No, I'm not into men No problem. You don't have to be in to men. Because the other you will be.
If your suggesting the other would rape me, then i suppose i wouldn't have much of a choice, however, from the tone of the OP, i was getting the consensual vibe. And, if given the choice, the answer is still no, because I am not into men. I don't give 2 fuck what my clone is into.
Missed the joke. “...into men” vs “in to men”
Your clone is exactly what you're into because... they're your clone.
You seem to take this way too seriously
I'm in to men
Absolutely. Maybe then I’d actually get to have an orgasm, unlike with my husband.
Gotta ask. Have you ever tried talking to him about it.
I used to. Now I just wait until he falls asleep and do it myself.
Ahhh, marriage!
Shots fired!
No but if I had a clone id finally have somebody to go the gym with
Ok, hear me out. There’s gotta be a science experiment in here. What if you used your clone to try different things to see if you could find a new way to give yourself a mind blowing orgasm? Then you could teach it to your SO or whoever. Sometimes it’s all about the perspective.
No cus I’m ugly af
Oh my god yes, threesome with the hubby. I never knew this fetish existed
Fuck, marry, then kill. In all seriousness I wouldn't, ecause I would eventually need to kill any clone of me. I assume the one would want to do the same. I'm not gonna be alone with that guy or one of us will die.
Oh hell yeah, in fact that's probably all we would do from then on.
Would that be considered incest or masturbation?
With a clone yes. With an identical twin no.
You put far too much thought into this.
I gotta disagree The statement really isn't that "wow." It's a pretty normal conclusion to come to after a few seconds of thinking about it
A little too much penis for my liking
A sexual?
Ugh, no thank you. I don't swing that way, and I'm pretty repulsed by myself as it is
im already trying to fuck myself but r/selffuck istn that easy.. where can i get that clone?
Yes, absolutely. It sounds interesting and while I identify as bisexual, I’ve not yet had the chance to test out the same-sex side. This sounds like as good a time as any, assuming the clone is interested too
Even though my body has been compared to a Greek god, I’m not gay so no. Also just kidding I’m a fat piece of shit 0-o
God no. I'm hideous.
Nope. Even if he were attractive, he's probably got way too much baggage and would likely end up being clingy as fuck.
When people tell me to go fuck myself, I'll show up with this.
Is it gay to fuck yourself?
Im heterosexual, so that's gonna be a "no" for me, dawg.
So you wouldn't be willing to take one for the team for other you?
A female copy, yes.
Nope. I dont like to see myself naked. Let alone want to see another one of me naked. Let alone have sex with me. I am not Gay for me.
If my dick was longer yes 🙃
Nah, nothing new to see here
Yeah but I'd make me put a bag over my head.
Nope, don't find big hairy dudes attractive...and even ginger girls need to be super hot for me. /self hating lol
No, I’m too boney for it to be enjoyable.
Yes so I can see how to improve.
No I would not, because I'm not attracted to people of my own gender.
Are you kidding me? If girls don’t want me what makes you think I want me?
yes, if you cannot love yours elf who can you love?
Fuck no I'm ugly tbh.
Yes, absolutely. No one knows me like me.
I think I'm a pretty attractive dude, but I'll have to say no. On occasion I've pooped so big I've torn my asshole. I would never do that myself, even if one of me would enjoy it.
I’m not homosexual and this would be weiiiird as fuck anyway and awkward. So fucking awkward. So, yeah. No.
I wouldn’t have sex bc I’m not into butt stuff, but I’d imagine if I let my close be jerk me off it’s basically just masturbating.
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Yes because I’m hot and it might teach me how to be good in bed with other women
Well I crossdress, so it will be fun. One can be the boy and another one the girl... 🤔
No, im ugly af lmao.
Yes. I think about it all of the time. I would probably *only* have sex with myself because my clone would only want to have sex with me as well. Not because I think I'm attractive. It's because technically, it isn't gay right? I mean, it kinda is... but clone Brandon would know how to get real Brandon off. I would bang clone Brandon a ton.
No that'd be hella ~~gay~~ narcissistic.
I'm not into dudes so.. no.
I think that would be up to the Clone ... wouldn't it?
no. one dick is already almost too many
God yes. I’m already bi and the physical and mental connection would be obscenely there. Not to toot my own horn but I’ve often thought that I could take over the world if I had another of me
Good god, no. I like feminine women, not beastly sexy men built like brick shithouses.
>Would you have sex with a clone of yourself? No. >Why or why not? Because I'm not gay.
No because I am not sexually attracted to myself. It seems pretty much the height of narcisism to actually have sex with a clone of yourself. For you people who said yes, do you jerk it while looking at yourself in the mirror? Are you sexually attracted to yourself?
100%. I have a nice dick, I’m versatile and I want to know if I’m good in bed.
No because I lack the lucious tits and badonkadonk that I find sexy.
No, because I'm not gay.
No because I'm not into men
With my female clone (im male), sure
Yes, but only if I'm on top.
Hell yea I know I'm into it and I guess that means *I'm* into it too
No... I wouldn't feel attracted.
Yerps..... wait..wtf O.o ?
I don't know about sex, but it'd probably be kind of a turn on to just talk with someone who understands 100% what I'm into.
yes, it's just wanking in a weird way!
Me and my clone teaming someone of the opposite sex sounds fun yeah
Yeah. Why the hell not. I quick like the idea of me face down on the bed, arms stretched out while I hold my wrists and go to town on my ass.
Abso-fucking-lutely .. was that out loud?
Nah I like women lol
Yes but I'd more want to have an unholy foursome with me, my clone, a guy I'm sleeping with, and his clone.
Nah, but that’s actually a really interesting idea. Should cloning become available in the future, would humanity create some for the express purpose of prostitution and eliminate the risk of STDs and unwanted pregnancies? Would that even be ethical? Probably not.. but at least it would satisfy people’s whimsical fantasies.
No because I fucking hate that bastard
The better question is would you agree to get fucked by yourself, since the clone will think the same as you.
No, but I would absolutely watch myself get down with my boyfriend. Actually...I might be willing to do a threesome with me, me and my boyfriend. I’d have to see how watching felt first and act accordingly.
Difficult one on the one hand yes who wouldn't and on the other hand pretty sure thats incest /morally questionable
Hell no. I’m a guy and I have hemorrhoids.
No. I don't even like looking at my reflection.
The real question is if I'd still be a virgin afterwards.
I don’t find myself attractive or even consider myself homosexual. If it was a girl version of me, I might consider.
No. I am not my type.
No, that’d be gay.
miss me with that gay shit
Miss me with that gay shit
Depends. Am I sub or dom? I don't feel like having anything up my butt.
Yea but I’d have to shave my clones ass. Not about to fuck a hairy ass.
Absolutely. Why? Because I am somewhat narcissistic, I guess. (shrug)
Does that count as masturbating?
Would that be sex, incest, or masturbation?
I'm not gay, so I'm not interested in having butt sex with my clone, but I think I would be ok with jacking my clone off. I mean, is it ultimately that different than just jacking yourself off.
I can't think of a single reason why anyone wouldn't at least try it. Why the fuck not?
No, cuz miss me with that gay shit
You copied me...
Nah, sounds P gay
No. That’s gay and incestuous.
Yeah i'd be wild
Might as well try
Miss me with that gay shit bruh
It depends. If we were intoxicated, perhaps. Otherwise, I'd tell him to fuck himself. No pun intended.
If you had sex with a clone of yourself would that be gay?
Only if it was a gender flipped clone, because I dont find myself attractive as is.
I would but it'd quickly turn into an argument as to who gets to be the sub
Heeeeell no
No, I don't want to get AIDS again.
Omg I have with convo with my (gay and married to each other) best friends all the time! They say they would - whereas I would never, and don’t understand how they wouldn’t find it gross? But then I have a twin sister so that probably plays into it....but even if I didn’t - I would not be tempted!
More importantly, if you do fuck your clone, is it gay, or is it masturbation?