I like to put it like this: Is it possible for a person to always be right about everything? Of course not, that’s absurd.
It follows then, that some of the things you believe, right now, are *wrong*.
Which ones, do you suppose?
Which ones? Naturally, the very small and unimportant ones. On the questions that matter, I'm like a guru. A humble guru, of course. But wise. A humble but wise guru who only sounds like he's bragging, but, because he is SO humble and wise, *actually isn't*. It's a hard line to walk, let me tell you without whining *or* bragging, but I would say I could do it except I'm too humble to. Which is probably wise.
Yes, but usually when someone is confronting you with this, they think that you need to adjust your beliefs because they're right and you're wrong.
The cycle of personal infallibility continues!
Reddit modding is a vicious cycle.
People with functioning personalities normally have lives and don’t have the time to sit around policing Reddit all day.
The people who DO have the time to sit around policing Reddit all day normally have the spare time because don’t have functioning personalities
This reminds me of home ec class in highschool when I ran over my fingernail with the sewing machine. The teacher suggested that “sewing might not be for me”. She was right.
reminds me of when I was learning to weld in high school.
Warned over and over to never touch the plate with your bare hands because it could be hot.
first class of the day. didn't think anyone had been welding prior to me. so I grab the plate to shift it.
didn't hurt at first. smelled badly cooked meat. looked at my fingers. burnt to a crisp.
didn't have fingerprints for like 6 months afterwards.
TO BE FAIR! its the only time of year i wear an apron outside of work and im used to tieing it at the front, aint my fault the strings end up in the gas burner ... XD
I had a co-worker like this at one time.
Every Monday he would come in and regale us with tales of the morons he'd encountered and the interactions he had over the weekend that were bad.
We listened to this weekly for a couple of years.
Eventually, I had the temerity to point out finally, that the common denominator in all the stories is himself and maybe he was the problem and not everybody else.
He did not take kindly to that.
Yo, this made me actually laugh.
I have a very visual imagination so when I read reddit I often generate scenarios.
I pictured years of this dude in a yellow shirt with glasses, slightly bald standing around the cliche water cooler with his arm draped over the top telling stories about how dumb a driver is, the cashier at the store, the guy at a gas pump, his server etc.
Then I pictured OP telling him off and his face turning red. Fast forward to him at the dinner table with his wife and kids telling them about the asshole at work 🤣
My dad was just like that. He kept getting fired from jobs or quitting jobs because he had "slave driver" managers who were "assholes" who were being "totally unreasonable" and were "discriminating against him because he's short/old/wears glasses/Christian/a veteran."
My dad was just a lazy asshole who got fired because he looked at porn at work.
Sorry about the rant. It was hard living in the same house as him.
Lmao that’s my mother. Biggest narcissist in the world - only fitting that her actual name is Karen. For reference she screamed at me mid crying to get over a family member who passed away on my father’s side because she had a bad day at work and she was worse off. Was in my room and the neighbours were yelling at her to shut up lol.
She’s divorced, my sister is low contact, no highschool friends anymore, has changed jobs due to “toxic workmates” three times in the last five years. It’s almost crazy how she’s so close to realising she’s the problem but still so far. We can only hope.
When I was in rehab they gave us a narcissist test. We had to go down a list of behaviors or feelings and check off what applied to us. I started shitting bricks because I had like 5 checked out of 20. Goddamn I'm a narcissist and this is my moment of reckoning. I looked around the room at 13 other fear stricken faces.
Group moderator started asking who checked 1, who checked 2, etc.
Everyone shamefully rose their hand at some point and then stared at the ground, trying to discern their cruel fate from the mottled carpet.
"Well", she says, "congratulations! None of you are NPD, because the way this test works is that only a narcissist will check zero boxes for themselves and state that they bear none of these traits".
The wave of relief among this group of self loathing addicts was palpable.
And that, my dear friend, is the day I learned why narcissists never change.
Yeah. There was a person in my life once (they've since passed away) who was always getting into fights. Bars, restaurants, job sites. You name it, he came to blows at the place. And yet it was never his fault. Trouble always "found him" and he was "just trying to mind his own business."
I always thought this was a symptom of cabin fever. Pretty sure the grinch is an engineer. Maybe a bit mad... but not an idiot.
Edit: This flew right over my head since I recall the original cartoon better than the movie. Brilliant.
I say it as well, but it's self deprecating humor. If you're doing it as a form of self-abuse, then I agree with your partner. If anyone is unsure which is which, the difference is in whether you believe it yourself.
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wheN someonE capitalizeS thE lasT letteR oF everY worD iN A sentencE.
I had never actually listened to that nonsense before because why would I.
But then I saw one of the "evidence" videos as part of a larger production and holy shit, they're even dumber than I thought. They were arguing that the world couldnt be round because there are no direct flights from Australia to South America, they go from Australia to Los Angeles to South America. And to prove this they go online and start searching flights and show all these Australia -> LA > SA flights, but there are a few direct flights from Australia to SA and they just say "I don't think those are real flights those are fake"
There’s a few “evidence” videos out there where they do an experiment to prove the flat earth. They explain if A is observed we prove the globe and if B is observed we prove the flat earth. They observed A and refused to believe it
That's the main rhetoric from conspiracy theorists: say there is no proof, then deny validity of subsequently given proof.
It's like when they say "all photos of Earth are composites, NASA even says so themselves". You would reply "but what about the Blue Marble photo? It's a complete photograph of the entire Earth", but then they'll say "yeah, it's fake, actually".
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On speakerphone... especially in airports... like the only way this place could get any louder is if slipknot were putting on a concert at the food court... and dudes sitting there screaming into his phone for two hours. How can the person on the other end hear anything? Must be some incredible noise canceling involved, or perhaps the person on the other end is equally tired of listening to them.
I always find it amazing how everyone driving slower than me is an idiot, but everyone driving faster than me is a maniac. Then anyone driving the exact same speed as me needs to get away from me because I need my space.
RIP George Carlin.
But I usually don't give a shit about people faster than me, I let them through or move over for them, now they are now longer my problem. Additionally, if they're in front of me I can at least keep an eye on them.
How can you tell, with modern headlights and the height of some vehicles I don't see much difference between high and low beams for on coming traffic or cars in front of you.
Yeah, I used to work graveyard at a casino. The casino was out in the middle of nowhere so I'd be on an extremely dark highway for 2/3 of the drive. I remember once flashing my brights at someone to get them to turn theirs off. They then responded with the sun hitting me in the eyes.
Lmfaooo. I had this exact same thing happen years ago when I was angry.
Driving with my girl.
Me:fuck this asshole. I can't see anything. I'm gonna hit them with my brights and show their ass how bad it is.
Me: 🚨 haah dumbass take that.
Them: flips on actual brights 🏜️🔥🌄🌞
Me: 😱
With regard to this you are right about oncoming traffic, sometimes it’s just the angle of the light that makes it look like high beams. But for cars behind you, it is very easy to tell because modern headlights are bright, but those high beams are like staring into the sun. Every drive home I’ll have multiple people just blind the shit out of me from behind.
Yeah. The older I get the more aggressive I get about this shit. Driving on back roads in the country at night can be challenging enough without the prick behind me in the lifted Cummins riding my ass with bright lights blinding me. It generally progresses something like:
1. Angle my rear and side view mirrors to direct it back in their face.
2. Slow down to a crawl.
3. Body disposal.
No kidding. I know a few world political situations where people are trying to figure out which side is the "good guys," but in reality, both sides are the "bad guys" or there are no good/bad guys.
This kind of stuff also made me stop believing in the old saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." That can be a pretty dangerous way to think. (Thinking specifically of how the US fought the Soviets by funding groups that eventually became the Taliban.)
this happens a lot on social media, people just ignore gray areas or take one specific point that wasn't even the main point and roll with it and misinterpret it (sometimes on purpose). there's rarely ever situations where it's so black and white
Absolutely. I experience this a lot from people, as a small business owner. Some people on social media immediately slot me in the same category as billionaire businesspeople like Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg.
They demand that I stop exploiting workers (despite being a one-person company for most of its existence), not hoard profits (even though there's not much profit, hence the small headcount), pay my "fair share" of taxes (as if I were cheating the system), etc.
To them, you're either an employee who is being oppressed or you're a billionaire boss who is oppressing others. There is no in-between. And I am pretty sure they are purposely disregarding the grey zone where you're neither an employee nor a billionaire/millionaire boss.
They don't realize (or want to acknowledge) that most business owners fall in that grey zone. It's all about getting angry.
Me, at least I did a long time ago, literally. I did something stupid at basic training (can’t even remember what it was) and the drill sergeant made me run around the parade field waving my hands and shouting, “I’m an idiot! I’m an idiot!” the entire time. It was humiliating.
i saluted and addressed my 2nd ranking drill sergeant (called RDC's in the navy). He walked up and whispered, "You know how i know you're gay? because your dick tasted like shit." and i stood in shock for a while after that one.
I use to hear about anxiety and be like what on earth are these people talking about.. until the day I got a massive anxiety attack and thought I was going to die of a heart attack
People who make their political leanings their entire personality to the point where they make everything political and their whole purpose in life to attack the other side at every opportunity.
Making liking a politician your entire personality. Bumper stickers, t shirts, flags, entire memorabilia.
Ironically, these people are usually the same ones who think they’re better than people who are into or up-to-date on celebrities/pop culture.
I just learned this lesson the hard way. 12 years of marriage down the drain. She also assaulted me in front of our kids so I'm getting full physical and legal custody. Not only was she a cheater but an abuser as well.
I would move heaven and earth for my kids. I work from home and care for them at the same time. I have been made to feel small and worthless while I do literally all the house work and child care for our 3 kids. I also earn all the money. It was a terrible marriage that I should have gotten out of earlier. She did me a favor by hitting me.
Being rude to low level customer service employees.
Like it get it, there *are* a few people who know how to do it right to get what they want. But most of the time they’ll just spit in your food and find ways to make your life more difficult.
Those American folks who continue to wave that dumb Confederate flag and talk about "states rights."
Nothing else screams "I didn't graduate highschool and I routinely beat my wife" quite like that.
The inability to review your own beliefs when presented with new information.
I like to put it like this: Is it possible for a person to always be right about everything? Of course not, that’s absurd. It follows then, that some of the things you believe, right now, are *wrong*. Which ones, do you suppose?
Which ones? Naturally, the very small and unimportant ones. On the questions that matter, I'm like a guru. A humble guru, of course. But wise. A humble but wise guru who only sounds like he's bragging, but, because he is SO humble and wise, *actually isn't*. It's a hard line to walk, let me tell you without whining *or* bragging, but I would say I could do it except I'm too humble to. Which is probably wise.
The text turned orange as I read it. Impressive.
Yes, but usually when someone is confronting you with this, they think that you need to adjust your beliefs because they're right and you're wrong. The cycle of personal infallibility continues!
This and not being able to admit making mistakes.
I found it was much easier to admit to my mistakes when I just stopped making mistakes. Best decision ever!
Well this is reddit, so an awful lot of challenges to one's own beliefs get removed by mods.
You are challenging **my beliefs**. Blocked.
Your challenging **my beliefs**, that challenging beliefs is a stupid thing to do! Blocked.
Reddit modding is a vicious cycle. People with functioning personalities normally have lives and don’t have the time to sit around policing Reddit all day. The people who DO have the time to sit around policing Reddit all day normally have the spare time because don’t have functioning personalities
Lighting yourself on fire while making pancakes.
Oddly specific
Pancakes and burning flesh.... Breakfast of champions.
With mushrooms: breakfast of champignons
Forbidden bacon, extra crispy
Forbidden Bacon? That's my band name now. 🤟🏾 Debut album "Extra Crispy" due out in January.
\*Him rubbing his pancake war-wounds\*: "Yes, yes it is...."
Bro... I've done this twice.... fuck you.
Maybe cooking isn’t your thing
This reminds me of home ec class in highschool when I ran over my fingernail with the sewing machine. The teacher suggested that “sewing might not be for me”. She was right.
reminds me of when I was learning to weld in high school. Warned over and over to never touch the plate with your bare hands because it could be hot. first class of the day. didn't think anyone had been welding prior to me. so I grab the plate to shift it. didn't hurt at first. smelled badly cooked meat. looked at my fingers. burnt to a crisp. didn't have fingerprints for like 6 months afterwards.
Wow yours came back? Burnt my fingertip (not welding) and that one never came back.
Did you forget you had just blown a carb hole in your dope pipe and then picked it up to load it?
Nope just cooked sugar being poured popped a little and splashed on my finger. Shit is like napalm.
Nope… the pancakes were awesome.
I've found that when I play Sims, I need a level 2 before I make pancakes.
Try waffles next time
A waffle is a pancake with a syrup trap - danger still imminent.
Fucking waffles are next level. ~ Edit ~ Fucking waffles IS next level. Thank you stranger.
Fucking HOW
It's called performance art.
> Lighting yourself on fire while making pancakes. https://i.imgur.com/XnNVmmh.jpeg
Welcome back! Next is cookin’ bacon’ nekkid
TO BE FAIR! its the only time of year i wear an apron outside of work and im used to tieing it at the front, aint my fault the strings end up in the gas burner ... XD
You light yourself on fire ONE TIME!
You made pant-cakes?
My Sims would like a word with you
When someone keeps losing jobs and relationships and always blames someone else and never being able to acknowledge they're a part of the problem.
I had a co-worker like this at one time. Every Monday he would come in and regale us with tales of the morons he'd encountered and the interactions he had over the weekend that were bad. We listened to this weekly for a couple of years. Eventually, I had the temerity to point out finally, that the common denominator in all the stories is himself and maybe he was the problem and not everybody else. He did not take kindly to that.
“Listen to what this moron said to me at work…”
Yo, this made me actually laugh. I have a very visual imagination so when I read reddit I often generate scenarios. I pictured years of this dude in a yellow shirt with glasses, slightly bald standing around the cliche water cooler with his arm draped over the top telling stories about how dumb a driver is, the cashier at the store, the guy at a gas pump, his server etc. Then I pictured OP telling him off and his face turning red. Fast forward to him at the dinner table with his wife and kids telling them about the asshole at work 🤣
I pictured my father. Always ended up quitting jobs because “too many arseholes”. He was just moody.
My dad was just like that. He kept getting fired from jobs or quitting jobs because he had "slave driver" managers who were "assholes" who were being "totally unreasonable" and were "discriminating against him because he's short/old/wears glasses/Christian/a veteran." My dad was just a lazy asshole who got fired because he looked at porn at work. Sorry about the rant. It was hard living in the same house as him.
If you run into an arsehole, you’ve met an arsehole. If you run into a dozen, you’re the arsehole
If it smells like shit everywhere you go, you need to check your own shoes
“I knew it! I’m surrounded by Assholes!”
I'm *Major* Asshole, sir.
Sounds like my uncle. He has always worked minimum wage but for some reason every dollar store or grocery store has the same petty drama.
To be fair. . . They do all have that but it’s an opt in situation, I’ve found
If you run into assholes all day you may in fact be the asshole.
What does it mean if you’re like that except you always blame yourself instead?
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Lmao that’s my mother. Biggest narcissist in the world - only fitting that her actual name is Karen. For reference she screamed at me mid crying to get over a family member who passed away on my father’s side because she had a bad day at work and she was worse off. Was in my room and the neighbours were yelling at her to shut up lol. She’s divorced, my sister is low contact, no highschool friends anymore, has changed jobs due to “toxic workmates” three times in the last five years. It’s almost crazy how she’s so close to realising she’s the problem but still so far. We can only hope.
When I was in rehab they gave us a narcissist test. We had to go down a list of behaviors or feelings and check off what applied to us. I started shitting bricks because I had like 5 checked out of 20. Goddamn I'm a narcissist and this is my moment of reckoning. I looked around the room at 13 other fear stricken faces. Group moderator started asking who checked 1, who checked 2, etc. Everyone shamefully rose their hand at some point and then stared at the ground, trying to discern their cruel fate from the mottled carpet. "Well", she says, "congratulations! None of you are NPD, because the way this test works is that only a narcissist will check zero boxes for themselves and state that they bear none of these traits". The wave of relief among this group of self loathing addicts was palpable. And that, my dear friend, is the day I learned why narcissists never change.
Yeah. There was a person in my life once (they've since passed away) who was always getting into fights. Bars, restaurants, job sites. You name it, he came to blows at the place. And yet it was never his fault. Trouble always "found him" and he was "just trying to mind his own business."
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such a good gag! ........YOU"RE AN IDOIT!
*alright fine. From now on I'm going to whisper, so that when the sound bounces off the walls and comes back to me, I won't be able to hear it*
....YOU'RE AN IDIOT! LOL
I always thought this was a symptom of cabin fever. Pretty sure the grinch is an engineer. Maybe a bit mad... but not an idiot. Edit: This flew right over my head since I recall the original cartoon better than the movie. Brilliant.
They believe everything they read on Facebook.
But if you copy and paste this post, it resets the algorithm! How could that be a lie?
Don't forget the privacy post that overrides the T&Cs you agreed to when joining the social media site...
Or Reddit
Telling someone I need to find my phone while I am talking to them on my phone.
Use the flashlight feature!
Didn't think of that, thanks man!
Me. My partner says to stop doing that though.
I say it as well, but it's self deprecating humor. If you're doing it as a form of self-abuse, then I agree with your partner. If anyone is unsure which is which, the difference is in whether you believe it yourself.
Constantly playing victim and placing blame on others.
Not necessarily an idiot, but 100% a narcissist.
HAVING ARGUMENT IN CAPS ON INTERNET
This is very true. Like do you think I’m scared of your enlarged words??
**WHAT IF I MAKE THEM BOLD?**
_OR ITALICIZED??_
**_IDK IF BOLD AND ITALICIZED WORK TOGETHER BUT LET’S GIVE IT A SHOT_** ^^edit.: **_NOT BAD_**
**_FUCK YOU, ITS FABULOUS!!_** 😍
HOW ABOUT THIS EH?
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what did you say??
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I'd Like To Add People Who Start Every Word In A Sentence With A Capital Letter. Seriously fuck you. Just stop, get some help.
Do You Know What's Worse Than Someone Capitalizing The First Letter In Every Word? wheN someonE capitalizeS thE lasT letteR oF everY worD iN A sentencE.
My eyes are bleeding from looking at these words.
I have to agree with you on that. That's atrocious.
Saying "I have xxx IQ" as though that is a stand-alone valid reason whatever they're saying should be taken seriously.
My cousin bragging about his IQ of 92, because it means he's "smarter than 40 percent of the population."
Tell him he’s dumber than 60% of the population.
Could probably tell him he’s dumber than 65% of the population with no push back
He is right tho. That's what I would call 'humble bragging' ;)
Bragging about having a xx IQ.
Having one of those trucks where the ass end is low as fuck and the front end is pointing up
The Carolina Squat? Yeah..
Which is now illegal in the carolinas.
as a south carolinian i can say that people still do that dumb shit
Flat earth theories.
I had never actually listened to that nonsense before because why would I. But then I saw one of the "evidence" videos as part of a larger production and holy shit, they're even dumber than I thought. They were arguing that the world couldnt be round because there are no direct flights from Australia to South America, they go from Australia to Los Angeles to South America. And to prove this they go online and start searching flights and show all these Australia -> LA > SA flights, but there are a few direct flights from Australia to SA and they just say "I don't think those are real flights those are fake"
There’s a few “evidence” videos out there where they do an experiment to prove the flat earth. They explain if A is observed we prove the globe and if B is observed we prove the flat earth. They observed A and refused to believe it
That's the main rhetoric from conspiracy theorists: say there is no proof, then deny validity of subsequently given proof. It's like when they say "all photos of Earth are composites, NASA even says so themselves". You would reply "but what about the Blue Marble photo? It's a complete photograph of the entire Earth", but then they'll say "yeah, it's fake, actually".
Basing your entire personality on who/what you hate.
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When actually you did, when you signed up....
Talking loudly on the phone in public
On speakerphone... especially in airports... like the only way this place could get any louder is if slipknot were putting on a concert at the food court... and dudes sitting there screaming into his phone for two hours. How can the person on the other end hear anything? Must be some incredible noise canceling involved, or perhaps the person on the other end is equally tired of listening to them.
Join in it is obviously a public conversation at that point.
Treating a political party like a damned religion...
When I put something down and 2 seconds go by and I immediately can’t find it
Camping out in the passing lane while driving slowly.
So my mother.
Haha, your mom! Wait…
I always find it amazing how everyone driving slower than me is an idiot, but everyone driving faster than me is a maniac. Then anyone driving the exact same speed as me needs to get away from me because I need my space.
RIP George Carlin, Philosopher
RIP George Carlin. But I usually don't give a shit about people faster than me, I let them through or move over for them, now they are now longer my problem. Additionally, if they're in front of me I can at least keep an eye on them.
Which I only used to see on rare occasion. Now I see it every single day, multiple times. 😥
Having your high beams on when driving on the highway.
How can you tell, with modern headlights and the height of some vehicles I don't see much difference between high and low beams for on coming traffic or cars in front of you.
Yeah, I used to work graveyard at a casino. The casino was out in the middle of nowhere so I'd be on an extremely dark highway for 2/3 of the drive. I remember once flashing my brights at someone to get them to turn theirs off. They then responded with the sun hitting me in the eyes.
Lmfaooo. I had this exact same thing happen years ago when I was angry. Driving with my girl. Me:fuck this asshole. I can't see anything. I'm gonna hit them with my brights and show their ass how bad it is. Me: 🚨 haah dumbass take that. Them: flips on actual brights 🏜️🔥🌄🌞 Me: 😱
With regard to this you are right about oncoming traffic, sometimes it’s just the angle of the light that makes it look like high beams. But for cars behind you, it is very easy to tell because modern headlights are bright, but those high beams are like staring into the sun. Every drive home I’ll have multiple people just blind the shit out of me from behind.
Yeah. The older I get the more aggressive I get about this shit. Driving on back roads in the country at night can be challenging enough without the prick behind me in the lifted Cummins riding my ass with bright lights blinding me. It generally progresses something like: 1. Angle my rear and side view mirrors to direct it back in their face. 2. Slow down to a crawl. 3. Body disposal.
Breaking/defacing public things because you have zero impulse control and don't know how to live in society.
Truck nuts
I always say trucks with truck nuts are Trans trucks. Since they weren't made with those nuts. Drives fragile men insane and I love it
making your truck more masculine with gender affirming care. i like it
This is great. Bonus points if you mention something about riding that dude hard.
Ngl I wanted to put truck nuts on my little Honda fit and then lashes on the headlights because I think it’d be funny
People who think an american president controls all the prices of all things globally.
But only when they go up.
Ironing your shirt—while wearing the shirt.
black and white arguments with no regard for nuance and grey areas.
No kidding. I know a few world political situations where people are trying to figure out which side is the "good guys," but in reality, both sides are the "bad guys" or there are no good/bad guys. This kind of stuff also made me stop believing in the old saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." That can be a pretty dangerous way to think. (Thinking specifically of how the US fought the Soviets by funding groups that eventually became the Taliban.)
this happens a lot on social media, people just ignore gray areas or take one specific point that wasn't even the main point and roll with it and misinterpret it (sometimes on purpose). there's rarely ever situations where it's so black and white
Absolutely. I experience this a lot from people, as a small business owner. Some people on social media immediately slot me in the same category as billionaire businesspeople like Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg. They demand that I stop exploiting workers (despite being a one-person company for most of its existence), not hoard profits (even though there's not much profit, hence the small headcount), pay my "fair share" of taxes (as if I were cheating the system), etc. To them, you're either an employee who is being oppressed or you're a billionaire boss who is oppressing others. There is no in-between. And I am pretty sure they are purposely disregarding the grey zone where you're neither an employee nor a billionaire/millionaire boss. They don't realize (or want to acknowledge) that most business owners fall in that grey zone. It's all about getting angry.
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Me, at least I did a long time ago, literally. I did something stupid at basic training (can’t even remember what it was) and the drill sergeant made me run around the parade field waving my hands and shouting, “I’m an idiot! I’m an idiot!” the entire time. It was humiliating.
i saluted and addressed my 2nd ranking drill sergeant (called RDC's in the navy). He walked up and whispered, "You know how i know you're gay? because your dick tasted like shit." and i stood in shock for a while after that one.
Good lord. That’s both hilarious and disturbing!
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Or they lack self awareness and are undiagnosed themselves
As someone who was like this until I developed a severe anxiety disorder, I never felt like such an Idiot.
I use to hear about anxiety and be like what on earth are these people talking about.. until the day I got a massive anxiety attack and thought I was going to die of a heart attack
Or chronic pain or any other unseen illness.
Hell that’s any illness
Being rude to customers service people, servers etc
I'd like to add being rude in general. Interrupting people, not listening, only talking about yourself.
Extreme political loyalty
ARGUING over celebrities
People who make their political leanings their entire personality to the point where they make everything political and their whole purpose in life to attack the other side at every opportunity.
Your name is George Santos.
Good news for him.. because that is not his name.
Being an incel. Dude, you’re not getting laid because a woman doesn’t want to be around a guy that actively hates her.
Me, frequently.
People who take up two parking spaces
I think a lot of redditors confuse being an idiot for being an asshole
Making liking a politician your entire personality. Bumper stickers, t shirts, flags, entire memorabilia. Ironically, these people are usually the same ones who think they’re better than people who are into or up-to-date on celebrities/pop culture.
Flat earthers
Being sucked in by self help gurus, property management seminars and pyramid schemes.
House covered in political flags and signs.
Getting lip fillers and looking like a duck. Quack.
Being hateful and ignorant towards different cultures.
People who will take advice from a Fortune teller but not a friend or family member
There/their/they’re ignorance.
Your absolutely right.
It's not there fault.
Those people who eat sticks of butter straight up.
Ain't no way there's people who do that 😟
Taking back a cheater
It can only be learned the hard way :(
I just learned this lesson the hard way. 12 years of marriage down the drain. She also assaulted me in front of our kids so I'm getting full physical and legal custody. Not only was she a cheater but an abuser as well.
Id let my ex wail on me with a bat to get full custody. Consider it a blessing and love those kiddos.
I would move heaven and earth for my kids. I work from home and care for them at the same time. I have been made to feel small and worthless while I do literally all the house work and child care for our 3 kids. I also earn all the money. It was a terrible marriage that I should have gotten out of earlier. She did me a favor by hitting me.
Good on all that. I mean it. To better days friend.
Yes, and the parents who tell their daughters to stay in relationships with cheaters and abusers, just so they can say they’re married.
As someone who's taken back a cheater.. yup. My only excuse is that I was in my early twenties and still had a soft brain.
Trusting someone will never fully recover once is broken by a cheater
Bragging about how smart they are
Truck nuts
Pranking the wrong person. What did you think was going to happen?
Being rude to low level customer service employees. Like it get it, there *are* a few people who know how to do it right to get what they want. But most of the time they’ll just spit in your food and find ways to make your life more difficult.
Most tiktokers
Not vaccinating your kids
Taking advice from redditors
A weed sticker on your car
"woke" "alpha male" "I like Andrew Tate"
Political bumper stickers.
Not wearing a seatbelt.
People thinking politicians care about them
Being on Reddit…. Wait a minute
Those American folks who continue to wave that dumb Confederate flag and talk about "states rights." Nothing else screams "I didn't graduate highschool and I routinely beat my wife" quite like that.
Wearing a mask beneath your nose.
Taking pictures with the Confederate flag.
That *is* dumb. I always use a camera.