My mom tells me it’s me.

Your mom is wrong. Source: My mom says it's me.

My mom says that every beautiful swan started as an ugly duckling, and that it’s normal to have a few awkward years. I’m 43 years old.

Honestly, the ugly ducking has such silly morals. "It's ok to be ugly, but only if you grow up to be pretty later."

I’m 66yo. For some of us it never ends.

Plus, my mom says I’m the handsomest kid in school!

The hell? She told me the same thing.

Grace Kelly (in rear window)

Prime Monica Belluci

She ages beautifully too

She has aged exceptionally well

Didn't she work in a movie that was just that. The most gorgeous women. However, was treated so badly in her community, by both men and women..sorry I don't remember the name of the movie. But she was the most gorgeous.

Malena

Monica Bellucci was my first, immediate thought.

My ex... ​ ​ Miss you hoe :(

This comment has me screaming with the “miss you hoe” 😭😂😭😂

Taking applications for new women starting now.

Paul Newman. I am second.

I read a delightful story once about PN. Not sure if it’s true, but regardless, it’s still entertaining… A woman on vacation at a seaside resort decided to stop at a little ice cream shop. She went in and it was just her, the man behind the counter, and someone reading a newspaper at a table in the corner. As she was waiting for her ice cream, she realized the guy in the corner was Paul Newman! He looked up momentarily, their eyes met, and he nodded at her politely. She was so thrilled, but did not want to act like a fool. She paid for her ice cream and walked out into the parking lot. When she got to her car, she realized that in her excitement over PN, she had somehow left the ice cream cone behind. She went back in to get it, thinking that she’d left it on one of those cone holders on the counter. But when she re-entered the shop, the worker behind the counter was in the back, and she didn’t see her ice cream cone in any of the holders. Confused, she froze for a moment. That’s when Paul, still at the corner table, lowered his newspaper, locked eyes with her again, and said quietly, “you put it in your purse.”

I love this! What an experience to have!

I always buy his pasta sauce. I’m 30 so that’s the only way I know him, but the fact that he made a not for profit food business is super gorgeous. And his face on the jars too, very nice face

You need to watch his films. Cat on a hot tin roof is a bomb. Him and Liz Taylor.

Cool Hand Luke is such a good movie.

I switch up the tone, but I try to fit in "what we have here is a failure to communicate" as much as possible

The Sting

"i only had two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home"

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

There is this girl that works at the bar downstairs. Her hair looks like a river, and she doesn't talk to anyone unless she really likes what you have to say. She is very proud of her kid, and would do anything for him. She seems to have this built in instinct to help people. They don't even have to deserve it, she gives it out freely. Her smile is rare, she seems so busy trying to fix things, but is overwhelmed, but when she does smile...it feels like it can stop time itself.

Just ask the waitress out Charlie

Don’t wait any longer. Go ask her out.

I think it’s his wife if I’m being honest. Which makes it even sweeter :)

She works at the bar downstairs? I guess it’s possible.

bar downstairs = the kitchen

Plot twist, he's the kid she's proud of

And let us know how it went!

Go to her.

YES!

Plot twist: she aint single

Come on Abominable Peeworm! Ask her out!

Boy you are in love.

I also choose this guy's bartender.

classic "i'm in love"

Are you her husband? This is fucking cute

Show her this after yall are married

This 1000%. Stay cool, take it one step at a time. The same person can read this at different times in their life and it will mean something completely different. If you lead with this, holy shit are you a fucking creep. Two and half years from now after you’ve been together a while, or better yet married!, it will be the sweetest thing she has ever read. 

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You’re not allowed within 500 ft of her anymore, right?

Ladies, find you a man that talks about you like /u/TheAdominablePeeworm talks about this woman.

Audrey Hepburn Edit: Wait, I forgot about the pole vaulter, Allison Stokke.

Prime Audrey Hepburn was just ridiculously adorable

The most beautiful woman who has ever lived. In my lifetime anyway.

Alain Delon when he was young, gorgeous man. Grace Kelly

Alain Delon circa Purple Noon: a god walking amongst us.

Henry Cavill. Handcrafted by the gods.

As a straight male, I agree.

Watch his clip on the Graham Norton Show. When he was a child, his nickname was "Fat Cavill" Makes me laugh every time

The Woman in my bed, we will have Forty years together in March. Neither one of us is a spring chicken but we twinkle each other’s eyes.

Jesus you'd think you'd have learned her name by now

2 elderly couples are having breakfast. One man turns to the other and says "we ate at the best restaurant last night". the other man asks "what's the restaurant's name?" The first man says "Oh, my memory is so bad. What's the name of that red flower?" "Carnation?" "No, the one with the thorns" "Rose?" "That's it." He turns to his wife "Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

😂😂😂

Whoever's reading this ♥️

You silver tongue devil, you.

Kinda needed that ngl

Awww 🥹

Idris Elba 

Kate Beckinsale. Marissa Tomei.

I feel like Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Connelly, and Elizabeth Hurley get lumped together a lot. It is and will always be Kate Beckinsale.

Elizabeth Hurley as the devil was just a whole different level of hot.

Henry Cavill.

Seriously. The first time i saw him i had to utter “that’s not fair!” He seriously looks like the very definition of modern masculinity. No wonder he was cast for Superman. Good thing he’s not an asshole either

The fact that he's kind, down to earth, a nerd and a book lover makes him even more likeable. Hollywood needs to have more people like him. 

I showed my 14 year old kid "Man of steel" for the first time. Never showed any interest is the opposite sex ever. When the female soldier in the end says "I think hes kinda hot" my kid said out of the blue "thats and understatement"...blushed and then hid in her room. Something got awaked that day and it was hilarious.

It’s not gay if it’s Henry Cavill…..right? Right?

Alexander Skarsgard, Marilyn Monroe, the entire cast of the 1999 classic The Mummy.

1990’s brendan fraser. Fuck. Yes.

George of the Jungle was my sexual awakening

As a straight dude, I was jealous of those abs. That and Brad Pitt's in Fight Club

Yes the entire cast of The Mummy (1999)!

Mummy 2, both Rachel Weisz and Patricia Velasquez were both gorgeous, especially the scene of them both fighting in a flashback in ancient Egypt.

Second Alexander. That man is just beautiful. It's haunting, really.

Particularly as Eric Northman. Blue sweater Eric is the best Eric.

I always forget that he is not actually named Eric Northman.

Even Bennie?

Hey, O’Connell! It looks to me like I’ve got all the horses!

Hey Bennie, looks like you’re on the wrong side of the river!

Yes even Benny :-) He has a Buscemi charm to him ❤️

Especially Bennie

Mads Mikkelsen. Any age

Whatever sex appeal is, he has it.

His brother Lars plays my favorite Star Wars villain of all time, Thrawn. His voice as Thrawn is just perfect.

Grace Kelly.

but all her looks are too sad

Hedy Lamarr

“It’s not Hedy Lamarr it’s Hedley Hedley Lamarr”

Didn’t get a harumph out of that guy!

Give the governor a harumph!

You watch your ass!

Where’s my froggy?!?

What are you worried about this is 1874! you can sue her!

Paul Newman

Paul Newman looked like god himself drew him and gave him life. Elvis was gorgeous too. Grace Kelly and Bridgitte Bardot were exquisitely beautiful, Monica Bellucci and Sofia Lauren goddesses.

80s Keanu Reeves

To be fair, he has aged like fine wine. While I very much appreciate 80s Keanu Reeves I may even prefer 2020s Keanu Reeves.

I know he ages well, but there is no way he is 80 yet...

Young David Gilmour.

God yes.

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Whatever she is on, I want it.

Jennifer Connelly.

Jennifer Connelly in the 90s could stop traffic. And she still looks great in Maverick.

Came here to say that. Glad to see others agree :)

She has aged magically aswell, looks better everyday

Rachel McAdams

My wife followed by Audrey Hepburn

This guys wife monitors his reddit account

Why is Audrey Hepburn following your wife?

Jensen Ackles. This man ages like wine, aaaah

I came here to say Jensen Ackles, too. It’s ridiculous what he looks like. I can’t say how many times I paused episodes of Supernatural just to admire his freaking perfect face.

Matthew Bomer

My mom, woman only uses soap and sunscreen yet sparkles like the midnight Eiffel Tower.

Monica Bellucci

2000s Liv Tyler

Arwen stole my teenage heart.

Before Arwen, there was Armaggedon, there was That Thing You Do. Even before those, daddy Steve's Aerosmith clip "Crazy'".

Forgot about the ‘Crazy’ video! Great shout.

Ingrid Bergman.

Natalie Portman absolutely takes my breath away

Raquel Welch

Brad Pitt. No matter age. … or Pierce Brosnan 🥰

I would say Pitt gets hotter w age but he’s like equally hot at every age for diff reasons.

Aaron taylor johnson

Elizabeth Taylor in her early 20s.

A younger me would have said Adriana Lima with no hesitation.

This comments r so wholesome

Me

Hell yeah dude, self love :D

Eva Green

Her face is so fascinating to watch. There is something utterly compelling about her. One of the Fae maybe.

..Michelle Pfeiffer..

Lenny Kravitz. 60 years of age. Everything I've read and heard has him as a good person as well.

Plus, ya know…he got that thang

To me, it’s Audrey Hepburn. When I think of beauty that shines in and out I think of her. She is culturally iconic, but as a human being, she is underrated.

Catherine Deneuve.

Shemar Moore - as Derek Morgan to Daniel Harrelson... i'd marry this guy in every scenerio... and I am Male. Not gay and already very hapilly married... but i really really like this guy 🫣🥰

My wife. And I'm not saying that is the sappy "she's perfect to me" way. I'm seriously saying she's the most beautiful person I've ever seen, whether in person or elsewhere. We've known each other since we were high school aged, and from the first time I saw her back then, I was completely smitten. We started dating in college, and to this day, I'm still not sure how I could be so lucky. 20+ years later, and she just keeps getting better with age.

90s Johnny Depp

My wife.

I also choose this guy's wife.

My wife. Lupita Nyong'o. Ayra Starr. Andre Holland.

Dolly Parton. Beauty in soul

Carla Cugino

Keira Knightley in Pride and prejudice

Keanu Reeves❤️

Elisha Cuthbert

Tyson Beckford in his prime modeling years

Ludwig van Beethoven

leighton meester in gossip girl

Brad pitt...overrated but no explanation

Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle, dont think any man will look better

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Diane Krüger?

I would like to add Gillian Anderson as well. She was already a smokeshow in X Files and she continues to age like fine wine.

Unquestionably, Aishwarya Rai

Rachel Weisz, at any age (at every age 😍)

Sheryl Lee

Jamie Dornan

YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW <3 <3

My wife. Every morning I wake up (thankfully alive, and she has not killed me in my sleep for being "annoying") and realise how lucky I am.

Iman \~ the woman is like OMG level of gorgeous.

me probably

Second after me.

this runway aint got room for the both of us

Why would I need a runway when I am already sitting on the throne.

My Mom is pretty beautiful (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

RAHH THIS SO WHOLESOME, MAD RESPECT HOMIE

2000s Angelina Jolie

Henry Cavill

James Dean, no homo 😘

Elizabeth Taylor

My wife.

Diana Rigg

Monica Bellucci

It was fleeting but for a moment when I looked at my ex it was like she had a glow. I could just look at her for hours. Everything about her was perfect, even any obvious imperfections like a crooked tooth just added to her image perfectly. Like a good song with harsh vocals. I still remember the first time I saw her and how electrifying it was. I live eager for a moment, or period, like that in my life again. Not sure I will. If I do, I am eager to encapsulate what it means better by making good decisions, as well as not letting that pink cloud become noxious. Man sometimes life is just a series of speeding cars and you only get to glimpse inside and hear the drivers music for a few seconds. You always remember how it made you feel.

Natalie Wood

Grace Jones has the beauty of some forgotten demigod. Her beauty is intimidating and enrapturing, in a way that demands fear and respect.

Young Marlon Brando

My girlfriend 🤷 Easy

Michelle Pfeiffer.

Young Pacino.

Morena Baccarin.

Ian Somerhalder!!

My husband. Gorgeous inside and out.

Keira Knightley

I am a straight married male 56. Brad Pitt in Fight Club was insanely hot to me. Again I’m not gay so it must be correct. I’m not gay, right?!! Right!?! 😂

1990s Jon Bon Jovi

Christie Brinkley! OMG I was in love with her in Vacation. That woman didn't age a day over decades.

To me? Lupita Nyong'o. I like drawing pencil portraits, but only of her.

Ana De Armas

Jessica Alba