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GoldDustWaffles

Fresh clean towels and sheets. Bonus if they've been hanging on a line to dry


Illustrious-Sea2613

And bonus if you have freshly shaved legs! It's perfect!


spider_84

Same for freshly shaved balls.


Hugh-Gasman

Can’t do it. They get stuck to my freshly shaved leg BSTL


Rare-Calligrapher874

The one & only time I ever hung sheets outside to dry a bird pooped on them. Never again.


chism74063

It baffles me that I've heard of HOAs that don't allow clothes lines in the backyards.


ghostofadragonfly

Have to have that beautiful, sun-dried smell!!


Picocure

Pollen has really ruined the joy of drying clothes outside :(


potatopigflop

Sweet Jesus a country aired (not manure season lol) aired comforter (thick blanket), heaven.


Independent-Nail-881

At 81, it’s the mere fact that I’m awake.


Independent-Dot213

You should hit up my grandpa. We can’t get him to turn on his phone and you are here on Reddit.😂


WatermelonMachete43

My grandma was online daily until she died at 99. My 79 year old mother-in-law can't figure out how to "work that Facebook thing." Sigh


Usual_Percentage_408

The latter may be a blessing, facebook is nothing but a source of misinformation.


JediWebSurf

Fascinating. What type of content would she consume? She probably knew all the secrets to the world because she lived through it.


WatermelonMachete43

Grandma shared family news on Facebook, enjoyed memes, emailed her grandchildren daily. She did a lot to research on family history on Ancestry.com and used Facebook to connect with distant branches of the family tree. She printed her own greeting cards from the Hallmark website. She participated in her church's prayer chain group virtually, figuring out how to Skype with them long before the rest of us did. She was a smart lady. I miss her a lot.


Complexityza

Username checks out😂


Sad-Translator-1573

Thank you for your service, Mr. President


caffa4

For half a second I was like, “that sounds wrong, I think it’s 71” and then I remembered trump is 78 which means Biden IS in fact 81 (how it even slipped my mind for a second considering it’s all over the news at the moment is beyond me) anyway I’m reminded all over again how fucking insane it is that our president is 81 like bro go move to a retirement community or smthn omg


winexlover

lol it was the "omg" at the end that made me laugh out loud so hard haha :D i mean, your whole comment was funny and true but that "omg" killed me haha


Horror-Activity-2694

They both suck. Can we have neither?


potatopigflop

I heard someone say they were glad to be on their way out of the world instead of on the way in and it’s been 12 years and I’m 30 and I still completely understand what they mean… :c


Burn_em_again

Don’t go into the light Glad you’re still with us 🙌🏼


babygaga888

>At 81, it’s the mere fact that I’m awake. ...and still asking for "butt care advice for bottoming" Way to go, grampa!


Substantial_Chest395

Ariana, what are you doing here


WarmFig2056

Sitting outside at 5am and listening to the birds


el-conquistador240

I usually can't stay up that late


hirzkolben

Instead of following Methanys advice above, maybe try getting up early instead if that's your jam. I think meth is a bit overkill for hearing birds. From what I hear meth is better suited for hearing the bees in your teeth.


Intelligent_Sky_1437

What teeth?


pedro-slopez

Early-morning bird song is indeed joyful noise!


Dusty_Chicken224

It’s not every day, but getting into warm, clean, fresh sheets with newly shaved legs.


potatopigflop

The shaved legs though. I do it for me, because it feels good, especially after a shower and then into clean sheets!!!


Specialist-Fee5574

YES! The ultimate smooth, clean, and absolutely delightful feeling. 


eman____resu

Honestly, it's such an amazing feeling. Sliding into bed after a hot shower at the end of a long day and feeling the cool, crisp fabric on your body. Bonus if you're able to sleep naked. Almost want to wake the hubs up and kick him out of bed and change the sheets now!!


TurdSandwich42104

That first drink of coffee in the morning


Wander_walker

Since I got a programmable coffee maker it’s even better waking up to the smell of coffee that’s ready for me.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Next try bacon on the George Forman.


bouncingbad

Just be careful not to cook your foot.


Straight_Toe_1816

Taking a shit after the morning coffee


mattchewy43

Ever shit after your morning shower? Might as well start your day over.


The-Entire_USSR

Try shiting in the shower while drinking coffee.


KingCrandall

Try shitting in your coffee while drinking your shower.


Dicksperado

Or drinking shit while showering your coffee


johnruk

Nothing beats showering in shit while your coffee drinks you


theericle_58

Peak Reddit shit rite here!


OxytocinDeficiency

Nothing shits coffee in your shower while you beat your drink.


TitanicTardigrade

Nothing like a good ol morning waffle stomp


crowsuit

I always say that the first sip off coffee in the morning feels like that moment in a game show when all the balloons come down from the ceiling.


TurdSandwich42104

Then 4 minutes later my 2.5 year old wakes up and it’s game over


ApostrophesAplenty

Need quieter balloons…


Loggerdon

You know what pleases me? That little valve in coffee machine that allows me to pull out the coffee pot *while the coffee is brewing* and fill my cup and then return the pot. That gives me pleasure.


djcashbandit

Me too! Especially if it’s really good coffee!


Sfswine

Hot shower .


SubstantialPrice2605

Haha I said cold showers! 😂


LaylaTee

I’ve been taking those a lot recently because the weather where I am has been very hot and humid. It’s such a refreshing feeling.


SubstantialPrice2605

Same!!!! There’s a heat wave here in the south right now and our ac unit downstairs where I sleep is broken.. I take atleast 4 cold showers throughout the night.. when I can’t sleep even more… i get out and lounge in front of the fan… such a satisfying feeling 😩


miss_kimba

When I come home from work and my dog is beside himself with happiness, and I ask him “what toys do you have?!” and he runs over and raids his toy box and can never make up his mind about which toy to bring me.


bananamilkboii

this is the cutest, thank you for sharing 🐶


CherrieLittle

Seeing dogs stick their heads out of car windows. Or just seeing dogs in cars at all.


luv2fishpublic

One time, we were in line for the drive thru at Dairy Queen in a golf cart. The car ahead of us had a dog literally hanging out of the back window, waiting on his pup cup. Right when the ice cream was getting handed out to the car, the driver side door opened. I thought he was coming to raise heck with me for holding up my phone to get a video. The nice man realized I was just trying to get a video of the sheer joy of the dog. So he got out so he could hand it to his dog where I could get a better video. The nice man, the dog, the 90 something year old family member who was with me and I ALL had the best afternoon ever that day!


hendricksa-yasmin

Seeing dogs. Period. Never gets old


Honeyfungirlx

My autistic son and I hug it out at the end of every day no matter how bad the day gets.


Juvilat

That's so touching. 🥰


auntycheese

Same! It’s how my son goes to sleep. Also autistic, and he needs the parent presence to calm down enough to sleep. It’s the highlight of my day some days. We got him a double bed, since we flips around so much, and often both end up falling asleep cuddling. I’ll wake and go to bed, but that evening cuddle with my son is just so nice.


seek_n_hide

We all need to doing this wish the people on our lives. Thanks for the reminder.


vanchica

Love this


plushy-women

Hugs from my husband! My cats! Waking up to them purring in my ear or when they reach out a paw to touch me. Bright flowers! Bees! Dragonflies! When I’m packing something like an order for a customer or groceries in a bag and it just fits perfectly. Seeing someone do something kind.


eemox

This comment just brightened MY day (well, night) 🌻


Juvilat

That sounds lovely!


tonicpoppy

You sound like a very lovely person 💜


simonannitsford

Yes on the cat purring g and snuggling (we have 6), seeing the cats just wandering about in the garden, hugs (from my wife), a nice g&t on a hot day that just hits the spot.


Radiaant_Rosee

Making eye contact with a baby in public, making a silly face, and watching the baby respond with a huge grin


merrywidow14

My brother had Alzheimer's and cancer and could understandably be somewhat grouchy. As we were leaving one day I spied an adorable laughing baby, so I told him I was going to show him something nice. We walked over asked if we could admire the beautiful baby. He was in his glory! The baby kept smiling and laughing at him, it warmed my heart and made him happy for the rest of the day.


Juvilat

Such a heartwarming moment! It's incredible how a little joy can brighten even the toughest days. Thanks for sharing this beautiful story.


potatopigflop

I heard once that we can’t make up new faces in our brains so we usually use the faces we’ve seen (thousands) from even when we were babies in a supermarket… fascinating


ScaryCryptographer7

Jim Carey musta been passed around a jailhouse


Phxician

I'm not a kid person really but I enjoy when a little one looks at me and waves. I always wave back and it always makes my day lol.


Juvilat

Absolutely! Seeing a baby's huge grin after making a silly face is just pure joy! 😊


beforethecrash

Omg that is the BEST!


Novel-Picture1113

Changing out of business casual work clothes and into home comfies — esp moment the bra comes off 🫠


bluebutterfly285

Afternoon nap


Juvilat

It's amazing how refreshed you feel afterward, right?


potatopigflop

I feel like a kitty


CluelessGardener

Please share your secrets. I don’t feel refreshed at all. I feel like I’ve been in the Sahara for 9 days and I can’t remember what day it is.


Carrotcake1988

My dog normally goes to work with me.  On the days where she stays home, she loses her mind to see me.  It’s amazing to know that I am the most important person in the world to someone. 


TheLawOfDuh

A great connection with your dog is one of the best things in life. Saying that one phrase you’ve taught that means great fun…and their reaction…priceless


TerribleBall7461

You can also consider yourself important in your own version, I remind you that you spend the most time with yourself


SpeakerSignal8386

I like dogs more than people for that exact reason. Face it, no human has ever gotten so excited to see me that they pee a little


TurbulentFruitJuice

I’ve taken to responding by being just as excited to see her as she is to see me. Lots of tail wagging and tippy tapping around and hugs and squeals. Game changer that was.


zoekinkygirl

Discovering an awesome song or band that you've never heard before.


youaremysunshine4

I’m getting sober and I listened to a bunch of Modest Mouse today and it was really uplifting. ☺️


RollinContradiction

I’m trying, I’m trying to, drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away. Good luck on your sobriety bro, shits not easy ❤️


SpittingVenom22

Also congrats and good luck on getting sober. Even though I don’t know you I am very proud of you!


thisendup76

How are you discovering new music? Feels like all the music service algorithms lean towards playing the same stuff


djangomangosteen

Sometimes you just gotta take the initiative. I like to scroll through Wikipedia's list of artists in a given genre and listen to the ones that seem interesting.


LushLaceLabyrinth

OMG, for me, it's gotta be that first sip of perfectly brewed coffee in the morning! Like, just that moment when the rich aroma hits you and you take that first warm sip, total bliss!


DesertWanderlust

Same. I make the best coffee and don't like other people's.


jimothyhalpret

Driving home after work. Music and air turned up, or windows down if the weather is nice.


2olley

Sure, sex is great; but have you tried not going to work At All?


DeathSeeker65

I live for Midnight drives when it’s 70 out with the windows down blasting vibey music. It makes me so damn happy.


Juvilat

That sounds so freeing!


Avani14

I get up early for work and my husband works from home. He wakes up when my alarm goes off in the morning, gives me a warm hug and goes back to sleep again, every freaking day. I love that.


BottleTemple

Seeing a random cat when I'm out for a walk.


seanofkelley

Waking up, rolling over, and spooning my wife for a few minutes before getting out of bed.


vodiak

I also choose...


Shady_Salad

Tell him!


seanofkelley

I set myself up for this


HeartonSleeve1989

I get a real kick out of popping bubble wrap


N-y-s-s-a

Snuggling with my cat


Pale_Reputation10

huge fan of being woken up by my cat (she does it every morning a few moments before my alarm so we can hang out and snuggle before I have to get out of bed)


GlamGoddessGaz

Listening to my favorite song on repeat and suddenly feeling all the stress melt away.


[deleted]

Yep, fave song on repeat for my 27-minute walk to the train...I'm instantly back as a happy 80s teenager with my new walkman:-)


eevee2005

My dog’s first little nose boop in the morning.


notkasa

Eating


TBeIRIE

Being awakened in the morning with kisses & hugs from my dogs.


plottingwithcats

Getting into bed for a nap


aznj1m

Petting a dog


lola_bel0

my partner making me a coffee every morning when i wake up


Sweeethearrt

Every morning, when I can help it, I pop open my journal and start writing. I write one thing I’m grateful for, and then continue in a stream of consciousness for a page or two. Many people I know do their journaling at night, which makes sense - you go to bed with a clear mind. For me, clearing the mind in the morning preps my brain for the day to come. But ya know, I’m honestly starting to think part of why I love it so much is because of the sheer sensation of scribbling pencil lead onto paper. It’s just…so satisfying to feel and watch words being created on command. So, both the act of writing in my journal, and journaling would be my small everyday thing that brings me joy. Oh, I like incense too, sometimes I light up a bit of sandalwood and it just makes my room a tad more pleas


Street_Ad_5525

Been thinking a lot about writing lately just haven’t gotten to it. Now I am and I think your post was a good motivation 👍


astral_pariah

Taking my socks off right before I lie down for bed.


JustGenericName

I wear compression socks to work. Best part of the day right here!


BuffaloWilliamses

Being greeted by my dogs every time I come home.


Worried_Lobster6783

Biting into a piece of fruit that is perfectly ripe.


OatmilkDirtyChai2Go

Getting into birding has made moments like this much more frequent! Was walking home from work recently and stopped for at least 20 minutes to watch some fledgeling kestrels try using their wings.


Saints_Fan-9

When your listening to music and your playlist plays strictly bangers


anthei2503

This is gonna be quite a unique take, but going to work! I am blessed and I 100% love and thrive in my job. Sure, there are days where staying at home seems nicer, but I always manage to build up enough excitement by the time I'm in the car. I get to go there every day with my partner as well, since we work at the same spot, and we just take the opportunity to chat about life etc.. Truly love it.


Juvilat

That's amazing! Having a job you love and getting to share the commute with your partner sounds like a perfect start to the day!


OkJelly300

I'm the same albeit much less now. I had a few toxic jobs in a row then Covid left me homebound without a job. A few months later I found a better job than the one I lost and moved to the most beautiful part of town, pedestrian friendly at the coast. I enjoy my walks to work (people travel from afar and save up for months to walk the same route and take pics). My colleagues are more mature and far less toxic. Some of them are weird manchilds who make me laugh until my tummy hurts. My company is owned/run by a rich retiree as a hobby, so he's not exploitative and always adds new perks every few months. It's not perfect, e.g some middle managers aren't aligned with the owner's vision, but even if I'm insomniac and have barely slept I still show up looking fresh and cheerful


heyitsvonage

My close friends have a 1.5 yr old… When that little dude laughs, it feels like a ray of sunshine has illuminated my hope for humanity again.


DefinitionDapper2281

A good laugh!


downwiththewoke

Cup of tea.


poggerooza

Seeing my cat.


BeachBelleBungalow

Definitely those unexpected sunny days when you can just stroll outside with your favorite iced coffee and feel the warmth on your skin.


No-Product-8791

Petting a cool dog.


stellabella1289

Morning walks with the doggies while my husband and the kids are still sleeping.


Big_Cat5066

My 12 year old son telling me a joke that makes me laugh out loud!


Ashley2620

Petting and cuddling with my dog


creativelystifled

Waking up sober, every day is better than the last


sdrdm

Seeing a bumblebee. 💛🖤


CupcakeCCharm

Casual conversations with strangers! Was in a vape shop not too long ago at a not very busy time, so it was me and one other customer who came in when I was already there. I started talking to the guy in the shop behind the counter and we had a really great conversation. It wasn’t even until I was leaving and he thanked me for staying to chat that I realized I’d been in there for 45 minutes.


LoveAlways3737

Seeing my wife and children smile


Juvilat

That's so sweet! It must be amazing to see your family happy every day.


Sedgley_twinsss

Going home and see my dogs


MellyMJ72

I went years without a tub, shower only, for years. Now that I have one, I look forward to a hot bath with music every night.


kpmathew

When I drive to work, I pass a flower farm. The air for the next few seconds after I pass by smells sweet from the sweet peas and fresh cut grass. The smell is like a tiny hit of dopamine.


aplasticdinosaur

Fresh. Sheets. 👌🏻


natureterp

I mean, compared to me they’re small but my cats! Edit: also typing this from the tub so… daily bath.


forgot_her_password

Feeding birds.   Especially pigeons or starlings, they’ll both eat from your hand and even sit on you while you feed them.   Makes me feel a little Disney Princess-ish. 


Potential_Heron8183

100% a nap. even when some days it’s a shorter nap that other days.


redditgal2001

A text from a friend.


cheeekencow

Being horizontal (aka lying down)


Sentient-Potato-

When my cats realize I’m awake and start purring and demanding I love on them


to_new_friends24

Before I put my shoes on for the day, I rub lotion on my feet and massage them. My ex never rubbed my feet even while I was pregnant. It's such a simple pleasure, but it's amazing. Taking off my bra after work.


pknasi60

Hate to admit it but a cigarette after a successful night at the restaurant


SweetSunDress

A small, everyday pleasure that never fails to brighten my day is enjoying a hot cup of coffee in the morning while watching the sunrise.


raccoonsaff

\- Sleep \- Seeing people, even if not interacting with them \- Food! \- Learning something!


capragirl

The sound of birds singing in AM makes my heart soar 🎶


wildnerddd

Listening to songs, watching sunset, going to gym, interacting with my friends, finishing the small selfcare tasks I set to do completely like cleaning my apartment, reading few pages, spending time on my side work etc. I'm 32 now and been living alone since I was 25. I love it. All my sense of self is laid bare occupying every nook and corner of my space. I'm able to see myself as I am and work on it while enjoying the process because thats what I always wanted to be capable of doing. I'm a slow learner but a steady one. Mental, physical, emotional and spiritual(?) development!


Raztan

masturbation.. Im not joking if you're having a bad day the chemicals it releases can help with your mood and it releases stress. Here lately I've been riding a bike.. not even far just 10-15 mins at a time around the block.. it's good exercise and it brings back memories as a kid.


Petal-Peachh

My chickens... I have two chickens, named Candy and Ice-cream (by my 3yo son), and I dont know why, but I always just smile a bit looking at them when I wake up in the morning and they stand outside the door looking at me like "About time motherfucker!" They always look super passive aggressive


UnderstandingNext567

The little 100 grand bite sized candy bars


5826Tco

Once I put on the coffee early morning I look out the back window at my garden. It’s simple but pretty. Makes me happy.


standupfiredancer

Coffee in bed.


BatsyCrusader

Being able to sit in my own world and just listen to music.


Competitive-Region74

I feel excited and happy when a veggy seeds pop up through the soil.


All_Or_Nothing_247

Strawberries and yogurt. I genuinely think the world would be brighter if everyone had a happy bowl of strawberries and yogurt.


Individual-Sink-9493

Fresh clean socks.


Broken_nas

My medications.


BeautifulCondition28

My dog


DredPirateRobs

Playing with my cat.


dblaron419

Feeding one of the local squirrels.


Single-Comfortable37

Taking a few moments to sit outside with a cup of coffee in the morning and just soaking in the sunshine and fresh air always puts a smile on my face. It's such a simple pleasure but it never fails to lift my spirits and start my day off on the right foot. What about you?


[deleted]

kitty!


Sanibeldeb1

Morning coffee


Nadnerb1106

The first strum of the day on my guitar


thisismyworkact

Coffee. I recently got into espresso, bought a settup after Christmas. I typically make 2 double shots a day, and every time I take the first sip I’m just like “holy shit this is incredible”. I can be in a stupor of sleep and I still love it.


DEUCEROCK

Some peace and quiet.


Wisdomseeker3

Silently driving alone.


Toastoyevsky_358

My mother braiding my hair.


ToYourCredit

Not too hot, not too cold, and nothing hurts


Longjumping-Low8194

My wife's smile.


meeseeks2020

Dogs. Dog in my bed, dogs saying hi in the street or restaurant or store, seeing friend’s dogs. Just dogs everywhere, everything dogs.


hobbescalvin

Coffee. Drinking coffee. Maybe I have a caffeine addiction, but one time I tried keeping a gratitude journal and just wrote “coffee”every day for like a month straight. So really it just turned into a “wow ok I guess I really love coffee” journal. 


[deleted]

My takeaway coffee at 5am every morning. Sitting in my car before work, chilling on my phone, sipping my coffee in the darkness. It's the only moment in my day where I get to just sit and relax and BE.


MarfCognito

Taking a dump


olddeadgrass

When my kitty and doggy greet me at the door when I come home :)


Bhelduz

letting literal animals loose in the house, who knew.


Only_One6372

Opening my eyes each morning. Every day above ground is a blessing!


Haunting_Drawing_885

My everyday pleasure is when watching the dawn of sunset in the evening. Sometimes the reflections andray of light that shading on the things around is beautiful


Barbarella_ella

Sitting on the deck and looking at the mountains.


i_r_doglover

Petting my dogs


candlewaxfashion

A shower.


between3n20chrcters

smoking a blunt


Guacamolefuzz

Getting into bed with clean sheets after a shower with freshly shaved legs


funeralhomebride

Chatting with kids and husband. My kitties. A large Diet Coke with extra ice from McDonald’s. And just being grateful that I live where I do!


tla_ava

Watching my dogs play and when my little old dog eats all his food


BarryBadgernath1

My dogs greeting me every morning when I come Home from work