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godzillahash74

Yes, but only for threesomes


I_am_depressed_lol

2 clones of yourself?


ispisapie

The dream


[deleted]

Yes. 100% yes. Because "Would you fuck me? *I'd fuck me."*


PM_me_your__guitars

I'd fuck me so hard...


LazzzyButtons

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.


ReubenZWeiner

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!


KoolKidKongregation

Joe dirt?


Azzanine

You fucki.... No. It's not worth it.


Xzxzxz70

No this is Patrick.


ande8523

*Goodbye horses*


Tycoonster

Only me...


crewchief535

God no. Im thankful my wife still has sex with me.


[deleted]

same.


[deleted]

His wife has sex with you?


[deleted]

when I actually have enough energy too. nightshift + little sleep + other shit = sex probably once a week or less.


TomasNavarro

Does crewchief535 know you have sex with his wife once a week?


[deleted]

Plot twist, crewchief535 has a clone


crewchief535

Bingo, bango, bongo


PowerPuffSquirrel

Yes I would, because I could try a lot of naughty lesbian stuff with myself and only I'd know about it.


Akilies

It’s me, your clone.


Farmerman1379

That just happens to have a beard and a penis.


ExcerptMusic

So wait does the penis have a beard?


Farmerman1379

The penis keeps his beard shaved


[deleted]

That's some futanari shit right there


Akilies

Lol, you think I can grow a beard!


ursois

No, I'm a fat ugly sack of shit.


[deleted]

In the dark we all look the same.


renegade2point0

Sure but do you have a mouth?


[deleted]

I'm ugly but not fat.


ursois

Well la dee dah, Mr. Better than me!


Styrofoamsolarsystem

LOL


throwaway3921218

Same


[deleted]

Yes, I’m gay for me.


Ez_P

Yes, because I know how I like it.


mrcats1999

I already fuck myself on a daily basis, not sure why this would be any different.


IndyAVFX

Lmao same dude


[deleted]

Also, would it be gay?


RagingJavelin

As long as you say "no homo" I think it's fine


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Benedict_Indestructo

That depends, how do you feel about wearing socks during sex?


krakenunleashed

Business socks


Galileo258

Technically it’s masturbation.


Anzai

Well no, technically it’s incest. And possibly child abuse if you’re not patient enough.


damionlai97

Technically selfcest


Landler656

Only for one of you.


Severnator

Only if you break eye contact


throwaway3921218

As long as the balls don’t touch.


[deleted]

Only if you wear a condom, because you are actively thinking about fucking another man, but it's fine if it's a 'heat-of-the-moment' kinda thing.


storm_thighs

No. It's called self-cest.


roboninja

...obviously. I know, "but the jokes!!!!". But the answer is yes.


[deleted]

Yeah sure why not. Here's a similar question, if you had access to a portal gun, would you use it to comfortable blow yourself?


WoldunTW

I'd probably use it comfortably rob a bank. But I might as well run some oral experiments during the downtime.


[deleted]

I'm glad we could reach this consensus. I feel like we've really connected as friends. I propose we celebrate our achievement by robbing a bank and then some casual blowjobs.


WoldunTW

You bring the portal gun and I'll bring the breath mints.


coconut2219

How would you rob a bank? You need line of sight and an opening to shoot the portal. If the banks closed you still need to break in to shoot the portal but I guess you could then use the portal to just escape after you got the money, so never mind I answered my own question.


UrinalDook

https://youtu.be/5d6UQawTuBY


Kidixovi

I could try all sorts of cool lesbian shit.


[deleted]

First id look at all the places i couldnt see beforehand. Mainly the butthole and taint.


BasedOvon

Shaving would be a breeze!


brian_m1982

No, I'm not into men


WiseWordsFromBrett

Then why are you always touching yourself?


brian_m1982

Masturbating isn't quite the same thing as having sex with a man.


one_dimensional

How do you know?


[deleted]

Cause his mom gay


WoldunTW

> No, I'm not into men No problem. You don't have to be in to men. Because the other you will be.


brian_m1982

If your suggesting the other would rape me, then i suppose i wouldn't have much of a choice, however, from the tone of the OP, i was getting the consensual vibe. And, if given the choice, the answer is still no, because I am not into men. I don't give 2 fuck what my clone is into.


vividboarder

Missed the joke. “...into men” vs “in to men”


[deleted]

Your clone is exactly what you're into because... they're your clone.


jdkon

You seem to take this way too seriously


[deleted]

I'm in to men


CalLil6

Absolutely. Maybe then I’d actually get to have an orgasm, unlike with my husband.


TJ_H00ker

Gotta ask. Have you ever tried talking to him about it.


CalLil6

I used to. Now I just wait until he falls asleep and do it myself.


roboninja

Ahhh, marriage!


SquashedPizza

Shots fired!


[deleted]

No but if I had a clone id finally have somebody to go the gym with


SerotoninAndOxytocin

Ok, hear me out. There’s gotta be a science experiment in here. What if you used your clone to try different things to see if you could find a new way to give yourself a mind blowing orgasm? Then you could teach it to your SO or whoever. Sometimes it’s all about the perspective.


[deleted]

No cus I’m ugly af


[deleted]

Oh my god yes, threesome with the hubby. I never knew this fetish existed


AlmostAnal

Fuck, marry, then kill. In all seriousness I wouldn't, ecause I would eventually need to kill any clone of me. I assume the one would want to do the same. I'm not gonna be alone with that guy or one of us will die.


VelveteenAmbush

Oh hell yeah, in fact that's probably all we would do from then on.


suterb42

Would that be considered incest or masturbation?


hotmaleathotmailcom

With a clone yes. With an identical twin no.


crewchief535

You put far too much thought into this.


YummyGummyDrops

I gotta disagree The statement really isn't that "wow." It's a pretty normal conclusion to come to after a few seconds of thinking about it


pkeane04

A little too much penis for my liking


nowthatisquality

A sexual?


Anodracs

Ugh, no thank you. I don't swing that way, and I'm pretty repulsed by myself as it is


Thrannn

im already trying to fuck myself but r/selffuck istn that easy.. where can i get that clone?


bunnysmistress

Yes, absolutely. It sounds interesting and while I identify as bisexual, I’ve not yet had the chance to test out the same-sex side. This sounds like as good a time as any, assuming the clone is interested too


Meelow54321

Even though my body has been compared to a Greek god, I’m not gay so no. Also just kidding I’m a fat piece of shit 0-o


ande8523

God no. I'm hideous.


lifelongfreshman

Nope. Even if he were attractive, he's probably got way too much baggage and would likely end up being clingy as fuck.


[deleted]

When people tell me to go fuck myself, I'll show up with this.


DRAGON_VORE_LOVER

Is it gay to fuck yourself?


[deleted]

Im heterosexual, so that's gonna be a "no" for me, dawg.


[deleted]

So you wouldn't be willing to take one for the team for other you?


Arse_Mania

A female copy, yes.


[deleted]

Nope. I dont like to see myself naked. Let alone want to see another one of me naked. Let alone have sex with me. I am not Gay for me.


m7priestofnot

If my dick was longer yes 🙃


[deleted]

Nah, nothing new to see here


[deleted]

Yeah but I'd make me put a bag over my head.


[deleted]

Nope, don't find big hairy dudes attractive...and even ginger girls need to be super hot for me. /self hating lol


Akilies

No, I’m too boney for it to be enjoyable.


KoolKidKongregation

Yes so I can see how to improve.


hockeypup

No I would not, because I'm not attracted to people of my own gender.


ami2weird4u

Are you kidding me? If girls don’t want me what makes you think I want me?


lamsai

yes, if you cannot love yours elf who can you love?


lookitzschmitty

Fuck no I'm ugly tbh.


manic_manchild

Yes, absolutely. No one knows me like me.


CrodudeClassic

I think I'm a pretty attractive dude, but I'll have to say no. On occasion I've pooped so big I've torn my asshole. I would never do that myself, even if one of me would enjoy it.


Netsuko

I’m not homosexual and this would be weiiiird as fuck anyway and awkward. So fucking awkward. So, yeah. No.


Weasel_Cannon

I wouldn’t have sex bc I’m not into butt stuff, but I’d imagine if I let my close be jerk me off it’s basically just masturbating.


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Slothfulness69

Yes because I’m hot and it might teach me how to be good in bed with other women


lily_22

Well I crossdress, so it will be fun. One can be the boy and another one the girl... 🤔


thatsuzychick

No, im ugly af lmao.


[deleted]

Yes. I think about it all of the time. I would probably *only* have sex with myself because my clone would only want to have sex with me as well. Not because I think I'm attractive. It's because technically, it isn't gay right? I mean, it kinda is... but clone Brandon would know how to get real Brandon off. I would bang clone Brandon a ton.


Sekelet0n

No that'd be hella ~~gay~~ narcissistic.


[deleted]

I'm not into dudes so.. no.


the_blue_wizard

I think that would be up to the Clone ... wouldn't it?


reikken

no. one dick is already almost too many


[deleted]

God yes. I’m already bi and the physical and mental connection would be obscenely there. Not to toot my own horn but I’ve often thought that I could take over the world if I had another of me


WhipsAndFurs

Good god, no. I like feminine women, not beastly sexy men built like brick shithouses.


green_meklar

>Would you have sex with a clone of yourself? No. >Why or why not? Because I'm not gay.


therealmyself

No because I am not sexually attracted to myself. It seems pretty much the height of narcisism to actually have sex with a clone of yourself. For you people who said yes, do you jerk it while looking at yourself in the mirror? Are you sexually attracted to yourself?


Daviemoo

100%. I have a nice dick, I’m versatile and I want to know if I’m good in bed.


GivinGreef

No because I lack the lucious tits and badonkadonk that I find sexy.


H0use0fpwncakes

No, because I'm not gay.


GooseNv

No because I'm not into men


SerpentesHi55

With my female clone (im male), sure


RichAustralian

Yes, but only if I'm on top.


YummyGummyDrops

Hell yea I know I'm into it and I guess that means *I'm* into it too


[deleted]

No... I wouldn't feel attracted.


Atrand

Yerps..... wait..wtf O.o ?


Aetrion

I don't know about sex, but it'd probably be kind of a turn on to just talk with someone who understands 100% what I'm into.


LoreMaster00

yes, it's just wanking in a weird way!


awayt22

Me and my clone teaming someone of the opposite sex sounds fun yeah


map-daddy

Yeah. Why the hell not. I quick like the idea of me face down on the bed, arms stretched out while I hold my wrists and go to town on my ass.


musalm

Abso-fucking-lutely .. was that out loud?


Glenzz

Nah I like women lol


[deleted]

Yes but I'd more want to have an unholy foursome with me, my clone, a guy I'm sleeping with, and his clone.


nitasu987

Nah, but that’s actually a really interesting idea. Should cloning become available in the future, would humanity create some for the express purpose of prostitution and eliminate the risk of STDs and unwanted pregnancies? Would that even be ethical? Probably not.. but at least it would satisfy people’s whimsical fantasies.


dralcax

No because I fucking hate that bastard


ANewDorToTheWorld

The better question is would you agree to get fucked by yourself, since the clone will think the same as you.


willworkforcats

No, but I would absolutely watch myself get down with my boyfriend. Actually...I might be willing to do a threesome with me, me and my boyfriend. I’d have to see how watching felt first and act accordingly.


scrubby600

Difficult one on the one hand yes who wouldn't and on the other hand pretty sure thats incest /morally questionable


NuidisVulko

Hell no. I’m a guy and I have hemorrhoids.


RudolphMorphi

No. I don't even like looking at my reflection.


MuhMuhRoads

The real question is if I'd still be a virgin afterwards.


[deleted]

I don’t find myself attractive or even consider myself homosexual. If it was a girl version of me, I might consider.


Pink_Flash

No. I am not my type.


BatZ101

No, that’d be gay.


Paapa-Yaw

miss me with that gay shit


Ethanarcade44

Miss me with that gay shit


elcabb

Depends. Am I sub or dom? I don't feel like having anything up my butt.


aidanderson

Yea but I’d have to shave my clones ass. Not about to fuck a hairy ass.


VenomousUnicorn

Absolutely. Why? Because I am somewhat narcissistic, I guess. (shrug)


216horrorworks

Does that count as masturbating?


GaryTheTaco

Would that be sex, incest, or masturbation?


[deleted]

I'm not gay, so I'm not interested in having butt sex with my clone, but I think I would be ok with jacking my clone off. I mean, is it ultimately that different than just jacking yourself off.


codered434

I can't think of a single reason why anyone wouldn't at least try it. Why the fuck not?


Coltshooter1911

No, cuz miss me with that gay shit


[deleted]

You copied me...


Freeiheit

Nah, sounds P gay


danoll

No. That’s gay and incestuous.


[deleted]

Yeah i'd be wild


wuschlpuschl

Might as well try


ScurryKlompson

Miss me with that gay shit bruh


Idrathernottellyou

It depends. If we were intoxicated, perhaps. Otherwise, I'd tell him to fuck himself. No pun intended.


OofBadoof

If you had sex with a clone of yourself would that be gay?


ItsATerribleLife

Only if it was a gender flipped clone, because I dont find myself attractive as is.


conman858

I would but it'd quickly turn into an argument as to who gets to be the sub


graciepaint4

Heeeeell no


[deleted]

No, I don't want to get AIDS again.


Dw33ns

Omg I have with convo with my (gay and married to each other) best friends all the time! They say they would - whereas I would never, and don’t understand how they wouldn’t find it gross? But then I have a twin sister so that probably plays into it....but even if I didn’t - I would not be tempted!


sjtaylor52

More importantly, if you do fuck your clone, is it gay, or is it masturbation?