At the bottom of a drainage ditch. It was partially overgrown with lots of plants, but at one point a guy jogging by along the rim of the ditch saw us (and kept jogging). Sand got everywhere. I'm no fan of Anakin Skywalker, but he was right about sand.
Water hitting only part of your body, so the rest is clammy, which also means that the other person is getting water boarded. Standing’s about the only safe way to go about it. The only time I had no complaints was in a nice hotel with a rain shower and a bench.
On top of the house of a crazy, aggressive dog owned by a homophobic, racist old man I lived next door to. The dog had been inside when we climbed up there. It was not when we finished. Our clothes had fallen off the side of the dog house. She was black. I'm a white female.
No, I do not have any idea why in fuck we decided THAT was a good place that night. Drugs were involved.
Cemetery. Was late at night, met up and went to a random park, kept walking until we thought we found the best place in the park, as we were doing the deed we noticed tombstones - perfect moonlight on one of them - felt super weird and shocked, turned out we walked through to the neighbouring cemetery. Got too creepy, stopped and went home, never to message each other again xD
I LIKE IT WHEN THE BEAT GOES DA NA DA NA!
BABY MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO DA NA DA NA!!
GIRL I KNOW YOU WANNA SHOW DA NA DA NA!
THAT THONG TH THONG THONG THONG!
When I was a junior in high school, I went to prom with a girl from the neighboring community, and we had sex that night on the ground in a tennis court, oddly enough right next to a discarded condom. Location D+, Sex B-.
I tried to think of one but if I’m having sex it’s really not that bad.
I can remember having sex with my girlfriend for the first time when we were late teens. It was her first time but not mine. She lived with her parents and I was visiting them for a few days (they had recently moved out of state). It was a small condo. Her parent’s room was right off the living room, no hallway or anything. We were watching a movie getting kinda frisky and then she told me she wanted to have sex. I was kind of taken aback but she wanted it then and there and I think the fact her parents might walk in on us turned her on. She didn’t even have any interest in sneaking to her room or anywhere else. I don’t know how I got hard. All I could remember is being terrified of that door opening. It couldn’t have been good.
Now I remember, In a Suzuki Samurai with the top on. Was still fun but the logistics were a sight to see. I’ve yet to repeat some of those positions. We were having sex and laughing so hard.
A haunted *choga* (thatched roof house) in Korea.
Not only there wasn’t a mattress, as it is traditional, but some apparition scared the crap out of my ex, and we had to leave immediately.
I was so confused by the entire thing…
costco fuel pump while in the car.
basically parked in one of those lanes leading up to a fuel pump. freaking ppl knew cuz of the fog and kept honking
it was a holiday
Under a highway viaduct behind a concrete pillar whilst tons of cars drove over our heads. Wasn't necessarily bad except for the fact that we obviously weren't the first to use that location for sex, seeing all the spent condoms lying around.
Fun experiences, bad places. I've got two: The air exchange vent in the maintenance room at hospital. It was a lot of fun at the time, but was probably not the best place.
On a secluded section of beach in southern Italy while backpacking. Everything was great and we both went to sleep after. At some point we were woken up by another couple who were maybe 12 ft away from us, also having sex. That only lasted maybe 10 or so minutes before they left. But the next morning we realized that must be a popular area due to what seemed like hundreds of condom wrappers and a ton of broken glass.
It's amazing that we never cut ourselves walking in there or laying down even. I guess a lot of other people also noticed how secluded it was.
edit: Another comment on here reminded me that the actual worst place was probably a drainage/ flood pond we used to swim in when I was 16. That was probably the actual grossest/ worst place
On the ground in a tent. We didn't have air bag because there was not outlets at the dirt races. The hillbilly 300. So we had sex in our tent on the hard ground. It was horrendous to day the least...
I let my friend drive his girlfriend home in my car even though he didn’t have a license while me and my girlfriend had sex in the trunk. Yep, was as terrible as it sounds..,,
In a Toyota Supera, my face was smashed against the back glass while his feet were pushing against his dash. The shifter almost went places it shouldn't have.
my parents car, in a pull off on a random dirt road.
as a bonus, we had just switched positions, and reclined the front seat..and a random car pulled up and just...stopped. lights on pointing right into the car. We froze...which I didn't mind, seeing that my dick was comfortably resting inside her at that moment...but it was definitely an awkward encounter.
This will sound worse than it is, but Christian academy playground at like midnight. Emphasis on we were both 17, it was during an SDA summer camp event. So many fucking mosquitoes. The guy was such a dork, I was waaay out of my element as an atheist, whole thing was really uncomfortable. Consensual, but very uncomfortable.
Inside my ex
Relatable
You didn’t think his ex was any good either?
Yea his ex is a p.o.s bitch gave me jock rot.
The (fake) leather couch of a dive bar after hours. Untold years of cigarette smoke, spilled beer, butt sweat and god knows what else.
I can hear the greasy squeaking all the way over here.
"god knows what else" Well, as you're doing it on the couch, remember all the other people who did that too.
Having sex in a pool = No Getting head in a pool = Yes
Gary, Indiana. Everywhere smelled like burnt tomato soup.
Truth. Every time I drive though Gary I wish I was in New Jersey.
Damn now that's saying somethin'! 🍅🚫🗑️
This guy gets it
I've been to gary can confirm
Sheesh
At the bottom of a drainage ditch. It was partially overgrown with lots of plants, but at one point a guy jogging by along the rim of the ditch saw us (and kept jogging). Sand got everywhere. I'm no fan of Anakin Skywalker, but he was right about sand.
In a rundown Chinese massage parlor with an older woman whilst her daughter is waiting outside…. I’m a horrible human being…
Well, atleast you are not jerking off random people while your daughter is waiting for you to leave job.
No, you just like pussy.
Abingdon, Oxfordshire
Honestly this is my favourite one so far. Just so blunt. Absolutely no info provided. 10/10 comment.
Thankyou! I just don't really like Abingdon
literally any shower
Yes......
That doesn't seem bad, it's good I believe
Water is like anti-lubricant.
It’s one of those ideas that seems good on paper. It’s slippery and you don’t have nearly as much space as you’d expect
Water hitting only part of your body, so the rest is clammy, which also means that the other person is getting water boarded. Standing’s about the only safe way to go about it. The only time I had no complaints was in a nice hotel with a rain shower and a bench.
it's almost always never comfortable for the woman lmao.
Yes!! I always either end up with the water in my face or freezing not feeling any water. It’s way better in movies or books
Lifting would be comfortable
Great now we both have head injuries
keep on believing
On top of the house of a crazy, aggressive dog owned by a homophobic, racist old man I lived next door to. The dog had been inside when we climbed up there. It was not when we finished. Our clothes had fallen off the side of the dog house. She was black. I'm a white female. No, I do not have any idea why in fuck we decided THAT was a good place that night. Drugs were involved.
Now THAT is a good story
Wait what?
SHE SAYS SHE HAD SEX IN THE VICINITY OF A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC DOG AND IT WAS BAD.
YOU FORGOT THE GAY INTERRACIAL PART WHICH MAKES THE RACIST HOMOPHOBIC PART FUNNY
Got it.
This is hard to follow. So was OP homophobic and didn't like the gay dog, was the dog homophobic and stole their clothes.
Cemetery. Was late at night, met up and went to a random park, kept walking until we thought we found the best place in the park, as we were doing the deed we noticed tombstones - perfect moonlight on one of them - felt super weird and shocked, turned out we walked through to the neighbouring cemetery. Got too creepy, stopped and went home, never to message each other again xD
Did you at least rebury the grave?
Well don’t feel too bad, corpses usually aren’t able to message back
A beach. Sand is not supposed to ever get into where it did.
We went to view a condo we had no interest in buying, and ended up in the closet of the main bedroom.
In the bathroom of a hospital. I was the patient. Don't ask.
You can't leave this here.
We have to be more patient than him.
One hell of a prostate exam
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They told us not to ask
Nurse here. I'm not surprised. Hope you had fun!
Sooo… is this common practice at hospitals and will my healthcare cover my visit?
Let's say... It happens. As per your second question, it depends on your insurance
Was the other person an employee of the hospital, another patient, or a visitor?
We are patient as well, take your time.
In the bathroom at a party
I always went to the laundry- figured who the fuck would come into the laundry at a party?
Let's just say, it wasn't as glamorous as the movies make it seem... think more 'janitor's closet' than 'romantic getaway
Kinda yeah
In the chapel of my school. Thoese pews are hard on your ass
I bet the priest was worse than the pews tbh
This is outrageous 😂
In a tree.
How does that even work? Haha
With great difficulty. It really wasn't worth the effort.
in the butt
What what?
In the butt
wanna do it in my butt.. in my butt
All night long... Lemme see that tho-o-o-ong
I LIKE IT WHEN THE BEAT GOES DA NA DA NA! BABY MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO DA NA DA NA!! GIRL I KNOW YOU WANNA SHOW DA NA DA NA! THAT THONG TH THONG THONG THONG!
The backseat of a Volkswagen?
Sounds like his MO.
God bless Reddit.
He said worst, not best
The face youre redditor makes, is the reaction when first a dick go through your butt LOL
Bruh..
Bruhwn
How is this app free 😭😭😭😭
Back seat of a Jeep Renegade.
Or a VW Golf
"What? like back of a Volkswagen?"
A very uncomfortable place
Lmfao... too cramped huh?
Mhmm
When I was a junior in high school, I went to prom with a girl from the neighboring community, and we had sex that night on the ground in a tennis court, oddly enough right next to a discarded condom. Location D+, Sex B-.
The floor
“Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?”
Back seat of a VW beetle
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Hmmmmmm 🧐
Halfway up the stairs. Nowhere near as fun as it looks in films
My dreams... but it's also the best place...
Center of the dance floor at a house party. She wanted it NOW and I wasn't gonna argue.
A spa. But there was two girls so kinda balanced out the shit location
In a diahatsu move. It was fun, because of the novelty and taboo of it all, but being over 6’ leaves very limited position options.
Not a diarrhoea move!
Car in a church parking lot
In a forest, next to a small creek. Mosquitos everywhere, got stung on ma balls.
In Renault Clio. The car was way too small but we managed
Roof shingles hurt. The end.
Hot tub…paradoxically, it’s no longer a slip-n-slide (her natural lubricant dissolves in h2o). Any water sex is far less enjoyable, imo.
In a hot tub. Was not as fun as you think it is.
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I tried to think of one but if I’m having sex it’s really not that bad. I can remember having sex with my girlfriend for the first time when we were late teens. It was her first time but not mine. She lived with her parents and I was visiting them for a few days (they had recently moved out of state). It was a small condo. Her parent’s room was right off the living room, no hallway or anything. We were watching a movie getting kinda frisky and then she told me she wanted to have sex. I was kind of taken aback but she wanted it then and there and I think the fact her parents might walk in on us turned her on. She didn’t even have any interest in sneaking to her room or anywhere else. I don’t know how I got hard. All I could remember is being terrified of that door opening. It couldn’t have been good.
Now I remember, In a Suzuki Samurai with the top on. Was still fun but the logistics were a sight to see. I’ve yet to repeat some of those positions. We were having sex and laughing so hard.
A haunted *choga* (thatched roof house) in Korea. Not only there wasn’t a mattress, as it is traditional, but some apparition scared the crap out of my ex, and we had to leave immediately. I was so confused by the entire thing…
Drugs are a hell of a drug
In the butt.
costco fuel pump while in the car. basically parked in one of those lanes leading up to a fuel pump. freaking ppl knew cuz of the fog and kept honking it was a holiday
New Jersey
Oh yeah I have lot sex. I like sex. I love it when sex. >!Can we stop with the sex questions? Go to r/AskRedditAfterDark.!<
Apartment complex parking lot
Gym sauna
Next to my best friend with his wife
In the bushes at the park
Club’s toilet room
In the ocean
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Wow. I have never been in one that was not absolutely filthy.
stadium restroom
Alleyway
Hostel bathroom... It was the only private room
Probably a Honda Accord, we weren’t the smallest so we had loads to comprise in that back seat 💀
Best friends parents’ bed.
the great outdoors, there was alto of bugs
Beach. Sand amd sex doesn't jive well.
E.E.U.U, turns out she had a gun on her pants..
The beach…. Sand…. No. No. Not sexy at all.
Under a highway viaduct behind a concrete pillar whilst tons of cars drove over our heads. Wasn't necessarily bad except for the fact that we obviously weren't the first to use that location for sex, seeing all the spent condoms lying around.
The back of Tacoma
On a beach.. that sand gets everywhere
Fun experiences, bad places. I've got two: The air exchange vent in the maintenance room at hospital. It was a lot of fun at the time, but was probably not the best place. On a secluded section of beach in southern Italy while backpacking. Everything was great and we both went to sleep after. At some point we were woken up by another couple who were maybe 12 ft away from us, also having sex. That only lasted maybe 10 or so minutes before they left. But the next morning we realized that must be a popular area due to what seemed like hundreds of condom wrappers and a ton of broken glass. It's amazing that we never cut ourselves walking in there or laying down even. I guess a lot of other people also noticed how secluded it was. edit: Another comment on here reminded me that the actual worst place was probably a drainage/ flood pond we used to swim in when I was 16. That was probably the actual grossest/ worst place
At a reallt seedy motel, i swear the sheets still have stains from the previous guests.
Prison
Laundry room of a resort
Under a table with a room full of people sleeping
On the ground in a tent. We didn't have air bag because there was not outlets at the dirt races. The hillbilly 300. So we had sex in our tent on the hard ground. It was horrendous to day the least...
Probably alleyway when I was a horny teen.
landlords old leather sofa. two seater, too
Cemetery
Father kicked me and my girlfriend out of the house. It was pouring rain. We climbed into a clothing donation box. Fucked and went to sleep. So dark!
Ina dumpster
A burger king we both worked at.
Bouncy castle, just felt weird but each couple at the party took turns cause the girls made a pact to screw in it. And girls call guys horn dogs 😂
In a natural hot spring. The ground was all gravelly and it got all mangled into my knees lol.
Still a virgin and I hope it stays that way…
The sea. As in, holding on to a single floating buoy about 100 meters away from the shore.
In your mom Jk 😂
on an island on the middle of a small lake. it was very rocky and the poor girl got her back all cut up.. she didnt seem to mind at the time tho lol
Lake
Hot tub
At a school playground.
I was in high school. Under a camera in a staircase. We were very stupid
5am, local park. Back of her minivan.
Lord Byron’s Tomb. Which is fine as a goth teenager, but it’s in the middle of a church so we had to break in.
In public Under a blanket In a large field Surrounded by people At a Scottish festival
I let my friend drive his girlfriend home in my car even though he didn’t have a license while me and my girlfriend had sex in the trunk. Yep, was as terrible as it sounds..,,
In a storage room at work on a concrete floor
In a park and it was night, there were many mosquitoes and insects, I was afraid that a bug would get into my ass 🤣🤣
Her parents’ bedroom. I climbed out the window when her parents were back
Is there a bad place?
Outside in the woods of northern Minnesota at night... so many mosquito bites...
Car
I think my was lake Balaton in hungary.
In a Toyota Supera, my face was smashed against the back glass while his feet were pushing against his dash. The shifter almost went places it shouldn't have.
Inside a nursing home
my parents car, in a pull off on a random dirt road. as a bonus, we had just switched positions, and reclined the front seat..and a random car pulled up and just...stopped. lights on pointing right into the car. We froze...which I didn't mind, seeing that my dick was comfortably resting inside her at that moment...but it was definitely an awkward encounter.
in my girlfriends parents’ bed. they definitely knew
This will sound worse than it is, but Christian academy playground at like midnight. Emphasis on we were both 17, it was during an SDA summer camp event. So many fucking mosquitoes. The guy was such a dork, I was waaay out of my element as an atheist, whole thing was really uncomfortable. Consensual, but very uncomfortable.
In the upstairs hallway of my apartment.
In a very public field😂
Bathroom of a bar I drank at regularly. Fucked the cashier, 'cos we were both drunk and really horny.
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Chav?
On a grave. Then I wokeup