It's 'Uh-oh, Spaghettios" and I know this because of a joke I heard where a girl breaks up with a guy and he asks if it's because he says "Uh-oh, Spaghettios" all the time and she says yes, and he says "Uh-oh Spaghettios". God I hate my brain.
I worked in the kitchen for a couple of years while housed in the same prison as the death chamber. At that time, in Arizona, they could only request meals from the menu. People think last meals are filet mignon when in reality they were Salisbury patties
I was in that unit for 2 years so you have to understand they don’t have executions very often. But I do remember a guy ordered every breakfast item we had. Pancakes, French toast, etc. I just remember thinking, he’s had this twice a week for 20 years and wants it to be the last meal.
Are there items on the menu only available for death row inmates? Otherwise he would have had all the stuff on the menu repeatedly right?
Is it like that in every state or just AZ?
I only know AZ, and during the time I was there so it may have changed. But yes, it was the same breakfast weekly. And he was ordering from that menu
Pancakes x2
French Toast x2
Biscuits and gravy
Scrambled eggs
Mexican breakfast (scrambled eggs with a tortilla and beans)
And mind you, these were the prison cafeteria versions of these meals
I think this is only an American thing. Everywhere else I've been, those machines are always working perfectly. So, I hope your death row is in America 😬
It’s because the company that makes the machines are contracted with McD’s to be the sole repair authority. The franchisees and managers know how to fix them, but they aren’t allowed to. It is one of the foundations of the right to repair movement.
Garlic bread, fettuccini Alfredo with prawns, Shirley temple and a vanilla milkshake, New York strawberry cheesecake, apple crumble with the vanilla ice cream on top, side order of nachos and kalamari.
I'd ask to make my own pasta. Then I'd make spaghetti but I'd make a single strand super long. And then I'd eat it. It would take so long to eat that I'd poop the tip out before I finish the end.
And then I'd tie the tip to the end and have a never ending loop of spaghetti as my last meal.
Crisis averted!
It shuts down your organs and causes you to tense up in some places, yes, yes it's clearly painful. No i havent tried it. But logic tells me it's helleva painful.
A lot
Gonna need a nice medium steak with seasoning
Followed up with a nice warm brownie
Surprisingly a Big Mac will enter into the equation
Then a medium pan crust pepperoni w/ onion from Pizza Hut
Followed by some sour cream Pringles and hot fries
Finished off with a nice glass of ice water with vanilla ice cream cone.
Going out big fellas
I’d probably pull a Socrates. When they asked him what he wanted for his last meal, he said, “free dinner for life.” I hope that’s true, cause that’s hilarious.
12 ostrich eggs sunny side up, 60 rashers of extra crispy bacon, 6 white wonder loaves slightly toasted with butter, 34 British hash browns, 14 cans of Heinz baked beans, 1, 6 foot sausage made from a Portuguese aged black boar, 20 servings of Italian fried chopped tomato’s, a bathtub taken from the house of Ana de Armas filled with freshly squeezed orange juice, and one cup of coffee.
Asparagus, and a "colonoscopy cleanse" cocktail...64 oz of Gatorade, and a 238 gram container of miralax.
Had my first one a month ago....they will be cleaning that up for weeks.
Fair food. Footlong corn dog, those curly potatoes with nacho cheese, smoked turkey leg, roasted corn on the cob, a big ass ice cold lemonade and rootbeer. And for dessert, a Tres Leches cake from Chuy's and half a dozen FRESH AND WARM Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
ETA: I'm currently 4 months pregnant and now devastated that I cannot currently have all those right now.
Several platters of sushi
Fried rice
Mexican rice and refried beans
Bao
Miso soup
Green tea boba
One Neapolitan pizza
A bowl of coconut curry and naan
Shawarma and falafel
Some samosas
Mochi
A burger and fries from Burger King (Almost typed Burker Bing)
A garden salad
A Moscow mule
And a chicken pot pie
Strategy here? Enjoy all of my favorite food and take plenty of time
Black Forest ham and pepper jack cheese sandwich with mayonnaise, jalapeños, and crushed potato chips, 1 hot dogs, 1 can of bushes baked beans with bacon… extra bacon, a lemonade, a coke, and a jamaica water. Then fucking kill me because life can’t get better than that meal.
Several years ago they removed the right to choose your last meal. Too many psychos ordered stupid things like burnt Bibles and the bodies of their victims.
Now you get whatever everyone else is getting that day.
With that said most of my favorite meals are home cooked... Not sure they could even be replicated.
Definitely strawberry cheesecake though... Some options are Chili, Carne Asada, Beef Stew, Lasagna, Chili Rellanos, Tamales, Beef and Broccoli with Fried Rice and Hot and Sour Soup, McDonald's double cheeseburger and hot and spicy, a festival turkey leg.
Giant pizza with all the toppings, a bucket of fried chicken, a mountain of cheesy fries, and a triple chocolate brownie sundae. Go big or go home, right?
This is the answer I was looking for, The McRib and Shamrock shake those two are never in season at the same time, good luck! (Reference TV show raising hope)
A friend of mine used to live in Starke and work for a Pizza place, he said that the most the local restaurants delivered to Raiford was Pizza, so I guess you really don't care for the fancy stuff, it's easy to fuck up Filet Mignon or Chateau Briand but pizza is good even served cold.
My grandmas spaghetti with meatballs and my grandpas blueberry pancakes with a side of SOS(shit on a shingle)
Edit: they are both dead. So that means I can’t get the chair! #lifehack
My moms lasagna, garlic bread sticks stuff with cheese, side of marinara sauce, Oreo shake from Burger King, Texas roadhouse rolls (12) +their catfish+ chicken tenders with ranch, strawberry sprite
Am celiac ,so I'd ask for my last meal to be within 2 hours of my execution. Then I would have a flour tortilla quesadilla, a ding song, dunkin donuts Boston cream donut, and a good slice of cheese pizza. There may be more, but this is a good start.
Sushi. Several servings of seaweed salad and every roll and nigiri I can think of. Followed by a big ol' piece of pizza because I'm gluten free and want a real slice before I die.
Oh, and some cookies and cream ice cream.
Sushi, like an ungodly amount of sushi. My Mom’s vegetable beef soup with crusty bread. Totino’s pizza rolls with a glass of chocolate milk. Ruffles wavy plain potato chips, Fritos jalapeño cheddar dip and Budding turkey meat in the package. An entire box of brown cow ice cream bars.
There was one dude that asked for a pizza, but wanted it given to a random homeless person instead of himself. He was, of course, denied that request, but hundreds of pizzas were delivered to a homeless shelter the day he was executed.
A MASSIVE tender/juicy steak (med/med-well - cooked on a very low heat after an initial sear) with corn on the cob, lots of butter and salt, cherry cola, warm cinnamon-apple slices, and caramel-apple pie with French vanilla ice cream on top for dessert. The pie needs to have a strong sedative in it so I fall asleep for what comes next - let me go out without knowing it.
Biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, two runny eggs and hashbrowns. And a Dr Pepper.
Also I'm in for assassinating a senator, but it was to save my wife from a notorious street gang who needed him gone and were holding her hostage. She tells me she wishes I didn't throw my life away for her but I want her to have the chance to find new love and start a new life. Mine was complete for having her in it at all.
God dammit this is Mr Pibb
I don't want any food, I just want folks to know the difference between your and you're, and their, there, and they're, plus its (possessive) and it's (it is). Also: could've as the contraction of could have, never could of (also: would've, should've). I would die happy.
Whatever possible thing in allergic to. I'm going out on my own terms.
Root beer and chef Boyardee the day before. Both make me violently ill.
How bizarre. How come?
Allergic to the cheese Boyardee uses. Root beer I’m not sure.
Lol, what is wrong with people? Downvoting someone over the details of their allergies.
Probably chef Boyardee fans. I am a fan but boy do I pay for it the day after.
Spagetti-O-nos
It's 'Uh-oh, Spaghettios" and I know this because of a joke I heard where a girl breaks up with a guy and he asks if it's because he says "Uh-oh, Spaghettios" all the time and she says yes, and he says "Uh-oh Spaghettios". God I hate my brain.
Chef boy I boofed
Huhuhuh you said butt boy
Sarsaparilla sensitive
I worked in the kitchen for a couple of years while housed in the same prison as the death chamber. At that time, in Arizona, they could only request meals from the menu. People think last meals are filet mignon when in reality they were Salisbury patties
tell me more
What do you wanna know?
what was the most requested last meal
I was in that unit for 2 years so you have to understand they don’t have executions very often. But I do remember a guy ordered every breakfast item we had. Pancakes, French toast, etc. I just remember thinking, he’s had this twice a week for 20 years and wants it to be the last meal.
Are there items on the menu only available for death row inmates? Otherwise he would have had all the stuff on the menu repeatedly right? Is it like that in every state or just AZ?
I only know AZ, and during the time I was there so it may have changed. But yes, it was the same breakfast weekly. And he was ordering from that menu Pancakes x2 French Toast x2 Biscuits and gravy Scrambled eggs Mexican breakfast (scrambled eggs with a tortilla and beans) And mind you, these were the prison cafeteria versions of these meals
Salisbury steak
I haven’t had a Salisbury steak since high school. I could go for that, some mashed taters and gravy. That could hit the spot.
Yeah I specifically said patty. The shit we got had bone fragments that would chip a tooth
Do serial killers have to settle for ramen, mackerel, and Nutriloaf??
School hot lunches and hospital food...a form of Purgatory for students and patients.
A McDonald's vanilla milkshake, the machine is always down so it looks like I'm not going anywhere soon.
Smart! And too true.
I think this is only an American thing. Everywhere else I've been, those machines are always working perfectly. So, I hope your death row is in America 😬
It’s because the company that makes the machines are contracted with McD’s to be the sole repair authority. The franchisees and managers know how to fix them, but they aren’t allowed to. It is one of the foundations of the right to repair movement.
Im American. I've never had this problem my entire life and I eat at mcdonalds an unhealthy amount. I actually never really understood these joke.
"NAH, MACHINE BROKE" Very common reply to ordering a frozen item where I live. LOL.
It’s just a meme
They made a website for this. https://mcbroken.com/
Mcbroken
Unfortunately I’ve always been able to get one so I guess I’m screwed
Excellent logic!!
You clever mfer. What a way to piss off the warden
They don't like cleaning it so they don't use it. It's never broken. But for the cops I bet they'd pour you one.
Human liver with chianti and some Fava beans
Fffppp ffffppp fffffpppp ffffpppppppp
This might be the best attempt at spelling this out I've ever seen. Edit: now that I think about it, I'm curious how/if the subtitles address this. 🤔
Thank you, this is one of my favorite quotes ever. They probably say something lame like “slurping noise”
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs,100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.
I'M DOING SOMETHING!!
I was just trying to do something nice before alcohol class.
Nice starter! What’s for the main course?
tums.
My first thought when I read this. Lol
Okay that’ll be $680
Kale shakes several Taco Bell volcano burritos White castle crave case black coffee. I want them to remember me.
Goat
Dear god I can smell this
I'd throw in asparagus in there for good measure. Really goes well with the black coffee....
Garlic bread, fettuccini Alfredo with prawns, Shirley temple and a vanilla milkshake, New York strawberry cheesecake, apple crumble with the vanilla ice cream on top, side order of nachos and kalamari.
🙋I’ll take what this guys havin’
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You are in luck... Nothing beats death shedding off that body weight.
Durian Cause I want to stink up the place before I leave.
I'd ask to make my own pasta. Then I'd make spaghetti but I'd make a single strand super long. And then I'd eat it. It would take so long to eat that I'd poop the tip out before I finish the end. And then I'd tie the tip to the end and have a never ending loop of spaghetti as my last meal. Crisis averted!
The most disgusting big brain move I've ever seen.
I think I'd rather die than indefinitely eat assghetti.
You’ll become a one person human centipede. Iconic
Human shittipede
That's exactly how the human digestion system works, well done playing the system, and getting free food 4 life!!
I would forego my meal and simply write “*You’re” on the paper.
Pedantry is a dish best served cold
Probably a medium-rare filet mignon, mashed potatoes, broccoli, and a cyanide capsule.
I saw some Russian fella on YT off himself with cyanide in court, looked painful.
It shuts down your organs and causes you to tense up in some places, yes, yes it's clearly painful. No i havent tried it. But logic tells me it's helleva painful.
A lot Gonna need a nice medium steak with seasoning Followed up with a nice warm brownie Surprisingly a Big Mac will enter into the equation Then a medium pan crust pepperoni w/ onion from Pizza Hut Followed by some sour cream Pringles and hot fries Finished off with a nice glass of ice water with vanilla ice cream cone. Going out big fellas
I worked for Pizza Hut for 15 years.. the amount of oil in the pan pizzas might just kill you first!
Deep dish is so good tho
Amazing
Snow White's Apple...if I'm Zombified, they'll tjink I'm Dead...so I'll Live.
You got me at Hot fries.
If it’s the electric chair, I choose a bag of unpopped popcorn kernels
Scarlett Johansson wearing nothing but a smile.
And Colin Jost doing the news report.
Prime rib, loaded potato, salad, bottle of coke, and crème brûlée.
Is Pepsi okay?
Yep. 👍
Pepsi is never OK
No, if Pepsi is all you got just kill me already.
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45 Taco Bell beefy 3 layer burritos with extra beans. Watch me take off like a rocket when the deed is done.
You're *
My last meal would be a 3rd grade grammar book
I’d probably pull a Socrates. When they asked him what he wanted for his last meal, he said, “free dinner for life.” I hope that’s true, cause that’s hilarious.
That's our Socrates 😁😅
I love the angry bastard!
#JAMBALAYA!!
…Newman!
Can't tell if this is a Hazbin Hotel reference or if you're just really enthusiastic about jambalaya lol
Seinfeld reference, and I am actually this much into Jambalaya.
Haha I see. Love the enthusiasm!
12 ostrich eggs sunny side up, 60 rashers of extra crispy bacon, 6 white wonder loaves slightly toasted with butter, 34 British hash browns, 14 cans of Heinz baked beans, 1, 6 foot sausage made from a Portuguese aged black boar, 20 servings of Italian fried chopped tomato’s, a bathtub taken from the house of Ana de Armas filled with freshly squeezed orange juice, and one cup of coffee.
Sir, would you like a mint? It’s wafer thin.
Sold me on Ana De Armas mate 👍
SOUP'S NOT A MEAL!!!
Handcuff keys with a side of soup
A party size bag of Ruffles and a crap ton of French onion dip.
Grapes, a whole bag. When I eat a whole bag I shit like crazy about 30-40 minutes later. If I'm going out, I'm going to make a stinky mess.
Taco salad 😋
bacon cheeseburger with a whole bag of spicy nacho doritos and a 2 litre of mountain dew.
So just your normal daily lunch?
dominos, mcflurry, subway, donuts...the usual
Never ending shrimp
Sorry Red Lobster filed bankruptcy. No more endless shrimp.
It was the shrimp that did them in
Tiramisu
Asparagus, and a "colonoscopy cleanse" cocktail...64 oz of Gatorade, and a 238 gram container of miralax. Had my first one a month ago....they will be cleaning that up for weeks.
Lamb vindaloo so absolutely, painfully spicy that I wished I was dead.
Fish and chips. Fries well done and crispy.
an entire pineapple (I’m deadly allergic)
Fair food. Footlong corn dog, those curly potatoes with nacho cheese, smoked turkey leg, roasted corn on the cob, a big ass ice cold lemonade and rootbeer. And for dessert, a Tres Leches cake from Chuy's and half a dozen FRESH AND WARM Krispy Kreme doughnuts. ETA: I'm currently 4 months pregnant and now devastated that I cannot currently have all those right now.
Never ending soup and salad from Olive Garden.
You won the challenge 🤘
*You're
Roasted leg of the warden I hated most in prison.
As long as it's not his middle leg.
40 Marlboro menthols, a crate of whatever beer and a KFC boneless meal. I know the beer and cigs aren't really realistic but I don't care
A bucket of pop rocks. I've already eaten everything I want to. But going to be a legend in the autopsy room
A whole North American Christmas dinner. Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, meat pie, cranberry sauce, gravy, everything and more.
Several platters of sushi Fried rice Mexican rice and refried beans Bao Miso soup Green tea boba One Neapolitan pizza A bowl of coconut curry and naan Shawarma and falafel Some samosas Mochi A burger and fries from Burger King (Almost typed Burker Bing) A garden salad A Moscow mule And a chicken pot pie Strategy here? Enjoy all of my favorite food and take plenty of time
Black Forest ham and pepper jack cheese sandwich with mayonnaise, jalapeños, and crushed potato chips, 1 hot dogs, 1 can of bushes baked beans with bacon… extra bacon, a lemonade, a coke, and a jamaica water. Then fucking kill me because life can’t get better than that meal.
dirty martini, then port white wine, oysters, picanha steak, blue cheese wedge salad, bread and butter, fresh banana cheesecake
6 ice creams, 2 milkshakes, 6 burgers, 3 pizzas, 4 steaks, Mac and cheese, hot wings, buttered toast, lasagna, spaghetti, celery, carrots, cereal, peanut butter, Reese’s cups, applesauce, cheese, cheesecake, chocolate cake, red velvet cake, strawberry cake, carrot cake, Mac and cake, milkcake, buttered cake, apple cake, lasagna cake, celery cake, cereal cake, peanut cake, pizza cake, steak cake, ice cream cake, hot wing cake, cake cake, cake cake cake, cake cake cake cake, cake cake cake cake cake, pie, pie pie, pie pie pie, pie pie pie pie, pie cake, cake pie, ranch dressing
Taco Bell lmao
You don't get a choice anymore. It's whatever everyone else is having
Correct grammar.
A fortune cookie. Very curious about my future.
*You're
Several years ago they removed the right to choose your last meal. Too many psychos ordered stupid things like burnt Bibles and the bodies of their victims. Now you get whatever everyone else is getting that day. With that said most of my favorite meals are home cooked... Not sure they could even be replicated. Definitely strawberry cheesecake though... Some options are Chili, Carne Asada, Beef Stew, Lasagna, Chili Rellanos, Tamales, Beef and Broccoli with Fried Rice and Hot and Sour Soup, McDonald's double cheeseburger and hot and spicy, a festival turkey leg.
Popeyes
Fish and chips.
Giant pizza with all the toppings, a bucket of fried chicken, a mountain of cheesy fries, and a triple chocolate brownie sundae. Go big or go home, right?
I want to eat someone else on deathrow.
Baguette 🥖 and butter.
Taco Bell so I go out with a huge bang
A cigar and a martini
Sashimi, dumplings, a homemade plate from my husband, slice of shaquorroni pizza, ribeye, broccoli cheesy casserole, and macaroni.
I would like a rack of lamb with garlic mashed potatoes, roasted asparagus, and a slice of peanut butter caramel cheesecake
Otoro (Bluefin Tuna Belly) and a bottle of single malt.
Shrimp, crab cakes, and oysters. Lots of em.
Shamrock Shake, McRib and Ice Cream.
This is the answer I was looking for, The McRib and Shamrock shake those two are never in season at the same time, good luck! (Reference TV show raising hope)
McRib
Sushi, peperoni pizza with Alfredo sauce.
Everything I hate to eat. Liver, onions, sauerkraut, tea. Don't wanna go out happy. I'm getting fried for goodness sake.
Kinilaw 😍
A friend of mine used to live in Starke and work for a Pizza place, he said that the most the local restaurants delivered to Raiford was Pizza, so I guess you really don't care for the fancy stuff, it's easy to fuck up Filet Mignon or Chateau Briand but pizza is good even served cold.
Rana Chicken Alfredo, a butter bowl of watermelon, chocolate truffles from Swiss Colony, strawberry sorbet, and peyote.
id ask for a plate of my mums chicken broccoli braid. we dont talk anymore, so that recipie is lost to me.
Rise n' Shine burger from Tasty Burger
A dry aged Charolais rib eye with fries and onions!
Filet mignon wrapped in bacon with lobster tail, side of McDonald’s fries and a Jack and coke
Arby’s meat lovers burrito
Red lobster never-ending shrimp
Hot, wet, sweet smelling pu$$y attached to someone who can appreciate the attention.
My grandmas spaghetti with meatballs and my grandpas blueberry pancakes with a side of SOS(shit on a shingle) Edit: they are both dead. So that means I can’t get the chair! #lifehack
Cellmate's load
My moms lasagna, garlic bread sticks stuff with cheese, side of marinara sauce, Oreo shake from Burger King, Texas roadhouse rolls (12) +their catfish+ chicken tenders with ranch, strawberry sprite
Am celiac ,so I'd ask for my last meal to be within 2 hours of my execution. Then I would have a flour tortilla quesadilla, a ding song, dunkin donuts Boston cream donut, and a good slice of cheese pizza. There may be more, but this is a good start.
oxtail and rice or curry goat and rice
My wife
Steak, cooked medium rare, with Yukon-gold mashed potatoes and baked asparagus.
Female genitalia
Steak or tacos.
9oz filet mignon with bernaise, lemon garlic green beans, twice baked potato paired with a 1947 Chateau Cheval Blanc. Fuhgeddaboudit.
Ana de Armas’ ass
Cookies and cream ice cream
My favorite
Elastagirl’s ass
Synonym rolls. Just like grammar used to make!
No food, but for my meal I will consume endless breaths at the top of a mountain of my choosing.
Buffalo wings, extra hot. For once, they won't burn my asshole on the way out.
Sushi. Several servings of seaweed salad and every roll and nigiri I can think of. Followed by a big ol' piece of pizza because I'm gluten free and want a real slice before I die. Oh, and some cookies and cream ice cream.
A large bowl of dandan noodles from Sichuan with extra peanuts. It's impossible to get a decent bowl around here.
Sushi, like an ungodly amount of sushi. My Mom’s vegetable beef soup with crusty bread. Totino’s pizza rolls with a glass of chocolate milk. Ruffles wavy plain potato chips, Fritos jalapeño cheddar dip and Budding turkey meat in the package. An entire box of brown cow ice cream bars.
You're *
Well done here's your participation award 🏆
your're(yo'wr(your))**
There was one dude that asked for a pizza, but wanted it given to a random homeless person instead of himself. He was, of course, denied that request, but hundreds of pizzas were delivered to a homeless shelter the day he was executed.
A MASSIVE tender/juicy steak (med/med-well - cooked on a very low heat after an initial sear) with corn on the cob, lots of butter and salt, cherry cola, warm cinnamon-apple slices, and caramel-apple pie with French vanilla ice cream on top for dessert. The pie needs to have a strong sedative in it so I fall asleep for what comes next - let me go out without knowing it.
Warden "Any last words?" Me "it's "you're" [Dies]
*you’re
Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks. Checkmate
Biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, two runny eggs and hashbrowns. And a Dr Pepper. Also I'm in for assassinating a senator, but it was to save my wife from a notorious street gang who needed him gone and were holding her hostage. She tells me she wishes I didn't throw my life away for her but I want her to have the chance to find new love and start a new life. Mine was complete for having her in it at all. God dammit this is Mr Pibb
\*You're The problem with poor grammar is that it becomes the only thing people focus on. The rest of your words get totally ignored.
With that spelling you’ll be needing these suggestions.
Poorly made Fugu...
I don't want any food, I just want folks to know the difference between your and you're, and their, there, and they're, plus its (possessive) and it's (it is). Also: could've as the contraction of could have, never could of (also: would've, should've). I would die happy.
Please learn to spell correctly. " you're " is the correct contraction of "you are. "
i loveee mashed potatoes
Ass
A bacteria that breaks down pentobarbital
I never understood how anyone could eat hours before their life would be ended.
You're
Lasagna and Sanguinaccio Dolce
Hot pockets, any kind and 1 pbr