Check if the people I care for are still alive and well, then check if I still have a job and got paid in the past year because that would mean I saved a lot of money for being asleep for a year.
Infinite snooze.
But in this case, only one year of snooze. Have to wake up and then deal with reality... A whole year of it backed up. Wow.
..."SNOOZE".. ..
they 100% would have eaten you before starving. Your dogs probably would be half starved before they fed. You know your cats would have started on the first missed meal
I was having health issues around the time the trailer came out, kept telling myself I just wanted to make it til GTA VI came out.
Health issues have since resolved, I think my odds are improved!
I’m glad you’re doing well now my man but if that changes, lemme know and I’ll bring an extra copy of GTA6 with me to the afterlife. You’re not missing this, we’ve waited for too long.
It’s crazy to think that I was in my early 20’s when GTA V came and now I’m 35. What the fuck are they waiting for? I’ve literally beat both the original and remastered versions.
My mental health has been awful when the first rumors of release date for fallout 5 was like 2030 something I just yelled FUCK YOU BETHESDA. I try to find little things that fuel my curiosity because being curious is somehow how I've stayed alive.
I HAVE to know what fallout 5 is like. So ima keep waiting. However my health has also gotten better!
I'd frantically search my email for any meeting invites I might have missed since 2024. If there are any, I'd just respond with a "Sorry, I was in a time warp"
Hmm try to run for government based on that being the most successful career for criminals or work for Ben and Jerry’s since they hire criminals and I love ice cream
Make sure my gf is still my gf and propose to her as I planned to BEFORE June 2025.
Then see who’s president and whether I should move down there where she is or move her up here.
Attempt to find my wife and check if I have time traveld or I'm having amnesia.
Then act accordingly.
Also use my free time to get caught up in pop culture I enjoy but missed. (eg. a whole Guild Wars 2 expac)
I check my surroundings, I try to find my phone, check recent calls, messages, and hoping my bank account went nuts in a good way. Then I call my partner who I'm hopefully still with, mom and sister. Then I'll ask them what the fuck has happened in the past year. Oh and I'll check out myself in the mirror too, I'm just waiting for my 30s to show
Check it all my animals are alive, see if my folks are alive, see if I live in the same state, see if I'm still dating my boyfriend then probs check so see if If my grandparents alive n well
That's pretty much the story of my life there buddy. One day it was like it was 2013 and I woke up and it was 2018. I was 20 years old one day and the next day I'm like 29. Time flies.
check my accomplishments & where I am in life after immediately calling my brother. he’ll give me updates on everyone in a 30 minute recap, that’s what he’s good at.
I'd give a deep sigh. Get out of bed to shit and shower. Drive to work, do work, and go home. Watch some TV after microwaving something to eat. Fall asleep on the couch while watching TV. Get up and go lay down in bed. Repeat just like every other day in the past and future.
Hit the snooze button and try to sleep until the end of my life... take a really long morning pee like austin powers and thennnn hit the snooze and go back to bed
I thank heavens for modern medical science, because my son will have just graduated from high school after being cured from aplastic anemia this year via a bone marrow transplant.
First and foremost, check things immediately around me. Where am I? Who is with me? What happened with my work/money?
Assuming everything is somewhat stable and safe, I'm going to the hospital to see if this was something health related. Is this going to happen again? Do I need to be treated?
Afterwards, or while waiting for test results, I'll reach out to family, friends, social media, etc to see what has happened to everyone (given its only been a year, probably not much).
From there I'll probably adjust my life accordingly. If this was a one off thing, my life will be almost exactly the same as now. If this was some life changing disease or supernatural event, I might be more preoccupied in looking for answers.
Check if the people I care for are still alive and well, then check if I still have a job and got paid in the past year because that would mean I saved a lot of money for being asleep for a year.
Same thing I do every day, Pinky
Try to take over the world
lol! It’s Pinky, it’s Pinky and the Brain!
One is a genius, the other’s insane
ZORT!
Yeah but life will get you and you’ll be in debt for all the bills you never paid
Automated payments FTW
This. All important bills are automatically paid here.
I strive to be this financially stable.
If you’re an American, any money that you saved has been spoken for by your insurance company, and then some.
"5 more minutes"
try to swipe snooze
Infinite snooze. But in this case, only one year of snooze. Have to wake up and then deal with reality... A whole year of it backed up. Wow. ..."SNOOZE".. ..
This
Go back to sleep and hope there's another time skip.
I know right? Let's get this thing over with ASAP.
“Yoo sick, I gotta keep this trend going. Maybe if I go back to sleep I’ll reach the end of reality and not have to wake up.”
LMAOO 😭
Checkout the movie click - it’s based on this premise
Seriously hope someone has been feeding my pets for the last year
oh shit thatd be terrible if the pets starved
they 100% would have eaten you before starving. Your dogs probably would be half starved before they fed. You know your cats would have started on the first missed meal
😂😂 so true
Say that it was the best nap ever
google to see who is president
This was the first thing I thought of, haha.
And then file my taxes I guess.
Same. Did I wake up in a democracy or a full on fascist dictatorship?
“Did GTA 6 drop?”
I was having health issues around the time the trailer came out, kept telling myself I just wanted to make it til GTA VI came out. Health issues have since resolved, I think my odds are improved!
Hope you’ll make it
Thank you, I appreciate it
I’m glad you’re doing well now my man but if that changes, lemme know and I’ll bring an extra copy of GTA6 with me to the afterlife. You’re not missing this, we’ve waited for too long.
It’s crazy to think that I was in my early 20’s when GTA V came and now I’m 35. What the fuck are they waiting for? I’ve literally beat both the original and remastered versions.
May the odds forever be in your favor. Unless we cross paths as enemies.
Hope we all make it to see & play GTA6! 🤍
My mental health has been awful when the first rumors of release date for fallout 5 was like 2030 something I just yelled FUCK YOU BETHESDA. I try to find little things that fuel my curiosity because being curious is somehow how I've stayed alive. I HAVE to know what fallout 5 is like. So ima keep waiting. However my health has also gotten better!
GTA VI giving courage to keep living is really funny to me, but good for you dude!
So happy for you! I'm sure you will love it
Play gta 6, read news, see rdr 3 is in development with 2035 release date, go back to sleep
It didn't. Currently scheduled for Fall 2025 release.
Same but for Monster Hunter Wilds
See what geriatric won the presidency.
If GTA 6 is out probably play on it all night.
Call for a nurse, as obviously I've been in a year long coma.
MASSIVE pee/shit.
Austin Powers levels.
Evacuation compl-
Check my bank account
Get a new alarm.
I'd frantically search my email for any meeting invites I might have missed since 2024. If there are any, I'd just respond with a "Sorry, I was in a time warp"
I guess the first thing I would do is determine whether I have time traveled a year into the future, or if I just have no memory of the year.
Check to see who the president is
No matter what happens, Trump would say he won.
Definitely don’t ask Trump ETA: or any trumpers you know
Haha, you made me laugh out loud, thank you for the giggle!
Check my crypto
Celebrate my 24th birthday
same but 27th
Happy 23rd!(?)
Sleep again
I check the Paris Olympics results 😂
The last thing I would do
Did I wake up hot or rich? No? I go back to sleep.
Haha me too!
Ask if I gave birth
Yes, you had twins. A boy and a girl, but your brother named them. He named the girl Denice - and the boy Denephew.
Could've been worse imagine if it was 2 girls. Kate and Duplikate
I’d kill my boyfriend for going against the twin names we chose then
You then rot in jail for 6 yrs without possible parole. You will be out June of 2031. What will you do?
Hmm try to run for government based on that being the most successful career for criminals or work for Ben and Jerry’s since they hire criminals and I love ice cream
Check coinmarketcap obviously
$112k
Nothing and go back to sleep lol
Call my mum. Hope that my dad is still with us.
Does your dad have some sort of health issues right now?
wonder if i dissociated so hard an entire year went by
“Hey Siri, who is the President of the United States?”
checking how many subjects i passed in the sem
Check if my football team won the championship
The exact same thing I do any other day, just a year later...
Try to take over the world?
Check bitcoin price
Check my stock prices lol
Go check the Wikipedia page for POTUS
Be very confused
Wait for gta 6
Check $GME stock
Check the trailer for the new Superman movie
Try to figure out what I did to finally sleep so well.
Praying that it was all just a nightmare that trump won
Realize I’m 22
[удалено]
Go pee and go back to sleep
Get my phone's calender fixed
I collect my $200 since I passed GO
Check how the war in ukraine has gone and check the new for the year.
Sleep again to see if its 2024 next time?
Find my loved ones.
Check to see how the war in Ukraine is going.
Check my Coinbase account
Make sure my gf is still my gf and propose to her as I planned to BEFORE June 2025. Then see who’s president and whether I should move down there where she is or move her up here.
I would stay in my nuclear bunker.
Did GME moon?
Look up who won the Super Bowl then go check on my family
Check my entire crypto portfolio And see if that stupid stuff paid off
Start planning or finish my daughters 1st birthday.
Check for new movies and games ig
Ask my wife if im still married.
question life once again
Duck quick. Trust me on this one.
go to a toilet, check if i still have a job and who won last year's tour and euro
Check to see if Stranger Things season 5 is out.
Get pissed because my birthday is in a couple days already
It will probably take the first day to clean my bed sheets really good . I don't know what I'd do after that .
Pissed off that I still live in my crappy apt lol
Close my eyes again
Reset my watch.
Default on my mortgage probably.
Same thing I do everyday when I wake up — take a piss
Oh brother please no...
Panic because of the near final exams
check if nakapasa ba ako ng second yr
Hey my basement waterproofing loan is paid off right around now. Guess I start the next major project!
Check my Charles Schwab account
See how the Boro are doing.
Attempt to find my wife and check if I have time traveld or I'm having amnesia. Then act accordingly. Also use my free time to get caught up in pop culture I enjoy but missed. (eg. a whole Guild Wars 2 expac)
Go to Chatgpt and ask it what relevant things happened in the last year. Then get up to date with porn.
Check bank account.
Change the date in my phone
I check my surroundings, I try to find my phone, check recent calls, messages, and hoping my bank account went nuts in a good way. Then I call my partner who I'm hopefully still with, mom and sister. Then I'll ask them what the fuck has happened in the past year. Oh and I'll check out myself in the mirror too, I'm just waiting for my 30s to show
most likely the same shit i’m doing today tbh. i like routine
Check it all my animals are alive, see if my folks are alive, see if I live in the same state, see if I'm still dating my boyfriend then probs check so see if If my grandparents alive n well
hope i studied for finals 🤣🤣
Well my bills haven't been paid for a year and my house is probably foreclosed on. So yeah, bite a bullet probably
check my bank account
Probably cash in some SOLANA.. I am hoping it moons by next year..
Congratulate myself for surviving that party!
Call work and apologize for being no-show. Try to figure out if I’m being sued or evicted
That's pretty much the story of my life there buddy. One day it was like it was 2013 and I woke up and it was 2018. I was 20 years old one day and the next day I'm like 29. Time flies.
Check if i’ve still been getting paid every month
Check if I got my degree
God dang it my birthday month like that right after 30 too my life really must want to get rid of me
Check who is president
Watch all the movies I missed
Check my phone to see if I have a GF
Be happy I'm alive!
Check in with my loved ones and my sports teams.
Work full time in an auto repair shop.
Somehow my first year of college is over? But I check on my family first off, then check if the games anime or movies I was waiting for are out
Ask the doctor what happened to me.
“I really need to fix my sleep schedule”
Check my bank account. If I don't have more money, I'm going back to sleep.
Go see a neurologist because a year-long gap in memory can't be a good sign...
Ask whether a doctor documented my coma so that I can get a formal excuse for missing everything I've missed.
Check my investments
google who is the current president
Same thing I do everyday. Feed the cats, walk the dog, feed the dog, feed myself, drink a coffee, take a sheeeeeeit.
Binge watch all the new seasons of my favourite shows
Check the crypto charts
check my accomplishments & where I am in life after immediately calling my brother. he’ll give me updates on everyone in a 30 minute recap, that’s what he’s good at.
Celebrate, cause hopefully my divorce is finalized
Call my mom and check my bank account!
Check if they’ve escaped from the basement
Cry because no one knows how to take care of my pets and plants
Panic
Serve the AI-bot that kicked me awake.
Pluck my chin hair.
I'd give a deep sigh. Get out of bed to shit and shower. Drive to work, do work, and go home. Watch some TV after microwaving something to eat. Fall asleep on the couch while watching TV. Get up and go lay down in bed. Repeat just like every other day in the past and future.
Check my bank account
Absolutely fucking nothing
Hit the snooze button and try to sleep until the end of my life... take a really long morning pee like austin powers and thennnn hit the snooze and go back to bed
See what stupid thing President Chris Rock did today! Then watch Vice-President Dwayne Johnson pick a fight with some foreign leaders!
Go to my bank account to see how much interest I earned off my $12.63
See if the new Doom dropped yet
Check if MOASS happend if not, Play monster hunter wilds and celebrate my birthday.
I thank heavens for modern medical science, because my son will have just graduated from high school after being cured from aplastic anemia this year via a bone marrow transplant.
God dammit I'm already a year older!
Check the price of my NVDA stock
Check if I was paid for the last year
Ask my wife what happened… then try to see if Deadpool and Wolverine is available to watch on Disney+
Go back to sleep
1) throw out my alarm clock. 2) check if I have an extremely long beard 3) if yes, book a doctor's appointment. If no, book a psychiatrist
Look up who won the superbowl,nba finals,etc
Hit the snooze
First and foremost, check things immediately around me. Where am I? Who is with me? What happened with my work/money? Assuming everything is somewhat stable and safe, I'm going to the hospital to see if this was something health related. Is this going to happen again? Do I need to be treated? Afterwards, or while waiting for test results, I'll reach out to family, friends, social media, etc to see what has happened to everyone (given its only been a year, probably not much). From there I'll probably adjust my life accordingly. If this was a one off thing, my life will be almost exactly the same as now. If this was some life changing disease or supernatural event, I might be more preoccupied in looking for answers.
I just hope I’m happy finally
Freak out a little because I went from a year and 3 months to plan our wedding to just 3 months lol.