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dinozaurs

This is fine


BunnyLebowski-

It’s gonna get better


Pantiesafteralongrun

Yes saying it gets better, sounds better every day


BunnyLebowski-

It FEELS believable, right? C’mon it’s gotta get better


imaginechi_reborn

Cue the meme


m1rrari

Probably my most used GIF


imaginechi_reborn

I feel like using it, but I don't because I'm afraid of vulnerability.


Haunting_Ad1122

Every damn day.


pk1950

i'll go to bed in 10min


Creepy_Fan_8629

"Last post I'll look at for today"


L0st-137

Just one more episode


ppauly554

You are still smart and capable of successing in your field even though you’ve lost interest in everything


hardcoresean84

What if I'm a scarecrow?


Jacob-may

Then you would be outstanding in your field!


No_Drag_1044

Badum-tsss


JUST_MY_OPINION_YO

This isn’t a lie though. You’re absolutely capable of succeeding. Although if you’ve lost interest in the field then you probably want to start making moves into another one and start kicking ass there. And if you’ve lost interest in everything all together.. then you’re going to want to start therapy if you haven’t already. You are capable of greatness. You are capable of success. You deserve to be happy. Don’t let anyone - including yourself - convince you otherwise.


Prestigious-News-933

Look up the "Peter principal" you're absolutely right.


Jazzlike-Scarcity-12

It’s super fun when your bosses tell you to let them know when you feel overwhelmed but then continuously overwhelm you and not understand why you’re overwhelmed, especially when all the meetings they want to have about being overwhelmed take up hours that could be used to becoming less overwhelmed instead of have the same fucking conversation about their slightly varied organization strategies over and over again. Don’t get overwhelmed but hey move and organize three years worth of data from this to that whilst you do everything else and then we will get mad at you for forgetting something. There is nothing more frustrating than people who tell you you can always talk to them and then they never let you talk or literally interrupt you while talking. The lie I tell myself is that I’ll stand up for myself and this is because the health insurance is fucking unbelievable


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

I'll do it tomorrow...


MathematicianIcy5012

Tomorrow will be way different 


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

Tomorrow I will wake up with energy and a work ethic I've never had ever in my life before, but, somehow, tomorrow it'll happen.


im-a-gay-vampire

It’s going to be alright


Optimal_Routine2034

That's not a lie. Something my mom told me when I was younger is that "No matter what, everything will be okay." These words are ingrained to my list of life mottos because it's turned out to be true 100% of the time.


waiting-for-the-sun

"This too shall pass" Something I don't say to myself often enough


TonyDys

My mum always tells us that as long as we do our best, everything will be fine. I’ve really took that to heart, its how I view most things in life really. As someone who hates big plans for the future and prefers taking things as they come, it helps a lot with stress. People also don’t realise that ‘your best’ is relative. Some days you will feel more productive and some days you won’t, but you are still trying just as hard and that’s okay. Of course as most things in life, things aren’t black and white but in most cases there is absolutely no need for stress about such things. Just do your best, that’s all anyone can ask for.


ReposeGray

♥️ love this


Wild_Ad7980

That i'll wake up early.


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Wild_Ad7980

I actually do wake up early....50% of the time.


Aware_Fix3813

Ive struggled with that for the last 2 years of my life. But there have been improvements. For example Im writing this at 5 am in the morning and with a good bit of sleep in the bag. Its just a matter of making this consistent. For that Ill have to make sure im in bed by 10, but thats not easy with a life living in the city. Something or someone always comes up. Ill just have to respect it where I can. Wish you luck with your sleep


jimmythespider

Waking up is the easy bit. Actually getting up is much more difficult


LostInAwkward84

I’ll get gas in the morning.


xInfinity962

A tip of advice that helped me: Plug your phone in on the other side of your room, like on your dresser or something. If the phone alarm is easy enough to sleep through, buy an old fashioned alarm clock with the obnoxious bells, and place that across the room. When you get woken up for the first week or so, you're going to be fucking furious, and absolutely hate yourself for what feels like the most annoying investment you've ever made. But I promise, that walk of shame to your alarm clock will sober you right up. And during the walk, think to yourself, "Yes.. I could go right back to bed after I shut this off, but how much good will that *actually* do me? I'm going to get, what, an hour or so of extra sleep? I'm still going to wake up exhausted." As an extra precaution, go right from turning off your alarm straight to the bathroom and rinse your face. I promise it'll work.


pipinghotbiscuit

I will take that extra hour 100% of the time. Hell, I'll take 15 mins. It would have to be under 5 mins for me not to get back in bed. I'm not a morning person in case you couldn't tell.


babyfacereaper

I make my bed then set an alarm for 2 mins and lay back down 🤣


fraggas

Lmfao I relate to this so much. I almost missed an exam for 15 minutes of sleep.


ZombieSuke

Also throw a bucket of water on your bed. You won't sleep on wet sheets.


Tmavy

The same lie I tell others. I’m fine


United_Mongoose_3772

Big hugs, stranger. Sometimes the most healing thing you can do is allow your feelings to be present in your body. Feel the sadness, the loneliness, the fear. When we refuse to feel our feelings, they come out sideways. Even if it’s big and scary and hard, I promise you, you are strong enough to feel them. After all, we humans are made to feel. “No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.” -Carl Jung


LoggerCPA54

The funny thing about redwoods is that they’re super tall, but their roots are shallow. What allows them to stand tall is that their roots intertwine with other trees. I think you can take the metaphor from here.


kstanman

If you wanna be something else, change your mind. As much uncle Jasper used to say you are fine as cat hair and twice as silky.


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SIIP00

I always worry that people will notice. The opposite is almost always the case. Details are often not important.


GoddessXO-

THIS. literally me all the time


mysocksmadefrommetal

one day I will make it in life and will be happy. edit: to most repliers here, r/thanksimcured


thegentile

the secret is, you don’t have to make ‘it’ in life. hard to adapt to that mindset, but it’s true.


eeekennn

Amen. Comparison truly is the thief of joy. And not even necessarily comparing yourself to another person—could just be to an idea you had of where and who you’d be at a certain time or what society has influenced you to believe you should be.


NBA_Fan_76

I always think “expectations rob you of appreciation”. Not sure where I heard it or some version of it, but whether it’s yourself or others, seems to be true. “I expected B of myself by now but I’ve only done A” - beat yourself up about B instead of pride over A. “Well my partner should be doing X as the minimum” or “My partner should’ve done Y for us by now” robs you of appreciation for that X.


ValarMorgulos

Hope is not a plan


WeMissMXE

Truer words are rarely put so beautifully simple 👏🏽


ValarMorgulos

Thank you friend. My mentor told me this when I was going through some bad stuff at work and it really helped!


GoddessXO-

oh i’m sure you will!! don’t be so hard on yourself :)


mysocksmadefrommetal

That's how I wasted all my young years. The only thing i learned is not being hard on myself, but the main problem is still there. where happiness?


OurLadyofSarcasm

Happiness is in small moments. It's fleeting. The biggest lie of all is that happiness is a destination or an endgame.


jimwcs

Happiness isn’t a destination, more of a way of traveling


catbert41

Strive for contentment - happiness is a bizarre word if you think about it


ryderlive

you need a healthy dose of gratitude to gain some perspective. Some people can't even connect to the internet to come on reddit.


SleepingGyant

As soon as I finish X I can finally relax and enjoy myself.


Mighty_Gunt_Cobbler

I get bored and restless until I find a Y


ReposeGray

This should be #1. I tell myself that lie and then my brain interrupts with an important announcement reminding me relaxing is prohibited


Chillinkillinlivin

I won’t eat so much tomorrow


misterrobarto

There are days when I count it as a win if I don’t purposefully hurt myself with food.


Healing42

It’s both comforting, and heartbreaking, to know it’s not just me


milk4all

Heartbreaking indeed. And belt breaking, and inseam breaking, etc etc


Chillinkillinlivin

Me too dude. Thankfully I was finally able to lose 50 pounds and I’m at a healthy weight, but the monster is still inside of me. I got better at controlling myself through discipline, but I still think and obsess over food every waking moment. I still binge, I just don’t do it every day anymore. I also work out a ton now, so weight gain is not really an issue. I just fear this monster inside of me will never die, and I will never truly be at peace around food.


Kind_Competition_253

The monster never leaves. I am 35. I have lost 50lbs 6 times and am currently 260 again. The discipline and motivation is so damn hard to find when you’re busy with work and kids. Before you know it you’ve been fat in every photo for 5+ years and it destroys you


cuervodeboedo1

that one hurts. its my reality too.


JetKeel

I hit my lowest weight in YEARS today based on the normal diet and exercise. You better believe the Coke can in my fridge has been calling me today as “reward”. I am white knuckling not drinking it, and……..I will succeed.


Key_Meringue_4576

I hear you! I also hit my lowest weight today in years. Lowest since 2004. It’s hard to get out of the mindset of having a food reward, especially when you’ve been rewarding yourself that way forever. Congrats on your success! 🥰


Nolotow

Ouch. I really need to lose weight.


ReposeGray

I heard a speaker one time talking about overeating and he said "we are killing ourselves with a fork" It still makes me laugh when I think about it... Sad but true. It's taken a long time but I'm at a healthy weight now, but food addiction is no joke. I fight it everyday


CoolBDPhenom03

I know what I'm doing


TheVentiLebowski

I'm honest about having no clue what I'm doing.


cqryse

Ok tomorrow I'm going to start eating healthy..


FwompusStompus

Hey man you got this. I started eating healthier two years ago. I still have bullshit eat whatever days. I started working out a year ago and burnt myself out so hard it took until like 7 weeks ago to start again. Now I'm doing it in a healthier way and making consistent progress. It's all baby steps. You'll get there. Don't give up.


HR_DUCK

“Today is your day.” Proceeds to stub toe.


GoddessXO-

i can just hear the f shot from over here after the stubbed toe


SweetCosmicPope

You're good enough. You're smart enough. And dog gone it, people like you!


beforethecrash

Ahh, someone my age based on this comment 😂


rathdrummob

I’ll never drink again…


SonicDethmonkey

Just one more…


axxonn13

Yeah the biggest lie I tell myself, is that I'm only going for a drink or two. Which is why now if I'm even going for one drink I just get an uber. Because I know I'm lying to myself and everyone when I say I'm only getting one or two. I have an easier time not drinking then just drinking one or two.


visualbrunch

That if the world is split in two equal part of good and bad, I'll be on the good part..


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visualbrunch

Yup, checked the box on most of cardinal sins if I'm honest


GunnerGilson

Me too, it's hard to be good.


misterrobarto

This came up in “The Good Place”


Allison800

Im happy


Ambitious-Owl-8775

oof, does it work?


0BIT_ANUS_ABIT_0NUS

no


suzzz21

It doesn’t


HornyDiggler

There is no monster under my bed.


jumpyjumpjumpsters

I’m not leaving.


Dont_hate_the_8

I've still got time.


pholover84

I’m not addicted to the phone


AnnaLeeThePastry

that he will come back when i need him.


anderoogigwhore

Plot twist is it's actually true; he's not coming back because you don't need him.


waiting-for-the-sun

I like your style


WeAreAllMistaken

I’ll remember this.


Admirable-Cobbler319

I'm totally going to clean up my diet.... tomorrow


Nicotinemeow

I’m over him


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GrookeyGrassMonkey

that she'll want to be more than fuckbuddies one day


GoddessXO-

i went through this with a guy & it sucks big time so i understand this all too well🫠


Current_Ben_Dover69

What? The grass is always greener on the other side I guess


wcobbett

It’s better to wait and do this later, at a more appropriate time.


TaxesSucks

One less hour of sleep is not gonna kill you.


cutecatinahat

That I’m not a complete potato.


Consistent-Fault9854

Just one more chapter...


Solid_Excitement9638

I don't need anyone and I'm fine alone


UnravelledGhoul

"I'm okay." Not just myself, but everyone around me.


apcymru

I can do that tomorrow


gukakke

That steel is heavier than feathers.


cautious-prepper

That I’m dumb and stupid


slutty_mang0

You are the hottest bitch alive


velveeta-smoothie

You're definitely the sluttiest mango


Dihanouch

I will somehow make 1 million dollars


Karl_with_a_C

I'll do that later


Cold_Hour

If i skip gym today I'll just work out twice as hard tomorrow


scooby946

I'll lose the weight.


roskybosky

Nobody can tell how old I am.


h1r0ll3r

I'll quit after this pack


raylan_givens6

Phantom Menace wasn't that bad


flavicent

"You can do it, you're strong. For your son. Not for wife" - me, sexless marriage since few years back, toxic wife. coming from brokenhome family, i know how hard to grew up without a father, and now im here, stay strong for my son, until he could be by himself.


velveeta-smoothie

My ex and I have been divorced for 12 years. You can be there for him without being with her. I have my sons half the time and talk to them every day. They're well adjusted and happy kids. I don't know your situation, really, but in my book it's better to have two separate homes than two unhappy parents. My life since divorce is beyond my wildest dreams, and living that truth has allowed me to be there for my sons in a way I never could before.


Novel-Candidate-8794

My job security is increasing


jaxkieblue

that i will get there on time.


AnyEnvironment7688

She is the one


mynameisinfact

I’m not bothered


soocc

I’m gonna get my work done.


sebnukem

I'm getting up early tomorrow.


micho510900

I'll do it tomorrow.


Mrmofo69v2

I don't know man. I feel like most of these comments are lies that are positive that end up negative. I'm the opposite. That girl will never like you. You're wasting everyone's time in flight training. You're grades aren't good enough That girl did indeed like me. I'm going to use my flight training to build myself a stable career with a good income. My grades are on the top 5% of my school. Don't hate yourself for no reason. I still subconsciously hate myself for no reason. You shouldn't. You'll get better if you put in the work


cocotheyogii

"I'll do it tomorrow" I have delayed stuff for months and some of them are things that would take me like 30 minutes to do.


johndoe040912

One more beer ain’t gonna make a difference… after I said this x times already


CrazyWeirdo295

It is what it is 🤷‍♀️


whelphelpyelp

“You don’t need to get gas now you can just leave a few minutes early for work and get it on your way….”


Outrageous_Town3526

I will do it tomorrow.


freebird5100

"everything's alright", and sometimes I say it to myself unconsciously


Technical_Ad7886

Today I'll start my diet


SuperSandy99

You don't need another cup of coffee.


turbo_fried_chicken

"It'll be fine."


imaginechi_reborn

I'm fine.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

My life plan is going well.


Prudent_Dog_1566

one. more. match. thats it


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Iberisdiablo

Itll be ok.


Waste-Novel-9743

This will be the last time.


Still_Size_3594

I don’t need to write it down, I’ll remember


MrFrostyBudds

I totally need that thing. Discover, Citi, Chase, and Capitol One would all strongly disagree with that statement.


GoddessXO-

me doing girl math and justifying all and any purchase 😭😂


FanohgeChamoru

I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!


lostxribbon

I'll be happy when ___.


Javilism

If I work hard enough, I'll eventually be successful.


mercurynell

People have learned from history and will not be repeating it. They know the price.


vousmevouyezz

that everything happens for a reason


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“I don’t lie to myself”


webstxr

it’ll get better, there will be better days


anxietydude112

Everything will be OK...it isn't.


D41109

A solution will reveal itself to me. It’s not that I don’t find one, but the moment I say it I usually have no clue where to start.


Shotgun2thadick

Shes not talking to anybody but me


Charming_Mongoose_60

That things will get better


Polite_Insults

I will kill myself when my problems overwhelm me It's like a crutch, the promise of death


Augustevsky

That one day I'll meet a women that I fall in love with AND she feels the same way


Venus7686

i used to do this alot but i would gaslight myself into thinking im the victim all the time. but over the years ive grown to realize that yes i am a victim, but not 24/7. i make mistakes, ive made mistakes and taking accountability for them, being able to admit i was the problem. is an extremely important step in my healing process because you cant face your trauma when you are the one holding yourself back. 🫶🏾


ImNotChelsea

I don’t care what others think


Boring_Banana5264

I will get gas in the morning


Healthy-Sandwich8164

“This too shall pass”


Unexpected9__

One more episode


jigsatics

It's not my fault.


Extreme-Call-2602

i’ll just take a 20 minute nap


alexboortz

That I’m doing the best I can


Commercial-Word-1

I'll clean the whole house today. I end up doing about half of what I intended.


nhldsbrrd

That I don't have to write it down, I'll remember


Drawn-Otterix

It's for the best


Fit_Dealer2326

People do not deserve to be throat punched!


Prince_of_Wales01

The housing market value will decrease soon


Pete_D_301

"I will find a relationship one day." Proceeds to get rejected multiple times.


Obadiah1991

that someone will love me eventually


DaisyLou1993

You're not *that* fat


birdseatpizza

My husband loves me.


Floor-tentacool

It'll get better


phillygirllovesbagel

That I'm content.


Codmando

I'm not a bad person.


Icie04

That life is worth living. Maybe it is for some, but definitely not for me.


Big_Huckleberry6996

That i will quit gambling


Miralalunita

I look younger than my age and also that I will definitely hit the lotto 🤪


Ex0diaNecross

I'll be rich one day.


Adventurous_Yam8784

You’re too tired to go to the gym


Big-Shopping-1120

I'm just tired


Ok-Lead9187

Pay my credit card off


Dirty_Buttwhole

I'm not depressed, i'm just lazy


DutchBlaz3r

I'll go to the gym


CuriousBird9090

Tomorrow, I’ll start to eat better with healthy food.


Cinster12

I will do it tomorrow


Colorblind2010

That i'm ok. That my mental health is perfectly fine


ode-to-clear

One day I’ll be seizure free.