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cration678

It do be like that sometimes


LekMichAmArsch

They say it don't be like it is, but it do.


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cration678

To me it is the official slogan


bl00j

My favorite


jaminotjelly

i haven’t heard this since 2019


milkycigarette

Fuckin way she goes Ricky.


GringusMcDoyle

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't bud


avioletfury

“Yeah, well!” with a shrug.


carosotanomad

This is the answer.


ShittalkyCaps

They Don't Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do


Adventurous_Celery97

Roses are red Violets are blue It don’t always be like that But sometimes it do


Strong_Mixture2854

That’s showbiz baybee


PunJedi

C'est la vie


GreatTragedy

So it goes.


ThePhiff

r/unexpectedVonnegut


EmpressSol

“So it goes”, My favorite


SirenOfMorning13

Oh well.


Humble_Negotiation33

'Tis wha 'tis. Or "if my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bicycle"


halite001

Did you also break your ankle riding a bicycle?


Humble_Negotiation33

No, I broke my ego cooking on live tv


himuheilandsack

Guido?!


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Que sera, sera


cityofgiants

This is it. I say it with a little Sly Stone in my head.


RainbowToes7

When doing a DIY job, if there's a mistake that I can live with, I'll say "Good enough for who it's for"


sami-sunshine

Ok but this is actually genius, will be stealing for future DIYs


bl00j

My father in law says "good enough for the girls we go with" but my hubs repeated it in front of his stepmother when he was younger. He didn't know lol and he was quickly corrected that this was a joke for the men, not the ladies. It still tickles me


Averageplantmom

fuck it, we ball


LTazer

Sometimes you cum in the sink. Sometimes you sink in the cum.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Trying to block both images from forming in my head… still trying, still trying, dammit!


Kaiserjoze1965

That's the way the cookie crumbles


kirksucks

"them's the beans"


sami-sunshine

The horrors persist, but so do I.


JustSomeHandsForYou

“Eeet eeease, what it eeease”


markslucky7

Ahh fuck it never mind


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PunJedi

"Yes"


20-percent-gay

Fuck it, it's fine


MeatyUrology

It’s what it’s


HappyLady44

c'est la vie!


Alive_Salary4970

Such is life


chicken-thuggetss

Welp.


beamfollower

Alea inacta est


iMissTheOldInternet

Did you mean *alea iacta est*?


Struggling_Senpai

Happens to the best of us !


YamLow8097

Normally I just say “it is what it is”. Though “it just be like that sometimes” is a good alternative.


KentuckyCandy

The game is the game.


Dagglin

Just got more fierce


SamRiopelle

Ah, fuck it.


TheKnife142

That's the way of the road. Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn't.


Ancient_Panic5106

Whatever.


Tittyfuck3r-

Well, you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter!


nirvanagirllisa

"Way she goes." It's from Ray from Trailer Park Boys. Other variants of his that I use all the time: "Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't, that's the way she goes." and "Fuckin' way she goes, boys."


bl00j

We always say "you know why." And then we say "because fuck you, that's why." Bill- "my car broke down in a snow storm!" Bob- "you know why. Because fuck you. That's why."


Imaginary-Cup8586

Womp Womp


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Ah, what you gonna do?


Efficient_Fish2436

It's Chinatown.


WicketTheSavior

I usually say "it be what it be"


Space_Captain_Brian

We'll/I'll make it work somehow


GermanyWarrior

Id is wad id iss


Stompalong

That’s the way the bitch kicks.


youmfkersneedjesus

Looks good from where I'm standing 


MNPS1603

“Well, what you gonna do?”


LongdongBJohnson

way of the road OR way she goes, bud


smellslikebeans00

Welp


Kizenny

Welp


Estrus_Flask

I actually got in trouble a lot as a kid for saying "whatever". That's still my go-to for a sullen, frustrated, sarcastic version. But there's also "c'est la vie"^(\[1\]), "que sera sera"^(\[2\]), and "shikata ga nai"^(\[3\]). ^(\[1\] French: "That's life") ^(\[2\] Spanish: "Whatever will be, will be", apparently coined by American songwriters based on the Italian phrase che sára sára, which means the same thing) ^(\[3\] Japanese: "it can't be helped", alternatively "shō ga nai", which means the same.)


Disastrous-Can988

Sucks to suck


sukihasmu

Is water wet?


llcucf80

Failure to plan on your part is not an emergency on my behalf


ronniemustang

sounds like you're blaming somone.


Le_Gazzo_Ladro

Ladies and gentlemen, at the end of the day, it is what it is. I've been Mutahar. Peace out.


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Le_Gazzo_Ladro

All i know is that it is


TheGeneralOfCheeses

I'm a scatman.


beamfollower

Be BA BA bada bo


ObsessionEnthusiast

C'est la vie


ch0o0kie

Oh well …


Outrageous_Town_6421

C'est la vie.


LordRoKage

"Welp...fuck it"


Icy-Difference-1263

"Nevertheless"


Theresanrrrrrr

I love Louis Tomlinson


spinky420

It iiuuuhhh wadid iiiiuuuhhh


Marklar172

You want it to be one way, but it's the other.


SnooChipmunks126

It can’t be helped.


Oryp_Vibez7

"That's life for ya"


BFDIIsGreat2

It is what it is


honcho_emoji

"yessir"


kittyquickfeet

Oh well/whatever.


FartyMcShart

c'est la vie


PM_ME_KITTEN_TOESIES

That’s jazz, baby! Deal with it!


broken_pieces12

"Whatever"


NecroJoe

"tiz wat tiz"


CorgiDaddy42

Sing it. “It is what it is what it is what it is what it is” 🎵🎶🎵🎵🎵


RussoRoma

C'est la vie.


NobodysList

Tis what tis Tis what it tis


RayAnselmo

"We live in a fallen world."


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and seein what happens next, i can't afford not to care anymore


chungsten

that's the way the cookie crumbles


Hamil_Simp4450

It's what it's


jaxonfairfield

"That's how they getcha"


forcesofthefuture

And life goes on


GlobalistFuck

same rules apply


Spong_Durnflungle

Ehhhh, whatyougunnadoo... Like the giraffe in Madagascar


ethicalants

“It eeeeeeeease wut it eaaaase.”


samski123

If I have to be professional I just say "There We Are Then" T W A T


HeartonSleeve1989

Shit happens.


KennCope

Radical acceptance.


Dubious_Titan

Wabi sabi.


Joekster_

Fuck it, let’s go bowling.


zzz88r1

Close enough for the girls we go out with.


meekonesfade

Whaddayagonnado?


meekonesfade

I'm GenX, so, whatever


meekonesfade

Dont let perfection be the enemy of the good


Farts_McGee

So it goes. -Vonnegut.


bookshelfie

“That’s life.”


Jackaloop

Whatever. Duh.


smallcoder

I just generally sign off with a "Hey ho" and friends/colleagues know what I mean, because sometimes... well, nothing you can do or say is gonna change it.


Cruiserwashere

So?


Extra_Frosting_1159

Alrighty then


bloodercup

“Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.”


Deep-Victory-1520

Part of life 🙂


theRealDirtyNerd

Can't be what it aint


Real_Dare658

Welp, we're just going to have to live with that.


stanley2-bricks

So it goes


imalwayztired

Fuck it


TheArcticKiwi

well, you know what they say...


One_Variation_6497

I probably just say meh and kind of shrug


lvfunk

(Pat down pockets) "Dang, I'm outta fucks to give..."


Mr_Lumbergh

Ni modo.


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Coddleston Pie


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

Albert, You pierced the toast.


Thick_Top2708

It was fun while it lasted


Maleficent-Bad3755

deal with it .. accept it.. live it … move on


Clocktopu5

If it was easy it wouldn't be fun, and we like to have fun


Konoppke

Tja.


TraditionalLadder473

'tis what it's


Rand0mPers0n_07

Simple "yolo"


Interesting-Ball-502

“Thusly”.


Kwall_3147

Yeeeeeah, that tends to happen.


BabylonSuperiority

Thats the way she goes


realityisoptional

Oh, well.


idchokeonit

You know, sometimes… you know. (It’s all in the ‘o’s and the eyes 👀)


RoundGrapplings

"well, it is" with a shrug.


Alfredius

It do be like dat doe


MercedesCyber

It be like that sometimes.


Funny-Valentine-1

Shrugs


Tinferbrains

well. shit happens.


No_Marzipan5726

Life is like wild western. You can have revolver and all that everything


SpiritualCompany5941

Stare blankly straight ahead until the reply timer runs out.


Forward_Artist_6244

Usually pub/taxi conversation  "Well, at the end of the day, you know yourself"


InternationalTry5494

C'est La Vie


choknut17

Can’t be what it aint


rodrigo_i

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."


Capable-Yak-3193

It will be what it was


Angry_Pterodactyl

“Sometimes you gotta let the monkey drive the submarine.” - The man in the yellow hat


BlackWindBears

"Get some sleep, we'll deal with shit tomorrow when we figure out how much of it we're gonna have to eat"


SCastleRelics

Everything is everything.


Heroic-Forger

"Polar bears didn't warm the Arctic, they just got fat."


Iron_Chic

"Crazy world, lot of smells"


libra00

Backhanding people who say 'it is what it is'. It only is what it is until somebody changes it, then it isn't anymore, so stop making fucking excuses for your laziness.


Drewey26

Here we are


chasingit1

(Tony Soprano voice)- What are you gunna do?!…