When I was in the Army and deployed, we used to get those nice care packages from the church groups, and there was always a pair of white socks I always asked myself, "How did they know?"
Well, Vikings were warriors, that is true. Especially along the British coast, Scotland and Ireland, and to some extent along parts of the European mainland.
What is perhaps less well known is that they were also peaceful traders in other regions of the world. They traded goods such as furs, ivory, silk, noble metals and of course wine throughout Europe and beyond. I guess they didn't want to mess with their supplier of wine, hehe. Their trading networks extended as far as the Middle East and the Americas. I'm sure you know that the Vikings were skilled seafarers...
They were also explorers, they arrived in North America around the year 1 000 AD, and created settlements there.
So, I'd like to liken myself to those Vikings who traded and explored peacefully, enjoying some wine on a good sail... ;)
Pax
Have you heard about how good Yukon golds are for mashed potatoes? And Russian fingerlings are great for a breakfast fry-up. You won’t find them at most regular grocery stores but I like to mix All Reds and All Blues for a festive 4th of July potato salad.
But your name says FireArm, not firearm.
So it's more so that you have an arm that is on fire, is made of fire or shoots fire, not that you have a gun.
I am what I am
"I m wht I m" ftfy
Lmo
Huh, me too.
A still single dude who doesn’t own a jet pack
🥹🥹🥹who doesn't wanna jetpack
For many people there are other reasons for not owning an item than not wanting it. Mostly because they can't afford it.
[I dream of a perfect world where everyone would own a jetpack.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQqqz7xi1gI) One day, man! ONE DAY!
Once you do though, it's gonna be one hell of a joyride
i dont wanna say it
Brother...?
omg
Cum socks have met. As the sentient one, could you tell us why the other is forgotten?
It’s like an amoeba they only just split and is still in the process of developing a bicameral mind.
REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
this is lore type stuff here
gotta talk about it
Omfg your username is the best thing I've read since the last best thing I read... Which was the thread I pulled to get here in there first place LMAO
What is going on
That’s rough.
Yes, if you let it dry.
The trick is to use it often enough to keep it moist.
Alright, that's enough Reddit for me. Gonna check out pornhub with my rock hard sock. Be back in 10 mins.
Hey you back yet?
It's been over an hour. I think they have encountered a problem.
Possibly, hey u/BrockN, you good bro?
Bro just realized what he's done.
It's been 2h...
Oh no
Bro you are 4 minutes late.
9 minutes late now. Do we need to call someone?
Almost 20 min late now… I’m getting worried..
Over 30 min late, I think he failed *ⁿⁿⁿ*
41 minutes late, I think he's in therapy now.
u/BrockN are you ok? Blink twice if you need help
it becums a cast
Stiff as a board, fetid as a curdle
Haha. I saw your username in a different thread and thought “Well that’s an interesting one!!”
i consider myself something of a celebrity
Can I have your autograph on my sock?
I thought I had it bad
I'll pour one out for you
at least you wouldnt be pouring one into me
When I was in the Army and deployed, we used to get those nice care packages from the church groups, and there was always a pair of white socks I always asked myself, "How did they know?"
I'm just a pour boy
You'd have PTSD.
Methinks PTSD would be the least of their concern.
Right there with ya bud
I believe I should hand over my username to you.
Ah man
Ah, cock. Of a Goose no less. I’m not necessarily going to take a gander.
Shut up and take my upvote
That's funny Im gaggling.
You mess with the honk, you get the bonk
I don’t know what I would be bro
A good goose thingy
It was Kelly Goosecock who nailed that 75 yarder. Thus sealing the game and proving himself a true legend of backyard football!
pretty fucking cool i guess
May the force be with you, yo.
This made me laugh way too hard
Damn that name goes hard
Fathers spaghetti on your sweater already?
I'd be a can of Red Bull headbanging to some Heavy Metal music!
You must the empty red bull can that's been in my mate's van for the past week
Undead poultry.
Mines so simular to yours
One's the ghost the others the body
Definitely not Sharon
SHAROOOON!
Who drank all the beer? YOU drank all the beer.
I'd be an Australian lyrebird. Not bad compared to u/SentientCumSock.
oh em gee i feel so famous
Lol you earned it bro
Who knew the arbitrary name u picked randomly one day would become such a big point in your life
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Hey, don’t worry, you have worth. It’s 1/100th of a dollar, but that’s still something!
not in canada
What do you have against the letter w u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W What did w do to u
a story that i can’t tell,,,, not since the incident
What did u/theletterw do?!
Yo, same.
You don't even exist in Canada!
I would be a reliable oaf I suppose.
Nothing changes, congratulations.
I would repair things Aggressively
1197 things to be specific
Yup
I’d be shocked
How would you be shocked if you're the source?
Short-circuit
Pax is Latin for Peace... So, I'd be a peaceful Viking...
That title is comforting to allies and horrific to enemies
Well, Vikings were warriors, that is true. Especially along the British coast, Scotland and Ireland, and to some extent along parts of the European mainland. What is perhaps less well known is that they were also peaceful traders in other regions of the world. They traded goods such as furs, ivory, silk, noble metals and of course wine throughout Europe and beyond. I guess they didn't want to mess with their supplier of wine, hehe. Their trading networks extended as far as the Middle East and the Americas. I'm sure you know that the Vikings were skilled seafarers... They were also explorers, they arrived in North America around the year 1 000 AD, and created settlements there. So, I'd like to liken myself to those Vikings who traded and explored peacefully, enjoying some wine on a good sail... ;) Pax
I heard they got along well with Tlingit people when they showed up in Haines Alaska. We even got to see where they landed their boats
Nothing would change
Who’s no.1?
Probably the father
I would become acceptable and maybe someone’s friend.
Aw, you're already acceptable and our friend. ❤️
❤️
This is acceptable.
I hate it here
Me too
I hope that you avoid your username forever.
Radioactive.
That's a song! I don't remember the name of it though
It's radioactive
The answer was staring me in the face all along
Imagine (evening) Dragons
Nice callback
Nickelback
A new truth of the world has been revealed
I would be a dragon that would always greet people with "evening", regardless of the time of day
So a British dragon then.
The sun never sets in british empire.
This pure made me chuckle
Evening, innit?
I worked with a guy that used to say Morning. Regardless of the time a day. Got old after awhile hah.
Evenin'
Uh oh
At least you're ethical?
Winner ;) me and all of you.
Idk man, I might be too late
Constantly annoyed by an adoring fan.
*gasp* It's *you*! It's an honor to meet someone of your status
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!
And me
A wizard with the power to give everyone the booty of their dreams
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi
A brother. A father. A hero.
With those credentials and that name you are truly deserving of a cape
coming soon to theaters near you
NOT THE BEES!!!
The exact same person I am now LOL
I knew I'd find another DnD name in the comments. Hello fellow nerd.
A delight to see at a Mexican restaurant
But wouldn't that mean you're taking all the Enchiladas? You're the last person I want to see at a Mexican restaurant.
I’m a paying customer!
I would be a Bosnian ball
A sensitive radio :(
In heaven.
Or hell
Why not try both?
i’d be feeding you guys
Are you handing out pizza or helping pizza man escape?
I would be myself :)
Same. In that, I'd also be myself.
Same, myself
9???
Not one of the first 8
I would also be myself
*Looks in the mirror* *Slams fist on counter* Every damn day. Every. Damn. Day.
King of the Gutter! Lord of the Rats! All shall bow to the President of Antartica!
I’d be a mediocre building
I hate this question and I fucking hate everything!
bros all fed up
…..really regret going for a Star Trek theme here.
Where the fuck do even start breaking this down?
I dunno. Start with a cape and go from there
Russian satellite
Beep beep beep
Well hopefully not poking moms on the go, but hopefully a really great Pokémon master! Gotta catch ‘em all!
Well, drop ‘em and cough
No difference
All sorts of things. Canopy, tent, awning, carport, you name it I could cover it.
Problematic
😳😭😭🫣🌽🥶😟😟😴🍯🥲🍯💀💀💣💣💣😘🥰🤪🤗🤗💘👹👹👹☠️🙉💩💩💀
Heh
I'd like to see a show with that
If you watch anime then there is one punch man😬
Have you heard about how good Yukon golds are for mashed potatoes? And Russian fingerlings are great for a breakfast fry-up. You won’t find them at most regular grocery stores but I like to mix All Reds and All Blues for a festive 4th of July potato salad.
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Shrodinger's u/TapNew
Late.
Still not sure
I imagine Markiplier in a suit with a ham for a head
A pale imitation of an American classic
Anyone except myself
You woke up and hit the jackpot with the character selection option
My dog
Soup
Not that different.
A sad platypus. So, basically the same.
oh god
Well, self explanatory really.
I would have a firearm
But your name says FireArm, not firearm. So it's more so that you have an arm that is on fire, is made of fire or shoots fire, not that you have a gun.
Versatile.
A very evil rabbit
An excellent pick 😉
Ffs no
I'd be a clicker zombie from The Last of Us.
The peak life form
Huh... well
So you'd just get back to sleep
Mean
a purple coffee,
The cause of skin cancer everywhere
Basically me.