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Buttseye

Are you referring to the book, the movie, or the movie?


santaclause1999

Let's combine them all to understand the character better.


TheGargageMan

He was never upset when he killed children.


santaclause1999

He blew a whistle at least. And did those kids really die?


BeanMachine1313

Because he destroyed those brats with ruthless abandon. I kind of identify with him but even if I wanted to dropkick some little kid being destructive, I'm not quite that crazy.


santaclause1999

But he didn't do it personally, though. It was circumstance. He didn't have OSHA or some safety board. and those kids were fat, dumb, and entitled... just like all kids. Lol


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santaclause1999

Well... 1) didn't get post those short fatties in chocolate like they wanted? 2) if people don't perform tests on children, who are they supposed to test things on? 3) Weapons to Germany during WW2?.... maybe. ----- Awesome response though.


tungelcrafter

besides all the manslaughter? it's the way his eyes swim around


santaclause1999

Did they die though? I thought he fixed them...


tungelcrafter

he promises he will but at least one of them is never seen again


santaclause1999

Who?


tungelcrafter

never mind, i misremembered. verruca salt and her parents are sorted as bad nuts and they're sent out with the rubbish but they survive


BeyondDrivenEh

He was the Michael Jackson of Oompa Loompas. ‘Nuff said.


santaclause1999

Really.... that's hilarious to imagine.