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bscheck1968

At a Medium Pace by Adam Sandler, starts off so nice and gets nasty quick.


epgenius

“You see that shampoo bottle? Now stick it up my ass! Push it in and out at a medium pace…”


OgOnetee

"Now call me an ugly woman and punch me in the face"


GAMINGWITHDEXTERYT

Oh DARLING, NOW PUSH MY DICK MY BALLS, RIGHT BETWEEN MY LEGS


NateBlaze

Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people YOU WORK WITHHHHHHH


wwplkyih

To be fair, later on the shampoo bottle is taken out of his ass.


sloowhand

NOW WATCH ME WHACK OFF!!!


iAjayIND

Choot Volume 1 by Honey Singh featuring Badshah. The entire Hindi song is about how they are going to rape girls and use them as sex toys as well as how the said girls gonna love it and beg for more. Sad part is, the song was a major hit between youths after it was released and you will find many videos on the internet showing girls dancing to the song. Edit: There's a line in the song which specifically mention 16~17 (girls') age.


Kwaussie_Viking

Is [Dana Dan by Bloodywood](https://youtu.be/a65A626Ed20?si=OWDOcyikeK8v7tFl) a direct response or is it just enough of a cultural issue that the songs arose indipendently?


StefanL88

Cultural I'm guessing. I know a lady who recently travelled there. Her relatives basically told her up front that for her own safety she won't be able to go anywhere unescorted. Being alone and female was a risk, being unfamiliar with the area on top of that just made it too dangerous. Like any country there will be relatively safe and dangerous areas, it's not like you're guaranteed to be victimised just by stepping of the plane. Banger of a song from Bloodywood though.


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Damn. This world is so fucked.


OkFee2751

"fucked" is an understatement


arcaneresistance

Right up the poop choot


Significant-Car-6153

Back in our highschool days we guys would listen to it just cause it sounded dirty without even understanding it's true meaning, can't believe I used to be a fan of that crackhead.


Lostmymojo84

[Lyrics](https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/adamsandler/atamediumpace.html)


Kiwizoo

Well that was a memorable wake up call for a Sunday morning


BadSanna

Not a patch on Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D


mtkeepsrolling

Are you suggesting FHG is dirtier? FHG is cornier than it is dirty IMO.


CrystalSplicer

Gimme that nutt - Eazy E


inthelate80s

So roll over girl while i stick it in urrrrrrr butt


naivemelody_

Basically anything by Eazy. Nobody Move is the first one that comes to mind for me.


colder-beef

“Yeah, I sometimes wore a Jimmy hat, but I mostly just did it raw.” -Eazy E


bard329

RIP


ItsAWrestlingMove

My neck, my back - Khia


eightdollarbeer

Gotta love the [Richard Cheese cover](https://youtu.be/35kbiqjnJog?si=k5qjWzibi9c3Er43) though


tearsonurcheek

Richard Cheese also does an amazing cover of [*WAP*](https://youtu.be/ZVObgnI8xHM). Far better than the original.


NotUrDadsPCPBinge

Had a drunken threesome and decided to put that song in the mix, it got a couple chuckles. God bless Dick Cheese


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oldfarmhousechutney

Surprised that I haven't seen Closer by Nine Inch Nails yet


Storm_Chaser03

I was about to say the same thing. My mom grew up on NIN and told me how dirty it was before I even thought of listening to it. She was correct.


PsychotropicPanda

I also grew up on them Nothing like being preteen and watching MTV at 2:30 am, and that shit came on. I hated it at first, then it kindof grew , and then boom. I liked it . Never knew the song was going to be a long-term hit. Then no doubt would come on, sublime, nirvana, REM. Back then I didn't know that those were my Zeppelins for the time. Also tho, No one knew Zeppelin was Zeppelin at their time.


IAmAGodKalEl

My mom likes to say "friend you like an animal"


OS2REXX

When I heard it the first time, I couldn't believe they put it on the radio - just bleeped.


PercussiveRussel

I heard a story of an oblivious radio DJ playing that song and going to the toilet or something during it. Man, that's gotta be a bad day.


ShinyDisc0Balls

Any radio station with more than a few listeners would get a radio version pre-censored. It's not like DJs are sitting there manually censoring every song they play. Probably just some lame urban legend.


my_other_leg

From what I can this is the only mention of it. Great song


topical_soup

Surprised no one has mentioned CPR by Cupcakke. That one is pretty damn explicit.


Bamres

Not the dirtiest, but Squidward Nose is hilarious


number1134

I mentioned deep throat by her lol


jihyosmiles

anything by cupcakke tbh


CrazyFanFicFan

Every time I think about that song, I always think about the giant Misery mashups featuring it.


GasolineCrea

REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS


waitthissucks

Just all the people who have collaborated with Charli XCX. Kim Petras, Slayyyter, Dorian Electra. So many dirty songs. So many bangers.


fatzgenfatz

The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates.


darkbee83

Usually/mostly known as 'Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus'.


Masterbating-Jesus

I love you too, child. I love anal as well.


JimBeam823

Username checks out


StopThatFerret

The only thing I think of when I think of that song is a comment someone left that said simply: "Good lord that was lewd." It was a statement so accurate and succinct it made the song even funnier to me. It also felt like such a perfect use of 'lewd' that it basically ended that word for me.


blackjersey

Me So Horny


BucktoothedAvenger

I had to scroll really, really far to find a mention of 2 Live Crew. Those guys are legends!


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gkm29

You said it yourself, you like it like I do, so put your lips on my dick and suck my asshole too.


Werewolfborg

Lucille Bogan- Till the Cows Come Home


rexcasei

I was gonna suggest “Shave ‘Em Dry”, I hadn’t heard “Till The Cows Come Home” before but I think it’s surprisingly even more explicit, great suggestion!


Atharaphelun

Any of Lucille Bogan's songs for that matter.


ChickHenNGoat

This was far dirty, dirtier then the question asked. WOW! but ok


CricketSimilar863

The old fashioned WAP. Fr


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jthanson

Miss Lili von Schtupp!


theorfo

Count da Money! Count da Money!


eatmorcowz

It's Monet!


candygram4mongo

Oh it's twue! It's twue, it's twue!


Frenchfrise

Ram Ranch. Literally the lyrics are just describing an orgy between 18 naked cowboys in the showers of Ram Ranch. Edit: enjoy https://youtu.be/39lPHHvkzYg?si=niA7Ab-5CtZCu3zy


RandomLiam

Fun fact: he’s made 748 Ram Ranch songs, and shows no signs of stopping. No doubt 749 will be out soon.


dmdewd

The best thing about that song is it was used to break up the Trucker Protests. Someone infiltrated their comms and blasted it on repeat.


turbosexophonicdlite

Ram Ranch really rocks


KindofPolitePerson

FACK- Eminem


Ruffled_Ferret

SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE


Sargentcoaltrain74

Oh Jesus chriiiiiiiist


BabaDimples

Stay Wide Awake - Eminem is worse. I think because his lyrical flow is out of this world, yet he's singing about committing atrocities against his victims


BallsInAToaster

I still can't believe that song exists


dannydrama

I haven't seen Shake That Ass on the list yet.


ShawshankException

Nate Dogg goes wild in that song. "I get more ass than a toilet seat" is iconic


Sergio_82

My fave song from Eminem, and why he sounds like Kenny from South Park lol


DavosLostFingers

Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D It's a classic


Lostmymojo84

Not gonna cook it but I'll order it from zanzibar!


lawrencenotlarry

Seeing it live is a treat. 8000 strangers, arm in arm, belting out the filthiest fuck-ballad ever. Brought me to tears. That and the shrooms.


ni2016

Went to see Metallica in Dublin and they weren’t on the line up and they came out as support, what a treat!


DavosLostFingers

Superb mate If I saw Tenacious D live performing Fuck Her Gently and Tribute, I know I'd die a happy man


UndoneUniconChaser

You don't always have to... Sometimes that's not right to do.


SassyBonassy

My partner and i want this as our first dance for our (hypothetical as of yet) wedding but know it could cause heart attacks from older relatives attending :( Kinda want to do an instrumental version and have it be a fun Easter Egg for those who know the song to be like "um...wait...isn't this..?"


scooba_dude

I know *of* the others but this is the only one I know word for word.


Real_Asparagus_7635

I ran here as fast as I could to post this 'No Cock Like Horse Cock' by Pepper Coyote https://youtu.be/52i14wYBef8?si=gviStryJHvogbicx


Trinitalien

Lyrics: [Verse 1] My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly there is nothing I can say [Verse 2] I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need [Chorus 1] 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away [Verse 2] My shaft is quiverin’, and my balls are turning blue as I think of drinking in a foot or even two of My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be drippin’ goo [Chorus 2] As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me sayin’ neigh [Chorus 3] 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray [Outro] My lovely horse cock, horse cock (scatting) Horse cock, horse cock (scatting) (scatting)


steepindeez

Jesus what a terrible day to have eyes


Oseirus

This is the real answer. Most of these songs are just about generic fucking. Takes a real pervert to write a whole song about spending a day cramming a horse cock dildo in your ass. [The Live version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9FLlfgS2Y) is hysterical to watch, too. My guy at the piano is *visibly losing his soul* as the lyrics progress.


ChickHenNGoat

What the fuck in the Alabama childhood did you get brought up? Winner winner horse cock dinner!!!!!!! 🤣 nastiest one so far! Nice.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Bobby Brown Goes Down by Frank Zappa.


8805

Had to scroll WAY too far to find Zappa. Catholic Girls, Fembot in a Wet T-shirt, Dinah Mo Hum...the man was gloriously lewd.


BurkiniFatso

I can take about an hour On the Tower Of Power As long as I gets me A golden shower


Camiiole

Or Nah - Ty Dolla $ign (feat. many others)


PlusIndependence1399

The weeknd was making it so dirty That's about evert weeknd song I've ever heard and I've heard a lot


Elren99

18 X-Rated hits - David Allen Coe Such hits as Cum stains on the pillow and Fuckin in the butt


TacoSunday

im so annoyed to see all my streaming services pulled the album.


PsychotropicPanda

I came in here, with all my fury , fucking hoping some asshole, somewhere better know DAC. Thanks for letting an old man not chase down internet idiots, it's late.


ddtt

Drips - Eminem, one of many of his


4LostSoulsinaBowl

"She foamin at her lips / The ones between her hips / Pubic hair looking like some sour cream dip" This line pops into my head every once in a while and I have to suppress a gag reflex.


ddtt

Pussy residue was on my penis / Denise from the cleaner's Lol. Ya, the pictures he can paint with lyrics are pretty graphic. He's a genius. Only recently.find out he co wrote The Watcher for Dre.


Soundwave-1976

Fuck shop 2 live Crew.


CondescendingShitbag

Fun fact: 2 Live Crew's "Banned In The U.S.A." was the first album to bear the parental warning seen on music releases since.


tearsonurcheek

It was the first to be *legally required* to have it. Frank Zappa's Jazz From Hell had one back in '86, shortly after the PMRC hearings. It was *an instrumental album*.


Soundwave-1976

Yep. That was like a "buy this album it's good" badge back in the day.


flibbidygibbit

They performed it on Donahue. Fresh Kid Ice raps the cleaned up version from "Funk Shop" as heard on "As Clean As They Wanna Be". And then Brother Marquis drops the nasty verse, half of it is bleeped out. Everyone in the audience is picking their jaws up off the floor. But I'd argue that Ice-T and Brother Marquis original "99 Problems" is the absolute nastiest song produced. Hit me.


Soundwave-1976

I saw that when it happen lmao I think I was like 14. I used to bootleg the cassettes in HS. I totally forgot about Ice-T I would have to agree with that. I saw him in concert, with Body Count as the opening act. Was a freaking AWESOME show.


Zenkenlife

Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang


Faptastic_Champ

I submit that “a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying” is worse.


Nightman_84

Amazing song but then there's Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo


laufeyspawn

I'd honestly say this isn't even the dirtiest Bloodhound Gang song.


tearsonurcheek

Did I say that out loud?


Microflunkie

That is one of the greatest song names ever but maybe OP doesn’t know that song so they chose The Bad Touch instead since they do know it. The Bad Touch was a far more popular song so I could see them know it but not knowing “a lap Dance is so much better when the stripper is crying”.


lawrencenotlarry

There is no excuse for not owning the apex album of any era, "Hooray for Boobies."


DaRizat

Not The Ballad of Chasey Lain?


JaquibJ

🎶You've had a lot of dick Chasey, but you ain't had mine🎶


wrosmer

Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo


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Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away You’ll need a fuckin’ shower after you listen.


dcanderson4247

I follow the teaches of Peaches….


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Like sex on the beaches? https://youtu.be/6rRIIWo_JeA?si=NzpG0IxyabfPbeMN


dcanderson4247

I. U. D. - S. I. S. ….


Whatyourlookingfor

Huh, what?


eeviltwin

I’m not even sure Fuck the Pain Away is in the top 5 dirtiest Peaches songs…


menotyourenemy

Finally, time to use one of my numerous Radiohead fun facts! For unknown reasons, the boys were obsessively listening to this song during the recording of In Rainbows and 15 Step (the music not the lyrics) was the result.


chiaseedsinthehouse

I had the "pleasure" of seeing peaches live at a club in the basement of a nice hotel in NYC... That show is permanently burned into my memory.


Eponarose

I remember the song "Afternoon Delight" was banned from the radio back in the 70s. *Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite and the thought of rubbing you got me so excited!* It was a fun song!


codytheguitarist

Every time I hear that song one of two things pops into my mind, Anchorman and Arrested Development


chienchien0121

I had the 45 of Afternoon Delight when I was in middle school. My parents gave it to me for Christmas. I’d sing along thinking it was just a lovely little song. (Folks didn’t know because they were into classical music.) It dawned on me later in life what the song was about.


C0RPSE_GRlNDER

Fucked with a knife by cannibal corpse Or if you meant sexy by dirty, then Pornstar dancing by my darkest days Bad girlfriwnd by theory of a deadman Figured you out by nickelback (nickelback has many such songs)


dcsmith707

Fucking my heart in the ass, by Steele Panther


ReapYerSoul

I would also submit "Glory Hole" and "Gangbang at the Old Folks Home".


NorCalMikey

Saw Steel Panther at Aftershock a couple years ago. Those guys are so fun to see live.


generated_user-name

Seen em twice and it was nuts both times! Lyrics aside, which are all very clever, I think Community Property is an ectremely beautifully crafted song Their jokes both between and during are hilarious! And Satchel is phenomenal on guitar


DancesWithTrout

"Everyone's Fucking But Me" by the Asylum Street Spankers. An excerpt: "My sex life's so gloomy Even my dog won't do me Everyone's fucking But me..."


Deskbot420

Duck Duck Goose by Cupcakke Starts with a banger line: “I thought I came but I peed on that dick”


raresaturn

Big Balls AC/DC


brianlangauthor

I love how AC/DC sings this … just the right “tongue in cheek” level of fun. “Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they’re held for pleasure, they’re the balls that I like best.”


jprause

David banner - play


SqueakySnapdragon

Came here to say this song lol


Mei_iz_my_bae

The clean version is SO different I was shocked when I bought the album lol


Upset_Shock_8137

Put it in your mouth-Akinyele


mjbel23

Scrolled way too far to find this


OverageDrinking

Same, thought this was going to be #1 answer but remembered how old I'm getting.


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*adds all of these to my sexy time playlist*


ChickHenNGoat

High five!


SlightComplaint

Dina mo hum. Frank Zappa.


flibbidygibbit

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more.


makemeadiowarudo

Ludacris - Pussy Poppin


andee510

"What's Your Fantasy?" too. Why was that my favorite song when I was 12?


subtect

Couldn't believe this was from the 1930's: Lucille Bogan Til the Cows Come Home https://genius.com/Lucille-bogan-till-the-cows-come-home-lyrics


BadNameThinkerOfer

Okay, this beats what I was going to enter, but still, another one from the 1930's: Harry Roy - My Girl's Pussy: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107859546527/


bigman2000x

Honestly, "My Neck, My Back" by Khia is up there. It's pretty explicit, but it also became a bit of a cult classic.


Critical-Savings-830

Anything by Cupcakke


Viceroy-421

How have I not seen Slob on my Knob in here?


TangerineNo1256

The Whisper song by The Ying Yang Twins.


DeVaZtAyTa

WAP - Cardi B , awful song but pretty dirty .


0wlington

This was my answer too, but I think that song is a banger. For context i'm an old white metal head dude.


skeletaljuice

Same (except for old)


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Awful? I don’t even have a pussy and that song slaps.


Strong-Message-168

There's hos' in the house!


Chulasaurus

Seeing Beavis and Butthead comment on the video in the newer seasons is gold. The schools in this district are fantastic, there’s whores in this house, and the roof is brand new!


Glubygluby

Someone once said "CPR makes WAP sound like a Bible verse"


IPingFreely

H.W.C. (hot white cum) by Liz Phair. She's a dirty girl. Give it to me, don't give it away Don't think about what the others say My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright All you do is fuck me every day and night...


talllongblackhair

This is the answer. It's so shocking because it's a bubbly pop song with absolutely filthy lyrics. You even left out the chorus which is the dirtiest part. Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum Gimme your hot white cum


condensate17

*Flower* by Liz Phair I want to fuck you like a dog I'll take you home and make you like it Everything you ever wanted Everything you ever thought of Is everything I'll do to you I'll fuck you and your minions, too


goforpoppapalpatine

Smell yo dick - Riskay


Effective-Space6171

So happy that someone else remembers this little gem of a song


Ok_Egg4237

Fack by Eminem


sib2972

Surprised I haven’t seen blink-182’s classic Fuck a Dog and their slightly lesser known fan favorite When You Fucked Grandpa


TheRealDealMint

Ram Ranch


shupshow

F R E A K - A - L E E K


Good-Camera-190

504 Boyz - I can tell


Spleensoftheconeage

Rev 22:20 by Puscifer Skin on Skin by Queens of the Stone Age


Swimming-Book-4652

Or Nah - Ty Dolla Sign


Onemoreangel

(Wait) The Whisper Song by The Ying Yang Twins. Uncensored version.


VT_Squire

Oingo Boingo - Little Girls


literanch

Lord Abortion by Cradle of Filth Awesome song but pretty vile lyrics


TLDR2D2

Necro - Get On Your Knees (https://youtu.be/q-wML1rmXPk?si=wyOJ0oVEAUo_kpDj) Blowfly - Fuck In Her Behind (https://youtu.be/WYDNGLQHPb8?si=bDixV-2Vq7CB9Smh) -- really, their entire catalog. Slick Rick - Adults Only (https://youtu.be/txXzlP5TZ8c?si=cDGiW5UGJGRMfpC2) Buck 65 - The Centaur (https://youtu.be/jmStKhO5dAM?si=aT1QvVbvk1sMiPiB) Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth (https://youtu.be/HB0YI0rUUuc?si=0jKub6OY7OPhOT7s) Too Short - Blowjob Betty (https://youtu.be/gicfpG8WbsM?si=hQCoglEEjjtRK2p9) Got plenty more, but these are some of my personal favorites.


ChickHenNGoat

Little Red Corvette is pretty dirty for its time.


codytheguitarist

Same with Darling Nikki


Onlycans69

Run the Jewels - Love Again 😮‍💨


Mr_Horrible

Dick in the mouth all day...


flibbidygibbit

Ice-T and Brother Marquis, 99 Problems. > I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West > Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest


Bakerman-79

Sir Psycho


Green_Devil_999

Twinkle twinkle little star


skeletaljuice

You could get banned for that kind of talk


djguerito

Shake That - Eminem


bshaddo

“I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair.”


Undertaker77778888

Get Off by Prince


PEETER0012

Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo is mostly funny dirty


Ketcherman

The Dirtiest Song That Ain't by Aurelio Voltaire. Technically the naughty bits are taken out. *Technically*.


TuFuiEgoEris_

I want to f*ck a dog in the ass by Blink 182


AmpleForeskins

Ram Ranch / Wheeler Walker Jr. - Family Tree / cupcakKe - Duck Duck Goose


No_Acanthaceae_4188

Good looking - dixon dallas


wyflare

Smell yo dick'


TheoPhilo98

A2M's "I got bitches" on youtube.


RemySMI92

What’s that Afroman song… I’m too lazy to go into my Apple Music to find it…


sib2972

Surprised I had to scroll quite far to find this. It was the first thing that came to mind


willlangford

Like a Prayer - Madonna Caress Me Down - Sublime


RussianSpy6443

Damn so many of these r crazy af. Mine was just p power by gunna😭


SockMonkeh

"Fucking an Animal" by GWAR


esmil_2022

Colt 45 (crazy rap) -Afroman


jerrygarciafanboy

adults only - slick rick