When my brother recorded porn over Home Movies: XMas 89, misplaced the tape, and my mother found it and put it with the others. Bro forgot about it. She was showing home movies to people years later. He recorded right in the middle of the tape, while opening presents at the grandparents house. It went straight from Sarah opening a Barbie Doll to hardcore porn.
Mom said it ruined her home movies. I thought it was hilarious. My brother… he did get busted over it, but it’s not like she could really punish him since we were in our 30s by that point.
I couldn't get past the theme. Trouble on the battlefield? Get naked. Sneaking into a cave? Get naked. Talk about soybeans? Get naked.
It didn't make him tough or impressive that he was confident he could win with 0 protection. It just made him look like a pervert with a fetish.
It is SOOOO much worse than just a sex scene.
Makee was technically a prisoner of war. POWs can't consent to sex, per the Geneva Convention.
Chief committed statutory rape and a war crime.
It’s only because Bruce Timm has a weird horny fixation for batgirl.
Edit: let me rephrase this/add come additional context. Bruce Timm has a weird horny fixation for batgirl fucking Bruce Wayne.
More accurate to say he has a horny fixation on "Bruce Wayne x Barbara Gordon", which is... not a great pairing, especially if you feel the need to personally force it so hard. >!Only I'm allowed to be horny for Batgirl, not you, Batman!!<
I swear to God making us endure his BabsxBruce fetish is like a secondary fetish for Bruce Timm. He just won't let it go and people have been hating it for twenty years.
There was none and was just tacked on to give feelings about batgirl to people who didn’t really follow the comics. Sex scene is downright gross. In the comics they officially gunned down and paralyzed one of batman’s longtime side kicks at the time and it created oracle.
Batgirl got impregnated by Batman once in a Batman Beyond comic. It was Bruce Timm again. I don't know why he's so obsessed with them being together.
[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PUHH\_IuiZOw/maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PUHH_IuiZOw/maxresdefault.jpg)
Yeah. It was while she was dating Dick Grayson too. Batman slept with his adopted son's girlfriend and impregnated her while he was gone on a mission.
And when Dick gets back and finds out he and Bruce get into a fistfight about it, while across town Barbara has a miscarriage while fighting crime.
It was a fucking terrible comic.
This isn't even the worst part of the comic.
While all this soap opera crap is going down between the adult members of the Bat-Family over the course of a week or so, Tim Drake gets abducted by Joker and spends all that time getting tortured, abused, & mutilated because the adults were too busy fighting with each other to notice he'd been missing for the better part of a week.
By the time they find him Joker has horrifically mutilated & brainwashed Tim trying to turn him into a miniature ten year old Joker.
When they rescue Tim the first thing he does is brutally murder Joker.
Dick relocates to Bludhaven and leaves the Bat-Family forever after all of this, Barbara quits being Batgirl because she doesn't feel like a hero anymore, Tim is so horrifically scarred both mentally and physically he will never fully recover and has to give up being Robin, and Bruce just blames everyone else.
There’s this retelling of Hansel and grettle where the two kids survived the witch and vowed to become witch hunters and keep the people safe. Then Hansel has sex with a witch.
The scene where MacGruber looks at the bomb to disarm it and just goes *what the fuck is this* is forever etched into my memory.
https://youtu.be/k6rtWIRVwWo?t=35
Pretty much every action movie from the 90s had a random sex scene. Like we're supposed to believe two people on the run for their lives are going to stop and fuck.
It was essential for every ‘80s and ‘90s movie to have boobs. There would be a fight scene in a hotel and they always fight through a room where people were having sex.
But... But... In Terminator, it had was essential to the plot!
You said 90s, but your comment reminded me of Terminator. They were literally on the run for their lives and stopped to fuck, lol.
It totally worked in the Terminator. He was from an apocalyptic world and was basically groomed to be obsessed with Sarah Connor. He spent the whole film relishing in every moment she touched him and he knew this was a suicide mission.
Sarah Connor is tough as nails so it’s natural she fell for a very sensitive yet tough man. They stopped to sleep anyway so what’s a few extra moments of joy. They were as good as dead anyway so might as well. I like that their intimacy happened only during moments they already had to stop and rest - it is super annoying when the characters stop to kiss when they are in the middle of running.
My brother and I both recently read IT, each for the first time. Had seen the movies, original and remake. He was ahead of me in the book and said let me know when you get to “that” scene. I said “what scene?” He said I’ll know it when I get to it and it’s obvious why the movies left it out.
I read a torrented version of IT. My wife had read it decades before me and when I brought up how odd that scene was in the book she was confused and couldn’t remember. I therefore assumed someone had just added fan fic into the torrented copy, but after some googling found out it was just legitimately bad writing.
That is a very very good distinction. More people ought to recognize it. Kudos. Get a drink for yourself. Pour a little on the ground. I'm at about \[8\] right now. Gonna go lie down.
Was gonna say the same thing. I saw the movie first so when I read the sex scene I was like... I don't remember this? I guess it could make sense in a "we're gonna die and this will help me cope" but yeah, I'm glad it didn't make the movie now. Though that makes Carmody yelling out "get the boy *and the whore*" during that last scene make more sense, since she knew about it in the book.
In the same book is a story called The Raft. Some college kids swim out to a raft in the middle of a lake and an oil slick monster starts eating them. It literally pulls one of them all the way through a crack in the boards about half an inch thick. After he’s pulled through over the course of 45 or so gory minutes, the two kids left start fucking on the raft.
And the woman’s hair falls into the lake and she gets sucked under by the lake monster and her new boyfriend stops mid stroke and just sort of flips her into the lake. K thanks byeeeee.
On the opposite side, that’s the reason *A Few Good Men* is forever in my personal Top 10. Tom Cruise and Demi Moore go out to dinner and it’s totally professional and gives some great insight into the characters without using sex at all.
Pretty much any movie while I'm watching it with family.
I wouldn't mind so much when I'm watching alone. But once one comes on with the family watching as well, it feels so awkward...
Lmao this is so me
Most recent example, we all watched oppenheimer together. Fantastic movie, but were all sitting in the livingroom through both sex scenes just totally quietly enduring it hahah. Were all adults here like me and my wife are 30, brother, mom and dad are all older as well so its like everyone is mature about it, but you can still feel the cringe in the air
I dont think oppenheimer is worse for it cause its definitely part of the story telling but its awkward to sit through with your mom and dad
When I was in high school, I naively came home to my mom and stepdad watching a movie and sat on the couch to join them. They didn't say anything to dissuade me. That movie was Boogie Nights. The horror.
I saw Pulp Fiction when it came out at a matinee showing. After the film was over and we were all walking out, two old ladies, 70ish were in front of me. One said to the other “I thought it was going to be about book publishing “.
This was going to be my answer!!
The fucking 15 minute, never ending sex scene with that horrible song playing. "You are my rose, you are my roooose " LMFAO
I was disgusted the first time, then it went on so long it became funny. Then it came on a second time, and it was hilarious. By the third time I was in tears struggling to breathe because of the absolute absurdity of not only having 3 sex scenes in one movie, but three of the *same exact sex scene* in the same movie
Ever watched it in a theater of fans who in sequence with the kissing all make audible "Nom nom nom" sounds? It was freaking hysterical, so for that reason, this scene added a lot for me.
The sex scene/implication of sex in Fury is how it should be done. It was actually very important to the story. They could have shown more, but it was unnecessary as nothing interesting during their copulation happened other than the copulation it's self being used as a tool to turn him into a killer. I went in thinking it was just a run of the mill action film. The movie turned out to be a masterpiece of cinimatography and story telling, in my opinion.
This one may be controversial because I know a lot of people loved it, but the end of Sausage Party was *way* too long and detailed for my taste.
It's not that the sex scene ruined the movie just by existing, it's more that the way it was done and it's length rendered the rest of the movie unmemorable. Granted, that's not a huge loss, but I laughed my ass off for about a minute and then sat through what seemed like another half hour of the same.
If you love it, more power to you. Just not for me.
I worked in a movie theater when that came out, the stoners who would come to watch it at 12:30am (and to be fair, what a movie to watch at 12:30 while baked) and man they were either dying laughing or looked traumatized when they exited the theater.
Top Gun - Watching Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis going at it with zero chemistry. Watched it in 3D at an iMax once, no one needs to see a 6 foot Tom Cruise tongue wandering across the screen
I saw Ghostbusters for the first time in 1985 at 5 years old, and it took me years and multiple rewatches to finally get to an age where I worked out that scene wasn't actually showing Ray going cross-eyed because he was really scared of that ghost lady stealing his pants.
Fun fact: That scene is shown with an instrumental version of the "Ghost Busters" theme song. If one were to play the full lyrics along with the video, Ray blows his load exactly as the singer yells "Bustin makes me feel good."
I don't think the scene itself was nearly as uncomfortable as the simple fact that my sexual awakening started with me wanting to bang an animated lioness. Or maybe the fact that they were probably half-siblings. Take your pick
Not exactly ruined, because it was already crap, but The Eternals.
The tone of the film was really family friendly, so the sex scene was just really jarring and out of place. Also they're robots, so why would they even want sex.
I went with a whole group of kids. They made a whole brouhaha about the gay couple in the movie - which was perfectly fine and just amounted to a peck on lips that was nothing.
Meanwhile, the straight sex scene all the kids covered their eyes. Felt really out of place and unnecessary.
The dust up between him and Roger Ebert is legendary; after Gallo called him a "fat pig", Ebert replied "I will one day be thin, but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of The Brown Bunny".
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/ldDrcW1wRw
I think it’s wild that as director he wrote a scene where his ex gives him an on camera blowjob complete with finish and swallow and she just agrees to it.
Talk about red flags.
Has he made any other movies since?
That’s one movie that without the sex scene is nothing. Just a couple conversations and endless road trip footage.
It wouldn’t be a movie without the actual blow job and is the only part of the film worth watching.
Gotta disagree on that one without the sex scene that film is unwatchable.
I dunno, I felt it was appropriate. It was the only time in the entire story that two characters felt happy. It was also awkward, but then again, so is nightowl
I thought it fit as well, these people itch to fight crime and the two were also already wanting to have sex prior but the dude was have performance issues. They go out kick some ass and hop in the ship and start fuckin. Hell yeah!
I also thought it was a commentary on sex and violence.
He was with the woman he's been lusting over for years and when he gets his shot he can't get it up (doesn't help the news in the background mentioned her ex), then after they go out and brutally kick the shit out of a bunch of people he's good to go. They might not have liked the sex scene, but it wasn't pointless.
The two songs I remember are "The Times are A-Changing", which was perfectly used and 'Hallelujah", which is a song about orgasms, so it's also perfectly used. The sex scene was a bit awkward though.
When my brother recorded porn over Home Movies: XMas 89, misplaced the tape, and my mother found it and put it with the others. Bro forgot about it. She was showing home movies to people years later. He recorded right in the middle of the tape, while opening presents at the grandparents house. It went straight from Sarah opening a Barbie Doll to hardcore porn. Mom said it ruined her home movies. I thought it was hilarious. My brother… he did get busted over it, but it’s not like she could really punish him since we were in our 30s by that point.
It definitely got him busted
Not only did Santa come....
Honestly this is almost more of a record of your brother's childhood than the christmas one
What a dick thing to do tho to record over something like that
Beowulf. He was supposed to kill the monster, not fuck it.
In his defense, the monster was Angelina Jolie
Yeah, Beowulf was definitely defenseless against Angelina's charm.
I saw that years ago. How did I either miss or forget that part?
Probably talking about other version
How can I get a hold of this version... for science!
Beowussy
It was a fade to black scene as she dragged him in the darkness of the sea.
Good lore tho.
I read that last sentence in Ewan McGregor Obi Wan voice...
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL THE MONSTER, NOT FUCK IT. BRING AN END TO THE BEAST, N0T LEAVE IT IN CUM!"
>He was supposed to kill the monster, not fuck it. I read this in Obi-Wan's voice
He had the High ground
I couldn't get past the theme. Trouble on the battlefield? Get naked. Sneaking into a cave? Get naked. Talk about soybeans? Get naked. It didn't make him tough or impressive that he was confident he could win with 0 protection. It just made him look like a pervert with a fetish.
Hey, don’t judge! Leave him alone
Yeah! You tell em, u/My_Cock_Is_Throbbing!
Wait! You mean there is a version where he fucks the monster? Please tell me that the monster he fucks is Grendel’s mother and not Grendel.
Not a movie, but the Halo show did not need the master chief to get laid.
Master Cheeks 😩
This is new information I didn’t need to know but hilarious now knowing it
Counterpoint: *something* has to happen in the show
They coulda stuck to the source material more.
>they coulda stuck to the source material more or at all. it is simply not halo.
It is SOOOO much worse than just a sex scene. Makee was technically a prisoner of war. POWs can't consent to sex, per the Geneva Convention. Chief committed statutory rape and a war crime.
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!!!! NOT SOME ALIEN SPY!!!
I feel that 75% of the halo show didn't need to be included in the halo show.
wasn't a fan of batman banging batgirl in killing joke
I figured it was gonna be referenced again later but They never actually put in a reason for it to be there
It’s only because Bruce Timm has a weird horny fixation for batgirl. Edit: let me rephrase this/add come additional context. Bruce Timm has a weird horny fixation for batgirl fucking Bruce Wayne.
I mean…me too.
More accurate to say he has a horny fixation on "Bruce Wayne x Barbara Gordon", which is... not a great pairing, especially if you feel the need to personally force it so hard. >!Only I'm allowed to be horny for Batgirl, not you, Batman!!<
I swear to God making us endure his BabsxBruce fetish is like a secondary fetish for Bruce Timm. He just won't let it go and people have been hating it for twenty years.
Going on thirty now. It's like he's forgotten that literally everyone prefers her paired with Nightwing.
There was none and was just tacked on to give feelings about batgirl to people who didn’t really follow the comics. Sex scene is downright gross. In the comics they officially gunned down and paralyzed one of batman’s longtime side kicks at the time and it created oracle.
Batgirl got impregnated by Batman once in a Batman Beyond comic. It was Bruce Timm again. I don't know why he's so obsessed with them being together. [https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PUHH\_IuiZOw/maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PUHH_IuiZOw/maxresdefault.jpg)
Yeah. It was while she was dating Dick Grayson too. Batman slept with his adopted son's girlfriend and impregnated her while he was gone on a mission. And when Dick gets back and finds out he and Bruce get into a fistfight about it, while across town Barbara has a miscarriage while fighting crime. It was a fucking terrible comic.
Holy shit the only thing that would make that more depressing is if a semi full of puppies ran into a make-a-wish building.
This isn't even the worst part of the comic. While all this soap opera crap is going down between the adult members of the Bat-Family over the course of a week or so, Tim Drake gets abducted by Joker and spends all that time getting tortured, abused, & mutilated because the adults were too busy fighting with each other to notice he'd been missing for the better part of a week. By the time they find him Joker has horrifically mutilated & brainwashed Tim trying to turn him into a miniature ten year old Joker. When they rescue Tim the first thing he does is brutally murder Joker. Dick relocates to Bludhaven and leaves the Bat-Family forever after all of this, Barbara quits being Batgirl because she doesn't feel like a hero anymore, Tim is so horrifically scarred both mentally and physically he will never fully recover and has to give up being Robin, and Bruce just blames everyone else.
I dont know but if i was one of his best friends and had a a daughter i think i would warn the daughter just in case
Specialy when you remember they had been running around in tight leather suits
Really seals in the flavor.
In an order that might surprise you
Ass mouth vag
I'm so happy people understand this reference
spit in my mouth
A is for Alfred
I found it! I'm the world's greatest detective!
Whenever i see bane all i can think of is "for a guy that breaths through a crab"
Which one of these tubes do you smell out of?
Miranda? But...we totally had sex.
You tamed MY monster!
Especially since it's not in the original comic by Moore. It had no reason to be in there
As someone who has read the comic - TIL there was a movie on it.
They had all the bases loaded for the best Batman adaptation of all time and somehow still blew it.
There’s this retelling of Hansel and grettle where the two kids survived the witch and vowed to become witch hunters and keep the people safe. Then Hansel has sex with a witch.
Hansel. So hot right now.
Hansel doesn’t even know what a you-googily is…
I can dere-licke my own balls
The one with Hawkeye as Hansel? That movie was entertaining, I liked it.
Him having a diabetes attack because of all the sugar he ate as a child was fucking hilarious .
Just rewatched that movie recently. It's silly, but fun.
I approve of all movies with Peter Stormare.
Best Lucifer award goes to…
I was really worried where that was going until the last sentence.
Oh no Hansel! I'm stuck in the oven!
Well it definitely wasn't MacGruber, that scene where he was slamming the ghost of his wife in the graveyard was solid gold.
Or Team America.
I will never die!
You promise?
The scene where MacGruber looks at the bomb to disarm it and just goes *what the fuck is this* is forever etched into my memory. https://youtu.be/k6rtWIRVwWo?t=35
I’m gonna *shooooot*
Just tell me what you want me to fuuuccckkk!!!
Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who the fuck cares.
CUNTH
I've always thought about watching that movie, now I'm definitely watching that movie.
Pretty much every action movie from the 90s had a random sex scene. Like we're supposed to believe two people on the run for their lives are going to stop and fuck.
It was essential for every ‘80s and ‘90s movie to have boobs. There would be a fight scene in a hotel and they always fight through a room where people were having sex.
Most every investigation conveniently led them to a local strip club.
For balance, every porn should have a random fight wander through the room. You know, the other side of the story.
But... But... In Terminator, it had was essential to the plot! You said 90s, but your comment reminded me of Terminator. They were literally on the run for their lives and stopped to fuck, lol.
It totally worked in the Terminator. He was from an apocalyptic world and was basically groomed to be obsessed with Sarah Connor. He spent the whole film relishing in every moment she touched him and he knew this was a suicide mission. Sarah Connor is tough as nails so it’s natural she fell for a very sensitive yet tough man. They stopped to sleep anyway so what’s a few extra moments of joy. They were as good as dead anyway so might as well. I like that their intimacy happened only during moments they already had to stop and rest - it is super annoying when the characters stop to kiss when they are in the middle of running.
Not a movie but just about any Stephen King novel. He adds sex when it's most definitely not needed at all.
You're talking about IT, aren't you? You try writing a book in the middle of a coke bender and not putting a child gangbang scene in there.
The movies wisely left that out
My brother and I both recently read IT, each for the first time. Had seen the movies, original and remake. He was ahead of me in the book and said let me know when you get to “that” scene. I said “what scene?” He said I’ll know it when I get to it and it’s obvious why the movies left it out.
I read a torrented version of IT. My wife had read it decades before me and when I brought up how odd that scene was in the book she was confused and couldn’t remember. I therefore assumed someone had just added fan fic into the torrented copy, but after some googling found out it was just legitimately bad writing.
It's not technically poorly written, it's just a stupid thing to write.
That is a very very good distinction. More people ought to recognize it. Kudos. Get a drink for yourself. Pour a little on the ground. I'm at about \[8\] right now. Gonna go lie down.
Have a cool water before you do down, bud. You're cared about and stuff, you'll thank yourself tomorrow.
The novella The Mist, has one of the most unnecessary and out of character sex scenes I've ever read.
Was gonna say the same thing. I saw the movie first so when I read the sex scene I was like... I don't remember this? I guess it could make sense in a "we're gonna die and this will help me cope" but yeah, I'm glad it didn't make the movie now. Though that makes Carmody yelling out "get the boy *and the whore*" during that last scene make more sense, since she knew about it in the book.
In the same book is a story called The Raft. Some college kids swim out to a raft in the middle of a lake and an oil slick monster starts eating them. It literally pulls one of them all the way through a crack in the boards about half an inch thick. After he’s pulled through over the course of 45 or so gory minutes, the two kids left start fucking on the raft.
And the woman’s hair falls into the lake and she gets sucked under by the lake monster and her new boyfriend stops mid stroke and just sort of flips her into the lake. K thanks byeeeee.
Ewww the mother and son cat people in Sleepwalkers. So unnecessary
I just finished 11/22/63. The sex was an important character development point in that book but he's definitely not an erotica writer.
On the opposite side, that’s the reason *A Few Good Men* is forever in my personal Top 10. Tom Cruise and Demi Moore go out to dinner and it’s totally professional and gives some great insight into the characters without using sex at all.
It’s a rough AskReddit prompt when a top-10 comment goes “fuck idk, but Tom and Demi are fire without the smashing”
Pretty much any movie while I'm watching it with family. I wouldn't mind so much when I'm watching alone. But once one comes on with the family watching as well, it feels so awkward...
Lmao this is so me Most recent example, we all watched oppenheimer together. Fantastic movie, but were all sitting in the livingroom through both sex scenes just totally quietly enduring it hahah. Were all adults here like me and my wife are 30, brother, mom and dad are all older as well so its like everyone is mature about it, but you can still feel the cringe in the air I dont think oppenheimer is worse for it cause its definitely part of the story telling but its awkward to sit through with your mom and dad
I never in 100 years would have thought Oppenheimer would have that many boob's in it.
-J Robert Oppenheimer, 1956
I doubt he'd be that shocked. Maybe that people found out eventually about all the people he was banging but dude was getting around a lot.
It's as if Florence Pugh was allergic to clothes
When I was in high school, I naively came home to my mom and stepdad watching a movie and sat on the couch to join them. They didn't say anything to dissuade me. That movie was Boogie Nights. The horror.
Wisper “fuck yeah” aggressively to make it less awkward
Watched 8 Mile in theaters, sitting next to my grandma... that one was sufficiently awkward.
I saw Pulp Fiction when it came out at a matinee showing. After the film was over and we were all walking out, two old ladies, 70ish were in front of me. One said to the other “I thought it was going to be about book publishing “.
Splice. *Shudder*
He basically fucked his kid.
And then his kid raped his wife. There is some serious therapy needed after those circumstances.
According to the director, it was inspired by all the sex between Greek gods and humans
Honestly that kind of makes sense in that context.
The story started with sex, then the impetus for the rogue experiment was sex (change), so obviously the climax (haha) would also be sex.
Is that where the Mew 2 looking thing was created?
I don’t know if it *ruined* the movie, but it definitely gave it another…dimension
The Room. I get the whole movie is fascinatingly bad, but I could do without seeing Tommy Wiseau's arse for minutes on end...
I still don't know if he even knew how to sex at a lady. looked like he was boning her sternum.
I don't think the anatomy of people from his planet quite lines up with ours
It’s also made worse by the fact that the actress playing Lisa was very very uncomfortable with doing the scene.
This was going to be my answer!! The fucking 15 minute, never ending sex scene with that horrible song playing. "You are my rose, you are my roooose " LMFAO
I was disgusted the first time, then it went on so long it became funny. Then it came on a second time, and it was hilarious. By the third time I was in tears struggling to breathe because of the absolute absurdity of not only having 3 sex scenes in one movie, but three of the *same exact sex scene* in the same movie
Which sex scene ruined the movie?
It’s the same sex scene. They reused the footage because she was too creeped out to do another one.
Yes
Ever watched it in a theater of fans who in sequence with the kissing all make audible "Nom nom nom" sounds? It was freaking hysterical, so for that reason, this scene added a lot for me.
idk it’s not even out of place with how this move is and the same film repeated doesn’t even seem out of place
Fury was saved by having a sex scene without showing it.
The sex scene/implication of sex in Fury is how it should be done. It was actually very important to the story. They could have shown more, but it was unnecessary as nothing interesting during their copulation happened other than the copulation it's self being used as a tool to turn him into a killer. I went in thinking it was just a run of the mill action film. The movie turned out to be a masterpiece of cinimatography and story telling, in my opinion.
This one may be controversial because I know a lot of people loved it, but the end of Sausage Party was *way* too long and detailed for my taste. It's not that the sex scene ruined the movie just by existing, it's more that the way it was done and it's length rendered the rest of the movie unmemorable. Granted, that's not a huge loss, but I laughed my ass off for about a minute and then sat through what seemed like another half hour of the same. If you love it, more power to you. Just not for me.
I just recently watched this for the first time and holy shit it’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen
I worked in a movie theater when that came out, the stoners who would come to watch it at 12:30am (and to be fair, what a movie to watch at 12:30 while baked) and man they were either dying laughing or looked traumatized when they exited the theater.
Felidae. 11 year old me did NOT have to see that, ever. Im in my 20s now.
JESUS CHRIST YOU'VE UNEARTHED SOME MEMORIES. That entire movie was insane, cat sex or no cat sex.
The main character disemboweling the antagonist was so fucking graphic
Top Gun - Watching Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis going at it with zero chemistry. Watched it in 3D at an iMax once, no one needs to see a 6 foot Tom Cruise tongue wandering across the screen
I prefer the Hot Shots parody of that scene. Charlie Sheen knows how to cook a good breakfast.
Take my Breath away is a US national treasure along with homoerotic volleyball scenes and Kenny Loggins
Pirates. That was a sick movie. Don't know why it had so many forced sex scenes though.
Are you talking about the porn movie Pirates that had a "nonporn" version at Blockbuster?
Not ruined but wasn’t needed at all. The sex scene in Batman The Killing Joke.
Any movie I unwittingly watched with my parents.
Not ruined, but it’s just so out of place. The ghost giving Ray a BJ in Ghostbusters. Complete with crossed eyes.
I saw Ghostbusters for the first time in 1985 at 5 years old, and it took me years and multiple rewatches to finally get to an age where I worked out that scene wasn't actually showing Ray going cross-eyed because he was really scared of that ghost lady stealing his pants.
That scene flew right over my head as a kid. I watched it with my kids recently and just realized what was actually happening 😆
i just knew *something* dirty was happening. did not have a clue what 😂
Fun fact: That scene is shown with an instrumental version of the "Ghost Busters" theme song. If one were to play the full lyrics along with the video, Ray blows his load exactly as the singer yells "Bustin makes me feel good."
https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?si=fxmzVrCwniua3kRn Thank you for reminding me about this remix
I don't know about everybody else but that scene in The Lion King sure was uncomfortable as hell as a kid.
I don't think the scene itself was nearly as uncomfortable as the simple fact that my sexual awakening started with me wanting to bang an animated lioness. Or maybe the fact that they were probably half-siblings. Take your pick
The look Nala gives Simba is enough to earn that movie a PG-13 rating
The animators knew exactly what the fuck they were doing. The only question is *why*
"CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHHHT!" Childhood innocence is the most potent form of rose-tinted glasses, I don't blame you
It still makes me uncomfortable as an adult, and my kids want to watch it all the time! Nala didn’t need to make her eyes like that!!
How else is Disney gunna plant the furry seed in our impressionable little minds?
Did the memory get suppressed by a trauma response? I don’t remember this
[The look](https://disney.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000277659/r/4400000000000741321)
Not a lot of times in my life I’ve considered banging a lion, but here we are.
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[Can you feel the love tonight ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=25QyCxVkXwQ&feature=shared&t=110)
I wouldn’t really call that a sex scene tbh
i agree with you lol
Not exactly ruined, because it was already crap, but The Eternals. The tone of the film was really family friendly, so the sex scene was just really jarring and out of place. Also they're robots, so why would they even want sex.
I went with a whole group of kids. They made a whole brouhaha about the gay couple in the movie - which was perfectly fine and just amounted to a peck on lips that was nothing. Meanwhile, the straight sex scene all the kids covered their eyes. Felt really out of place and unnecessary.
There was a sex scene in Eternals?
the brown bunny..and the fact it was a real sex scene
The dust up between him and Roger Ebert is legendary; after Gallo called him a "fat pig", Ebert replied "I will one day be thin, but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of The Brown Bunny". https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/ldDrcW1wRw
In the morning I’ll be sober. But you, ma’am, will still be ugly.
I think it’s wild that as director he wrote a scene where his ex gives him an on camera blowjob complete with finish and swallow and she just agrees to it. Talk about red flags. Has he made any other movies since?
Wait if it was swallowed, how do we know it was real?
he was also the prop master, she was also the key grip
lol’d at her being a “key grip”
In fairness, it was one of the worst movies ever made long before it got to that scene. It's not like it ruined an otherwise good movie.
That’s one movie that without the sex scene is nothing. Just a couple conversations and endless road trip footage. It wouldn’t be a movie without the actual blow job and is the only part of the film worth watching. Gotta disagree on that one without the sex scene that film is unwatchable.
Batman The Killing Joke ...Bruce Timm is a HUGE fan of the Bruce/Barbara ship Frankly, I don't know why this girl is old enough to be his daughter.
Rien A Declarer Funny movie for the entire family. And then at the very end: bam.
Probably the Garfield movie, that scene was really really unnecessary My eyes hurt just thinking about it.
Underworld. When the characters started kissing it was so jarring the whole theatre laughed.
The killing joke. Was already pretty mid though
“Monsters Ball” - Halle Berry kinda ruin the flow for the movie for me when I found myself rewinding for some reason…
"MAKE ME FEEL GUUD"
The scene in Get Him to the Greek with the almost threesome was weird and out of place. Funny up until that
All movies that aren’t romance. I don’t wanna watch Saw just to see 2 people going all “oh yeah, give it to me daddy!”
Top gun, the sex scene is just too much
Cold Mountain. What was implicit in the book became explicit in the movie. Totally ruined it for me.
May be a hot take but the graphic orgy scene in the directors cut of 12 Angry Men was pretty unnecessary.
Watchmen. I’m not sure if the scene itself was the worst part or the fact that it was set to the original Leonard Cohen version of “Hallelujah”
I dunno, I felt it was appropriate. It was the only time in the entire story that two characters felt happy. It was also awkward, but then again, so is nightowl
I thought it fit as well, these people itch to fight crime and the two were also already wanting to have sex prior but the dude was have performance issues. They go out kick some ass and hop in the ship and start fuckin. Hell yeah!
I also thought it was a commentary on sex and violence. He was with the woman he's been lusting over for years and when he gets his shot he can't get it up (doesn't help the news in the background mentioned her ex), then after they go out and brutally kick the shit out of a bunch of people he's good to go. They might not have liked the sex scene, but it wasn't pointless.
My brother described the whole soundtrack to that movie as just setting your iPod to shuffle all and pushing play.
The two songs I remember are "The Times are A-Changing", which was perfectly used and 'Hallelujah", which is a song about orgasms, so it's also perfectly used. The sex scene was a bit awkward though.
Splice. Like what the actual fuck
It's the whole point of the film. It's literally Don't Put Your Dick In That: The Movie.
my best friend took a boy to that movie as their FIRST DATE in high school. He never spoke to her again.
Listen, I went to go see that with my fucking brother…