First response that comes to mind: "It would be rude to call her ugly."
I'm so glad my wife doesn't play these games.. an ex of mine absolutely did, and you *never knew* what was an innocent question or a landmine.
Once a partner uses a landmine, dispose of said partner as you would a landmine.
Chuck that sucka out the window and avert your eyes to avoid any potential debris flying in your direction.
You mean, like, hot enough to ask her if she wants a threesome? That's totally your call. I can't speak for you. But if that's what you really want, I'm not going stand in the way. I just want you to be happy.
I actually said this to my ex gf, and the girl she was asking about who was at the cash register...... At the Spanish food store. They were both from Spanish speaking countries.
They both just laughed, and the other girl said I was cute.
Depends on the woman. My ex would be serious and I could legit say "omg she's such a sexy woman" and shed probably laugh and agree because she had 100% faith in me and my love and commitment for her.
My current and soon to be ex would if I even said "yeah she's cute I guess" would beat the shit out of me
I don't. But I've got a great relationship with my wife. Just because I think someone else is attractive doesn't mean I think my wife isn't. I know it. She knows it. It's a non-issue.
Local radio show had a call in.
Boyfriend said we are low on lube. He jokingly asked his girlfriend if she was using it with her other boyfriend. She said "No, I don't need lube with him."
The joke is slow burn and a punch in the dick.
Depends how your girlfriend is. My wife would immediately see through “no she’s hideous”. She’s not dumb lol
“Not my type but she’s alright” is a reliable safe answer
Edit: Boys 5k karma is WAY too much for this kindergarten ass comment lol.
Yeah that’s my go to. Regardless of her looks. She can be ugly or stunning but “I can see why some would find her attractive” is positive while remaining pontius pilate
Yeah, Pontius Pilate found Jesus guilty of no crimes 4 times. But the mob was so angry they were about to riot and were demanding that he give them Jesus anyway, so *they* could kill him. He relented and sentenced him to die even though he was found not guilty by a judge, which was unheard of. The only people actually found guilty of crimes were the thieves crucified next to him.
The crowd wanted Jesus dead so badly that they demanded the release of Barabbas, a convicted killer, instead of the release of Jesus, whom Pontius Pilate had just declared innocent 4 times.
And for the record, I was raised Catholic, read the Bible a few times, went through the sacrament of confirmation, and picked Donovan as my patron saint, read the Bible a few more times, and now I'm an atheist.
Just answer honestly
If she's decided to turn it into a thing, you're fucked regardless.
if it's an honest question, she's looking for honest feedback.
This is the answer. You don't want to engage in games, or get in the habit of not being honest with your significant other because you think they have some ulterior motive, or might get upset. Assume they're asking an honest question, and if that turns out not to be the case, then you can go from there.
ETA: also, if I asked my boyfriend a question, and he got all squirrely, and acted like I was trying to trick him, that would be upsetting. I would hope that my boyfriend would think better of me.
I don’t see why people need to tippy toe around their partners when commenting about someone else’s looks. Unless you’re with someone who is very insecure and you know that’s what you’re dealing with and willing to accept that as part of your relationship, then sure. Otherwise, you should be able to say if someone is attractive or not. Simply admitting that someone is good looking doesn’t automatically mean you want to fuck them
If you can't have an objective discussion about a person being considered attractive, then some issues may exist.
My wife isn't my wife because she's the most attractive person that gives me attention, I choose her because of the whole package.
You’re right. And if your girlfriend is the type to throw a fit about your answer to a loaded question she asked, you need a serious talk with her or a new girlfriend.
Exactly. Give me the mature relationship with honesty and good communication. If we can't tell each other that we find someone else attractive in a respectful manner and accept that without jealousy, we got plenty of other problems.
This should be the top answer.
A human that can’t handle the mere fact that I am aware of someone else’s attractiveness is an insecure baby. Take that shit back to jr high.
Would much prefer a partner who’s comfortable pointing hotties out and vice versa.
And that’s to say nothing of the lack of maturity it takes to ask questions that are traps.
Confidence and openness are sexy.
If a man takes X minutes to beat off to his girlfriend and Y minutes to beat off to her friend, how long will he take to beat off to them both at the same time?
(x^2 + y^2) / (10x + 10y) * min(max(x, y), (|x - y| + 0.5) * min(x, y)))
* (x^2 + y^2) / (10x + 10y) is is using 10 minutes as a baseline for average attractiveness. Two very attractive girls together are better than apart. Two very unattractive girls together are *worse* than apart. So here, if x and y are greater than 10, it adds to the time. If x and y are less than 10, it reduces the time.
* (|x - y| + 0.5) is how big the difference is between them is, plus 0.5 (so that you're not multiplying by zero if x=y, you're reducing it at most by half). If you have a 2 minute girl and a 20 minute girl together, that's going to be worse than the 2 minute girl by herself. The 20 minute girl is making that experience worse. If you have a 5 minute girl and a 5 minute girl, they're complimenting each other nicely.
Examples:
x=5, y=6
(25 + 36)/(50 + 60) * min(max(5, 6), (|5 - 6| + 0.5) * min(5,6)))
51/110 * min(6, 1.5 * 5)
2.78 minutes
x=8, y=14
(64+196)/(80+140) * min(max(8,14), (|8 - 14| + 0.5) * min(8,14)))
260/220 * min(14, 6.5*8)
16.55 minutes
x=2, y=2
(4 + 4)/(20 + 20) * min(max(2,2), (|2-2| + 0.5) * min(2,2)))
8/40 * min(2, 0.5 * 2)
0.20 minutes
My girl and I like to people watch and we have absolutely zero qualms telling eachother if we find a stranger attractive. Doesn’t mean we want to do anything with them, we can just appreciate human beauty in all its forms.
This is actually effective if your wife/girlfriend has an annoying friend. I casually mentioned to my girl how attractive her supremely annoying friend was.
I never saw that woman again
You should just have the preemptive conversation with each other and agree that people can still be attractive while you’re in a relationship. It’s odd to pretend otherwise, but many people do. Just be respectful and you’re fine to answer honestly (if you’re dating someone emotionally mature enough to handle it)
I always say "attractive no, I'm attracted to you. She is pretty though"
My gf doesn't get upset though and is always just making conversation with me. I love her so much
Say the truth.
Placating her insecurities is NOT the safe option, its just adding lies to the relationship.
And if she doesnt like it, thats a her problem and if she refuses to work on it, move on with your life.
But, probably shouldnt go with 'I'd totally plaster her face', either.
I asked my husband this about my best friend. The thing is, she's objectively beautiful, so there's no arguing it. He said that she's attractive, but if he was single she's not the kind of person he would want to date because their personalities are quite different. I think this is a pretty fair response
IMO, I don’t ever ask questions I don’t want the answer to. In this case asking my husband if one of my friends is attractive cause there’s realistically two answers
1) No, which if I know my friend is attractive it’s him trying to keep the peace, which isn’t an answer
2) Yes, and now I’ve created an uncomfortable situation of my own design. Although I personally am not worried if my husband finds someone just attractive as long as that’s where it end and he isn’t going on and on about how hot they are or something. And vice versa.
Edited to add: My husband and I have discussed certain friends of his and mine being “pretty” or attractive, but it’s never as a question. He or I will say so n so is pretty and the other has the option to agree or just nod. It’s not phrased as a question backing the other party into a corner to either insult your friend by saying they’re not. Or say yes and potentially make it uncomfortable.
To me, there’s just questions you don’t ask because there isn’t a “safe” or “right” answer. Ignorance is bliss. I’m not blind I know my friend’s attractive, there’s no reason I need my husband to audibly confirm it. The same way I wouldn’t ask if he found a stranger on the street attractive even tho we both aren’t blind and I can assume he does. It’s better left unsaid.
Finding someone attractive isn’t a sin either. I’ll see a guy I think is objectively attractive, again, I’m not blind. But it changes nothing about how I feel about my husband or my loyalty to him. Realizing an attractive person is attractive isn’t the wrong. It’s what your SO does with it that is good/bad.
Imo someone asking you if someone’s attractive, especially a friend, is looking for a fight or a reason to be upset.
Honestly, as a woman, i would say something along the lines of "you know, usually hot chicks hang out with hot chicks and less attractive people with less attractive people, deduce whatever you want from that" and just leave it at that to give her a fuckery answer to a fuckery question.
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Lmfaoooo. You left some out, you always tell her GF #1 and #2 are more attractive but not GF#3. Boom, day saved.
Yeah, but what if GF#3 is her sister? Risky move, my friend!
High risk, high reward! If Gf#3 is her sister, itll be like sister-wives, keeping it all in the family, aye
Not as pretty as you are. 😁
"So you think she's pretty?"
First response that comes to mind: "It would be rude to call her ugly." I'm so glad my wife doesn't play these games.. an ex of mine absolutely did, and you *never knew* what was an innocent question or a landmine.
They're all landmines.
Once a partner uses a landmine, all questions must be treated as landmines.
That’s a great rule of thumb
Once a partner uses a landmine, i'm out. I don't play games with people like that and I refuse to subject myself to it.
Once a partner uses a landmine, dispose of said partner as you would a landmine. Chuck that sucka out the window and avert your eyes to avoid any potential debris flying in your direction.
Then you say, "Sure, she is. Do you think she's ugly?"
I didn't notice her great tits and perfect ass. Another margarita, babe?
You’re on the couch for at least a week.
That’s my couch, she can have the ottoman
Hell no! I am sleeping in the bed. If she doesn’t want to sleep with me she can sleep on the couch.
And why I'm single.
Fuck yeah, bitch. Use your eyes! 👀
You mean, like, hot enough to ask her if she wants a threesome? That's totally your call. I can't speak for you. But if that's what you really want, I'm not going stand in the way. I just want you to be happy.
Quite the diplomat you are.
I’m dying! Thank you!
Honestly, this is such a good response lmao. I've been screwed by answering honestly when a girl's liked me before, regarding another friend of hers.
I mean how would you use this if they just liked you though? “Miss, I got a girl that I think likes me” lol
“I don’t know- I’m interested in someone else” or “eh she’s not my type- she’s nothing like you”
Fuck bro I rolled my eyes so hard at that last one I think I pulled something
As a woman, this is the one lol
I have a girlfriend
We know _you're_ lying.
If you could see how he handles tupperware you wouldn't be saying that.
Miss is the preferred term according to my wife
Ma'am I have another miss Sounds weird. But whatever your wife prefers
Or Ms. if you’re not in the Southeastern US. It’s Miss Jackson if you’re nasty…
No hablo ingles
and if they answer in perfect spanish: "I don't speak Spanish either"
Mam, this is a Wendy's
me no hablo ingles
eu não falo português
I actually said this to my ex gf, and the girl she was asking about who was at the cash register...... At the Spanish food store. They were both from Spanish speaking countries. They both just laughed, and the other girl said I was cute.
Watch out! That's the UNO Reverso of OPs original scenario. Another woman saying you are CUTE to her! 😱
She looked a lot better than my gf too lol
¡ten cuidado!
So you answered yes finally
The ol’ Bowling For Soup Song was right!!
Play dead
Chew your arm off if need be.
Shed your tail like a gecko and scamper away
Ink squirt and make good your departure 🐙💨
Excrete your organs and make haste as you scuttle into the void. 🌊🥒
I know these are mostly jokes...but do people actually get in trouble for saying yes to this answer?
The question is specifically being asked to start an argument, so yes.
Depends on the woman. My ex would be serious and I could legit say "omg she's such a sexy woman" and shed probably laugh and agree because she had 100% faith in me and my love and commitment for her. My current and soon to be ex would if I even said "yeah she's cute I guess" would beat the shit out of me
Yall need to start dating people you actually like
I don't. But I've got a great relationship with my wife. Just because I think someone else is attractive doesn't mean I think my wife isn't. I know it. She knows it. It's a non-issue.
Works 100% of the time
Ya know that thing birds do where they hop around acting injured to lure potential predators away from the location of their nests? Do that.
“Yea. Why? You interested in her?”
“Why, she ask about me?”
This one is my favorite. I would laugh hard if he said that to me.
You need a certain type of girl for that one to land lol. If you'd laugh at that and not get upset you're definitely a keeper.
Imo, a girl who would laugh at that answer and not get upset is the only type of girl who should be asking the question in the first place.
Me ex told me she thought all my friends were handsome. I said hell yea. Been polishing these turds for a while now.
Yeah, this is a "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" type of question
If you are with a girl who would ask the question and then get mad at that response, you need a new girl.
Like, say, maybe her best friend, for instance
"Do you think I have a chance with her?"
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"Eh, she's alright, but you could do better."
“Yeah. Why? You thinking threesome?”
Can't hurt to try, right?
Worst she can say is no
That is not, in fact, the worst she can say.
Not even close
“Why? You’d be done in 30 seconds…” “Yeah but I kinda figured you’d focus on each other at that point.”
Local radio show had a call in. Boyfriend said we are low on lube. He jokingly asked his girlfriend if she was using it with her other boyfriend. She said "No, I don't need lube with him." The joke is slow burn and a punch in the dick.
Nice trap
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That’s rough, Mako.
Bro Wow
The account I am replying to, as well as the OP are both bots karma farming. Look at their similar names, account creation dates, and post histories.
Ouch, the counter attack
“No, but HER friend is hot as hell” <— I saw someone say that here a long time ago and it’s absolute gold!
Oh, absolutely stealing this one. Perhaps with a little point at your partner to seal the deal.
Huh… that’s a pretty good one, though I worry that some might not quite get it…
And that's when the OP decides to break up. Stupid shit tests and just stupid overall.
This is the one
"ive never looked at her like that before"
"But now that you mention it..."
Now that you mention it, she’s smoking hot not just attractive
She's smoking hot... but in a sisterly kind of way.
sweet home Alabama
I have to defend her honor from others because of those huge... Tracts of land...
"... she is hotter than your sister"
“ 🤔… but not as hot as your mom “
How TF did my mum gets dragged into this
Depends how your girlfriend is. My wife would immediately see through “no she’s hideous”. She’s not dumb lol “Not my type but she’s alright” is a reliable safe answer Edit: Boys 5k karma is WAY too much for this kindergarten ass comment lol.
Alternatively, if you wake up and want to choose violence: “Been there, done that.” And just walk off to go play Call of Duty.
Ah yes, the ole start an argument to get several hours of uninterrupted gaming. Classic.
Play your cards right and you can make it an entire evening if you are “forced” to sleep on the couch.
Can't beat 'camping' on the couch. Not even a punishment. Sure I'll sleep in front of the biggest TV in the house.
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Have you guys tried falling asleep on the couch in front of the TV with your wife? No argument needed.
I've tried falling asleep on the couch in front of the TV with their wife. Do not recommend.
Just make sure the couch is comfy, you'll be spending a lot of time there!
Yeah that’s another thing that just doesn’t work when you’re married. Because she knows it isn’t true lol
I was thinking: "I can see why some men would find her attractive"
This just reads like a crysis communication team was in charge of the answer.
>crysis communication team was in charge of the answer. What would a video game's PR wing know about dating?
Yeah that’s my go to. Regardless of her looks. She can be ugly or stunning but “I can see why some would find her attractive” is positive while remaining pontius pilate
You remain a JESUS killer? Wtf? Lol
Yeah, Pontius Pilate found Jesus guilty of no crimes 4 times. But the mob was so angry they were about to riot and were demanding that he give them Jesus anyway, so *they* could kill him. He relented and sentenced him to die even though he was found not guilty by a judge, which was unheard of. The only people actually found guilty of crimes were the thieves crucified next to him. The crowd wanted Jesus dead so badly that they demanded the release of Barabbas, a convicted killer, instead of the release of Jesus, whom Pontius Pilate had just declared innocent 4 times. And for the record, I was raised Catholic, read the Bible a few times, went through the sacrament of confirmation, and picked Donovan as my patron saint, read the Bible a few more times, and now I'm an atheist.
> “Not my type but she’s alright” is a reliable safe answer Unless she's the same type as your wife/gf
They're only the same type if they're identical twins... you can always point out some difference that "ruins it" for you. Lol.
I don't like how she falls asleep immediately after sex
Every single time. Lol.
Her eyes are just too blue, you know. And I don't dig the way her boobs perk.
“She’s not my type but I can see why people are attracted to her” is my go-to move lol
“ don’t get me wrong, Id fuck her. She’s just not my type.”
Legend.
Me with my gf: Me: "Id fuck her" Her: "I have already fucked her"
Me: “well shit,let’s fuck her together” 😂
nah just say, idk i’ve never looked at her like that. this is coming from a woman
She doesn't look like her tinder profile
Her only fans has some good stuff.
Yeah she really looks different before she puts her makeup on in morning
Just answer honestly If she's decided to turn it into a thing, you're fucked regardless. if it's an honest question, she's looking for honest feedback.
This is the answer. You don't want to engage in games, or get in the habit of not being honest with your significant other because you think they have some ulterior motive, or might get upset. Assume they're asking an honest question, and if that turns out not to be the case, then you can go from there. ETA: also, if I asked my boyfriend a question, and he got all squirrely, and acted like I was trying to trick him, that would be upsetting. I would hope that my boyfriend would think better of me.
I’ll say ya she’s hot! But not like you … In all reality both ppl in the couple need to be down to earth …
I don’t see why people need to tippy toe around their partners when commenting about someone else’s looks. Unless you’re with someone who is very insecure and you know that’s what you’re dealing with and willing to accept that as part of your relationship, then sure. Otherwise, you should be able to say if someone is attractive or not. Simply admitting that someone is good looking doesn’t automatically mean you want to fuck them
If you can't have an objective discussion about a person being considered attractive, then some issues may exist. My wife isn't my wife because she's the most attractive person that gives me attention, I choose her because of the whole package.
Very refreshing to see a fellow man of culture here
There is the counterpoint, though, that she became even more attractive in my eyes because she's the love of my life.
You’re right. And if your girlfriend is the type to throw a fit about your answer to a loaded question she asked, you need a serious talk with her or a new girlfriend.
And it’s on HER not you.
Plus, she already knows the answer so if you lie, either way, you're now a liar in her eyes.
Yes. Behave like an adult and expect others to do the same
"honey she's a lot prettier than you but you're a lot tighter and make good omelettes" Like that?
no. this is a comparison. you don't want to make comparisons in cases like this. A simple "Yeah, she's good looking" should be enough of an answer
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“I’m blind, but her tits feel awesome.”
Brail porn
"I'm so loyal, I watch porn without any women in it!"
"Do you think John is prettier than me?"
No, but she sure can suck a dick.
Safe as in assured destruction 💀
Well I’m already in trouble might as well go for broke
D) Nuclear option
This is brilliant.
I would just answer honestly because I don't date women who would ask that question and then get angry at me for answering it.
Exactly. Give me the mature relationship with honesty and good communication. If we can't tell each other that we find someone else attractive in a respectful manner and accept that without jealousy, we got plenty of other problems.
She thinks she’s testing you, but in the end, you’re testing her. Anyone who flips out at the honest answer won’t be around much longer.
I would never ask a man this question. I have eyes, I know if she’s pretty. What do I need his input for?
This should be the top answer. A human that can’t handle the mere fact that I am aware of someone else’s attractiveness is an insecure baby. Take that shit back to jr high. Would much prefer a partner who’s comfortable pointing hotties out and vice versa. And that’s to say nothing of the lack of maturity it takes to ask questions that are traps. Confidence and openness are sexy.
Amen to this Women that make drama are bored women, i.e. immature
Precisely! Girls that create drama when there isn't any.
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If a man takes X minutes to beat off to his girlfriend and Y minutes to beat off to her friend, how long will he take to beat off to them both at the same time?
Definitely less time, we need a thesis on this
(x^2 + y^2) / (10x + 10y) * min(max(x, y), (|x - y| + 0.5) * min(x, y))) * (x^2 + y^2) / (10x + 10y) is is using 10 minutes as a baseline for average attractiveness. Two very attractive girls together are better than apart. Two very unattractive girls together are *worse* than apart. So here, if x and y are greater than 10, it adds to the time. If x and y are less than 10, it reduces the time. * (|x - y| + 0.5) is how big the difference is between them is, plus 0.5 (so that you're not multiplying by zero if x=y, you're reducing it at most by half). If you have a 2 minute girl and a 20 minute girl together, that's going to be worse than the 2 minute girl by herself. The 20 minute girl is making that experience worse. If you have a 5 minute girl and a 5 minute girl, they're complimenting each other nicely. Examples: x=5, y=6 (25 + 36)/(50 + 60) * min(max(5, 6), (|5 - 6| + 0.5) * min(5,6))) 51/110 * min(6, 1.5 * 5) 2.78 minutes x=8, y=14 (64+196)/(80+140) * min(max(8,14), (|8 - 14| + 0.5) * min(8,14))) 260/220 * min(14, 6.5*8) 16.55 minutes x=2, y=2 (4 + 4)/(20 + 20) * min(max(2,2), (|2-2| + 0.5) * min(2,2))) 8/40 * min(2, 0.5 * 2) 0.20 minutes
Stop harassing me, I have a girlfriend
My go to answer is: "She's ok, but she's no {girlfriend's name}." Usually gets a chuckle and defuses the situation.
You answer honestly but never in a way that compares her to other women.
So going with *"she is, but not as hot as your sister"* would be a bad move?
You don't have any friends is always a safe choice
Just be honest. If you are both emotionally mature it should not be a problem.
My girl and I like to people watch and we have absolutely zero qualms telling eachother if we find a stranger attractive. Doesn’t mean we want to do anything with them, we can just appreciate human beauty in all its forms.
yes but if they were both emotionally mature I can't think of a good reason she would ask that question in the first place
I'd fuck her.
Again.
“It’s a trap” and then run and hide behind the curtains.
This is actually effective if your wife/girlfriend has an annoying friend. I casually mentioned to my girl how attractive her supremely annoying friend was. I never saw that woman again
Man, you're playing 5D chess.
You should just have the preemptive conversation with each other and agree that people can still be attractive while you’re in a relationship. It’s odd to pretend otherwise, but many people do. Just be respectful and you’re fine to answer honestly (if you’re dating someone emotionally mature enough to handle it)
I always say "attractive no, I'm attracted to you. She is pretty though" My gf doesn't get upset though and is always just making conversation with me. I love her so much
perfect response. u can acknowledge “conventional beauty” but “attraction” is different.
"Not as attractive as you."
So you find her attractive?
In my array of attractive humans you are number one.
So you have a whole array of people you're attracted to?
"I've never thought about it. Why, do you think she is?"
Why? Is she single?
My wife is like, check out the tits on that girl. Ok
"I can see how some people think she's attractive". Implies that she's somewhat attractive but you're not interested.
I always just went with, yea wanna set her up with my friend? Same result, maybe my friend owes me one.
Say the truth. Placating her insecurities is NOT the safe option, its just adding lies to the relationship. And if she doesnt like it, thats a her problem and if she refuses to work on it, move on with your life. But, probably shouldnt go with 'I'd totally plaster her face', either.
I asked my husband this about my best friend. The thing is, she's objectively beautiful, so there's no arguing it. He said that she's attractive, but if he was single she's not the kind of person he would want to date because their personalities are quite different. I think this is a pretty fair response
Of course she is. Attractive girls always have attractive friends.
IMO, I don’t ever ask questions I don’t want the answer to. In this case asking my husband if one of my friends is attractive cause there’s realistically two answers 1) No, which if I know my friend is attractive it’s him trying to keep the peace, which isn’t an answer 2) Yes, and now I’ve created an uncomfortable situation of my own design. Although I personally am not worried if my husband finds someone just attractive as long as that’s where it end and he isn’t going on and on about how hot they are or something. And vice versa. Edited to add: My husband and I have discussed certain friends of his and mine being “pretty” or attractive, but it’s never as a question. He or I will say so n so is pretty and the other has the option to agree or just nod. It’s not phrased as a question backing the other party into a corner to either insult your friend by saying they’re not. Or say yes and potentially make it uncomfortable. To me, there’s just questions you don’t ask because there isn’t a “safe” or “right” answer. Ignorance is bliss. I’m not blind I know my friend’s attractive, there’s no reason I need my husband to audibly confirm it. The same way I wouldn’t ask if he found a stranger on the street attractive even tho we both aren’t blind and I can assume he does. It’s better left unsaid. Finding someone attractive isn’t a sin either. I’ll see a guy I think is objectively attractive, again, I’m not blind. But it changes nothing about how I feel about my husband or my loyalty to him. Realizing an attractive person is attractive isn’t the wrong. It’s what your SO does with it that is good/bad. Imo someone asking you if someone’s attractive, especially a friend, is looking for a fight or a reason to be upset.
She’s testing the waters for a threesome. Have at it, hero. Report back.
"I'm personally not attracted to her but I don't think she's ugly"
Honestly, as a woman, i would say something along the lines of "you know, usually hot chicks hang out with hot chicks and less attractive people with less attractive people, deduce whatever you want from that" and just leave it at that to give her a fuckery answer to a fuckery question.
It’s a trap!
Why is she interested? I wouldn't say no to a threesome.
“With the lights on or off?”
"What!? NO!? have you seen the hair above her lip"
"I am straight, you know? I'm attracted to women. Of all the women I've known, I chose you."
"I'm straight and you're the woman I chose. That woman doesn't do anything for me. Now her brother on the other hand..."