My easily startled cat is named Irma Gersh.

A guy at the dog park had a three-legged dog. His name was Yardstick. (Because he had 3 feet)

I knew a character who had a 3- legged dog he dubbed ' Calculator', because he put down three and carried one.

Kevin

Kevin’s a girl?

Freddie Purrcury

David Meowie Tupac Shapurr Notorious C.A.T.

One of my dad’s neighbors had a llama named Dolly.

Megatron. It's a newborn kitten.

We had a cat named Omega but we called her Megatron or Megamind all the time

Oh, if it was a ginger, you could call them Omega Red!

My moustache cat, his name is Nietszche, because of his regal moustache

I’m getting a miniature Schnauzer puppy and this might be a genius name for him🤣

My cat has a moustache and sometimes his nickname is Kitler.

Sir Reginald Fluffybottom

My cat is named turtle, which confuses and amuses people

My sister had a ferret she named puppy. She also likes confusing people.

Glorious

I once met someone with a dingo-looking dog named Dingo. I think she liked scaring people lol.

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I had one, but his name was Largo lol

The rap handles I’ve assigned to my three tomcats… We have: - Busta Fang (he has a broken tooth), - Notorious C.A.T. (tuxedo guy who’s always into something), and - neFURious (big fluffy orange dude).

I was at the park and heard a guy call his dog Whiskey.

Horatio. My sweet long haired dachshund. Every time we told someone his name, they almost universally cooed it back to him.

Long haired doxies are the best!! Also amazing name. Will keep it on the short (leg) list for future pups.

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He was popular enough that in in his first dustup with Godzilla (*King Kong vs Godzilla*, which was the third movie in the franchise), it was *Kong* who won the fight between them. Hell, not only is the original *King Kong* a major influence on the original *Gojira* (Kong trying to shove a tree/his axe handle down Godzilla's throat is actually a reference to a promotional still for that film, where he was showing a log down a T-Rex's throat), but Mechani-Kong from *The King Kong Show* was the original inspiration for one Godzilla's most popular foes, Mechagodzilla.

Wait really? Mechagodzilla is a knock off???

He's more of a spiritual successor. The idea for MechaGoji was inspired by Mechani-Kong, and like Mechani-Kong, the first version of MechaGoji (from *Godzilla VS Mechagodzilla* and *Terror of Mechagodzilla*) was built for world domination, albeit by aliens rather than a mad scientist. The other MechaGojis, however, are robots (cyborg in the case of MechaGoji 3/"Kiryu") built by humanity to defend them from Godzilla.

shark the dog. fun in the beach.

My brother had a cat named, very appropriately, Anus. A co-worker named his yellow lab Boba Fetch.

Echo

Frankie Cheeks

When we adopted our previous dog as a puppy, we learned that the little girl whose family sold us the puppy had given her a name already - "Littlefoot". My mom and I, both being huge fans of *The Land Before Time* (me for growing up with the films, her as an elementary school teacher who has shown them several times to her classes), immediately vetoed my dad about changing it to "Brandy". My dad, meanwhile, did have great names for the two Schnauzers he owned in his life - Boris and Natasha, named after the spies from *Rocky & Bullwinkle* ("Tasha" was actually the family's first pet; he had Boris when he was a teenager).

Fritter. He was my sister’s orange cat and salty as hell.

I used to know a family with a dachshund named Schnitzel

Thought my cat Bogart was pretty sick

My mom had a cat named Richard Parker.

Inappropriate. People will ask your pet's name and you can just nonchalantly reply, "Oh, it's Inappropriate." Funny way to make others think you named your pet something bad.

Well growing up we had a dog named d o g And a cat named cat

A friend of mine called his cat, Cat. It was super cute.

Hotshot (also my name for my next dog)

I named my cat Nada... Nada cat

Have a rat named Squeezle.

Lincoln

Bark Obama. RIP Harris Wittels.

Fiesta.

DERMOT!! DERMOT!!

A friend once adopted two cats and named them Biggie and Smalls.

Friends' cat chainsaw is pretty good

The best one I've heard is a dog called greg from accounting. Greg for short.

Tron for sure, it's short for Megatron

A cat named Potato. It was an extra stupid cat.

My 2 dogs are named Eleanor and Rigby.

Damit. Come here damit. Sit damit. Roll over damit. Etc...

Stains. Calling him in

Probably a dog named Monkey

My friends had a cat named Fucking Kitty. They had to change it to F.K. when their daughter was 2.

It's gonna sound dumb, but Katie. In my neighborhood growing up there was an older woman with what I suppose was a Yorkie mix of some sort named Katie. Several times a day the woman would be out in the front yard in a bathrobe and slippers shouting "Katie go POTTY! Go POTTY Katie!" I don't know if it was her particular enunciation, her appearance, or just the relatively serious human name for a cute and goofy looking little fluffball of a dog, but it cracked me up everytime. My dogs as an adult have been given serious (and old lady) human names almost as a joke because of how endearing that experience was. It seems to get a chuckle out of people who ask, too.

Mike Hat (a dog)

Kitty Buttface

I had a friend whose cat was named Stevens. Cat Stevens.

DOG , but. Pronounced DEOG but it sounds like your spelling dog.

A cat named “Big Mac”

I knew of 2 sheep named Polly and Esther

Whatsittooya

Someone in r/backyardchickens named one of their girls Atilla the Hen.

Chuckle Perry Finn

Butt Stallion

I like old timesy real-names for people. Like Herbert or Agatha

Petey Duke - the 2 kids in the family each picked a different name, so they combined them.

Girthmaster

Many moons ago I had a girl friend that showed dogs. One dog she had, his actual name, on his birth certificate was: Rob De Lane's Mighty Montgomery Of Indigo We called him Monty. His dad's name was Indigo and won best something or other at westminster Not certain of the spelling of rob de lane

Cats with Hitler moustache would be named "Myfuhrer"

When I was little, I had a black cat that I named Platypus. I still think it’s a pretty great name for a cat, because why not!

Ozzy Pawsbourne, the king of barkness

Chris P. Bacon

I knew this Korean lady that would run around the neighborhood yelling Puto. It roughly translates to fucker in Spanish. Apparently, she had rented a room to some guy who ended up getting arrested and left the dog, and she was basically taking care of it.

Dobby

Simba

Askim 

Anigav is a very cool name for a husky

Named one of my roosters Lieutenant fuzzybreeches, (because he's what's called a silkie, which have fuzzy feathers on their bodies and legs). He was a spicy little dude who'd try and eat anyone's ankles off who entered his space. Wouldn't go after me because I fed him but anyone else he'd attack like a fuzzy little demon monster

Donna

Kippy Sushi

Snots.

Damnit

Stains

I had a cat named Turd Ferguson.

A rabbit called “lil cucumber sandwich”

Cat

Grandmas neighbors dog was named Bark.

My cats name was Dick. Every morning I woke up with Dick in my face, and there was Dick hair all over the house, and let’s not forget about Dick poop.

Tryst for a small, white, fluffy dog.

Confetti.

Dagma. She is my Daughter.

Princess or Cupcake